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The Flood / does anyone know where the remote is
« on: March 25, 2017, 01:51:34 PM »
who was the last one to use it
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The Flood / does anyone know where the remote is« on: March 25, 2017, 01:51:34 PM »
who was the last one to use it
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Gaming / List of games you can't stream on Twitch« on: March 19, 2017, 08:54:04 AM »
https://help.twitch.tv/customer/portal/articles/1992676-list-of-prohibited-games
i just think this is hilarious, i didn't know there was an actual LIST look at these fucking titles 3DXChat Artificial Girl 1, 2, & 3 Artificial Academy 1 & 2 Battle Rape BMX XXX Cobra Club Criminal Girls Dramatical Murder Genital Jousting (which is actually a pretty clever game) Grezzo 1 & 2 Harem Party HunieCam Studio HuniePop Kamidori Alchemy Meister Negligee Porno Studio Tycoon Purin to Ohuro Purino Party Radiator 2 RapeLay Rinse and Repeat Sakura Angels Sakura Beach 1 & 2 Sakura Dungeon Sakura Fantasy Sakura Santa Sakura Spirit Sakura Swim Club Second Life Suck My Dick or Die! The Guy Game (the only game on this list that i actually own) The Maiden Rape Assault: Violent Semen Inferno What's under your blanket !? Witch Trainer Yandere Simulator Quote This nonexhaustive list is regularly updated and games may be added/removed in such situations where the status of the official ESRB rating changes or the content of an unrated game changes to bring it within our Community Guidelines. For more on gaming content restrictions, please read the Gaming Content section in our Community Guidelines. amazing 214
Serious / JonTron and Destiny debate immigration and race - *updated*« on: March 15, 2017, 06:51:56 PM »YouTube *UPDATE* -- Jon has a new statement on the matter. YouTube Jon is catching a lot of flak for some questionable statements he made, including co-opting "tribalism" as an inherent part of the human condition. He argues that white people are becoming a minority via "displacement." To him, this is a bad thing, because as more and more non-whites enter the country, this puts "white values" in jeopardy or something like that. A few highlights: Quote 35:53 Quote 51:53 Quote 56:50 Quote 1:00:53 Quote 1:18:20 Thoughts? 216
The Flood / The Answers - Part 1.5« on: March 09, 2017, 07:27:18 PM »YouTube Starting with the old 2015 questions that I never got around to answering first. Part 2 ETA next week. part 1 (don't watch) 217
The Flood / what is the best freeware alternative to adobe premiere (answered)« on: March 07, 2017, 11:58:37 AM »
t4r
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Gaming / Minesweeper PB - 116« on: March 02, 2017, 10:36:34 AM »If I relied less on flags, I think I could sub 2 minutes. 219
The Flood / Okay, I understand why Joceph is banned, but« on: February 27, 2017, 11:41:18 PM »
why make all of his posts hidden?
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The Flood / AMA I want to make an Answers Part 2 video (i'm done taking Qs, kthx)« on: February 27, 2017, 08:36:08 PM »
brb stealing aria's thunder
hey, remember this remember when i said i'd make a part 2 yeah, i think i'm about due for that now I'm probably not gonna bother doing the webcam thing this time, because the quality is so shit, but I might change my mind if I can make up for that somehow. I'll probably just end up recording some audio over leftover Dark Souls footage, like Big Boss did that one time. if no one has anything to ask (i know i just did one of these a month ago) then i'll just answer the questions i never got to in this thread 221
Serious / Where do you find yourself on this spectrum?« on: February 27, 2017, 02:34:01 PM »https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absurdism Quote In philosophy, "the Absurd" refers to the conflict between the human tendency to seek inherent value and meaning in life and the human inability to find any. In this context absurd does not mean "logically impossible", but rather "humanly impossible". The universe and the human mind do not each separately cause the Absurd, but rather, the Absurd arises by the contradictory nature of the two existing simultaneously. Call me Albert Camus, because I'm full-on absurdist. I think we had a thread like this ages ago, but that was... ages ago, so let's take another crack at it. 222
Gaming / What's the worst thing you've said about Nintendo...« on: February 24, 2017, 07:32:22 PM »
...that you would say to Reggie's face?
