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3301
« on: April 27, 2018, 06:39:57 AM »
have all the kids you can so they can grow up to be productive pill popping consumers too
great idea let's keep doing it forever
kill yourself if you think differently
3302
« on: April 27, 2018, 06:37:53 AM »
now all i gotta do is have a couple kids and i'll be the most successful person ever
god i love life
3303
« on: April 27, 2018, 06:37:08 AM »
i also moved out and got a job that actually pays me money
which is a good thing because making money is super important, because it's super important
making money means you're a productive person, and being a productive person is very good
everybody should be a productive person by that rigid standard and fuck anyone who isn't
this all makes me so happy and fulfilled too, which is what life is all about
3304
« on: April 27, 2018, 06:31:26 AM »
did i mention that i'm on happy pills i mean medication now
totally solves all my problems too
not like they're based more on the outside world and the iniquities of life itself rather than my personal life, or anything
i just took these pills and suddenly i'm not living on planet earth anymore oh wait i still am but at least i'm at peace with it or something and that's what everyone needs to do if they're depressed right
and then everything that sucks about life won't suck anymore
3305
« on: April 27, 2018, 06:24:44 AM »
haha yeah bro, that's exactly how i felt but just like spongebob i eventually burst and said "I NEED IT" and fucked the first bitch i saw, it was epic and now my life is changed forever, and i have you to thank for that i can't wait to be taken seriously because of my newfound happiness and maturity
3306
« on: April 27, 2018, 06:06:46 AM »
oh, i can drive now too, got my license
now i'm officially an ADULT and that means my opinions matter
3307
« on: April 27, 2018, 06:02:32 AM »
by the way i lost my virginity like 2 seconds ago so i'm allowed to have opinions on life and stuff now LOL!
seething redditor detected
going for that /r9k/ aesthetic actually
3308
« on: April 27, 2018, 06:02:15 AM »
so one of the things i've learned about life after this journey is that life is incredible and totally worth it
putting one of my body parts inside of another person's body parts wreaked havoc on the entire foundation of my worldview, and as a result, all the things i once hated about life because of how fundamentally broken, unfair, and miserable it all seemed, i have completely changed my mind on ALL of it
i can't believe how immature i was to think that life was anything short of a beautiful gift, and i can't wait to belittle anyone who doesn't appreciate what they've been given
suffice to say, i'm no longer depressed, and finding the cure was as simple as putting my penis inside of a vaginaโand i hope you too, anyone reading this right now, if you find yourself in a dark place, if you're ailed with crippling anxiety, if you feel uncomfortable in your skin, if sleeping is the best part of your day, if you have no sense of purpose, if you hate everything and the whole world around you, or if you hate virtually every aspect of your life, or perhaps just life itself, fret no longer, my friendsโtake this advice, and if you play your cards right, it will solve everything: just stop being a fucking loser and get laid, it's literally that easy
3309
« on: April 27, 2018, 05:38:51 AM »
by the way i lost my virginity like 2 seconds ago so i'm allowed to have opinions on life and stuff now LOL!
3310
« on: April 27, 2018, 05:34:39 AM »
oh oh oh
i decided to play a bunch of queen albums at the shop yesterday, and i remembered how much i hate this fucking band
3311
« on: April 27, 2018, 05:27:35 AM »
people who dislike the word "gamer" and insist that you don't use it are too silly
presumably, we need to have some simple and straightforward descriptor for people who play video games as a hobby, right? but if "gamer" is so terribly bothersome, you're going to be hard-pressed to find a simpler and more straightforward alternative
3312
« on: April 27, 2018, 03:00:33 AM »
good to know i'll never have to deal with this shit, ever
You have to talk to your Uber driver, dont be rude
would never take an uber either
How do you get anywhere?
Where does he have to go lol
college, dumb cunt
3313
« on: April 27, 2018, 12:30:48 AM »
i just need to know one thing
how much of a clusterfuck is this movie on a scale of 1 to suicide squad
i'm not asking about the film's quality, i'm asking how coherent it is
because the #1 trepidation i have going in is the fact that they're juggling 300 million characters in it, and i want to avoid a migraine
3314
« on: April 26, 2018, 11:41:45 PM »
i can't believe it, but judging by all the reactions so far, i'm actually hankering to go see it now
3315
« on: April 26, 2018, 11:14:41 PM »
good to know i'll never have to deal with this shit, ever
You have to talk to your Uber driver, dont be rude
would never take an uber either
How do you get anywhere?
