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Messages - Pastafarian
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« on: October 24, 2015, 05:21:15 AM »
So at the end when it shows chappie plans to put the backup moms consciousness into a robot even though she's already long dead it creeped me out a bit. This brought me to the question if your consciousness is insta uploaded into a robot avatar killing your human body in the process(like it did to the guy who created chappie) would you still be "you"? Would your new body actually be you or would it be a copy of you that thinks it's you without knowing it actually isn't? Eternal mindfuck 
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« on: October 23, 2015, 07:10:29 PM »
Inb4peanutbutterondick
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« on: October 14, 2015, 07:14:40 AM »
Wtf is going on 
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« on: October 08, 2015, 01:38:50 AM »
It's is my spirit animal. Here's a picture I drew of when it visited me for the second time in my dream  As you can see I was in in my fox form(to the right )and my spirit animal guardian Foxxy(left) is passing its wisdom upon me.
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« on: October 03, 2015, 10:52:00 AM »
When you wake up in the morning with a boner and go to take a shit so you tuck your penis so it doesn't hit the toilet seat but then it hits the inside of the bowl?
#bigdickproblems
Did your spirit animal tell you that?
Spirit animals are real here's a picture I drew of when mine visited me in my dream 
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« on: October 03, 2015, 10:06:41 AM »
When you wake up in the morning with a boner and go to take a shit so you tuck your penis so it doesn't hit the toilet seat but then it hits the inside of the bowl?
#bigdickproblems
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« on: October 01, 2015, 09:26:45 PM »
Pizza, beef patties, and totinos pizza rolls with passionfruit juice feelsgoodman
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« on: October 01, 2015, 08:53:40 PM »
I'll have you know my avatar used to be my iPhone home screen back in 2014 when I discovered the fox was my spirit animal...
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« on: September 02, 2015, 08:18:50 PM »
Was expecting chicken butt -1
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« on: September 02, 2015, 08:06:24 AM »
 T4r
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« on: September 01, 2015, 10:01:39 PM »
Almost choked to death eating a mushroom ball. Couldn't breath then calmly went from my room to my dads oddly enough not really panicking. Dad gave me the heimlich and was still choking after he did it the second time somehow i was then able to swallow it. He was the only one home that day and if he wasn't there at the time I get the eerie feeling that I would've probably died. On a lighter note while bench pressing without a spotter in my basement my arms gave out and I couldn't breath or lift it off my chest so I then rolled the bar to my stomach and tilted the bar to the floor cutting my hand and leaving red marks all over my stomach in the process 
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« on: September 01, 2015, 09:47:19 PM »
Uncontrollably burping every minute yep sounds like a minor tic=mild ocd=Low serotonin=depressed fgt
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« on: August 30, 2015, 09:06:26 PM »
Female bodybuildings gross tbh
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« on: August 30, 2015, 05:06:44 PM »
Jesus Christ stop it you conformist bitch
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« on: August 30, 2015, 05:04:41 PM »
Which reminds me... 
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« on: August 30, 2015, 05:03:42 PM »
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« on: August 28, 2015, 07:56:04 AM »
*ego deflects*
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« on: August 27, 2015, 11:17:56 AM »
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« on: August 27, 2015, 11:03:03 AM »
 ayy lmao
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« on: August 27, 2015, 11:00:37 AM »
How do people like hack into the stream?
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« on: August 27, 2015, 10:56:59 AM »
I shave my nipples before going to the beach...
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« on: August 05, 2015, 03:06:06 PM »
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« on: August 05, 2015, 05:47:55 AM »
Ya it was fucking weird since my friend was right next me presumably "sleeping" but it's not gay since I was jerking it for a girl #whiskydick
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« on: August 05, 2015, 05:32:27 AM »
I've never had any but I used to watch Ghost Hunters all the time. I loved that show.
Did you hear that!? Did you hear that!?
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« on: August 04, 2015, 02:23:18 PM »
Why are y...
*looks at avatar*
Oh
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« on: August 04, 2015, 01:54:16 PM »
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« on: August 04, 2015, 01:50:01 PM »
Tell me your 3spooky5me ghost stories. When I was like a freshman I slept over my cousins house with 2 of my other cousins. During the middle of the night we decide to check the basement just cause and since my cousin was pretty scared to. I jjust kept trying to spook him even more since he was a little beta fgt. So while we're waiting at the top of the stairs deciding who's going down there first the downstairs light turns on and we all just froze looked at each other shit bricks and ran back to the living room. It wasn't any of us who turned them on since the light switch was inside the basement and it was one of the lights you have to pull the string to turn on. Next morning I find out his mom had a room closed off since they thought it was haunted.
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« on: August 04, 2015, 01:34:10 PM »
My cousin said that while she was playing a plate fell in her kitchen was probably just a coincidence though . I also played it twice and some guy named Eddie I think said he died during an L ride. After that I just figured it's just yourself subconsciously answering the board.
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« on: July 30, 2015, 09:11:11 AM »
Wait a minute, why do you need a gf when you have your mother?
I don't wanna fuck my mom I just want to pretend I am fucking my mom.
Wtf man, that's like having your cake and not eating it too.
No it isn't you butthole
It's like you're thinking of the finishing line while lying on the racetrack.
No no it's like saying you go to school but don't know how to read
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