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The Flood / who made these threads« on: February 23, 2017, 03:35:35 PM »
guess before clicking
how well do you know the posting habits of our userbase Here's why school shootings in the news make me happy Dark sould 2 has finaly broken me Ask someone who knows what works in fighting anything related to fighting I Wish Penises Could Vibrate Having a child or kicked in the balls, more painful? Metal Gear Rising was a fun game Deathmatch: people who love chocolate milk vs people who hate chocolate milk FIFA 16 stadiums (or just FIFA in general. Yes I know no one cares but me :<) if you don't drop acid then you're a fucking pussy New Member Introduction Thread Are blacks stupid enough to think they would actually win a race war? Today I hung out with the hottest girls in my entire CITY ITT I'll tell you why your religion or worldview is shit. Wrestling Match of the Century!!!11!! I'd like to thank my parents for the blood running down my legs 229
The Flood / AMA Giving up on veganism« on: February 19, 2017, 05:46:01 PM »
would be a very silly and uncharacteristic thing for me to do
i'm bored 230
The Flood / how many of y'all would be interested in a game of mafia« on: February 17, 2017, 07:17:57 PM »
if i made a mafia game thread some time next week, would anybody care to sign up
i think it would be a lot of fun 231
The Flood / NSFW I just had the worst fucking nightmare« on: February 16, 2017, 07:55:53 AM »
I never get nightmares (that I remember when I wake up), and this one is one of the worst I've ever had--but it was bad in a more psychological way, which is what made it so terrifying, even thinking about it now.
It actually might make good story material so I'm writing it down as fast as I can before the details start dissipating. I'm just sitting at home--alone of course--when I get a message from one of my friends on Facebook, which looked exactly like Steam for whatever reason. I don't remember the time of day exactly, but it may as well have been night. Anyway, my friend (who I haven't spoken to in awhile, even in real life) simply asked me how I was doing, and how my "family trip" went. I haven't gone on a family trip since last summer--but in this dream, I have. Apparently, I just got home from it, even though the rest of the house is empty--which I had a priori knowledge of, for some reason. I never checked the house--I just knew I was the only one there. I tell him the trip went "fine" and that I had pictures to show him--and this is where it gets fucking terrifying. My friend says something to the effect of "all right cool " and I open up my imgur account to access my photos. I have pages and pages of them--which is rather unlike me; if I'm taking photos during a trip, I usually only take one page's worth, but I had... many. More than 8. The first page of photos were innocent enough, but looking at them gave me a sense of ugly forebording. Very poor quality, low resolution--partially because they were all taken in a dark place. The first picture was of an Asian tour guide, smiling like a child with his arms stretched out welcomingly. He looked young--24, 25--and he had very bad teeth, like he needed braces. Standing behind him were a couple of blurry figures I identified as passersby tourists, their faces obscured by darkness. The whole rest of the photo was black, the shadows creating a dark, penumbrous gradient over the tour guide's happy, enthusiastic face. From this picture, I "remembered" (that is to say, I remembered something that never happened) that we took a trip down an old mine shaft that had just opened up as a tourist attraction. I've actually been to one of these as a kid, and it was interesting--but heading into the mine itself, in those cold, dark brown tunnels that lead to nowhere, kinda spooked the hell out of me. Very chilling experience. That's why it was so dark in the pictures--we're in a mine shaft. Either that mine shaft--the one I've been to in the real world--or a different one I created in my mind, I'm not sure. I didn't recognize anything. The next few pictures on the first page were of my family. My mother, father, and sister, positioned like so: About 12-15 of just these, in slightly different positions. Mom and dad's actually sitting on a bench, but I didn't want to draw too many unnecessary details. Mom and dad aren't smiling at all in the last 2 or 3 pictures. In the next 30 or so pictures, we're beginning to move into the tunnel. Just a bunch of blurry figures and faces. People are wearing brightly colored jackets--I saw lots of blues and greens. Some were wearing hunting caps and grey sweaters. All of them wore jeans--some faded, some not. But none of their faces were clear. This cuts into the second page until I see something a little off-putting--a clear picture of an unrecognized middle-aged man, sitting down, facing the camera, squinting. His back leaned against what looked like a trash can. Legs sprawled. Purple jacket, faded jeans. Snapback cap in hunter's camo. His left hand was planted stiff on the ground, gripping the dirt as though he were in pain. His right hand partially covered his