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The Flood / Re: ITT: we post masters at work
« on: December 13, 2016, 11:30:01 AM »
Something about watching Bob, it's so relaxing.

Would speed runners be seen in the same light?
Depends on the runner/game I suppose.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: we post masters at work
« on: December 13, 2016, 01:26:57 AM »
have they both glared into the void or something
one is good at being mexican and the other is good at killing himself when the other guy is about to die
Godlike SDI or a glitch. Either way, sucks for S2J
it's merely an egregious example of the invisible ceiling glitch

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Moonlight Butterfly: 1
I must fucking suck because moonlight butterfly is a fucking pain for me
Ha, really?

YouTube

Here's how I beat it.

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I'm on PS3, but holding the equivalent button worked. Thanks, that's been bugging me for months.

Fortunately, it hasn't taken too long to get my bearings--this game is like riding a bike.

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Is there a way for me to slide down ladders like I see enemies do? I haven't been able to figure it out.

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The Flood / Re: damn casper
« on: December 12, 2016, 09:18:49 PM »
Still haven't gotten enough curiousity to see what the hubub is about discord. I hear it's like skype but not shit. I make a terrible conversationalist on those things too.
Don't do it
Discord is a terrible terrible service
it's pretty fucking good actually

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Septagon / Re: Is there a way to see who used you as a refferer?
« on: December 12, 2016, 07:39:26 PM »
What even is a referral?
when you join the site, you have the option to mention whoever referred you here

when they do, it adds to that person's referral count

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The Flood / Re: Beer Reviews
« on: December 12, 2016, 12:01:17 AM »
just thought i'd pop in to say:

Kill your collective selves.

okay bye
Alcohol technically does that for them at a slow rate. Don't worry matey, they'll get around to it someday.
no, i need you to all kill yourselves now

this instant
too tired right now, I'd half-ass it. Can it wait til tomorrow?
sure--story of your life
Spoiler
I've been working on my DDS playthrough btw, bout to finish off Mick the Slug.
cool

i haven't started yet, but if you're already that far, i guess i should get rolling

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The Flood / Re: Beer Reviews
« on: December 11, 2016, 11:58:46 PM »
just thought i'd pop in to say:

Kill your collective selves.

okay bye
Waiting for you.
Sep7agon mass suicide when?
oh, did i stutter

NOW

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The Flood / Re: Beer Reviews
« on: December 11, 2016, 11:56:31 PM »
just thought i'd pop in to say:

Kill your collective selves.

okay bye
Alcohol technically does that for them at a slow rate. Don't worry matey, they'll get around to it someday.
no, i need you to all kill yourselves now

this instant
too tired right now, I'd half-ass it. Can it wait til tomorrow?
sure--story of your life

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The Flood / Re: Beer Reviews
« on: December 11, 2016, 11:49:19 PM »
just thought i'd pop in to say:

Kill your collective selves.

okay bye
Alcohol technically does that for them at a slow rate. Don't worry matey, they'll get around to it someday.
no, i need you to all kill yourselves now

this instant

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The Flood / Re: Beer Reviews
« on: December 11, 2016, 11:37:12 PM »
just thought i'd pop in to say:

Kill your collective selves.

okay bye

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i am the keysmith
thx

gonna post an update this week

currently @ crystal cavern after breaking out of the duke's archives; seath is still alive

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The Flood / Re: Hate vs Apathy
« on: December 11, 2016, 10:43:14 PM »
Apathy is a disease.

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Gaming / Re: Convince me to play Witcher 3
« on: December 11, 2016, 10:27:14 PM »
Of all those listed, you only gave me one video game, which is held to a standard far differently than the others listed.
The point is that they all cater to the lowest common denominator. That's the only reason things ever get popular--because they appeal to the widest possible demographic. In order to appeal to the widest possible demographic, you must compromise some creative potential, because not everyone's going to like what you have to offer. You can't take very many artistic "risks."

The problem here (obviously) is that there are a lot of niche gamers out there who'd rather developers take creative risks than appeal to the widest demographic--so they tend to avoid playing mainstream games, because they already know through sheer logic that it's most likely not going to contain anything that's going to "challenge" them artistically.

Therefore, when a popular game comes out, it makes perfect sense for that type of consumer to be skeptical, uninterested, or even annoyed. There are some things you don't need to try before you know you like it. If you can't do that, then you need to explore your interests more.

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But when things such as writing, world building, and character development are the top things something gets praised for, across all boards, it's something at least looking into, rather than disregarding as a Call of Duty tier of popular. It's all about context.
I agree, but there's still the issue of mismatched tastes. If you know you tend to disagree with the vast majority of people on everything, why in the world would you take their word for it?

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Gaming / Re: What's a popular series that you never played?
« on: December 11, 2016, 06:39:19 PM »
Never played a single Zelda game.
press this button
now press this button
now press this button
now wave your arms around like an idiot, and then press this button
DO NOT press this button
what did i just say
press this button
congratulations

you just played skyward sword

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The Flood / Re: What does this mean?
« on: December 11, 2016, 05:17:30 PM »
What things from today do you think will suffer from the Mandela Effect in the future
The Arbiter never teamed up with MC in Halo
Nobody said "this isn't even my final form" at any point in Dragon Ball Z.
Do people think that? It's quite clearly just a made-up meme.

