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The Flood / Re: How many people have you slept with
« on: June 13, 2015, 10:02:53 PM »
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The Flood / Re: Yo Where The Fuck Is Everyone?« on: June 13, 2015, 09:57:34 PM »#SHUTDOWNumRe-watching JLU.Marry me 36753
The Flood / Re: inquire of me any such thing you desire« on: June 13, 2015, 09:11:59 PM »What university would it be if given the choice?I wouldn't mind. It wouldn't be a reading class, ideally. Vague prompts that are designed to elicit a response particular to some literary ideal. I wouldn't want to restrict too much freedom. 36754
The Flood / Re: inquire of me any such thing you desire« on: June 13, 2015, 08:51:16 PM »If given the opportunity to teach English at a prestigious university would you take it?Probably. 36755
The Flood / Re: inquire of me any such thing you desire« on: June 13, 2015, 08:45:17 PM »What are your favorite kind of nipples?No preference. 36756
The Flood / Re: inquire of me any such thing you desire« on: June 13, 2015, 08:43:50 PM »How big are your nipples?Normal. 36757
Gaming / Re: e3 conferences start tomorrow!« on: June 13, 2015, 08:12:06 PM »
OT:
i'll probably watch em all 36758
The Flood / Re: Verb's Words of the Day (#4)« on: June 13, 2015, 08:10:00 PM »You could say I started this list with a bang. #EasiestJokeEver 36759
The Flood / Re: Verb's Words of the Day (#4)« on: June 13, 2015, 08:07:28 PM »i thought kindergraph was gonna have to do with being fat or somethingUnderstandable. 36760
Gaming / Re: e3 conferences start tomorrow!« on: June 13, 2015, 08:04:26 PM »
nope
unless you also sit around saying stuff like "water is wet" and "the sky is blue" 36761
Gaming / Re: e3 conferences start tomorrow!« on: June 13, 2015, 08:02:14 PM »
the way you worded it suggests that no one thinks like you do/that your opinion is special
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The Flood / Re: inquire of me any such thing you desire« on: June 13, 2015, 08:01:29 PM »What cruel punishment do you think is befitting of Yoshi Sakamoto for killing the Metroid canonJust don't let him direct the next one. 36763
Gaming / Re: e3 conferences tomorrow!« on: June 13, 2015, 07:58:17 PM »Just wish they'd stop writing token characters and give people some personality. If you're only defining trait is the color of your skin, who you fuck, or your genitalia then you're a boring fucking person.what a unique opinion 36764
Gaming / Re: Smash spoilers (prepare yourself)« on: June 13, 2015, 07:48:49 PM »
i agree
but i just don't think i'd care to see any more metroid characters, as much as i love the series 36767
Gaming / Re: Smash spoilers (prepare yourself)« on: June 13, 2015, 07:24:52 PM »
they've explained why they can't put in ice climbers
and dark samus would be stupid 36768
The Flood / Re: Is downloading free music even illegal?« on: June 13, 2015, 07:22:58 PM »Yes, but unless you're already being watched for something more serious then nobody will give a fuck.i will every time someone downloads a song illegally, a verbatim dies 36769
The Flood / Re: inquire of me any such thing you desire« on: June 13, 2015, 07:19:18 PM »do you ever go on b.old and look through your old posts? i remember your fishy accounts and we had a similar join date. Sometimes i look through my old posts and cringe hard hahahaI haven't done that in ages, and yeah, there's a reason for that. Ha. I'd try to see it more as an empowering thing really. I'd look at myself back then, and I'd say, wow, I've come far since then. 36770
The Flood / Verb's Words of the Day (#4)« on: June 13, 2015, 07:14:57 PM »
The KKK edition. Tonight's words will all start with the letter K, because those are actually quite rare and unappreciated. That's not to say that each of the words will be themed around the KKK or white supremacy, but I did go out of my way to choose words that are about taboo subjects. As such, these words will most likely be of use to absolutely nobody in casual conversation.
