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The Flood / Re: Anal
« on: March 05, 2016, 10:23:58 AM »
Last time I tried, she passed out.

Wow, your ass must be really tight.

The Flood / Re: Where is Byrne?
« on: February 04, 2016, 06:20:56 AM »
it was very sad

The Flood / Re: Where is Byrne?
« on: February 04, 2016, 06:20:08 AM »
He was crushed to death while having sex with a lamia.

The Flood / Re: What is your orgasm noise?
« on: December 29, 2015, 09:17:02 AM »

Tie me up, bite me, choke me.




The Flood / Re: Best book quote
« on: December 01, 2015, 03:59:25 AM »
Crantius Colto
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.



A loli, now all pedos in the world flock to defend her.

The Flood / Re: 食べられない
« on: December 01, 2015, 03:47:46 AM »

The Flood / Re: Why was digger's thread locked?
« on: November 11, 2015, 10:07:25 AM »
I'm leaving this group run by [Nazis]!

The Flood / Re: The mods were a mistake.
« on: November 09, 2015, 06:32:09 PM »
Demote LC, give Noelle his postition.

This is a bit overwhelming. I may take a walk and get some air. In my entire life, no group of people has ever convinced themselves that I'm some sort of villain like this. It makes my head spin.
Shouldn't that mean it's time to move on?
You're clearly not better off by being here, and as an outsider, I can see you are a very large part of this problem.
What do you gain by staying here? Just leave, it's more than clear no one wants you here.

Is he just an idiot

or does someone have a better explanation?
he's also batshit insane
Yeah... I haven't been around much but that's probably a spot-on evaluation from what I have seen.

It boggles my mind that Elegiac would stay here when 99% of the forum hates him and even the moderators are basically telling him to fuck off.

Is he just an idiot or does someone have a better explanation?

"Everyone else started it"

So we're just going to purposely ignore this then, eh?

The Flood / Re: Question for JJBA fans
« on: November 08, 2015, 06:18:01 AM »
The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?

Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea

Down here all the fish is happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate

Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We what the land folks loves to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Under the sea
Under the sea
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Even the sturgeon an' the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the sea

The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub
The fluke is the duke of soul
The ray he can play
The lings on the strings
The trout rockin' out
The blackfish she sings
The smelt and the sprat
They know where it's at
An' oh that blowfish blow

Under the sea
Under the sea
When the sardine
Begin the beguine
It's music to me
What do they got? A lot of sand
We got a hot crustacean band
Each little clam here
know how to jam here
Under the sea
Each little slug here
Cuttin' a rug here
Under the sea
Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter
Under the water
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea

The Flood / Re: Ask Cindo Anything
« on: November 07, 2015, 11:38:42 AM »
Let me blow you... away?
Let me blow you... away
You won't believe your eyes and ears today
You are in for a surprise
When you look into my eyes
You won't be able to deny my ga... ZE.

Wait a minute Donut... your what?

Come on Sarge, you can't deny my deep, penetrating... Eye contact?
My gaze! What did you think I said?

Uh. Don't ask.

Don't tell.

Let me blow you... away
There is nothing that I will not do or say
To entertain a red companion
In this hot and sweaty canyon
Like a stallion I am bursting through the ga... TE.

A what?

You know, a stallion. A stud, a horse with a big...

Don't say it

... Saddle.
Now who wants to mount up?

Oh God...

Let me start with this inquiry
Which I've recorded in my diary
I've got a secret thing I want to say

What's worse than a conundrum
Or a cheerleader threesome (b*tches!)
Not taking time to enjoy life each day

You see the fun will never cease
As long as we've got elbow grease
There's really nothing to it
When you're using head. light. flu. id!

Donut, you do know there's no such thing as headlight fluid...

Depends on what you mean by "head"

I'm just going to pretend I don't know what you mean

I'm just going to pretend you do

I caught the fever for hot fun
And I'm recruiting everyone
You know, this army needs a little style

Hold my ankles, stretch my hammies
I hope that you like double whammies
'cause I'm gonna sing and dance until you smile

Some soldiers only work or nap
While I ride in shotgun's lap
The solution's simple
I'll fill 'em up
With my po. ten. tial...

Donut, please, enough with the double entendres!

Double entendre? Is that anything like a ménage-à-trois?

I give up...

In that case...

Let me blow you... away
Like a needle I'll get lost inside your hay
Easy if you know how, just like milking a cow
Like we do it on the farm back in I-O-W-A

hmm. So you really grew up on a farm in Iowa?

Yep. You spend a lot of time thinking when you're on the farm. And then a lot of time repressing those thoughts...

Let me blow you... away
I'm on my knees, just to have a chance today
if you see me winking, it's 'cause we're both thinking
this lightish red armor looks so ga... rish.

uh. What did you just call your armor?

Garish. it means totally lacking in good taste.

hmm. Kinda like this song.

For the millionth time, Donut, your armor is clearly pink.

it's lightish red!

Why won't he just admit it...

yeah, you're not fooling anyone Donut

uhm, are we still talking about his armor color, or something else?

Enough talk, you guys! It's time for some action!


So let me blow you...
blow you all...
one by one...
or in a group...
blow you...

The Flood / Re: Ask Cindo Anything
« on: November 07, 2015, 11:29:36 AM »
Why is everyone here either a spoiled brat, gay, and/or a tranny?
You forgot sociopath.

The Flood / Re: Ask Cindo Anything
« on: November 07, 2015, 11:26:55 AM »
Why is everyone here either a spoiled brat, gay, and/or a tranny?
And then there's you, 2 and a half/3.

The Flood / Re: You can't stick your dick in crazy
« on: November 06, 2015, 03:55:43 PM »
she can stick her dick in me

The Flood / Re: I resign
« on: October 29, 2015, 09:32:15 PM »

The Flood / Re: Girls Only Thread (& me & tru, ect)
« on: October 21, 2015, 05:24:24 AM »
You really don't help yourself at all.
This just makes you look like a creep.
Who are you?

News / Re: Staff Changes
« on: October 21, 2015, 05:20:59 AM »
I want to be on the staff so I can be there to cheer everyone on.

The Flood / Re: Girls Only Thread (& me & tru, ect)
« on: October 21, 2015, 05:03:55 AM »
You really don't help yourself at all.
This just makes you look like a creep.

The Flood / Re: Jive Turkeys ass is not human (pics) (sfw)
« on: October 20, 2015, 02:28:43 PM »

The Flood / Re: Americans of forum I have several question for you
« on: October 20, 2015, 01:27:21 PM »

The Flood / Re: What's the point in having Flee as a moderator?
« on: October 18, 2015, 08:20:13 AM »
Are you the one I heard about that freaks out over busy roads?

The Flood / Re: Fuddy Duddy
« on: October 17, 2015, 06:44:25 PM »
Waifu Master.
I miss him too.
fuddy-duddy isn't waifu master, ya dip
Wait a second... Wasn't Waifu master the one who said "Now I've lost it," though?
You've lost it.

The Flood / Re: YO WHAT THE FUCK
« on: October 17, 2015, 06:39:25 PM »
Now you've lost it?

The Flood / Re: Fuddy Duddy
« on: October 17, 2015, 06:33:21 PM »
i miss him

come back brave stardust crusader


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