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The Flood / Re: The search for anime that isn't complete and utter dogshit
« on: June 13, 2018, 03:47:07 PM »
how the fuck do weebs decide between playing video games and watching anime
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The Flood / Re: The search for anime that isn't complete and utter dogshit« on: June 13, 2018, 03:47:07 PM »
how the fuck do weebs decide between playing video games and watching anime
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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers« on: June 13, 2018, 01:32:53 PM »wanting rated M characters in smash is pretty cringey yeahlet's put claude from gta3 in smash because he's important to gaming or something haha, wouldn't that be FUUUUUUN 2824
The Flood / Re: How do you define Politically Correct?« on: June 13, 2018, 12:56:22 PM »
polite
tactful courteous 2825
Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread« on: June 13, 2018, 08:56:55 AM »i'm underreactingYour Overreactionthere is nothing more cringe comp worthy than the people celebrating over this character right now27K upvotes for ridley on r/smashbros 2826
Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers« on: June 13, 2018, 07:40:43 AM »
let's put claude from gta3 in smash because he's important to gaming or something haha, wouldn't that be FUUUUUUN
or commander shepard or marcus fenix or the dragonborn, why the fuck not right 2827
Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers« on: June 13, 2018, 07:37:07 AM »That's a bit of a weak retort.and a weak retort was all that was needed Quote The BFG looks different in every installment. There's no reason they couldn't make a gun shooting some kind of laser while not calling it by name. I don't care about Doom in SSB and it's fine that you don't want him because it might not fit, but your BFG argument is just a poor one. Plenty of people wouldn't even know what it is.everyone does, and if they don't, they would learn, and that's not the kind of humor that belongs in smash regardless of what they'd choose to make it stand for, fans of doom all collectively agree that it has always stood for "big fucking gun," it's practically the entire point—they say it stands for something innocuous, but the players know what it really stands for that's the humor behind it, and it's not nintendo-friendly that's just one tiny reason why he'd be a poor fit, and the rest should be arithmetically obvious 2828
Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers« on: June 13, 2018, 07:26:23 AM »
you know what i just realized
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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers« on: June 13, 2018, 06:50:20 AM »
it's not as bad as master chief, i'll say that
but it's up there 2830
Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers« on: June 13, 2018, 06:45:54 AM »Noalso, everyone knows what BFG stands for, it doesn't matter if they explain it or notIt's officially the Big Fragging Gun in original Doom before later being dubbed Big Freaking Gun and even Bio Force Gun in the movie. Plenty of ways to get around that. Quote Besides, why even name it? "Doomslayer uses his ultimate weapon to unleash an enormous beam of argent energy" or something does the job as well.because all final smashes have names, that's how it works not calling it a BFG makes it look like they're avoiding calling it a BFG, which is just as bad because again, they're acknowledging an F-bomb it's just a stupid fucking idea on every level 2831
Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread« on: June 13, 2018, 06:45:10 AM »there is nothing more cringe comp worthy than the people celebrating over this character right now27K upvotes for ridley on r/smashbros 2832
Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers« on: June 13, 2018, 06:26:18 AM »
also, everyone knows what BFG stands for, it doesn't matter if they explain it or not
you can't have an implicit F-bomb in a nintendo game made for kids, they would never allow it i wouldn't allow it either, i would find sakurai and drop kick him off a goddamn cliff if he actually did it 2833
Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread« on: June 13, 2018, 06:00:25 AM »
27K upvotes for ridley on r/smashbros
i am so sickened by everyone's happiness 2834
Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers« on: June 13, 2018, 03:35:25 AM »
oh and by the way, they already did remake metroid 1, i forgot about that
it's called metroid: zero mission, and looky-loo, ridley's size was indeed buffed up so, canonically speaking, he has literally never been this small, so i have every right to be upset 2835
Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers« on: June 13, 2018, 03:13:34 AM »He has cartoony or fictional guns like the BFG-9000, plasma gun, railgun, rocket launcher, etc.BFG also stands for "big fucking gun" and i'm sorry but you can't get away with that in a smash bros game and you can't have doomguy in smash without his BFG as his final smash, it just doesn't work i don't understand why you'd want a lesser, pussified version of a character when sakurai has gone to such lengths to make each and every character (except ridley, i guess) REFLECT in some way how they play in their respective games Quote I don't like her either but she got into the game in the first place, and I'd argue Doomguy is a more appropriate character than her. Doesn't she use real guns too?i'd say they're on par with each other in terms of the gratuity they're able to get away with but it doesn't matter i hate her STOP TRYING TO RUIN MY SMASH BROTHERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE His size does seem to vary a bit as far as I can tell from game to game, and in Smash he's really hunched over which makes him appear smaller.ridley's size hasn't varied that much, really—his typical size ranges from "very big" to "fucking immense," and the only time he's ever been small is in metroid 1, which was more due to the NES's limitations than anything else if they remade metroid 1, they'd buff up ridley's size (or maybe they wouldn't now, who knows) it's inherently upsetting to me when you start taking away fundamental properties of what makes characters cool—i don't wanna play as a miniature-ass baby ridley, i wanna rip people's guts out with a normal sized ridley, because the intimidation factor of his sheer size is part of what makes the character cool and scary, and that's gone now i understand it would be imbalanced, but that's why i never wanted him in the first place 2836
Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers« on: June 13, 2018, 02:47:11 AM »
the next time sakurai gets interviewed, i want someone to ask him why ridley is in the game after he gave a legitimate, repeated, and agreeable reason why he wasn't in the game for years
he'll probably talk about how bowser changes size all the time and shit, and how olimar and kirby are actually very small, but those are highly stylized cartoon characters, so it works ridley is a lot less cartoonish, he's meant to be TERRIFYING, and now he's a goddamn shrimp and i'm supposed to be hyped about this 2837
Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers« on: June 13, 2018, 02:42:27 AM »>Rated M ultraviolent franchise where he wouldn't be able to do anything you want him to do because it's a fucking kid's game>retro pickI unironically think he would be a great fitYou are wrong. i mean come on, WHY WOULD THEY HAVE YOU USE A SHOTGUN IN SMASH BROTHERS, THINK Don't bring up Snake because MGS isn't even close to being as violent. In Brawl, he never used guns or any weapons that couldn't be waved off as "cartoony," like bazookas and mortars and shit. It works because intense, gory violence was never the important thing about MGS. The most violent thing he does in Brawl is the neck snap, which is honestly a little overboard and I wish they didn't put that in. Don't bring up Bayonetta because she shouldn't be in the game either. 2838
Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers« on: June 13, 2018, 02:01:03 AM »I unironically think he would be a great fitYou are wrong. 2839
Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread« on: June 12, 2018, 06:37:01 PM »
do you think the fast knockback deceleration was a bug
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Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread« on: June 12, 2018, 06:36:00 PM »basically just "please note that this game is NOT FINISHED, i already spotted like 3 bugs and shit"thanks for clearing that up sakurai-sanWhat'd he say? 2841
Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread« on: June 12, 2018, 06:23:39 PM »
thanks for clearing that up sakurai-san
would've liked one last character reveal or something, but whatevs 2842
Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread« on: June 12, 2018, 06:02:43 PM »
i like those cutscene finishes but they always happen against the player i'm rooting for
so i just get mad when i see it happen 2843
Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread« on: June 12, 2018, 05:50:50 PM »https://twitter.com/BearUNLV/status/1006667538900512769actually, you know what>Impying Sakurai didn't make his his fap material broken intentionally and he won't buff her after this 2844
Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread« on: June 12, 2018, 05:44:00 PM »
actually, you know what
maybe not fuck you leo maybe he just saved the game by doing that, as long as sakurai is taking notes 2845
Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread« on: June 12, 2018, 05:40:35 PM »
every party needs a pooper
fuck you leo, like honestly 2846
Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread« on: June 12, 2018, 05:38:49 PM »
bayonetta vs. ridley
battle of the characters who least belong in the game 2847
Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread« on: June 12, 2018, 04:51:58 PM »No hookshot on Link ? Heretic!makes sense, didn't use one in botw young and toon link will still have them at least 2848
Gaming / Re: E3 2018 Thread« on: June 12, 2018, 04:49:24 PM »the first round, but it's just been chaotic 2v2s so farhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FchkqXEg0qshow much did I miss? there'll be 1v1s as the bracket goes on, it's a weird format |