The Fairly OddParents was actually a really bad show

like, actually terrible

it was the ultimate "watch it when it's on" show for me as a kid, and i still kinda liked it because i was dumb i guess? but thinking back to it, that was probably the stupidest and most obnoxious show of all time

first of all, have you actually listened to the voice acting in this show? everyone talks like a cat getting fucked—especially cosmo and wanda—and it's the most grating shit ever

the premise itself has always just kinda been dogshit—why doesn't timmy just wish for the solution to every episode? even if his wish is prohibited by DA RULES or whatever the fuck, that certainly wouldn't happen every single time, right? and even then, why can't he just think of a workaround

like, i get that part of timmy's character is that he's an idiot, which is why he fails all of his classes, which i always thought was a weird character trait anyway—is that supposed to be relatable, or something?

like, he's supposed to be an "average" kid, right? that's what they say in the theme song, but i'm pretty sure the average kid doesn't get straight Fs on his report card, and i think it's probably irresponsible for a show aimed at kids to say that flunking all your classes is somehow normal

i remember there was this whole episode where timmy gets fed up with being a stupid idiot, so he wishes that he was as smart as AJ—which works out okay for him at first, except for the fact that it's against DA RULES to exploit wishes to win competitions

so when he enters this quiz bowl or trivia contest or whatever to compete with AJ, he's not smart anymore, so he loses, and he gets all sad or whatever—i don't remember exactly how it goes down

but there's this moment at the end where AJ's trying to make him feel better by saying something like "don't feel bad, everyone has their own special talents" yadda yadda

and timmy's like "yeah you're right, you're good at math, and i'm good at uh... uh..."

but he can't come up with anything, so AJ blurts out, "...playing video games!"

it's like, WOW, so he's literally good at NOTHING, thanks AJ, this totally isn't the most depressing shit in the world

that's your main character who every millennial child in america is projecting themselves onto right now—a talentless fucking loser who gets everything he wants, but still causes all of his own problems

i wonder how many seeds of self-hatred were sown within the minds of children as a result of this show

it doesn't even end there—do you remember that fucked up episode where timmy wishes he never existed, and it turns out that everyone would be better off without him? obviously, it's a parody/reversal of It's a Wonderful Life, and the whole point is that timmy ends up aspiring to become a better person in the end, which would be an okay message for adults i guess, but HOLY SHIT, that is such a godawful message to send to children

especially when a lot of the things that ended up changing had nothing to do with timmy at all—like elmer not having his boil, or AJ having an afro, or chester not being poor—"everything is your fault, and your very existence ruins everything, you should never have been born"

jesus, what a stupid fucking mean-spirited show

it doesn't even have any good memes—and why do you think spongebob does? probably because it was a genuinely good show, and one that people have fond memories of

nobody seems to remember or give a shit about this show, and for good reason—it just kinda hit me just now, though

imagine habitually masturbating

Can confirm

http://sep7agon.net/the-flood/sandtrap-70947/30/

"Yep, don't have kids"

I don't think he even read the fucking OP.

normally i'd be the last person to defend secondclass, but given how much i can relate to tactlessly injecting my personal beliefs where they don't necessarily belong, something compelled me to clear this up

all she's really trying to say here is "the fact that cancer can kill such good people is so cruel and so terrible that it's a wonder why we continue to bring more children into this world when they're all so very likely to have a similar fate"

she wasn't necessarily trying to be disrespectful; it was just a combination of very poor timing and very poor phrasing

so yeah secondclass is garbage and that post was bad, but not for the reasons you think

While I'm on my day off I may as well post some of my work. Some of it has great personal significance to me, and some of it was just practice.

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damn, i love that second one

No one here has class.

No one. Not one fucking person.

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It was a joke for like one day, I don't "pretend" to be anyone.

yeah, you just lie about every aspect of your life constantly

Wrong! Wrong.

I don't lie at all, and every single thing I've claimed, I can verify. Try me!

