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Thinking about the distant future is probably my least favorite thing ever, so. Fuck that.

I prefer to just go with the flow. If I could just set my brain to auto-pilot, I so would.
In 20 years time you'll have a wife and kids and a mortgage you can barely afford to pay with your job you hate that you wasted years in college for and your wife is cheating on you and you never get to see your kids so they don't really like you or care about you and then you die from pancreatic cancer.
Doubtful.

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The Flood / Legendary threads
« on: August 05, 2015, 10:30:01 PM »

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The Flood / Re: What Was Your First Make-out Like?
« on: August 05, 2015, 10:19:20 PM »
It was in this small stilted club-house when the moon was high. She said, "I've been waiting for this for two years," grabbed my head, and slid her tongue in my mouth.
I've never been so confusedly revolted since.
lol this never happened

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Gaming / Re: Gamescom 2015 Thread
« on: August 05, 2015, 09:48:19 PM »
yes

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Septagon / Re: So why cant we report mods?
« on: August 05, 2015, 06:37:29 PM »
But you can report mods...
i just assumed he meant admins

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That one pic of me.
This current one.
That's it.

On Bungie, I had a little more, I guess.
At first, I used the traffic cone.
Then I switched it to the soffish.

Then I discovered Coup, and made a gif of the soffish flipping up and down (like Alphy's dog avatar).
Then I made it a Magikarp.
Then an anthroposexualized image of Twilight Sparkle (as an April Fool's joke).

That's all.

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Gaming / Re: Half-Life 2 Review
« on: August 05, 2015, 05:38:27 PM »
"Groundbreaking" is a sketchy term to use. I found the mechanics to be interesting and enjoyable. Whether something "breaks new ground" is of no real concern to me.

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The Flood / Re: I'm seriously thinking about becoming a rapper.
« on: August 05, 2015, 05:24:52 PM »
I want this thread to last forever.

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Gaming / Re: Half-Life 2 Review
« on: August 05, 2015, 05:20:33 PM »
Metro 2033? Yeah, doesn't look very appealing right off the bat. Can't promise I'll ever pick it up, but we'll see.

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Serious / Re: Teachers who who say gay marriage is wrong are extremists
« on: August 05, 2015, 03:30:29 PM »
I don't think we should be playing around with meaningless words, either.

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The Flood / Re: Which words don't you spell properly?
« on: August 05, 2015, 01:53:18 PM »
I spell everything properly.

Everything.

Well, okay, fine--sometimes the word "acquaintance" fucks me over. That's a weird-ass word.
Nailed it that time, though.

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Gaming / Re: God, Kameo was so awesome...
« on: August 05, 2015, 01:37:03 PM »
Never heard of it.

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Thinking about the distant future is probably my least favorite thing ever, so. Fuck that.

I prefer to just go with the flow. If I could just set my brain to auto-pilot, I so would.

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Gaming / Re: OH MY GOD NEW SILENT HILL
« on: August 05, 2015, 01:27:46 PM »
lol

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The Flood / Re: Plague Thread
« on: August 05, 2015, 01:12:51 PM »
Elephantiasis of the scrotum.

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i presume the first two games ended

it would be nice if the third game ended, too

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Serious / Re: "Give me $15 an hour, please."
« on: August 05, 2015, 12:13:46 PM »
$10/hr.
Well, good. You can live off this. Let's fucking do it.

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Gaming / Re: Gaylo 5 is Rated T
« on: August 05, 2015, 12:05:07 PM »
Halo could be so much better if it was I dunno darker, although I don't really think you can convey the suffering in war through a video game. Plus they need to keep it teen friendly or else sales will drop
You can do it in a movie decently well. I don't see why a game couldn't pull it off.

Didn't one CoD game have a Russian roulette scene at one point?

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Gaming / Re: Half-Life 2 Review
« on: August 05, 2015, 11:38:00 AM »
Quote
This is why, when you finally do meet up with your fellow humans, there's nothing quite like it. There are a number of friendly faces who'll accompany you, and they serve not only as valuable allies, but also as subtle reminders that the human race isn't finished.
Especially when you're in Ravenholm and see Father Grigori appear for the first time like some kind of heavenly apparition.
Eh, he was a unique example, because I honestly didn't know whether or not I was supposed to trust him at first (mostly because of his evil-ass laugh). I half-expected him to lead me into some kind of fucked up trap. The feeling only washed away for me when he bequested you with his shotgun.

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Gaming / Re: Gaylo 5 is Rated T
« on: August 05, 2015, 11:34:07 AM »
You guys are making the argument that this will make kids play Halo.
Not a single person made this argument. At least two people, me included, stated explicitly that we're already well-aware that kids these days will play Halo regardless of its ESRB rating. The ESRB is useless.

Do I like that little kids play these games? Not really. I can't stop them, but I can try to urge parents to be mindful of what they allow them to play. If you honestly think your kid is mature enough to handle games like Halo and Call of Duty, then have at it. But personally, I wouldn't let my eight-year-old play pretty much any M-rated games.

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The Flood / Re: Deadpool Trailer Anyone?
« on: August 04, 2015, 11:54:24 PM »
I always hated Deadpool.

Breaking the fourth wall and saying stupid shit isn't automatically funny.

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Septagon / Re: So why cant we report mods?
« on: August 04, 2015, 11:50:15 PM »
Just report someone else, but put in a note saying, "I'm actually reporting [mod's username]".

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The Flood / Re: Pixels wasn't that bad
« on: August 04, 2015, 11:25:37 PM »
Saw it with my family, because my dad really wanted to, and yeah, it really wasn't so bad. If you shut your brain off at the door.

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Gaming / Re: Smash Bros Wii U Tournament #3 Signup
« on: August 04, 2015, 08:16:11 PM »
OH, we're doing round robin? Okay, I wasn't sure.
what's round robin?
instead of having a bracket, you just fight everyone

edit:
sounds like he has something else in mind though

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Gaming / Re: Gaylo 5 is Rated T
« on: August 04, 2015, 07:24:22 PM »
I tried that, he just started attacking me and my comment structure
top lie 👌

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The Flood / Re: Your paranormal experiences?
« on: August 04, 2015, 07:08:33 PM »
i don't have any

because paranormal experiences don't happen

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The Flood / Re: Hey Verbatim
« on: August 04, 2015, 07:07:11 PM »
are these supposed to be funny
They're almost as funny as antinatalism
so not at all then

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The Flood / Re: Hey Verbatim
« on: August 04, 2015, 07:04:37 PM »
are these supposed to be funny

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Serious / Re: "Give me $15 an hour, please."
« on: August 04, 2015, 06:44:23 PM »
ugh, you're so insufferable

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The Flood / Re: Hey Verbatim
« on: August 04, 2015, 06:35:46 PM »
👌

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