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Jive Turkey | Mythic Invincible!
 
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You have to make yourself have value. Why should women pick you over someone else? What do you have to offer them? Relationships are sort of like an exchange, they have something to offer you and you have something to offer them.

The best possible thing you can do is to make yourself as attractive as you can.
That means stuff like:
Get in shape
Tan skin a little
Wear nice clothing
Groom yourself, get a quality fitting haircut
Smell good
Have nice white teeth

You may think it's too vain and I'm wrong, but that's how life works. The confidence will come with an increase in these things


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PM me a picture of you face and fully body and I can tell you what exactly you can do to improve, I'll even write up a workout routine for you dead srs. im not going to make fun of you, I genuinely can help you slay mad poosay. You have an hour of your day to spare for workouts, right? Don't be scared of taking action, it's time to stop the over thinking, stop the hesitation, and just go balls deep in changing your life


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My signature is my name printed, I was never taught how to write cursive. FML.
/soc/

You might be gay and you don't even know it yet. Like subconsciously you wanna insert a veiny-6 inch-throbbing cock in your bum. Have you tried playing on the same team?


 
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PM me a picture of you face and fully body and I can tell you what exactly you can do to improve, I'll even write up a workout routine for you dead srs. im not going to make fun of you, I genuinely can help you slay mad poosay. You have an hour of your day to spare for workouts, right? Don't be scared of taking action, it's time to stop the over thinking, stop the hesitation, and just go balls deep in changing your life
You're a good guy. I hope he takes this advice. >.>


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My signature is my name printed, I was never taught how to write cursive. FML.
PM me a picture of you face and fully body and I can tell you what exactly you can do to improve, I'll even write up a workout routine for you dead srs. im not going to make fun of you, I genuinely can help you slay mad poosay. You have an hour of your day to spare for workouts, right? Don't be scared of taking action, it's time to stop the over thinking, stop the hesitation, and just go balls deep in changing your life
Go ahead and send one my way as well. I was a PE coach in my previous life. So fitness is kinda my deal.


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PM me a picture of you face and fully body and I can tell you what exactly you can do to improve, I'll even write up a workout routine for you dead srs. im not going to make fun of you, I genuinely can help you slay mad poosay. You have an hour of your day to spare for workouts, right? Don't be scared of taking action, it's time to stop the over thinking, stop the hesitation, and just go balls deep in changing your life
still no pm............


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I neither fear, nor despise.
You have to make yourself have value. Why should women pick you over someone else? What do you have to offer them? Relationships are sort of like an exchange, they have something to offer you and you have something to offer them.

The best possible thing you can do is to make yourself as attractive as you can.
That means stuff like:
Get in shape
Tan skin a little
Wear nice clothing
Groom yourself, get a quality fitting haircut
Smell good
Have nice white teeth

You may think it's too vain and I'm wrong, but that's how life works. The confidence will come with an increase in these things

A friend of mine told me last year: I knew this guy. He had bad hair, and didn't have a style. I helped him find a look, and he got a girlfriend in a week.

Funny enough, we hang out more during college and I never really cared abut clothing, or my appearance much. Well that changed, and now I'm pretty much doing exactly what his friend did before.



Jive Turkey | Mythic Invincible!
 
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You have to make yourself have value. Why should women pick you over someone else? What do you have to offer them? Relationships are sort of like an exchange, they have something to offer you and you have something to offer them.

The best possible thing you can do is to make yourself as attractive as you can.
That means stuff like:
Get in shape
Tan skin a little
Wear nice clothing
Groom yourself, get a quality fitting haircut
Smell good
Have nice white teeth

You may think it's too vain and I'm wrong, but that's how life works. The confidence will come with an increase in these things

A friend of mine told me last year: I knew this guy. He had bad hair, and didn't have a style. I helped him find a look, and he got a girlfriend in a week.

Funny enough, we hang out more during college and I never really cared abut clothing, or my appearance much. Well that changed, and now I'm pretty much doing exactly what his friend did before.
yup improving your appearance is definitely a game changer


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Then do something about it instead of moping here.

See? This is exactly why I give you shit. You're annoying!


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Your love gets me so high
you just have to wait for that moment where your special someone comes along and takes you off your feet, however, that won't happen if you never put yourself out there.

my advice? stay single and and keep yourself available as long as you can while you're still young


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Then do something about it instead of moping here.

See? This is exactly why I give you shit. You're annoying!
Honestly, you're more annoying than Gladiator.


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Then do something about it instead of moping here.

See? This is exactly why I give you shit. You're annoying!
Honestly, you're more annoying than Gladiator.

I think Deci's been behaving quite properly lately.

