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The Flood / Re: PSA: New Microsoft Edge is out
« on: January 29, 2020, 03:17:02 PM »
wait, does this mean edge is as ridiculously resource intensive as chrome now

basically what ryle asked

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The Edge of Democracy

This is a Brazilian documentary that's pretty much about how fucked the Brazilian government is. Focusing primarily on their two most recent ex-presidents, Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva and Dilma Rousseff, it's a documentary that is sure to set flames in your head no matter what your political affiliations are.

For a bit of context, Lula was a union leader who founded the Workers' Party in Brazil, and is of far-left ideology. He ran unsuccessfully for president on three occasions before finally winning in 2002, serving two terms. Despite being one of the most charismatic and popular politicians ever during his tenure, public opinion had eventually soured as he became embroiled in corruption scandals and other controversies discussed in the documentary.

Dilma Rousseff was Lula's Chief of Staff before succeeding him in office, becoming the first female president of Brazil. A socialist who was tortured in her youth by the military in the '70s, back when Brazil was a dictatorship, her election was seen as a beacon of hope for leftists, but in 2016, during her second term, she got impeached and subsequently removed from office for breaking budgetary laws (people also really grew to hate her).

Now, I'm just a dumb American who's never had anything to say or think about Brazil, so whenever the movie takes a dive into some deeply complex political scandals, like Operation Car Wash, I'm not gonna lie, a lot of that shit goes way over my head. I'd love to learn more, of course, but since I don't live in Brazil, it's not exactly pertinent information to me, and over the past four years, I've been feeling increasingly disillusioned towards politics in general anyway. As it stands, my sole political function is to hate the orange man in America. Nonetheless, I still found myself trying to draw parallels between the Brazilian government and my own, so I was able to use that as a basis for my overall engagement. Anyone who happens to be more invested than I am when it comes to world politics will probably have an easier time keeping up without needing to do stuff like that.

This documentary is also highly sympathetic to its two democratically-elected subjects, so anyone who's on the right will probably consider this to be Marxist propaganda and will be infuriated by it. It also ends on an excruciatingly bleak note, so beware of that. It's on Netflix right now, so if it sounds like it's up your alley, I'd check it out.

I was a little bit more engaged by American Factory, personally, but as far as overall quality of presentation goes, I'd say they're on par with each other. I certainly don't expect this to take the Oscar, because I think most Americans are in the same boat as me when it comes to this kind of stuff (in that they don't care, or don't wanna put in the effort to understand it. Which is sad, but also reality).

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It's not an Oscar film but I saw Uncut Gems  on Saturday and what else can I say other than that the Safdie's have usurped Villeneuve as the most compelling up and coming directors in the indie film scene for me right now.

What a spellbinding film. Still undecided as to whether it's better than Good Time (not sure that it is), but bruh, the production and camera work in this film is mwah. Little touches like showing the characters using 2012 (the year the film' set) iPhone and iMessage technology really added to the film's immersion.

My only gripes would probably be the pacing, although I'm maybe a bit too accustomed to Good Time's breakneck pacing and went in with a different expectation. Need to give it a 2nd watch without that mentality.

Also not really on board the hype train for Sandler's performance. He's certainly competent, but I disagree with the calls for his nomination in retrospect.

I feel like giving it a 9/10 just because it has a sick ending, but it's probably closer to an 8/10 realistically.
had the chance to see it in my local theater when it was playing, but i was seeing something else at the time

come back a week later expecting it to still be playing, and of course it wasn't

it was there for like 2 weeks, i was pissed

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The Flood / Re: I’ll Take The Staff Job
« on: January 28, 2020, 10:34:36 PM »
You want a staff job and you want a staff job. Anyone care about what I want?
oh wow you really are becoming a woman
It’s a SM3 quote.
sick reference

your references are out of control

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: January 28, 2020, 09:48:27 PM »
so yeah as tough of a pill as byleth is to swallow, she seems like a pretty bad character anyway so it's no big deal

slow, belmont-tier recovery (aka shit), and all of her moves are laggy as fuck, which actually makes her really fun to fight online, in the same way that ganondorf is fun to fight, because she's easily gimped and it's actually possible to punish her shit

one time, i blocked her down smash as puff, and even though i was still, like, one-and-a-half body lengths away from her AFTER shieldstun, i was STILL able to run up and grab her because of all those recovery frames

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: January 28, 2020, 09:41:56 PM »
Buffed:

