Describe yourself in 5 paragraphs and a minimum of 100 words

R o c k e t · October 10, 2015, 09:03:34 PM

I dare you :^)

SecondClass · October 10, 2015, 09:04:25 PM

Too much work

Verbatim · October 10, 2015, 09:04:56 PM

I so would, but I'm busy.

Mat Cauthon · October 10, 2015, 09:05:17 PM

I'm going to sleep.

Pippen · October 10, 2015, 09:05:40 PM

I'm not that interesting

Korra · October 10, 2015, 09:06:47 PM

Pity reply.

Kiwicake · October 10, 2015, 09:08:33 PM

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

The Lord Ruler · October 10, 2015, 09:10:56 PM

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

R o c k e t · October 10, 2015, 09:13:03 PM

Fuck off with your copypastas. Be original or gtfo

Ushan · October 10, 2015, 09:19:55 PM

Make me.

The Lord Ruler · November 30, 2015, 10:49:25 AM

Quote from: Val 'Ketamai on October 10, 2015, 09:13:03 PM

Fuck off with your copypastas. Be original or gtfo

Mad :^)

Hahahaha very funny Zonda · November 30, 2015, 10:54:06 AM

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Zonda · November 30, 2015, 11:00:37 AM

Spoiler

A picture is worth a thousand words :^)

Girl of Mystery · November 30, 2015, 11:37:46 AM

lmao no

slayingold · November 30, 2015, 11:38:29 AM

idunno

Casper · November 30, 2015, 11:40:41 AM

I would if I didn't have a 7 page paper due Friday.

Oh wait.. I have a paper from this semester about me that I could post.

clum clum · November 30, 2015, 11:43:38 AM

No. Seems like a waste of time and effort.

Naru · November 30, 2015, 12:02:53 PM

That's fucking stupid

Pastafarian · November 30, 2015, 12:05:30 PM

BaconShelf · November 30, 2015, 12:05:40 PM

I'm just here for the post count