You can stop beating that dead horse.


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Khilafah420
Then do something about it instead of moping here.

See? This is exactly why I give you shit. You're annoying!
Honestly, you're more annoying than Gladiator.

I think Deci's been behaving quite properly lately.

You can stop beating that dead horse.
Doesn't matter cause it's still true.


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Then do something about it instead of moping here.

See? This is exactly why I give you shit. You're annoying!
Honestly, you're more annoying than Gladiator.



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I've been single forever and I'm perfectly fine  ;D


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I've been single forever and I'm perfectly fine  ;D

You're a liar. Deep down inside you're looking for that special someone.

You're just hiding the truth because you don't want people to know.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
I've been single forever and I'm perfectly fine  ;D

You're a liar. Deep down inside you're looking for that special someone.

You're just hiding the truth because you don't want people to know.
You know him better than he knows himself?
lol get over yourself man


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I've been single forever and I'm perfectly fine  ;D

You're a liar. Deep down inside you're looking for that special someone.

You're just hiding the truth because you don't want people to know.
You know him better than he knows himself?
lol get over yourself man
....and people still think that Decimator isn't annoying.


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I've been single forever and I'm perfectly fine  ;D

You're a liar. Deep down inside you're looking for that special someone.

You're just hiding the truth because you don't want people to know.
You know him better than he knows himself?
lol get over yourself man
....and people still think that Decimator isn't annoying.



Just fucking mute me then. I really don't care.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
I've been single forever and I'm perfectly fine  ;D

You're a liar. Deep down inside you're looking for that special someone.

You're just hiding the truth because you don't want people to know.
You know him better than he knows himself?
lol get over yourself man
....and people still think that Decimator isn't annoying.
even if he has been a lot calmer than usual, the constant shitposts don't help


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I've been single forever and I'm perfectly fine  ;D

You're a liar. Deep down inside you're looking for that special someone.

You're just hiding the truth because you don't want people to know.
You know him better than he knows himself?
lol get over yourself man

Well gee, I kinda ask the same question to many of the members here that think they know me better than myself.

The shoe is pretty much on the other foot now however.


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I've been single forever and I'm perfectly fine  ;D

You're a liar. Deep down inside you're looking for that special someone.

You're just hiding the truth because you don't want people to know.
You know him better than he knows himself?
lol get over yourself man
....and people still think that Decimator isn't annoying.
even if he has been a lot calmer than usual, the constant shitposts don't help

Alright fine I'll stop.

Jerk.


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I've been single forever and I'm perfectly fine  ;D

You're a liar. Deep down inside you're looking for that special someone.

You're just hiding the truth because you don't want people to know.
No actually I'm really not a people person at all, I don't even like talking to people in xbox live parties unless everyone is all playing the same, multiplayer focused game.


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I've been single forever and I'm perfectly fine  ;D

You're a liar. Deep down inside you're looking for that special someone.

You're just hiding the truth because you don't want people to know.
No actually I'm really not a people person at all, I don't even like talking to people in xbox live parties unless everyone is all playing the same, multiplayer focused game.

I see.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.

Well gee, I kinda ask the same question to many of the members here that think they know me better than myself.

The shoe is pretty much on the other foot now however.
just because other people are faggots doesn't mean you should be one too


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Well gee, I kinda ask the same question to many of the members here that think they know me better than myself.

The shoe is pretty much on the other foot now however.
just because other people are faggots doesn't mean you should be one too

And yet I'm already considered as one, so why should I not be a jerk here? There's no incentive to be nice anymore.

I've tried that. Many fucking times.


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I've been single forever and I'm perfectly fine  ;D

You're a liar. Deep down inside you're looking for that special someone.

You're just hiding the truth because you don't want people to know.
You know him better than he knows himself?
lol get over yourself man
....and people still think that Decimator isn't annoying.



Just fucking mute me then. I really don't care.
And I don't care enough to mute you. So that makes two of us.


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I've been single forever and I'm perfectly fine  ;D

You're a liar. Deep down inside you're looking for that special someone.

You're just hiding the truth because you don't want people to know.
You know him better than he knows himself?
lol get over yourself man
....and people still think that Decimator isn't annoying.



Just fucking mute me then. I really don't care.
And I don't care enough to mute you.

Then get used to it.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.

Well gee, I kinda ask the same question to many of the members here that think they know me better than myself.

The shoe is pretty much on the other foot now however.
just because other people are faggots doesn't mean you should be one too

And yet I'm already considered as one, so why should I not be a jerk here? There's no incentive to be nice anymore.

I've tried that. Many fucking times.
kill them with kindness