Dark Souls Update #24: PASTY WHITE BOY FUCKED BY FOUR STUDS IN STEAMY FIVESOME

 
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Dammit Verb, did you learn nothing from my third video about the elevators?
i actually alternated between remembering and forgetting to send the elevator back up, i just forgot those times lol

since no one has told me yet, i'm assuming there really IS no bonfire for me to find down there

which would make sense, but it would be nice to put that to rest


 
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Dammit Verb, did you learn nothing from my third video about the elevators?
i actually alternated between remembering and forgetting to send the elevator back up, i just forgot those times lol

since no one has told me yet, i'm assuming there really IS no bonfire for me to find down there

which would make sense, but it would be nice to put that to rest
There isn't. Firelink and Basin are the closest two.


 
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That was a satisfying end, the feeling of being so close to winning but also nearly dying is such a rush

Most people just chuck on full Havel and wail on them, good job for not doing that
Is that the easy method you were talking about?


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I should have left my phone at home 'cause this is a disaster.
That was a satisfying end, the feeling of being so close to winning but also nearly dying is such a rush

Most people just chuck on full Havel and wail on them, good job for not doing that
Is that the easy method you were talking about?

Yeah. Havel's set tanks their hits like its nothing so you just jog towards them and smack them until they die


 
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That was a satisfying end, the feeling of being so close to winning but also nearly dying is such a rush

Most people just chuck on full Havel and wail on them, good job for not doing that
Is that the easy method you were talking about?
4 Kings' damage is majorly reduced by armor. It was noticeable in your video too, as your almost maxed out armor saved your life several times. Stacking really heavy and bulky armor to just block and tank through their hits while wailing on them is a popular tactic of beating the Kings.


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FRESH UNDEAD BOY GETS GARGOYLED ON LOCAL CHURCH'S ROOF, sorry i was thinking back to my first time playing DS.

4 Kings is a unlearning experience because the rest of the game teaches you to be defensive. Poor design and ill fight anyone for it. This really makes me wish i could record properly.


 
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I won't be maxing out my armor any time soon, because I'm gonna need four Titanite Slabs. I've never even seen one.


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I should have left my phone at home 'cause this is a disaster.
Have you explored much of Firelink Shrine?


 
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Have you explored much of Firelink Shrine?
There doesn't seem to be a whole lot to explore, but I'm currently in the Catacombs, if that answers your question.

I stumbled upon this place WAY WAY back when I first got here, and only now am I strong enough to be heading through it.


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I should have left my phone at home 'cause this is a disaster.
Have you explored much of Firelink Shrine?
There doesn't seem to be a whole lot to explore, but I'm currently in the Catacombs, if that answers your question.

I stumbled upon this place WAY WAY back when I first got here, and only now am I strong enough to be heading through it.

Have you tried going anywhere near the bird that dropped you off?


 
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Have you tried going anywhere near the bird that dropped you off?
Yeah, nothing happens.


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I should have left my phone at home 'cause this is a disaster.
Have you tried going anywhere near the bird that dropped you off?
Yeah, nothing happens.

Look around up there.

I'm not being too spoilery am I?


 
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Have you tried going anywhere near the bird that dropped you off?
Yeah, nothing happens.
Look around up there.

I'm not being too spoilery am I?
Nah, something always felt fishy about that crow to me anyway. I'll snoop around there later.


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I should have left my phone at home 'cause this is a disaster.
Have you tried going anywhere near the bird that dropped you off?
Yeah, nothing happens.
Look around up there.

I'm not being too spoilery am I?
Nah, something always felt fishy about that crow to me anyway. I'll snoop around there later.

Oh, okay good. There IS something up there. You mentioning the slab reminded me of it haha


God speed Patrick Smash


 
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It's also pronounced coup de graS, Verb.


 
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RIP ENDIE
It's also pronounced coup de graS, Verb.
Shut it, nerd


 
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It's also pronounced coup de graS, Verb.
french doesn't deserve not to be butchered tbh


 
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It's also pronounced coup de graS, Verb.
french doesn't deserve not to be butchered tbh
True that, but I figured you all of people would want to at least know the correct pronunciation.


 
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It's also pronounced coup de graS, Verb.
Shut it, nerd
Damn straight that this nerd will wreck your face if you ever man up enough to come play.


 
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Who the fuck is Yulia, anyway?


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I should have left my phone at home 'cause this is a disaster.
I thought it was either his imaginary friend, or what he names his Uchi


 
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Who the fuck is Yulia, anyway?
Unclear. It might be his katana or the female undead merchant on the other side of the bars. Some think it's the big bucket next to him or some imaginary creature he keeps in it (he strokes the bucket when you talk to him enough), but there's no evidence either way.


 
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I thought it was the bucket, but I wasn't completely sure if he himself explained it or not. Been driving me nuts for awhile.


 
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I want to steal her thunder!
Mfw I haven't touched dark souls 2 or 3 in time

I just play the first every now and then with a friend.


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I should have left my phone at home 'cause this is a disaster.
YouTube

Ngl this song really does help me in some dark moments I just feel like total ass. Fits to well with the game, ThePruld did a  good job with this. Might be a bit spoilery though so watch when you're done. Song is beautiful though


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Mfw I haven't touched dark souls 2 or 3 in time

I just play the first every now and then with a friend.

Do you have Souls 2 on Xbox Juan BTW, and would you happen to have a spare avelyn?