Ryu
Ken
Samus/Dark Samus
Cloud
Dr. Mario
Shiek (these don't look like they will do much though)
Young Link
Toon Link
how'd you miss zelda, i think she easily won the entire patch

also fuck zelda HOLY SHIT why would they buff her most annoying moves

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Septagon / Re: How do I delete my account?
« on: January 28, 2020, 08:36:20 PM »
just don't use it, you silly fuck

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The Flood / Re: PSA: New Microsoft Edge is out
« on: January 27, 2020, 06:20:59 PM »
i win again

eat my shit, entire internet

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American Factory

This is a documentary about Fuyau, a Chinese auto glass company. In 2015, they bought out an old General Motors factory that shut down in 2008, giving hundreds of people new job opportunities, but before too long, the fundamental disparities between Chinese and American work ethics begin to rear their heads.

It's a Netflix original, so if that sounds interesting to you, maybe check it out. It's rather difficult to rate documentaries, so I don't think I'll bother. The bottom line is that it's informative, engaging, and well-presented. What more can I ask for?

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Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

I like a good ol' Tarantino flick as much as the next idiot, but this one took a considerably different direction than his "normal" work, and I'm not 100% sure if I ultimately liked it or not. Similar to The Irishman, it feels very mature and deliberately paced, yet it still manages to be engaging enough to feel half its length, which is pretty remarkable, considering that it's 2h40m. To pull that off is truly a testament to Tarantino's mastery.

However, I honestly kind of struggle to figure out what the point of this movie is. I don't know if it's a failure on the movie's part to communicate its message in a coherent way, assuming it has one at all, or if I'm just slow on the uptake, but the movie is SOOOO fucking scattershot (even by Quentin's standards) that by the end of the movie, despite being thoroughly entertained, I can't help but think that I just spent 3 hours watching a whole lot of nothing. Sitting here right now, typing this, I could not even begin to explain the plot.

Here, honestly, is the best I can do in one quick paragraph: It's about an actor and his stunt double in late '60s Hollywood. They do things, things happen, and yeah, it's just kind of a big potpourri of random fucking shit. Sharon Tate shows up and the Manson Family gets involved. Even Bruce Lee (humorously interpreted as an arrogant blowhard) shows up just to get beaten up by Brad Pitt's character for basically no reason. It's an ivory tower slice-of-life, you could say.

There's an element of humor to how the film has one of the most star-studded casts imaginable, yet refuses to give any of them a single thing to do. It's funny, but again, I don't know if I REALLY like that. I like stories about nothing, but usually, the whole point is that, in spite of the mundanity of the plot, there's still something to get out of the experience, and if I'm perfectly honest, I didn't really get anything out of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Maybe if I saw it again, I would, and I don't even know if that's really a problem to begin with. It's just that I can't say the same about any other Tarantino movie that I've seen.

The end, of course, has this very intense, comical, and fiery explosion of Tarantino's trademark ridiculous over-the-top violence, which is as cathartic and satisfying as it has ever been, but on some level, it feels pretty stupid, in the sense that the rest of the movie is almost totally devoid of any serious levels of violence, so they had to trick the idiots in the audience into thinking the movie was for them, because they saw Brad Pitt cave someone's skull in, and it was totally fucking awesome dude.

I don't know. As far as Tarantino films go, this one ranks pretty low for me, but I'm also very bemused about the experience, and I probably need to see it again with a different set of eyes. Who knows? Maybe I'll watch again and decide that it's actually just dogshit, or something. But for now, I think I enjoyed it, because on a moment to moment basis, it's still a very fun movie. I just didn't love it, especially not as much as I thought I should've. 7/10



Tentative ranking of the films I've seen so far:

1. I Lost My Body
2. The Irishman
3. Marriage Story

4. Joker
5. 1917
6. Knives Out
7. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

8. Klaus
9. The Two Popes
10. Avengers: Endgame
11. Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: January 25, 2020, 08:36:29 AM »
i have never seen a bigger collection of fucking morons than those found on smashboards

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aw, i thought it was great

i haven't seen the marketing myself—the only promotion i've seen whatsoever is adam from YMS's 9/10 review and recommendation—so i don't know if the film is trying to be "realistic" so much as it's just trying to be emotionally potent, and i think it succeeds heavily in that regard

even so, i'd still argue that there's a lot of realism to the film, from the script to the performances, but as you pointed out, most people would probably have trouble relating to a couple of "hot shot professional artists" (although, as a wannabe hotshot artist myself, i was able to relate somewhat with the two characters on that basis a tiny bit more than the average bear, i suppose, which did noticeably increase my personal enjoyment)