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The Flood / Re: ITT: we post masters at work
« on: December 11, 2016, 04:24:14 PM »
hahaha holy shit that's a lot more fucked up than i remember it being

guess i'll spoiler it

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The Flood / Re: ITT: we post masters at work
« on: December 11, 2016, 04:18:28 PM »
Ted Bundy.
i prefer albert fish

NSFL
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My dear Mrs Budd,

In 1894 a friend of mine shipped as a deck hand on the steamer Tacoma, Capt John Davis. They sailed from San Francisco to Hong Kong China. On arriving there he and two others went ashore and got drunk. When they returned the boat was gone. At that time there was a famine in China. Meat of any kind was from $1 to 3 Dollars a pound. So great was the suffering among the very poor that all children under 12 were sold to the Butchers to be cut up and sold for food in order to keep others from starving. A boy or girl under 14 was not safe in the street. You could go in any shop and ask for steak – chops – or stew meat. Part of the naked body of a boy or girl would be brought out and just what you wanted cut from it. A boy or girls behind which is the sweetest part of the body and sold as veal cutlet brought the highest price. John staid there so long he acquired a taste for human flesh. On his return to N.Y. he stole two boys one 7 one 11. Took them to his home stripped them naked tied them in a closet then burned everything they had on. Several times every day and night he spanked them – tortured them – to make their meat good and tender. First he killed the 11 yr old boy, because he had the fattest ass and of course the most meat on it. Every part of his body was cooked and eaten except Head – bones and guts. He was roasted in the oven, (all of his ass) boiled, broiled, fried, stewed. The little boy was next, went the same way. At that time I was living at 409 E 100 St, rear – right side. He told me so often how good human flesh was I made up my mind to taste it. On Sunday June the 3 – 1928 I called on you at 406 W 15 St. Brought you pot cheese – strawberries. We had lunch. [Your daughter] Grace sat in my lap and kissed me. I made up my mind to eat her, on the pretense of taking her to a party. You said Yes she could go. I took her to an empty house in Westchester I had already picked out. When we got there, I told her to remain outside. She picked wild flowers. I went upstairs and stripped all my clothes off. I knew if I did not I would get her blood on them. When all was ready I went to the window and called her. Then I hid in a closet until she was in the room. When she saw me all naked she began to cry and tried to run down stairs. I grabbed her and she said she would tell her mama. First I stripped her naked. How she did kick – bite and scratch. I choked her to death then cut her in small pieces so I could take my meat to my rooms, cook and eat it. How sweet and tender her little ass was roasted in the oven. It took me 9 days to eat her entire body. I did not fuck her, though, I could of had I wished. She died a virgin.

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The Flood / Re: Debating on going vegetarian for a month
« on: December 11, 2016, 04:16:30 PM »
you don't have the strength
Bash people for eating meat
Bash people for trying to not eat meat
it's called reverse psychology

the more you doubt him, the more likely he'll try to prove you wrong

works for me

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The Flood / ITT: we post masters at work
« on: December 11, 2016, 04:12:53 PM »
YouTube

is there anything more intriguing than watching someone who's mastered their craft do whatever it is they do best

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The Flood / Re: I'm terrified of moths and butterflies
« on: December 11, 2016, 02:32:12 PM »
YouTube

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Pissing clear liquid is healthy.
It's not even a hint of yellow tho, as if it's just water
Yes, that's good.
Stop being an advocate for bad health. If you don't know your topic you should just shut up.
It's good to have perfectly clear urine. Everyone knows this except for you. Because you're fucking stupid.

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Pissing clear liquid is healthy.
It's not even a hint of yellow tho, as if it's just water
Yes, that's good.

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The Flood / Re: Ahem
« on: December 11, 2016, 12:12:36 PM »
LMFAO! Great post!

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The Flood / Re: Debating on going vegetarian for a month
« on: December 11, 2016, 11:56:04 AM »
you don't have the strength

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you're like a small child on a sugar rush or something

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The Flood / Re: Just found this in the bathroom
« on: December 10, 2016, 08:43:07 PM »
i mean

it won't shatter

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The Flood / Re: Dietrichsix
« on: December 10, 2016, 08:07:25 PM »
Glenn's death is on Daryl.
LMAO, literally no difference than "maybe you shouldn't have been rich in the bad part of town"

Glenn's death is 100% on the person who murdered him.

A mad man with a gun tells you not to do something or he will kill you, do you do it?
He's still a murderer and bears all consequence of that,  but you would be kinda stupid to test his word.

Yeah, he's responsible for his actions, but why would you fuck with crazy?Because fucking crazy is hot

If there's one piece of advice that has saved my ass it's "never stick your dick in crazy"
I like to live with my balls on the edge of a razor blade brah
And that's why they look like Pinhead's face
my mind went straight to this pinhead first

which is funny because it still works

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Gaming / Re: What's a popular series that you never played?
« on: December 10, 2016, 05:22:29 PM »
I think I've played every major series in existence.
you don't seem like a fire emblem/persona/shin megami tensei/shining force kind of guy

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