Oh, and no audio pronunciations tonight. My dogs are being bad, and it's raining out, so I can't seem to find a good spot to record my voice. From now on, I suppose I'll just write up a big backlog of words (because I normally just use whatever pops into my head) and record their pronunciations in advance. But for now, we're going to have to forgo hearing my beautiful, oneiric voice. My apologies. Archive Karezza - /kah - REHT - sah/ Noun derived from the Italian word carezza, meaning "caress". Fucking without cumming. That's what it is. It's having intercourse for as long as possible without climaxing, as a means to maximize/prolong the pleasure. The term was coined by some sexologist (okay, she was actually a gynecologist, but what's the difference?), but unfortunately for her, we already had a term for that floating around--coitus reservatus. As a result, her term never saw extensive use. In other words, it came too late. Please keep in mind that the word is indeed a noun, not a verb, despite being etymologically derived from the Italian verb. So, while you cannot karezza with your girlfriend, you can still engage in the act of karezza. Kindergraph - /KIN - der - graf/ [kindergraphs] [kindergraphy] Derived from the German kinder, meaning "child". A photograph of a child. There is absolutely nothing offensive about this. She showed me her mother's photo album, which contained many of her cherished kindergraphs from her childhood. Of course, the noun form, kindergraphy, is indeed the art or practice of taking photographs of children. ...Okay, that one might be a little bit contentious. Let's say only Das is permitted to use that word. Kyriolexy - /KEE - ree - oh - LEK - see/ [kyriolexical] [kyriolexically] Derived from the Greek kyrios, meaning "lord" or "master". The use of literal expressions, as opposed to figurative ones (a habit commonly associated with autism). This term isn't as offensive as its potential, of course. Each word in this thread was prefaced with a kyriolexical definition. That is to say, a blunt and honest one. No beating around the bush. To assume someone is thinking kyriolexically is to suggest that they are incapable of understanding sarcasm, or the general facetious tone of your statements (online or offline). This is as much of an insult as being called "autistic" is, which will depend on your predispositions, I suppose. Though, in general, if you try to use this word to insult anybody, you're probably just going to get bemused looks. ... I hope I didn't just give pedophiles a covert way of looking up CP... 36771
The Flood / Re: inquire of me any such thing you desire« on: June 13, 2015, 06:33:32 PM »That sounds heavenly.my favorite: oreosCrush them up, put in bowl, pour coconut/almond milk over them and eat like cereal. 36772
The Flood / Re: inquire of me any such thing you desire« on: June 13, 2015, 01:44:57 PM »You ever have those pink wafer biscuits? They're pretty good, and suitable for vegans.yee, i have some on my counter 36773
The Flood / Re: inquire of me any such thing you desire« on: June 13, 2015, 01:39:40 PM »Can you ever forgive me for sending you those PM's the other dayNo 36774
The Flood / Re: inquire of me any such thing you desire« on: June 13, 2015, 01:38:05 PM »Why don't you like Pearl Jam?i don't dislike them--they're just vastly overrated i don't know if that's very fitting, tru 36775
The Flood / Re: inquire of me any such thing you desire« on: June 13, 2015, 01:36:31 PM »Oh so what is your favorite vegan snack? Im so picky I rarely eat as it is. I would die without ice cream (that's my favorite snack), and yeah there's soy ice cream I guess which is pretty goodoh, there's plenty of options for snacks potato chips, cracker jacks, various types of cereal my favorite: oreos and yeah, there's definitely vegan ice cream 36776
Gaming / Re: Smash spoilers (prepare yourself)« on: June 13, 2015, 01:29:32 PM »
I'm actually very glad Roy's in, considering all the things he had stacked against him.
- We have four FE characters already. - He's even less relevant of a character than Ike. - We already have a character named Roy (one of the Koopalings). 36777
The Flood / Re: inquire of me any such thing you desire« on: June 13, 2015, 01:25:03 PM »Will you save up to 15% or more on your car insurance?Hopefully. Do you like my hat?What is your hat? 36778
The Flood / Re: inquire of me any such thing you desire« on: June 13, 2015, 01:21:21 PM »What's your favourite vegan meal?I'm not the best person to answer this question, really, but I finally found this brand of imitation chicken strips that I'm quite partial to. Imitation meat isn't for everyone, but it's worth definitely a try for those willing to dip their toes into the lifestyle. You become Cheat of the videogame industry. You theoretically own every IP in gaming. You take charge of the next smash game. What characters would you add that have never been in a smash game? What characters wouldn't you bring back?Hello Simon Belmont. Hello Waluigi. Hell again Ice Climbers, even though I didn't like them at first. Hello Geno, just to shut your annoying-ass fans up. Goodbye Bowser Jr. Goodbye Villager. Goodbye Palutena. Goodbye Robin. Goodbye Dark Pit (he can be an alternate color instead). Goodbye Wii Fit Trainer. Goodbye Duck Hunt. Goodbye Dr. Mario (alternate color). Yeah... I didn't really care much for any of the newcomers this time around. I probably wouldn't actually take anyone out, really. Those are just the characters I really don't like. 36779
The Flood / Re: inquire of me any such thing you desire« on: June 13, 2015, 12:57:27 PM »Is it more expensive to eat vegan?It's no more expensive than any other diet, really. You just have to know where to go and what to buy. Don't buy packages that are suited for vegans--those are indeed more expensive. You can get fresh fruits, vegetables, and wheat products for dirt cheap. It also helps to have an open mind. Be willing to try new foods that you may not like. Soon, your options won't seem so narrow anymore. 36780
The Flood / Re: That PM Symbol« on: June 13, 2015, 12:49:27 PM »
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