Opening the door, he reached for his blaster and started to call out when he heard Talyn’s angry voice in the bedroom, growling in Andarion. “Dammit, you’re hurting me ! Stop ramming the hole! You’re not in the right position! You have to be on your knees when you slide it in!” To his further shock, Gavarian responded in an equally irritated tone. “Oh bite it and stop being such a damn crybaby. Just shift a little. It’ll go in if you just relax and breathe, and quit clenching so tight you could make a diamond from the pressure. Breathe slow and easy, and it’ll slide right in the hole. You’ll see. We just need more lubricant. Now stop being so hostile and let me do this or I’ll leave you to jack it by yourself.” Talyn hissed. “Let me shove it up your ass, and we’ll see how relaxed and hostile you are!”“Gah! You’re such a dick. How does Felicia stand doing this with you?”“For one thing, she’s a lot more gentle and her hands are smaller.”“I don’t see how that would help.” His mouth hanging open, Fain started to withdraw when he caught sight of Gavarian in the bedroom, on his knees in front of Talyn. Well, they weren’t having sex, but to be honest, he’d have rather they were than face the reality of what they were actually doing in there.

He’s stuck out there. He thinks he’s totally alone and that we all gave up on him. What kind of effect does that have on a man’s psychology?” He turned back to Venkat. “I wonder what he’s thinking right now.”

LOG ENTRY: SOL 61 How come Aquaman can control whales? They’re mammals! Makes no sense.