Yes, but unless you're already being watched for something more serious then nobody will give a fuck.

i will

every time someone downloads a song illegally, a verbatim dies

The KKK edition. Tonight's words will all start with the letter K, because those are actually quite rare and unappreciated. That's not to say that each of the words will be themed around the KKK or white supremacy, but I did go out of my way to choose words that are about taboo subjects. As such, these words will most likely be of use to absolutely nobody in casual conversation.

Oh, and no audio pronunciations tonight. My dogs are being bad, and it's raining out, so I can't seem to find a good spot to record my voice. From now on, I suppose I'll just write up a big backlog of words (because I normally just use whatever pops into my head) and record their pronunciations in advance. But for now, we're going to have to forgo hearing my beautiful, oneiric voice. My apologies.

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Karezza - /kah - REHT - sah/
Noun derived from the Italian word carezza, meaning "caress".

Fucking without cumming.

That's what it is. It's having intercourse for as long as possible without climaxing, as a means to maximize/prolong the pleasure. The term was coined by some sexologist (okay, she was actually a gynecologist, but what's the difference?), but unfortunately for her, we already had a term for that floating around--coitus reservatus. As a result, her term never saw extensive use. In other words, it came too late.

Please keep in mind that the word is indeed a noun, not a verb, despite being etymologically derived from the Italian verb. So, while you cannot karezza with your girlfriend, you can still engage in the act of karezza.

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Kindergraph - /KIN - der - graf/
[kindergraphs] [kindergraphy]
Derived from the German kinder, meaning "child".

A photograph of a child.

There is absolutely nothing offensive about this.

She showed me her mother's photo album, which contained many of her cherished kindergraphs from her childhood.

Of course, the noun form, kindergraphy, is indeed the art or practice of taking photographs of children.
...Okay, that one might be a little bit contentious.

Let's say only Das is permitted to use that word.

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Kyriolexy - /KEE - ree - oh - LEK - see/
[kyriolexical] [kyriolexically]
Derived from the Greek kyrios, meaning "lord" or "master".

The use of literal expressions, as opposed to figurative ones (a habit commonly associated with autism).

This term isn't as offensive as its potential, of course. Each word in this thread was prefaced with a kyriolexical definition. That is to say, a blunt and honest one. No beating around the bush. To assume someone is thinking kyriolexically is to suggest that they are incapable of understanding sarcasm, or the general facetious tone of your statements (online or offline). This is as much of an insult as being called "autistic" is, which will depend on your predispositions, I suppose.

Though, in general, if you try to use this word to insult anybody, you're probably just going to get bemused looks.

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I hope I didn't just give pedophiles a covert way of looking up CP...

You ever have those pink wafer biscuits? They're pretty good, and suitable for vegans.

yee, i have some on my counter

Why don't you like Pearl Jam?

i don't dislike them--they're just vastly overrated

i don't know if that's very fitting, tru

I'm actually very glad Roy's in, considering all the things he had stacked against him.

- We have four FE characters already.
- He's even less relevant of a character than Ike.
- We already have a character named Roy (one of the Koopalings).

What's your favourite vegan meal?

I'm not the best person to answer this question, really, but I finally found this brand of imitation chicken strips that I'm quite partial to. Imitation meat isn't for everyone, but it's worth definitely a try for those willing to dip their toes into the lifestyle.

You become Cheat of the videogame industry. You theoretically own every IP in gaming. You take charge of the next smash game. What characters would you add that have never been in a smash game? What characters wouldn't you bring back?

Hello Simon Belmont.
Hello Waluigi.
Hell again Ice Climbers, even though I didn't like them at first.
Hello Geno, just to shut your annoying-ass fans up.

Goodbye Bowser Jr.
Goodbye Villager.
Goodbye Palutena.
Goodbye Robin.
Goodbye Dark Pit (he can be an alternate color instead).
Goodbye Wii Fit Trainer.
Goodbye Duck Hunt.
Goodbye Dr. Mario (alternate color).

Yeah... I didn't really care much for any of the newcomers this time around.
I probably wouldn't actually take anyone out, really. Those are just the characters I really don't like.

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What made you become vegan? When did you decide to denounce animal products from your life, and how do you approach grocery shopping?

I mean, ever since I was little, I thought the fact that we killed animals just for our food was horrible, but I figured it was okay, because everyone else does it. Then I got smarter, and just used the excuse of, "Well, it would just be a drop in the bucket if I became vegan. Not to mention, some of my favorite food isn't vegan." But then I got over that, too.

I made the decision over a year ago.

Grocery shopping is much easier than you'd think. Much of what you don't buy is just common sense, and if there ever happens to be a food you've been buying that isn't vegan, it's simple enough to stop purchasing it and find a suitable alternative.

How did you get into that then?

I learned about the philosophy on YouTube and the logic compelled me.

making others happy

unless they don't deserve it, ofc

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hoy

this is how memes are born

First, could they not have waited one more fucking day? There is a stream about Smash tomorrow so goodbye character hype.

ikr

sigh

Roy was my main in Melee, so I'm excited. Deep down. But not outwardly, because my dickhead friend thought he'd show me the leak even though he knows I hate leaks.