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The Flood / What Are You Thankful For
« on: November 25, 2021, 04:31:55 PM »
Wish I was dead

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The Flood / Re: I’m basically an ultra Chad now
« on: November 25, 2021, 11:17:15 AM »
We'll bang, okay?

Been really tempted to start an onlyfans…
Debase yourself in such a manner.

I'll debase you in a lewd manner

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The Flood / Re: I’m basically an ultra Chad now
« on: November 25, 2021, 12:00:43 AM »
We'll bang, okay?

Been really tempted to start an onlyfans…

Do not debase yourself in such a manner

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The Flood / Re: Hey so uh
« on: November 17, 2021, 11:55:27 AM »
not for another eight months
thanks so much for this legitimate and non-semantic contribution

this really has changed everything
NOW it's 20 years old

Got a gf yet Verb

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The Flood / Re: donald trump thread
« on: November 12, 2021, 09:44:21 PM »
"Why is Trump still talking about emails? Move on"

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The Flood / Re: im straight up a fat gay retard
« on: November 10, 2021, 03:02:34 AM »
What did he mean by this 🤔

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The Flood / Re: I'm finally a director
« on: November 07, 2021, 01:15:19 AM »
The video cuts before it could pan to the cage full of children on the left

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The Flood / Re: DO NOT OPEN SECONDCLASS THREAD
« on: November 04, 2021, 06:16:01 PM »
It's ok I have saved your virgin eyes. But yeah. Jeeze please put that shit in Anarchy. It's what that board is for.

DMV response time but thanks

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The Flood / Re: How long do you usually hold your pee?
« on: November 02, 2021, 01:38:08 AM »
getting a boner can extend your pee tolerance vastly.

You ever wait just to make the release better

Kinda like edging when you're jerking off

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The Flood / Re: How long do you usually hold your pee?
« on: November 02, 2021, 01:36:07 AM »
About 3O seconds worth of pee

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The Flood / DO NOT OPEN SECONDCLASS THREAD
« on: October 30, 2021, 04:28:39 PM »
Jesus FUCKING Christ

Cheat please delete that shit ASAP

Ugh I feel sick

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The Flood / Re: So glad to know that the company I work for has my back
« on: October 30, 2021, 12:00:55 PM »
Okay, so you're transphobic.

You mean normal?
mfw cis scum near me doesn't check their privilege

My greatest privilege is that I'm uncircumcised

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The Flood / Re: So glad to know that the company I work for has my back
« on: October 30, 2021, 01:49:36 AM »
Okay, so you're transphobic.

You mean normal?
No - I mean "transphobic". Please take some literary courses if toy can't distinguish these words from each other other at this point. You're an adult lol. It's pretty damn embarrassing how you act frankly.

Yes - transphobic means normal. Please take some biology courses if you can't reconcile these words with each other at this point. You're an adult lol. It's pretty damn embarrassing how you act frankly.

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The Flood / Re: So glad to know that the company I work for has my back
« on: October 30, 2021, 01:35:31 AM »
Okay, so you're transphobic.

You mean normal?

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The Flood / Re: A hypothetical for you
« on: October 27, 2021, 08:06:22 PM »
Actually you are the one being obtuse because the difference between unlikely and impossible is so irrelevant to this discussion that there is no reason to bring it up
he used the word "guarantee" wrong, and i carefully explained to him why it was

when someone is wrong, they have to be corrected—it doesn't matter if it's "relevant" (which it is, you're just being your typical dumbass self as usual)
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It's like if I said "you won't spontaneously combust right now" and you said "ah but there is a chance you could"

ok bro you right good job
yes, because if you said that you could NEVER spontaneously combust, then you're missing the point of the word "spontaneously," and that is something that ought to be corrected, because it's bad to be wrong

glad you get it, good job

you have a small peepee lol

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The Flood / Re: A hypothetical for you
« on: October 27, 2021, 06:09:21 PM »
i'm basically explaining the difference between "unlikely" and "impossible" to you right now, which i don't think i should have to do, so i can only assume you already understand this, and that you're just being semantically imprecise or deliberately obtuse

Actually you are the one being obtuse because the difference between unlikely and impossible is so irrelevant to this discussion that there is no reason to bring it up

It's like if I said "you won't spontaneously combust right now" and you said "ah but there is a chance you could"

ok bro you right good job

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The Flood / Re: A hypothetical for you
« on: October 27, 2021, 06:07:18 PM »
Can't wait to torture this idiot for a trillion years while I'm chilling in paradise 8)
which is another thing that separates this from a true prisoner's dilemma in the sense that having the choice-makers be randomly chosen is imbalanced—why should some random person get to choose first over another random person? what's the logic behind that? if i were second in line, and the very first person chose to fuck everyone over, that kinda just throws the whole experiment out the window right off the bat

then again, the closer you model the hypothetical after the prisoner's dilemma, the more you might as well just be thinking about the prisoner's dilemma, where the choices are made simultaneously between just two people

YouTube

^ the most optimal response to the prisoner's dilemma, but only if the "prisoners" (obviously contestants in this case) are allowed to communicate with each other

Here's a thought about individuality and human nature

The only sure way of a happy ending to this dilemma is if everyone held a common understanding with each other. The reason to chose the selfish option is the threat of others doing the same. Now everyone involved could be willing to choose peace but the fact remains that you just don't (and can't) know what others will do. The risk is what drives people to pick the selfish option.