whatever realism the film does have is only there, imo, to ground the film and prevent the audience from becoming totally alienated—because, like you said, most people will struggle to relate with a couple of snooty career artists

but rather than hamstring these characters by making them more relatable to regular people, the film tries MUCH harder (and successfully, in my opinion) to make them likable—the movie opens with the two describing all the things they love about each other, as we see examples of those behaviors on screen (which, now that i think about it, is kind of a clever take on the age-old "show don't tell" advice often given to novice writers, because the opening scene of this movie opts to show and tell simultaneously—idk, i think that's kinda cool)

to write this scene off as merely listing idiosyncrasies seems odd to me—how do you generally prefer to grow attached to your characters, if not learning about their idiosyncratic personalities? it's not like they're presented as perfect people—their flaws are strewn about and laid bare throughout the entire film

furthermore, you don't think the scene where Charlie finds the divorce papers on the kitchen counter to be a realistic interaction? how Nicole just awkwardly steps in and is like, "yeah sorry," and Charlie gets all suspicious about the pie that her sister had before she fucked everything up, prompting Nicole to have to explain that it was nothing, etc. etc. and in the end, Charlie just looks so fucking bewildered by the whole situation, and he's like "so like... what do I do next?"

or how about the scene, my personal favorite, with the custody evaluation lady, where Charlie's trying to demonstrate the knife trick that his son brought up at dinner, and he's so nervous that he cuts himself? maybe you're not a clumsy fuck like me, but that single scene, i thought, was such a painfully accurate snapshot of two awkward people trying to interact with each other that i bust a gut every time i watch it—especially when he's stumbling around his kitchen, trying to tend to this horrifying wound he has while hiding it from his son

those are just two scenes, but for me, this movie was filled to the brim with moments like that

have you ever done something annoying around your dad, prompting him to just lash out at you? the part where the kid wouldn't get in the car cracks me up—"Henry, get in the fucking car. [beat] I'm sorry, but Jesus, get in the fucking car."

that's real shit

the characters are so likable, you don't know who to root for, because you want BOTH of them to happy—but because they have such strong cases against each other, and because their lawyers are so aggressive, it makes it all the more painful when it all explodes in the argument scene

you criticized the bit where Charlie punches the wall, and i agree somewhat that the punch almost seemed too light and that the crack was added in post or something, but i'm not an expert on blunt force, and i don't know how strong walls typically are, since i've never punched one myself, but i can agree it wasn't the most convincing physical outburst

i suppose you could argue it shows that he's hesitant to do any real damage, but in that case, he probably shouldn't have left the mark at alll, since while it does last, it doesn't really come up again (i don't even think the evaluation lady asks about it, strangely enough)

you also did say the whole scene was entertaining for the wrong reasons, though, and that was the only part you singled out—i'm curious to know what else you thought was wrong with the scene, because i thought it was fantastic through and through, and one of the best singular scenes out of anything i've watched so far

idk, i guess if the movie wasn't for you, that's okay—i just thought it kicked ass enough to respond to some of your points about it

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I Lost My Body

Oh my goodness, this movie was fucking great.

This is a French Netflix original in contention for best animated feature, and without having seen Toy Story 4 or the latest How to Train Your Dragon yet, I'm gonna go out on a limb and declare this film to be the best among the five nominations—if not my current favorite of 2019 as a whole.

Because I went into this one completely blind, I feel somewhat disinclined to talk details about it, because I don't want to spoil anything. Speaking abstractly, while the movie doesn't have a, dense plot, it's more of an emotional journey with some French surrealism thrown in. There's a heavy emphasis placed on quiet moments where the characters are alone, thinking to themselves, and while the facial expressions are probably the movie's weakest aspect, it's never made unclear what the purpose of each scene is.

There's lots of weird shit going on (just the way I like it), some of which may seem easy to write off as "2deep4u" symbolism at first, but as long you're patient and see it all through to the end, every one of these puzzling moments does arrive at a pleasing arc. Nothing is presented too plainly, nor is any of it too subtle. And of course, it's all animated beautifully (except for the character's faces, oddly enough, which—again—could've been better).

If you've been on the lookout for an adult-oriented animation that isn't a comedy and isn't anime, this might be the film for you—especially if you're into moody shit that makes you feel like garbage, but still has an uplifting message in the end. Basically, if you're a doomer, you'll probably find a lot of value in this movie. If you're not, you might find it slow, awkward, melodramatic, and cumbersome—and you probably won't understand why that's part of the appeal.

Like I said, this is possibly my favorite movie of 2019 so far, and I'm actually pretty fucking sad that this is going to lose to Toy Story at the ceremony.