Am I seriously still defined by shit I did on Bungie.net when I was 15? I don't fucking lie on the Internet. There's absolutely zero point to the conversations or online connections I've made, if I'm going to lie about a thing. I haven't lied on the Internet since I was a literal child. I'm 24 now. Seriously Jacob, try me. Say one thing you're iffy about the truth on, and I will verify the veracity of it, right here right now.

you've lied about your age a number of times, vacillating between minor and adult, you've lied about having sex (specifically to look cool, by your own admission), you've lied about your talents (this one is really weird), and you've lied about some of your personal beliefs before, as well—going back and forth between pro and anti-vax, hating fat people, GMOs, and of course, anything to do with trans-related topics

not to mention, claiming that you're not into underage girls when you're obviously into underage girls—you don't have to look too hard to see you posting azula hentai in anarchy where none of the characters look aged up

there was also that one time you lied about having an eating disorder, which i'll surely be able to find, but i can't seem to at the moment—it's alluded to in the GMO confession thread, and i'm sure i'm not the only one who remembers

this one fucking thread was basically the beginning of the end for you, as far as i'm concerned—confession threads in general have ALWAYS been something you've had a fixation with; isn't that funny?

whenever you try to stop doing drugs, you always fall back, which i consider to be a lie

lying about your insecurity; not a big deal, but threads like this don't exactly make you look like an honest person

worst of all imo, you've also lied about your real name, which i've always considered to be a huge fucking red flag, because anyone who's not comfortable with sharing their real name on the internet can simply not do so, and when pressed, just say "i'm not comfortable with sharing that information"

making up a fake name, to me, is super fucking shady (and i'm not talking about "carmen") because it suggests to me that you have ulterior motives, or some other fucked up thing about yourself that you're trying to hide

there's a lot more, including this new diane thing, but that's all i care to dredge up right now since i have better things to do—the point is, you have a pattern of doing shit like this going all the way back to Sociopaths United, which was a trolling group

it's always super creepy to me how you go through these "seasons" where your entire personality changes depending on what avatar you have—there's the azula phase where you were just an insufferable cunt all the time that constantly talked about weed, and then there's this fake-nice Hilda phase where you act kind of like how A Stolen Fruit used to act

all your "adventure" threads could also very easily just be tall tales, and even if they weren't, there's no reason for me to believe that you didn't kill that cat (for example) based on how much of a strung-out crazy drug-addled loser you are

i could keep going, layer by layer, but i think i'm gonna just leave it there because you're not that important

point is, there's ample reason not to trust you—you might decide tomorrow that the whole trans thing was a big joke done out of spite for the entire community, which wouldn't be unlike you, considering how much shit you've given the trans people on this forum in the past

even if you've actually deluded yourself into thinking that you're suddenly trustworthy now just because you've done nothing outrageous lately (owing to the site's lack of activity), you cannot argue that the mountain of evidence i've provided (and i still have more) doesn't indict the shit out of you

so just never say that you've never lied again—or do, and be clowned

You know what a pretentious film was?

Les Miserables

which one? there's over fifty of them

also, not really, it's just a fun musical that's very accessible and entertaining

It was a joke for like one day, I don't "pretend" to be anyone.

yeah, you just lie about every aspect of your life constantly

misgendering isn't cool for an alleged progressive Jacob

sometimes i forget whatever it is that you are

since, you know, you're not even real

Also hurry UP and post that 3.0 review, there's no point waiting for FINAL since they're probably going to announce an indefinite delay tomorrow or Wednesday.

at this rate, you're probably right

fuck it then, i'll rewatch it as soon as i'm done with this arduous school work that i've been putting off

So is actual account deletion a thing or does it have to be a permaban?

has to be a permaban

your posts will be superficially covered, but everyone will still be able to read them if they check your still-existing account's post history, including anarchy posts as long as it remains open—but i think cheat's okay with editing posts of yours that contain sensitive information if you bring them to her, but it's up to you to find them

also

just don't use it, you silly fuck

http://sep7agon.net/the-flood/i-had-a-fucking-adventure-today/

i actually cannot believe how old this is already

"Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer"

don't know what that means but it sounds awesome

The Last of Us Part II was delayed indefinitely. What's my May game going to be now?

Animal Crossing has been dope as fuck so far, got my whole family in on it