How do we reach an understanding then? We can't. Because we are all individuals, there is simply no way to guarantee people will think like you. And because there is no guarantee, you will always be forced to pick the selfish option. It's almost like a self fulfilling prophecy in a way. If everyone just did the right thing, there would be no need for you to do the wrong thing.

But because there is always risk, people will always be selfish. And there will always be risk because we are individuals. Such is the price of freedom

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The Flood / Re: A hypothetical for you
« on: October 27, 2021, 01:56:05 PM »
Out of 100 people it's guaranteed one will
it isn't guaranteed, there's no way to be sure of that

otherwise, you're sadly correct
It is though.  in fact it'd probably be many.  Every person who realizes that the choice it trusting 99 other people completely, or not, is not going to blindly trust 99 other people randomly selected from the population.
it's not necessarily about trust—it's also about you, personally, NOT wanting 99 people to suffer for all eternity and understanding that you have the power to prevent that

do you know how easy it would be for me to find 99 people who would take the second option? even if i had a hard time, if you assume any number of people would share my mentality, there's no reason to suspect that it would be impossible for 99 others to feel the same

the furthest you can go is "it's overwhelmingly likely"—you can't guarantee it any more than i can guarantee the opposite

if it was 100 dahuterschuters on this island, then you'd be wise to choose the first option, but not everybody is you (or someone like you), and that's the point—i'm sure there have been countless stories written about this level of myopia

Can't wait to torture this idiot for a trillion years while I'm chilling in paradise 8)

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The Flood / Re: A hypothetical for you
« on: October 26, 2021, 10:47:25 AM »
Are you able to take anything seriously?

Are you able to take deez nuts in yo mouf

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The Flood / Re: Shut up
« on: October 26, 2021, 02:36:55 AM »
make me

*sticks my 8 inch cock down your throat*

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The Flood / Re: A hypothetical for you
« on: October 26, 2021, 02:34:59 AM »
I would

Spoiler
fuck her right in the pussy

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The Flood / Re: New Batman Trailer
« on: October 16, 2021, 04:55:51 PM »
Ben Affleck lost a lot of weight.

Batman?
More like Twinkman amirite

These next few years are looking disastrous for DC tho

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The Flood / Re: New Batman Trailer
« on: October 16, 2021, 04:54:39 PM »
YouTube


Black Adam

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The Flood / Re: New Batman Trailer
« on: October 16, 2021, 04:52:19 PM »
YouTube


New Flash Trailer too

Might as well make this a DC Fandome thread

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The Flood / New Batman Trailer
« on: October 16, 2021, 04:47:59 PM »
YouTube


I don't know about this man

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Thanks for all the quotes bros I like when the little exclamation mark lights up

lol loser

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The Flood / Re: Happy Thanksgiving Bros
« on: October 10, 2021, 01:00:01 PM »
Stronger than a bull
Faster than a buck
The biggest thing to hit Canada cause the Maple Leafs suck

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The Flood / Re: What are you doing this Fall?
« on: September 29, 2021, 12:56:42 PM »
Nothing super noteworthy that I can think of.

I’ve been spending a lot of money recently, so I might just try to chill.

I (think I) got invited to a friend’s bachelor party next week where they’re going to Georgia. I’ll probably pass though because they were saying it would cost 1k-2k just for admission. Not sure if that includes the plane ticket and everything.

We’re going to have a big poker tournament/Halloween party on the 23rd so that should be cool.

My friend group is in a softball league and I’ll usually go watch them on fridays.

Also I’ve been tailgating browns home games on sundays.

Just moved into a new apartment recently so still getting settled.

What have you been buying body pillows?

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The Flood / Re: What are you doing this Fall?
« on: September 29, 2021, 12:55:45 PM »
Still no gf
I decided to accept my fate and embraced the simp life years ago.

Have some dignity why don't you
At least pretend to find some nobility in being alone like Verb
Either three of you could easily just scoop up a cute trans girl; no excuses for being alone in this era


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The Flood / Re: What are you doing this Fall?
« on: September 29, 2021, 09:41:52 AM »
Still no gf
I decided to accept my fate and embraced the simp life years ago.

Have some dignity why don't you
At least pretend to find some nobility in being alone like Verb

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