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« on: October 15, 2014, 04:26:45 AM »
I dig this type of thing
1142
« on: October 15, 2014, 04:21:33 AM »
1143
« on: October 15, 2014, 04:08:51 AM »
When you two get married someday, I'll be the background in the shape of a whimsical pigeon, and as the flowers shine and fall, the sun kisses the horizon with a deep warm orange glow, I release some droppings and think to myself, "The old man, he finally did it. After all his struggles and his brush with insanity, he finally did it"
*flies away, never to be seen again..*
1144
« on: October 15, 2014, 03:07:35 AM »
yeah and what if the atoms that comprise us are composed of tiny spaceships and IT JUST GOES ON AND ON AN- *aneurysm*
1145
« on: October 15, 2014, 03:02:40 AM »
I need an incentive to sign up
There is none.
You must find your own way.
You mystical bastard
1146
« on: October 15, 2014, 02:59:11 AM »
abuse Nyquil or Benadryl Spoiler
for real: try meditation, helped me with my insomnia.
1147
« on: October 15, 2014, 02:53:35 AM »
AWW YEAH YOU LIKE THAT UBERMAN?!?!11
1148
« on: October 15, 2014, 02:51:23 AM »
I need an incentive to sign up
1149
« on: October 15, 2014, 02:38:21 AM »
I only ever really played as Gangplank in LoL
I'm a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of shell of a of a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of a cocoon of a shell of a shell a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of a shell of my former self
I like to think me OD'ing on Flintstone's vitamins has child as something to do with my current state of retardation
1150
« on: October 12, 2014, 08:20:55 PM »
1151
« on: October 12, 2014, 08:07:37 PM »
that and Brock's womanizing antics
1152
« on: October 12, 2014, 08:02:03 PM »
1153
« on: October 12, 2014, 07:55:27 PM »
Is her booty this nice?
that might be the best booty I've seen in a long time
1154
« on: October 11, 2014, 10:23:54 PM »
buy her jewelry and various shiny things or whip out your giant noodle
1155
« on: October 11, 2014, 10:21:58 PM »
why did you wreck havoc on b.net the summer of last year
1156
« on: October 11, 2014, 10:18:47 PM »
Hi Dad
1157
« on: October 11, 2014, 10:17:45 PM »
maybe it was a SWF and your memory of the incident is contorted from the fright
1158
« on: October 11, 2014, 10:06:53 PM »
I busted like 5 times
1159
« on: October 11, 2014, 02:34:00 PM »
Fahrenheit or Macaroni Canoe
1160
« on: October 11, 2014, 02:01:07 PM »
1161
« on: October 11, 2014, 12:01:44 AM »
mommy
1162
« on: October 10, 2014, 11:52:11 PM »
it's a charming song, I think
1163
« on: October 10, 2014, 11:29:21 PM »
chik-fil-a waffle fries
1164
« on: October 10, 2014, 07:42:59 PM »
I was there the night he said goodbye
genuinely happy to hear he's hanging in there
1165
« on: October 10, 2014, 07:30:49 PM »
I was driving that car, those girls are my daughters
1166
« on: October 10, 2014, 07:20:18 PM »
ur mum's lmfao D-strZoid
1167
« on: October 10, 2014, 07:17:53 PM »
My day went by like this:
1168
« on: October 10, 2014, 01:35:51 AM »
..run over a cute bunny rabbit. What is your reaction? 1: Call your mother and hang up several times. 2: Ask it out for a drink. 3: Take the dead bunny to the casino and lay it down on the blackjack table-rabbits are good luck! 4: Take out that last pack of hotdogs you were saving and have one or two. why not? 5: Put your car keys up your butt, crawl into your trunk, cry, and masturbate. http://humorousuniverse.wordpress.com/2013/02/19/quiz-what-type-of-sex-offender-are-you/
special options: 6: spiral into a deep depression 7. laugh forever 8. travel 5,000x10^70 km/hr backwards, your mangled body then oozes into pure love 9. start your own successful coffee business using funds you found from buried treasure discovered beneath the bunny's remnants 10. realize you are the bunny remembering how he died 11. realize we are the bunny, dying and living in every moment. later on in life you marry Jennifer Lawrence or Emma Watson or your favorite 2-d girl
1169
« on: October 10, 2014, 12:42:36 AM »
The narrative speaks volumes, a tear falls down my face.
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« on: October 08, 2014, 08:11:13 PM »
no
it gives me the illusion that I actually have friends
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