Dark Souls Impressions - The FINAL Update

 
 
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The grab attack becomes a whole lot less funny if you pay attention to your humanity as they do it.

Also, Darkwraiths are objectively the best covenant and you're missing out on one of the game's best parts.


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
4 Kings is bs. The fall there is cool though


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The grab attack becomes a whole lot less funny if you pay attention to your humanity as they do it.

Also, Darkwraiths are objectively the best covenant and you're missing out on one of the game's best parts.

I miss sl1 dickwraith gang bangs.


 
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The grab attack becomes a whole lot less funny if you pay attention to your humanity as they do it.

Also, Darkwraiths are objectively the best covenant and you're missing out on one of the game's best parts.
I miss sl1 dickwraith gang bangs.
eat shit


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
The grab attack becomes a whole lot less funny if you pay attention to your humanity as they do it.

Also, Darkwraiths are objectively the best covenant and you're missing out on one of the game's best parts.
I miss sl1 dickwraith gang bangs.
eat shit

Stay mad friend. Also, jump online so I can invade as a darkwraith.


 
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The grab attack becomes a whole lot less funny if you pay attention to your humanity as they do it.

Also, Darkwraiths are objectively the best covenant and you're missing out on one of the game's best parts.
I miss sl1 dickwraith gang bangs.
eat shit
Stay mad friend. Also, jump online so I can invade as a darkwraith.
and die


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
The grab attack becomes a whole lot less funny if you pay attention to your humanity as they do it.

Also, Darkwraiths are objectively the best covenant and you're missing out on one of the game's best parts.
I miss sl1 dickwraith gang bangs.
eat shit
Stay mad friend. Also, jump online so I can invade as a darkwraith.
and die

It'll be fun I promise. No kill duels.


 
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The grab attack becomes a whole lot less funny if you pay attention to your humanity as they do it.

Also, Darkwraiths are objectively the best covenant and you're missing out on one of the game's best parts.
I miss sl1 dickwraith gang bangs.
eat shit
Stay mad friend. Also, jump online so I can invade as a darkwraith.
and die
It'll be fun I promise. No kill duels.
as opposed to what other kind of duel


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
The grab attack becomes a whole lot less funny if you pay attention to your humanity as they do it.

Also, Darkwraiths are objectively the best covenant and you're missing out on one of the game's best parts.
I miss sl1 dickwraith gang bangs.
eat shit
Stay mad friend. Also, jump online so I can invade as a darkwraith.
and die
It'll be fun I promise. No kill duels.
as opposed to what other kind of duel

Darkwraith invades are all about blowing up under geared noobies. No kill duels are just for funsies. We fight, someone wins, I run off a ledge to return home.


 
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The grab attack becomes a whole lot less funny if you pay attention to your humanity as they do it.

Also, Darkwraiths are objectively the best covenant and you're missing out on one of the game's best parts.
I miss sl1 dickwraith gang bangs.
eat shit
Stay mad friend. Also, jump online so I can invade as a darkwraith.
and die
It'll be fun I promise. No kill duels.
as opposed to what other kind of duel
Darkwraith invades are all about blowing up under geared noobies. No kill duels are just for funsies. We fight, someone wins, I run off a ledge to return home.
i understand what darkwaiths are for (harassment and scumfuckery that would get you banned in any other game)

but i don't understand the term "no kill" when, presumably, someone ends up getting killed in the fight either way


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
The grab attack becomes a whole lot less funny if you pay attention to your humanity as they do it.

Also, Darkwraiths are objectively the best covenant and you're missing out on one of the game's best parts.
I miss sl1 dickwraith gang bangs.
eat shit
Stay mad friend. Also, jump online so I can invade as a darkwraith.
and die
It'll be fun I promise. No kill duels.
as opposed to what other kind of duel
Darkwraith invades are all about blowing up under geared noobies. No kill duels are just for funsies. We fight, someone wins, I run off a ledge to return home.
i understand what darkwaiths are for (harassment and scumfuckery that would get you banned in any other game)

but i don't understand the term "no kill" when, presumably, someone ends up getting killed in the fight either way

It doesn't negatively affect the invaders if they die, so when I play against people I know online I kill myself at the end to avoid any fuckery. I guess it really doesn't matter if you're hollow anyway, but it made sense to me at the time.