8/10 (could've been a 9/10 if the characters' faces were done better, and if some other minor issues I had were ironed out)

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The Flood / Re: How's your dating life going?
« on: January 22, 2020, 05:01:23 PM »
pretty much exactly how i want it to be going

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Klaus

This was just a good and wholesome little Christmas movie on Netflix, and probably the first time I've ever seen a Christmas outside of December (which felt very wrong, and I'm never doing it again). Regardless, I enjoyed myself decently well. The story, besides being a cleverly modernized take on the origin of the entire Santa Claus mythos, is still fairly cookie-cutter, in the sense that you can see each and every plot beat coming from ten miles away, but because of how cloyingly heartwarming it is, you almost don't mind.

Honestly, I don't really see myself recommending this one to anybody. I'm just delighted that hand-drawn animation hasn't completely died out yet. Every frame of this movie is a treat to look at, and for a setting that takes place mostly in winter, it still manages to look incredibly warm and cozy.

I wanna be nice and give this one a high score, but the fact that it wasn't anything truly special in its own right, and I'll probably never see it again because of that, pretty much relegates it to a 6/10. It does give me lots of hope for the future of traditionally animated film, though, so it gets a ton of credit for that.

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1917

I saw this and forgot to post about it, so here I am. This was pretty cool—I think this wound up winning best picture at the Golden Globes, or something, which I don't necessarily agree with, but it was still a pretty solid picture. Although I feel that it ultimately boils down to a pretty basic war story, I do have to echo Napalm's sentiments about the trademark Roger Deakins cinematography. It looks beautiful, and several of its shots continue to stick out in my mind.

Of course, the whole one-take gimmick is inherently impressive, and even if it's made a bit too obvious where each of the cuts are, the fact that everything looks like one seamless shot gives us the opportunity to spend every waking moment with these characters, so knowing that anything can happen to them at literally any second adds a unique sense of tension that you just don't really get as much in more heavily-edited films.

I thought the movie did a fantastic job at capturing some of the most terrifying moments in war, like seeing a figure off in the distance walking towards you, unable to be sure whether they're friend or foe until it's almost too late to run away, or wanting to spare the life of a pinned down enemy, scared for his life, only to end up getting stabbed, because despite your good intentions, they still have no reason to assume you won't torture them. Fucked up shit like that. It's my favorite type of war film: No romanticizing, no glorification. It only shows you the horror, the pain, and the messiness of it all.

I wasn't expecting much from director Sam Mendes, given that he's made Jarhead, which I thought flat-out sucked, but I was pleasantly surprised with this one in the end. It's nominated for TEN goddamn awards, and I think it deserves at least one of them.

Maybe not best picture, because I still enjoyed Marriage Story and The Irishman more. Maybe not best director either, although I still think he outdid himself. The screenplay nomination is straight-up undeserved; I really don't think the script was anything special at all, but it's also not even really that kind of movie to begin with. The score was pretty typical Hollywood fare, to be honest, and didn't really stand out to me. The production design seemed pretty good; maybe it could win that one. The visual effects were fine, but it's going to get utterly stomped by the competition in that category. The makeup/hairstyling nomination feels... odd. It was as good as it needed it be, I suppose, but it's not a very cosmetically intensive movie by any means.

The remaining three (sound editing, sound mixing, and cinematography) are the ones it has the best shot at winning, I think. They're also the ones I feel it deserves the most.

7/10

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Gaming / Re: Pokémon Sword & Shield - GOTTA CATCH... some of 'em
« on: January 21, 2020, 09:26:16 PM »
i still like charizard, in the same way that i like pikachu

that is to say, not openly, because they're so over-exposed, but i don't dislike them because of that

they still have amazing and iconic designs, and it's those amazing and iconic designs that made them so popular

beats the fuck out of dragonite, at least

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Gaming / Re: Why Is Dark Souls II So Bad?
« on: January 21, 2020, 03:22:06 PM »
>playing dark souls for pvp


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The Two Popes

Despite the fact that this movie's on Netflix, I've been putting this one off. It's rather difficult for me to give a rat's ass about anything to do with the Catholic Church, but I made an effort to put that prejudice aside for 2 hours and watch the movie for the sake of the movie. In the end, I came out of this one mildly entertained.

Anthony Hopkins is one of my favorite actors, and he played the part of Benedict XVI as well as you'd expect him to, netting himself a nomination for best supporting actor. I would've said that he carried the film for me, but Jonathan Pryce, the guy they got to play Pope Francis, did a pretty great job as well, and he's nominated for best leading actor.

