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35161
« on: July 12, 2015, 05:19:18 PM »
i have no interesting response to this question
this is probably my least favorite thing to be asked in the world
35162
« on: July 12, 2015, 05:12:55 PM »
A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here."
The string leaves the bar. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. He walks back up to the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you that piece of string?"
The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
cute
35163
« on: July 12, 2015, 05:12:03 PM »
these gifs are really slowing down the thread
remember to spoiler tag them
kthx
35164
« on: July 12, 2015, 04:58:52 PM »
you've posted a lot of these before i might've chuckled at them then, but
35165
« on: July 12, 2015, 04:49:53 PM »
<3 godspeed wasn't a terribly funny video though
35166
« on: July 12, 2015, 04:42:34 PM »
Fuck it I'm in
Cool, one more.
35167
« on: July 12, 2015, 04:22:45 PM »
aw that's sad
35168
« on: July 12, 2015, 04:13:44 PM »
>alcohol
35169
« on: July 12, 2015, 03:49:10 PM »
A guy really wants his date to have an amazing prom. He makes sure to go all out, sparing no expense.
He goes to schedule a limo ride at the limousine service, but there's a massive line. He waits for hours, not wanting to disappoint his date.
Then, he goes to rent an extremely high-quality tuxedo, but yet again, there's a huge line, and it also takes forever to complete his order.
Finally, it's prom night, and the guy has all the elements in place. At the dance, his date asks him to get them refreshments. So, he goes over to the drinks, and there's no punch line.
clever jokes that take a few paragraphs to set up rarely elicit laughter from me though
35170
« on: July 12, 2015, 03:46:30 PM »
i hate the world and everything in it
you're rusty
35171
« on: July 12, 2015, 03:35:12 PM »
By the way, what're you eating under there?
some up dog
35172
« on: July 12, 2015, 03:34:26 PM »
i hate the world and everything in it
35173
« on: July 12, 2015, 03:16:28 PM »
i think dark humor works better spoken
35174
« on: July 12, 2015, 03:12:49 PM »
this is all old material
35175
« on: July 12, 2015, 03:10:39 PM »
i want to take a screenshot of this thread
go back in time eight or nine years
and post it on 4chan in a thread entitled "this is what memes will become"
35176
« on: July 12, 2015, 03:06:11 PM »
Little Jimmy is in his room playing with his toy cars when a wormhole opens up and a man steps out. "Jimmy! I'm you from the future!"
Shocked, little Jimmy replies, "Really?! Wow! What do I become when I grow up?"
"A pedophile," Older Jimmy says, locking the door.
i love it didn't make me laugh though
35177
« on: July 12, 2015, 03:03:00 PM »
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Spoiler Isaac Newton died a virgin. the thing about this type of humor is that, while i find it funny, i've never had an audible giggle over one
35178
« on: July 12, 2015, 02:58:07 PM »
>Pit >"Goku" >"Chun-Li" almost got me
35179
« on: July 12, 2015, 02:50:25 PM »
no
that's so obnoxious
35180
« on: July 12, 2015, 02:46:35 PM »
What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?
.
i smirked
35181
« on: July 12, 2015, 02:38:38 PM »
if we could graduate to censuring Dark Souls instead, that would be fantastic *dark souls 2
people already dislike that game
35182
« on: July 12, 2015, 02:36:14 PM »
this was posted already today
35183
« on: July 12, 2015, 02:34:10 PM »
Jellyfish are fucking evil. They should be exterminated. no you
35184
« on: July 12, 2015, 02:33:12 PM »
learn how to power shield and tech roll
35185
« on: July 12, 2015, 02:31:08 PM »
FUN FACT when i looked up "rarest element" i got astatine, though
35186
« on: July 12, 2015, 02:26:08 PM »
The rarest element. i don't get it
35187
« on: July 12, 2015, 02:18:54 PM »
Knock knock
who's there
It's me.
it's me who
35188
« on: July 12, 2015, 02:18:16 PM »
"The Amazing Racist" + "Jews"
prank videos are like humor kryptonite it's not funny at all, it's just... obnoxious and rude edit: actually it might be fake, but still, i don't really find this sort of thing humorous
35189
« on: July 12, 2015, 02:14:08 PM »
inb4deeznuts
35190
« on: July 12, 2015, 02:13:47 PM »
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