 
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I can't remember the last time I got anything out of breaking pots, but I still smash every pot I see on instinct.


 
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fuck you
Four Kings fucking suck


 
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fuck my eyebrows with a fucking lawnmower dude


 
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It's not a complete boss experience unless you've come within five pixels of killing a boss just before getting cheap shotted and dying.

Not sleeping until this these guys are dead.


 
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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
There's an easy way to beat them that most people use just to get it over with, but I know you won't resort to that.


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
i understand what darkwaiths are for (harassment and scumfuckery that would get you banned in any other game)
lol


 
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Next video ETA 2-4 hours


 
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<- Previous update: A Desperate Dilemma


Recap:
- Explored New Londo Ruins
- Found the Abyss
- Faced off against the Four Kings, but failed to kill them
- Created my first boss weapon: the Moonlight Butterfly Horn

Current missions:
- Kill the Four Kings



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This is my first full video update—hopefully it's not too grating to listen to.

If all you care to see is the boss fight, skip to 10:55.

Spoiler
Something I neglected to mention towards the end of this video:

The Four Kings is now one of my favorite bosses, next to the Capra Demon.


 
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oh god i sound so tired towards the end


 
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male, he/him

dracula can eat my whole ass!
noe that's what i call an update

nothing is better than adding a video of length to your "watch later" playlist so you can set aside time to really enjoy it in the near future


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
That was a satisfying end, the feeling of being so close to winning but also nearly dying is such a rush

Most people just chuck on full Havel and wail on them, good job for not doing that


 
 
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Dammit Verb, did you learn nothing from my third video about the elevators?


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
Dammit Verb, did you learn nothing from my third video about the elevators?
How can we learning anything when you're whispering and croaking like some kind of frog?


 
 
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Dammit Verb, did you learn nothing from my third video about the elevators?
How can we learning anything when you're whispering and croaking like some kind of frog?
Well thanks for that confidence boost, lol.


 
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I DONT GIVE A SINGLE -blam!- MOTHER -blam!-ER ITS A MOTHER -blam!-ING FORUM, OH WOW, YOU HAVE THE WORD NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, HOW MOTHER -blam!-ING COOL, NOT, YOUR ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT A BRAINWASHED PIECE OF SHIT BLOGGER, PEOPLE ONLY LIKE YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE NINJA BELOW YOUR NAME, SO PLEASE PUNCH YOURAELF IN THE FACE AND STAB YOUR EYE BECAUSE YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF SHIT OF SOCIETY
Dammit Verb, did you learn nothing from my third video about the elevators?
How can we learning anything when you're whispering and croaking like some kind of frog?
Well thanks for that confidence boost, lol.
wtf I told you your videos are good and your English is better than most people who only speak English

Just speak up dude. Just pretend you're talking to someone in real life. You wouldn't talk like that to them so just speak normally and be loose.
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Dammit Verb, did you learn nothing from my third video about the elevators?
How can we learning anything when you're whispering and croaking like some kind of frog?
Well thanks for that confidence boost, lol.
wtf I told you your videos are good and your English is better than most people who only speak English

Just speak up dude. Just pretend you're talking to someone in real life. You wouldn't talk like that to them so just speak normally and be loose.
I'll do a Quake video next and shout so loud that you best turn down your volume. Prepare yourself.


 
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fuck you
oh god i sound so tired towards the end
no kidding


 
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oh god i sound so tired towards the end
no kidding
was hoping it wouldn't come through too much

that's what i get for recording too late i suppose