Each of the conversations between these two are quite long, but still relatively engaging. While they can drag at points, there's an ample use of flashbacks to keep things from getting too dry. Particularly old flashbacks are filmed in black-and-white, and there's actually some really cool and interesting shots during these portions. The way these scenes were woven into the film's narrative in general was probably my favorite thing about it.

There was a surprising amount of humor and whimsy about the movie, as well—almost too much, I would say, in that there's an overly transparent effort being made to inflate the film's accessibility by bringing the characters a little too far down to earth. Like, did Pope Francis and Benedict really have pizza together and shit? I can't say I know for sure, I suppose, but if that happened, it wasn't really implemented in a way that felt real.

The movie was adapted from a play, and it kinda feels like it. It's very much a movie where very little happens onscreen—you're basically just sitting down, eavesdropping on a couple of old guys for the entire experience, which may not sound very riveting for some people, but apparently the Academy found it riveting enough to nominate it for best adapted screenplay. I don't know if this film really deserves to win any of the Oscars it was nominated for, but I don't regret watching it either. It was pretty okay.

6/10

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: January 19, 2020, 06:41:22 PM »
Here's every DLC Mii costume that hasn't been carried over from Smash 4 yet:

Lloyd Irving
Regular hoodie

Just some useless information, although it makes me suspect we'll probably get a Monster Hunter character or something. There are some non-DLC outfits that haven't been brought back, as well, like the Swordfighter's Neon Suit, which sucks because that was my favorite one.

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: January 16, 2020, 05:35:42 PM »
hey, but at least we're getting a second fighter pass with six MORE fire emblem characters

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: January 16, 2020, 04:30:13 PM »
request title change to "Fire Emblem Megathread" because that's what this game is now

would have myself, but i forgot this wasn't my thread

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Sure but I don’t really sees how that takes away from the overall experience unless you’re some snob
obviously, it comes down to what you watch movies for

if you only care about the plot and the performances, these things probably won't bother you

for some, being able to see and hear the movie that you're watching kind of matters

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Knives Out

This was a pretty fun movie, although it was a fairly open-and-shut experience, in the sense that it didn't really leave a huge impression on me. It's nominated for best original screenplay, making it somewhat of a priority for me, and I can't say that it didn't deliver in that specific area. The plot and storytelling were about as good as you'd expect a modern day whodunit to be, with a couple of absurdities that help prevent it from becoming too dry or overbearingly serious. The main character, for example, has this amusing tendency to vomit whenever she lies, which is an obstacle that informs a good deal of her decisions throughout the movie, which is pretty fun. I almost feel like they could've done a bit more with that, but the movie does have other problems.

I have this pet peeve—unless it's very subtle, it always makes me cringe whenever writers can't resist putting topical dialogue in their stories. Whenever two young people of opposing political affiliation are present onscreen, you'll often hear them call each other things like "liberal snowflake" or "alt-right troll." Chris Evans even shows up, and one of the first things to come out of his mouth is the term "SJW" just to let you know that HE'S AN ASSHOLE in the most patronizingly unsubtle way possible. Does Rian Johnson think these terms are thrown around casually outside of the Internet? There's even a part where some of the characters start arguing about the immigrant detention camps, and it has nothing to do with the rest of the story. It's just a random distraction that not only dates the movie, but takes me right out of it.

Stuff like that bugs me, but it didn't affect my enjoyment too much overall. It's just that it's already a movie about a Hispanic girl getting one over a family of wealthy old white people, so the fact that the dialogue is so heavy-handed just feels like Rian Johnson's trying to physically beat me over the head with his point when I'm just trying to enjoy a fun mystery.

7/10

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: January 16, 2020, 09:30:27 AM »
fire emblem is a literal psyop and you can't change my mind

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: January 16, 2020, 09:29:39 AM »
i'm going to sell my copy of smash ultimate and nuke sakurai headquarters

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What's wrong with viewing movies on your phone
you're seeing and hearing less of what the director intended for you to see and hear due to the suboptimal resolution and audio quality

it's also just really tacky and zoomerish

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: January 15, 2020, 08:28:50 AM »
New character getting revealed tomorrow in a 35 minute presentation.

YouTube

oh wow i'm in a digibro video

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The Flood / Re: Traps Are Gay
« on: January 15, 2020, 08:25:29 AM »
Is their penis feminine?
irrelevant
sounds pretty gay tbh
so do you but that doesn't mean i should jump to conclusions

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The Flood / Re: Traps Are Gay
« on: January 14, 2020, 09:44:16 PM »

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