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Gaming / Re: Project Spark
« on: September 29, 2015, 08:54:10 PM »
oh, good

my favorite platform

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The Flood / Re: Dream Thread 2.0
« on: September 29, 2015, 08:45:03 PM »
also, quoting someone can have implications

like to me, it implies that you really want them to get your message for some reason

sometimes i don't want to come off that way

or maybe i'm just wrong and i'm looking into it too much but w/e

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The Flood / Re: Dream Thread 2.0
« on: September 29, 2015, 08:40:42 PM »
if i can't trust you to come back to the threads you post in, you can't be trusted at all

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The Flood / Re: Dream Thread 2.0
« on: September 29, 2015, 08:37:29 PM »
>he comes back twenty minutes later

uh, ew

space it out, you fuck

i don't need to know the exact intervals of your fap sessions

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The Flood / Re: Dream Thread 2.0
« on: September 29, 2015, 08:13:44 PM »
Most of my gory dreams involve me choking and stabbing people to death. People always hear something happening, and I start getting anxious that I'm going to get caught. As soon as I'm sure someone has found me out, I always wake up.
That's uh...

Am I ever in them?
I don't remember any faces. Just the feeling of a crushed windpipe, the jolt of steel meeting flesh, and the anxiety of being discovered in the act of the kill.
ooh

sooooo badass
Not really, I always wake up scared half-to-death.
just the way you described it

it was just kind of... okay, lol

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The Flood / Re: Dream Thread 2.0
« on: September 29, 2015, 08:11:37 PM »
Most of my gory dreams involve me choking and stabbing people to death. People always hear something happening, and I start getting anxious that I'm going to get caught. As soon as I'm sure someone has found me out, I always wake up.
That's uh...

Am I ever in them?
I don't remember any faces. Just the feeling of a crushed windpipe, the jolt of steel meeting flesh, and the anxiety of being discovered in the act of the kill.
ooh

sooooo badass

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The Flood / Re: Dream Thread 2.0
« on: September 29, 2015, 08:06:35 PM »
never had a gory dream

i don't plan on it either

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Gaming / Re: Project Spark
« on: September 29, 2015, 08:04:53 PM »
That's the game that pissed everyone off with the Conker tease, right?...

Yeah, they probably could have picked a smarter, less inflammatory way of advertising their game.

So in my eyes, they failed--I won't be getting their game (not that I could, considering it's Shitbox exclusive).

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The Flood / Re: The Answers - Part 1
« on: September 29, 2015, 07:46:30 PM »

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The Flood / Re: The Answers - Part 1
« on: September 29, 2015, 07:41:37 PM »
I'm sorry Verb
did you seriously shop my eyes into his head

lmao

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The Flood / Re: The Answers - Part 1
« on: September 29, 2015, 07:32:51 PM »
so rude

it's indecent not to have a crush on me

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The Flood / Re: The Answers - Part 1
« on: September 29, 2015, 07:31:00 PM »
oh

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The Flood / Re: The Answers - Part 1
« on: September 29, 2015, 07:19:03 PM »
yeah your eyes are gross tbh
my eyes are beautiful, actually

i was talking about the distance between em, jewnose

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The Flood / Re: The Answers - Part 1
« on: September 29, 2015, 07:10:46 PM »
they're dirty foreigners

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The Flood / Re: Workout With Girls
« on: September 29, 2015, 04:49:07 PM »
the word "dick" is used once in every line of this post

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Gaming / Re: Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain Discussion Thread
« on: September 29, 2015, 04:47:20 PM »
i missed the 5000th post by minutes

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The Flood / Re: The Answers - Part 1
« on: September 29, 2015, 04:29:58 PM »
because he wants to see your pretty face

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The Flood / Re: >He says Fight Club is his favorite movie
« on: September 29, 2015, 04:28:40 PM »
that would be because the whole point of the first two rules is to break them

tyler was building an army

by telling people not to do something, you prompt them to do it anyway
Well not so much "anyway" but it actually makes people talk about it much more if you tell them not to.

Sorry, I didn't want to be semantic but somebody had to write this post.
you're not being semantic--you're being pedantic

semantics are what pedants get so bent out of shape over
you can't "be" semantic

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The Flood / Re: >He says Fight Club is his favorite movie
« on: September 29, 2015, 04:24:12 PM »
>Favorite movie being kinda shit.
i am sorry to hear that

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The Flood / Re: >He says Fight Club is his favorite movie
« on: September 29, 2015, 04:09:24 PM »
that would be because the whole point of the first two rules is to break them

tyler was building an army

by telling people not to do something, you prompt them to do it anyway

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Gaming / Re: Halo: 2 Review
« on: September 29, 2015, 03:11:08 PM »
people bitched at me when i said the AR sucked in my CE impression thread

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The Flood / Re: The Answers - Part 1
« on: September 29, 2015, 02:31:10 PM »
Holy shit you sound like John Goodman.
Shut the fuck up, Donny.

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The Flood / Re: The Answers - Part 1
« on: September 29, 2015, 02:25:04 PM »
Does your dad ever throw anything out, or does he just toss everything he doesn't need into that room?
He tosses shit out, yeah. The stuff he keeps in there is just stuff he finds valuable, but would otherwise take up too much room inside the house (the storage room itself is connected to the garage). The reason it's so messy is because, well, he's a guy.

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The Flood / Re: Tell Me Things.
« on: September 29, 2015, 01:26:45 PM »
Speaking of jontron, he just did a cover of Fireworks. I had no idea he could sing.
He did the full song!? OH MAN

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The Flood / Re: The Answers - Part 1
« on: September 29, 2015, 01:04:31 PM »
you have a really deep voice

have you considered voice acting at all?
Yeah, actually. I'd need to build myself a home studio, though.

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The Flood / Re: Tell Me Things.
« on: September 29, 2015, 01:02:23 PM »
IDK who that guy in the gif is but he makes me giggle. Please tell me his secrets.
It's JonTron! He reviews old video games. He's really funny.

YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Tell Me Things.
« on: September 29, 2015, 12:57:34 PM »
Platypuses are a species of mammal that lays eggs.
What the
Echidnas are another example.

They also poop, pee, and lay eggs through the same opening.
the echidna also has a four-headed penis

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The Flood / Re: I've gotten bored of food.
« on: September 29, 2015, 12:38:29 PM »
Food in general sucks.
As a vegan, are you absolutely sure that you feel entitled to say that? I mean, you are missing out on three quarters of general foods. They might be tasty.

Or are you speaking wholly in the abstract?
I haven't always been a vegan.

But yeah, that was more of a philosophical postulation.
I dislike the concept of food, and it also just so happens that a great deal of it isn't very good.

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The Flood / Re: Tell Me Things.
« on: September 29, 2015, 12:36:52 PM »
the dot in the lowercase "i" and lowercase "j" is called a tittle
like tit-til?
yeah

and when you combine a question mark and exclamation mark (like !? or ?!), it's called an "interrobang"

there's actually a unicode character that splices them together: ‽

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The Flood / Re: Tell Me Things.
« on: September 29, 2015, 12:32:42 PM »
the dot in the lowercase "i" and lowercase "j" is called a tittle

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