bus
3316
« on: April 26, 2018, 10:59:50 PM »
good to know i'll never have to deal with this shit, ever
You have to talk to your Uber driver, dont be rude
would never take an uber either
3317
« on: April 26, 2018, 10:48:27 PM »
good to know i'll never have to deal with this shit, ever
3318
« on: April 26, 2018, 09:37:47 PM »
give me one good reason why you're not a misanthrope when people like OP exist
3319
« on: April 26, 2018, 09:32:07 PM »
and since sol did another fantastic job of digging up my old photos, here's my literal yearbook photo
feel sorry for me not angry at me
I want to move past how geeky I was
i'm going to call you sagetclass now
3320
« on: April 26, 2018, 09:29:16 PM »
So if I succumb to my urge of eating a candy bar do I suddenly lose all my upper body strength? it just means you're weak
Competence: The ability to do something efficiently or successfully
Be it baking a cake or raping a kid.
when will you learn that definitions are limited and rarely if ever account for nuance and connotation
especially a fucking google definition lmao
Yeah, competence is about doing something well, not what's right.
another retard misses the point
3321
« on: April 26, 2018, 03:30:02 PM »
victory
You're really pathetic, damn. I'm not even trying to offend you. This is really sad behavior. Nobody reading this thread is gonna look at the posts you made and think "heh he totally pwned that kid epic". You have some serious self esteem and anger issues. Good luck with that man.
nobody needs to do that but me
3322
« on: April 26, 2018, 03:12:50 PM »
eventually i'm gonna just start buying everything online, because fuck commuting hours of my life away
Do you drive now fam?
nope
HAHAHAHAHAA
why would i do something retarded like that
3323
« on: April 26, 2018, 03:00:54 PM »
victory
3324
« on: April 26, 2018, 02:52:24 PM »
I guess that's why all the smart people disagree with you then๐ค but they don't
"If you have strong feelings of dislike or even hatred towards people that molest children you're clearly one yourself"๐๐๐๐ IS THIS NIGGA SERIOUS RIGHT NOW๐๐๐ yeah
I never spazzed out about anything fucking lol and you never said this trash until now. Literally all you've been talking about is semantics and your inability to understand what the word "competent" means. Damn dude you've really reached a new low.
lol pedophile
The fact that you want to argue even though you agree with me just makes me think you're a pedophile. I'm sorry but please leave the forum, we don't want your kind around here.
see the difference here is that i actually have several reasons to believe you're a pedo, it's actually something i've been suspecting for quite awhile and it would explain a whole lot about your behavior the nice thing though is that you seem to be ashamed of yourself enough to rally against it, which is definitely a good thing i just hope you don't end up falling off the deep end or massacring a school or something
3325
« on: April 26, 2018, 02:38:19 PM »
What the fuck are you doing now then you mong.
i consider it an issue when people i agree with start saying retarded shit, because it just makes those of us on the right side of the argument look like fucking lunatics
and thinking that all pedophiles are doomed to act on their impulses because "durr sex is the good" is fucking lunatic
I never said anything stupid though, it's your dumbass that couldn't comprehend my post. You have a different definition in your mind of what "competent" means. That's your bad.
Not all, but many. One is too many. It's not my fault you're a permavirgin who thinks sex is scary lmao.
no it's your fault
3326
« on: April 26, 2018, 02:37:26 PM »
I guess that's why all the smart people disagree with you then๐ค but they don't "If you have strong feelings of dislike or even hatred towards people that molest children you're clearly one yourself"๐๐๐๐ IS THIS NIGGA SERIOUS RIGHT NOW๐๐๐ yeah I never spazzed out about anything fucking lol and you never said this trash until now. Literally all you've been talking about is semantics and your inability to understand what the word "competent" means. Damn dude you've really reached a new low.
lol pedophile
3327
« on: April 26, 2018, 12:00:36 PM »
What the fuck are you doing now then you mong.
i consider it an issue when people i agree with start saying retarded shit, because it just makes those of us on the right side of the argument look like fucking lunatics and thinking that all pedophiles are doomed to act on their impulses because "durr sex is the good" is fucking lunatic
3328
« on: April 26, 2018, 11:56:18 AM »
>it's a "Verb finds a semantics argument to exploit without having to actually argue the point" episode
based
because i ultimately agree with everything he's saying, retard let me just argue with someone that i agree with, what a smart thing to do
3329
« on: April 26, 2018, 11:55:16 AM »
But nobody cares what you think, the only thing that matters are the facts. intelligent people care all i post are facts You have. You said that I used it in a way to denote goodness, when my entire point of view on this issue is on the complete other end of the spectrum. So again, you're playing semantic games very poorly.
not really, your zealous attitude about the subject only suggests to me that you might harbor some pedophiliac tendencies that you're personally ashamed of, and you had a little freudian slip when you used the word "competent" the fact that you've spazzed out when i pointed this out only helps my view, really pedophiles are disgusting and horrible people who should be ashamed of what they are, that's a given, but the way you go about protesting their existence is a bit much, and i don't really want people like you on my side
3330
« on: April 26, 2018, 10:42:41 AM »
You realize everybody has at least one weakness right? You realize having a weakness doesn't inherently make you weak overall right? i think it does actually i don't think a strong person actually exists The word competence literally only means that. and if you knew how to read, you'd realize that i haven't ever disputed this
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