well yeah i'm basically this website's lifeblood after all

Quote from: Desty on December 05, 2018, 09:12:01 AM

if someone challenges you you gotta beat them in order to call yourself better. If a kid challenges the world champ in boxing and the champ says no the kid can proudly say that the champ ran away from his challenge.

Or you can ignore them and win automatically because you place them beneath yourself.

i need an empirical basis for my superiority in order to feel at all satisfied

if other people don't see why my way of thinking is better, then empirically, my way of thinking is not better, and i can't have that (or at least, i'm not gonna take it sitting down)

scent is pretty useless, so probably that

maybe taste if i thought a little longer, since there are still healthy-ass foods i refuse to eat just because i think they're gross

whos the negan of smash

bayonetta probably

*goes to Ask Reddit*

"Guys of Reddit, how much sex do you have?"
"What's the sexiest thing you've ever done?"
"Who was the first person you had sex with?"
"What old game should be remastered?"

super general subs are obviously turbo cancer, but niche interest subs are pretty all right

if you're like me and you disagree with the human race on everything (but you choose to be honest anyway), you're getting downvoted to fuck hell

and yeah yeah, karma is just meaningless internet points, so who cares right

well guess what, if you have lots of negative karma (which is inescapable if you're someone who tends to go against the grain), the website punishes you by making it so you can only post every ten fucking minutes

sure, you won't get banned, but if you have like twenty different people replying to some controversial or unpopular comment you made, you have no choice but to wait ten minutes to respond to each and every one of those messages, unless you're just a mindless drone who agrees with everybody on everything or is too afraid to actually say something that people will disagree with

this is the only reason the website is kinda shitty and it has nothing to do with whatever reason you think the website is bad

$10 on steam for fallout 1 and 2, huh

i might as well just get them

In terms of my five Squad Strike characters, I think I pretty much have Simon/Lucario/Sheik/Jigglypuff on lock, based on my interests and all the footage I've seen so far. For 3v3s this can be narrowed down to Simon/Lucario/Sheik. Still trying to decide on a fifth character, though, and I'm thinking it's gonna be either Link, Roy, Ganondorf, or Mii Swordfighter.

Link is looking fantastic with his new remote bombs. I was scared that he might be shitty on account of his lack of a tether, but recent footage has shown me that this isn't a crippling weakness. He has the best chance at the moment.

Roy looks great, perhaps best he's ever looked. But part of my thing is that I'd like all the characters in my squad to be part of franchises that I actually enjoy and care about, and the thing about Fire Emblem is that I loathe what it's become. The only reason I consider him at all is because he was the first character I ever mained in a Smash game, so there's an emotional connection there. I'll pocket him either way, but I'm still not sure if I want him to be in the five.

Ganondorf would be an easy choice if only his moveset hadn't changed at all. I guess it's neat that he actually uses his sword now, but at the same time, his old moveset, regardless of how unfaithful it was, was still really fucking fun. Now that it's different, I'm not sure if I'll necessarily find it as fun. Not to mention, ganoncide can be mashed out of now, so I won't be able to troll with him online as hard. He's looking like a pocket at the moment.

Mii Swordfighter is on option. You'll notice that the four characters I have on lock represent 64, Melee, Brawl, and Ultimate. Since I don't have a Smash 4 character represented, it would be neat to fill the gap with my favorite newcomer from that game. Problem is, I didn't really like any of Smash 4's newcomers (with a few exceptions, like Little Mac, who aren't really my style). Turns out, in the end, the newcomers I was most hyped for in that game were the goddamn Mii Fighters, simply because getting to self-insert in a game like this is a fun gimmick. Of the three classes, Swordfighter is the one I enjoy playing the most, which is unfortunate, considering he's one of the weakest characters. Unless he gets buffs, I'll probably dispense on having any Smash 4 representation whatsoever in my squad, unless Ryu turns out to be super fun to play with his new mechanics.

I haven't even begun to think about strategy, but I do like how all my chosen characters so far seem to fit a consistent mold. Best when played patient, lame, and defensive (esp. Simon and Puff), but whose offensive prowess cannot be counted out (esp. Sheik and Lucario). Pretty balanced. If I choose Link, this theme can be taken further, since he has mad projectile game while being able to hit pretty hard when he needs to.

Please tell me that I can have the Brinstar Theme from Melee play 24/7 throughout my time playing Ultimate

i suppose if you only ever play on metroid stages (which isn't entirely unreasonable because of omega and BF forms)

Fighting games are for people that can’t fight in real life.

I see Chally maining Kirby tbh

he's the guy that just keeps jumping all the way up and dropping with down+b the whole game

Quote from: Verbatim on November 30, 2018, 07:26:44 PM

Quote from: challengerX on November 30, 2018, 07:22:27 PM

JUST

who is going to be your main in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for Nintendo Switch

Mario

you seem more like a Dr. Mario kind of guy to me

i need to hire someone to stab me every time i use the word "just"

Looks like I'm probably meeting Leffen tomorrow then.

make sure to tell him at least one of these things

- hbox is the savior of melee
- puff is honest/hype
- fox is cancer
- fox beats marth
- that he is living proof that you can be a top player and a fucking scrub simultaneously

reported!
have fun getting BANnED ahahahahahaa