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The Flood / Re: How to: turn flashlight into fleshlight
« on: September 29, 2014, 04:02:03 PM »
does that work for tentacles too?

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Serious / Re: Depression in school/work
« on: September 29, 2014, 03:57:10 PM »
The repetitiveness of school gives me anxiety but I soldier through because school improves my chances of a better future. 

The repetitiveness gives you anxiety? Hmm, that's strange, but good to see your pulling through it

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Serious / Re: Depression in school/work
« on: September 29, 2014, 03:39:16 PM »
Everytime I walk into a classroom I'm depressed.

Fuck school.

you in college as well?

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The Flood / Re: Ok you guys win.
« on: September 29, 2014, 03:36:05 PM »
Bnet died the most gradual, excruciatingly painful death I have ever witnessed, and even now it is still dying as we speak

I hope this place lasts  ^.^

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Serious / Depression in school/work
« on: September 29, 2014, 03:31:25 PM »
Have any of you experienced depression (or any sort of mental illness) during school/work that has seriously debilitated your ability to function?

I've been struggling with severe depression for the past 2 years, and because of it I've only complete 2 semesters of college. Up until this semester my grades have been decent, but now I feel as if I'm going to flunk all my courses     ⊙﹏⊙

Post your stories if you'd like, I won't judge

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The Flood / Re: Lord Francis has come, and he demands your devotion.
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:34:45 PM »
mommy

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The Flood / Re: Do you blame the blacks?
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:23:53 PM »
I only blame Lil B for leading to a sizable portion of the steep drop of IQ points that plagues contemporary youth in general
>talking shit about Lil B

Low

jim pls

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The Flood / Re: ITT: Things that defeat Ultra Giga Nigga
« on: September 26, 2014, 03:16:47 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Sex thread (SFW)
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:57:25 PM »
  Chairman Mao prohibits such  outrageous behaviour

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The Flood / Re: Least favorite Floodians?
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:40:45 PM »
I love everyone, although I'm generally not well-liked (or even noticed for that matter)

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The Flood / Re: >tfw your mother is a fucking idiot
« on: September 26, 2014, 02:34:43 PM »
you should be grateful you at least have a mother

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The Flood / Re: Describe your first ejaculation experience.
« on: September 25, 2014, 07:14:46 PM »
 when Charmander evolved I just let loose

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The Flood / Re: Your last online purchase?
« on: September 25, 2014, 12:36:57 PM »
I sold myself on Amazon and then, just weeks later, someone bought me from an unreasonable price, yet you might be stunned to hear it was me who bought me, because I'm smelly you see

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The Flood / Re: Today in Science
« on: September 25, 2014, 12:28:11 PM »
Have you even imagined what it would be like to live as a lower-class man in a low school in the Netherlands like wow amazing

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The Flood / Re: So what have we decided?
« on: September 25, 2014, 12:20:55 PM »
I finish bathing my elephant, I log onto sep7agon and unbuckle my trousers, hang up my suspenders after a long day of cricket, and the first thing I see is you discussing this girl. Come on old man, you're better than this

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The Flood / Re: Is it weird to have a dick in your ass?
« on: September 25, 2014, 12:12:45 PM »
not in mASSschusetts

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The Flood / Re: Fuck me sideways(Medical Results good/bad news)
« on: September 25, 2014, 12:09:53 PM »
You want me to fck you sideways, but you have yet to specify the particular orifice from which you would like my service

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The Flood / Re: That feel when your soul mate is fictional.
« on: September 25, 2014, 12:00:30 PM »
Cheer up!1!11

ever since I divorced my wife in back in '79 and started dating my 2d waifu, I have never been so content and joyful with the opportunities that anime brings to the table


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The Flood / Re: Why are cartoon girls so sexy?
« on: September 19, 2014, 06:29:31 PM »
Edge.
You failed at being edgy.

Edgy is bad, gives people paper cuts and then blood and destruction

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The Flood / Re: You slow motherfuckers.
« on: September 19, 2014, 06:24:35 PM »
I'll change my name to ChallengerX's Signature Wonton Noodles someday, just for you

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The Flood / Re: lol
« on: September 19, 2014, 06:02:45 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Why has "autistic" become the new "retard"?
« on: September 19, 2014, 06:01:00 PM »
Y'all niggas need to see Rain Man

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The Flood / Re: Do you blame the blacks?
« on: September 19, 2014, 05:48:52 PM »
I only blame Lil B for leading to a sizable portion of the steep drop of IQ points that plagues contemporary youth in general

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The Flood / Re: Mfw Kiyo Kiyo thinks....
« on: September 19, 2014, 05:39:56 PM »
waldo is a strapping young man

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The Flood / Re: You guys make me cringe
« on: September 19, 2014, 05:35:22 PM »
I make people cringe so hard in real life to the point where I'm considering giving them money for tolerating me.

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The Flood / Re: When did you stop celebrating your birthdays?
« on: September 19, 2014, 05:29:03 PM »
I probably had my last one last year.

Your mother and I love you so much, son.

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The Flood / Re: Flood genealogy
« on: September 19, 2014, 05:24:03 PM »
I'm pretty sure Foman simply magically self-animated from a collection of raisins and pubic hair

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The Flood / Re: Would You Hang Out With Me In Public?
« on: September 19, 2014, 05:18:44 PM »
I'd hang out with you in public privately

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