flushed, mustached face. He looked about 45. On the back of his right hand was a big, bloody gash carved into a crude "C" shape. No one else was in the frame. The rest of the second page was nothing but blurry figures--but much more blurry than before, like they were running. By the looks of things, however, we're noticeably much deeper in the tunnel. Third page is where things get bad. Bodies, everywhere--all of them curled up or spread-eagle on the ground. Young men, older men, a few women. All of them taken in bizarre Dutch angles. Closeups of pale faces with bloody scratches on their cheeks--and my sister was among these. Her eyes were wide. There was no fear in them; just anger. The next picture was her again, head tilted back--jugular severed. Lots of these with other people. I skipped to page 5 or 6--and to my horror, it didn't end there. More bodies. Just so many dead people in dark rooms, their clothes congealed with blood. The photographer stood over each one, so I caught a glimpse of his shadow looming over all the bodies. There just wasn't an end to it. On page 8, there was a baby... and I had to stop there. That was a little too much. Yeah, the baby was dead. I saw its face--it was like that one scene in Trainspotting. It was awful. I close the imgur tab immediately after that and message my friend. "Hold on... I think I have to call the police." Behind me was a door that led to my parent's bedroom. I hear it open, slowly. Instinctively, I turn around to see my mother looking straight at me--heavily breathing, frenzied expression, large kitchen knife in her hands. I wake up. HOLY FUCK that was the worst dream I've had in years. I'm sure it sounds silly, and I tried to capture the fear as best as I could in text, but I really don't think I did it any justice. It was fucking horrible though. Nothing happened in the dream--it was just all the implications of the shit I was seeing--and then of course, the end. Ugh. And it all felt lucidly real. Fuck dreams. Have any bad ones lately? 232
The Flood / itt: we drop truth bombs« on: February 15, 2017, 09:37:58 PM »
and i'm not talking about flee's drawn-out, sandtrappian truth bombs
this thread is for demoralizingly blunt truth bombs only i found this posted somewhere and i wanted to kiss and/or blow the person who wrote it 233
The Flood / itt: we post the most based human beings« on: February 13, 2017, 01:58:17 PM »YouTube YouTube YouTube YouTube 234
The Flood / I AM THE KING« on: February 12, 2017, 05:32:39 PM »
THERE'S GARBAGE IN HONEY'S SACK AGAIN
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Serious / TN legalizes the injury of protesters blocking roadways« on: February 12, 2017, 02:23:41 PM »
Reposted from Bungle:
http://www.cscmediagroupus.com/2017/02/11/tennessee-passes-bill-allowing-people-hit-protesters-blocking-roads/ Quote Tennessee just made it legal to injure protesters who are blocking roadways and other rights of way. The bill, introduced Wednesday and which easily passed the senate Friday, renders someone who runs over a protester who is blocking the street free from civil liability, so long as the driver was exercising βdue care.β YouTube I don't have a huge problem with this, to be honest. I have faith that BLM et al. can come up with more efficacious and less disruptive forms of protest. it seems to me that making people late for work (or worse) over such a dubious cause with such nebulous end-goals is only ever going to make people less and less sympathetic towards you--and perhaps such stupid behavior should be subject to a degree of blatant disregard. Now, if only they were protesting something like marijuana criminalization. Then I'd actually get my license specifically to run over some potheads--with due care, of course. 236
The Flood / Deci sold me his account; now I'm out of government money« on: February 09, 2017, 03:09:59 PM »
I need more $$$$$$$$ for my PS+, you know what i'm saying
So i'm selling my account too Name your price 237
The Flood / where do you draw the line between convenient and lazy« on: February 07, 2017, 12:17:57 AM »
TV remote - a convenient device that allows us to expedite an otherwise tedious process, or a symbol of sloth and lethargy that only exists to keep us from getting off our own asses and changing the settings ourselves
modern TVs don't even function without a remote--does that say anything about us and maybe if we didn't rely on cars so much, we'd actually have an excuse to skip leg day--or are cars just that convenient where is the line drawn 238
Gaming / Zelda Megathread (First Breath of the Wild DLC is out)« on: February 06, 2017, 07:09:36 PM »YouTube I haven't been this excited to play a game in ten fucking years, so I thought I'd make a thread. 239
The Flood / shoutouts to whoever posts those .pdf files of full college textbooks online« on: February 02, 2017, 02:11:12 PM »
you da real mvps πππππππππππππ
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The Flood / AMA Saving this forum« on: February 01, 2017, 08:26:23 AM »
and thus, the first big loss of 2017 has finally been reversed
you don't just jettison the fucking backbone of your entire website and expect to survive, do you |