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The Flood / Hows it been
« on: October 04, 2021, 11:06:06 PM »
title

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The Flood / Re: God tier comedy or horror movies?!
« on: July 10, 2016, 07:12:51 PM »
Hello-Elo-Elo-lo-o

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The Flood / God tier comedy or horror movies?!
« on: July 10, 2016, 06:51:41 PM »
I'm spent 😥

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The Flood / Re: ITT: trap/trans/mental illness thread
« on: April 28, 2016, 06:37:51 AM »


Literally a man with makeup on. This people need to be admitted to a hospital and need to get over the fact that they will never be a woman. You can cut off your dick and become a drag queen, but you still have Y chromosomes.


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The Flood / ITT: trap/trans/mental illness thread
« on: April 28, 2016, 05:01:19 AM »
Lolno it's me, yes that's right me, no need to mention how much you've missed me.

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The Flood / Ergo proxy ending explained?
« on: January 29, 2016, 08:27:25 PM »
Spoiler
whats going on in the final episode? Are the humans(creators) going to return to earth since the sky turned blue again? How and why did it turn blue?And is Vincent law going to kill the returning humans? He says "I'm Vincent law and I'm the agent of death" in the end

Whoever can answer most if not all of these questions tyvm inb4weabu

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The Flood / First official Trump campaign ad
« on: January 05, 2016, 06:07:03 PM »
http://hw-mobile.worldstarhiphop.com/u/vid/2016/01/w4zVubrGyCm9_mobile.mp4?ri=512000&rs=850

Holy shit I might just actually be motivated enough to vote for the first time, I feel like he really speaks the mind of America and what it stands for, seriously.

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The Flood / Re: Horseback riding is surprisingly fun
« on: January 05, 2016, 01:20:10 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Real though I might buyt this knife tell me i'm retarded
« on: January 05, 2016, 01:09:14 PM »
Oh your trying to mug me? Hold on let me reach into my backpack all stealthy cause it's a stealth knife. Get a stiletto knife and keep it in your pocket faggot.
but I already have a pocket folder

I'm not going to fight off a mugger with a knife though that's fucking dumb

Beta fig
>you have knife
>mugger has longer knife
Dead

>you have knife
>mugger has longer reach
Dead

>you have knife
>mugger is faster
Dead

>have gun
>mugger has gun
Any non-crazy mugger backs down

>have gun
>mugger doesn't
We Charles Bronson in Deathwish now


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The Flood / Re: Real though I might buyt this knife tell me i'm retarded
« on: January 05, 2016, 12:43:37 PM »
Oh your trying to mug me? Hold on let me reach into my backpack all stealthy cause it's a stealth knife. Get a stiletto knife and keep it in your pocket faggot.
but I already have a pocket folder

I'm not going to fight off a mugger with a knife though that's fucking dumb

Beta fig

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The Flood / Re: Real though I might buyt this knife tell me i'm retarded
« on: January 05, 2016, 12:19:44 PM »
Oh your trying to mug me? Hold on let me reach into my backpack all stealthy cause it's a stealth knife. Get a stiletto knife and keep it in your pocket faggot.

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The Flood / Re: Which country makes the best beer?
« on: December 27, 2015, 01:21:11 PM »
budweiser and blue mood tastes good mmmk

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We don't link to porn unless tagged under NSFW, and even then it's touchy. Shh.

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The Flood / Re: im drunk at family party AMA
« on: December 25, 2015, 02:43:24 PM »
Whose alt are ya?

im my own indepent alt who dont need no main

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The Flood / Re: im drunk at family party AMA
« on: December 25, 2015, 02:33:27 PM »
Is this a trick question?

only if you want it to [insert lenny face here]

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The Flood / Re: im drunk at family party AMA
« on: December 25, 2015, 02:32:44 PM »
How many are you, and from when?

like 15 here mostly puerto ricunts and peruvians some phillipinoes idk why theyre here

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The Flood / im drunk at family party AMA
« on: December 25, 2015, 02:26:23 PM »
want to kill myself pls end it.

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The Flood / Re: You are presented with an opportunity of a lifetime
« on: December 25, 2015, 01:46:27 PM »
You choose free gas for life idiots and become a multimillionaire in the process, plebs.

>buy oil tanker
>fill with gas
>profit


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The Flood / Re: Serious question, what do British call African Americans?
« on: December 13, 2015, 12:54:26 AM »
Do British people call African Americans

Calling someone black =/= being racist. You can call someone black, it's okay.

I got a look when I said black kid at this black family party once ;_;

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The Flood / Serious question, what do British call African Americans?
« on: December 12, 2015, 08:14:06 PM »
Saw this post and it's never crossed my mind. Do British people call African Americans British Africans or African British? Cause that doesn't sound right I dunno



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The Flood / Re: Are you the 'best in the world' at anything?
« on: December 11, 2015, 04:28:44 AM »
Most kills in bf hardline with the g17 on Xbox 360 git gud fgt

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The Flood / Re: Weird shit you did as a kid
« on: December 08, 2015, 08:54:27 PM »
Inb4yourmom

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Gaming / How long is a soft an in Dank Souls 2?
« on: December 08, 2015, 08:41:55 PM »
Pretty much at endgame and haven't seen a white soapstone sign since the start and when I try to invade with a cracked red eye  it insta says can't find anyone. I had modded items on another character ;_;

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The Flood / Re: Why is a guy getting raped in prison sometimes funny
« on: December 08, 2015, 08:39:12 PM »
I guess since its like saying a gay guy raped you which is funny tbh fam

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The Flood / Re: It physically hurts when I hear Americans use British slang
« on: December 08, 2015, 08:35:33 PM »
Mfw I say fucking L and wtf m8 x.x, fuck you Xbox live

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The Flood / Re: I GOT FUCKING EGGNOG!
« on: December 02, 2015, 10:11:01 AM »
After reading this post I got some from food town thank m80

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The Flood / ITT: Tweek and Craig Yaoi
« on: December 01, 2015, 07:54:21 AM »
Need more Yaoi pls

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No u

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Gaming / [SPOILERS] Starcraft 2 legacy of the void ending explained?
« on: November 29, 2015, 04:34:15 PM »
So Kerrigan defeats Amon in her ascended form then I didn't quite catch what she said at the end of the cutscene before it went dark did she say "goJim"? Then the bar cutscene we see Kerrigan in her human form so I assume she turned back to her old self but why'd she wait 2 years?

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