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The Flood / Re: >wake up
« on: October 13, 2016, 09:37:44 PM »
THIS CHAPTER'S
GONNA BE A CLOSE ONE
SMOKE RINGS
I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA BLOW ONE
ALL ON A SPACESHIP PERSEVERING
USE MY HANDS
FOR EVERYTHING BUT STEERING

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The Flood / Re: >wake up
« on: October 13, 2016, 09:34:43 PM »
I'LL GET YOU INTO PENETRATION
THE GENDER OF A GENERATION
THE BIRTH OF EVERY OTHER NATION
WORTH YOUR WEIGHT
THE GOLD OF MEDITATION

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The Flood / Re: >wake up
« on: October 13, 2016, 09:32:43 PM »
SWEET HEART
IS BLEEDING IN THE SNOW CONE
SO SMART
SHE'S LEADING ME TO OZONE
MUSIC
THE GREAT COMMUNICATOR
USE TWO STICKS
TO MAKE IT IN THE NATURE

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The Flood / Re: >wake up
« on: October 13, 2016, 09:29:19 PM »
the world I love
the tears I drop
to be part of the wave
CAN'T STOP
ever wonder if it's all for you
 the world I love
the trains I hop
come and tell me when it's time to

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The Flood / Re: >wake up
« on: October 13, 2016, 09:26:19 PM »
WHITE HEAT
IS SCREAMING IN THE JUNGLE
COMPLETE
THE MOTION IF YOU STUMBLE
GO ASK THE DUST
FOR ANY ANSWERS
COME BACK STRONG
WITH FIFTY BELLY DANCERS

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The Flood / Re: >wake up
« on: October 13, 2016, 09:23:36 PM »
KNOCK OUT
BUT BOY YOU BETTER COME TO
DON'T DIE
YOU KNOW THE TRUTH IS SOME DO
GO WRITE
YOUR MESSAGE ON THE PAVEMENT
BURN SO BRIGHT
I WONDER WHAT THE WAVE MEANT

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The Flood / Re: >wake up
« on: October 13, 2016, 09:20:56 PM »
DEFUNCT
THE PISTOL THAT YOU PAY FOR
THIS PUNK
THE FEELING THAT YOU STAY FOR
IN TIME,
I WANT TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND
EAST SIDE LOVE
IS LIVING ON THE WEST END

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The Flood / Re: >wake up
« on: October 13, 2016, 09:15:32 PM »
CAN'T STOP
ADDICTED TO THE SHINDIG
CHOP TOP
HE SAYS I'M GONNA WIN BIG
CHOOSE NOT A LIFE OF IMMITATION
DISTANT COUSIN TO THE RESERVATION

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The Flood / Re: For all the nay-Sayers against the new Godzilla
« on: October 13, 2016, 08:28:19 PM »
Today I learned that they're making a new Godzilla.

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Are you gonna let a brother in on this or what
It's not in Gävle.
Are you gonna tell me it's not in Germany too? The fuck do I care if it's not in Gävle?
Oh, you're German.
I guess that explains… how you are.
He's not German.
Then why would he care if it's not in Germany?
English is his third language, I believe. What he meant was he doesn't care if it's not in Gävle because he doesn't live there, should he care that it's not in Germany also (because he doesn't live there either).
You're telling me I'm the one in wrong?

He told me it's not in Gävle, so I asked him if he's gonna keep on telling me where it's not. Germany being one of those.
I wasn't trying to tell you that you're in the wrong, I was just confused.
Yeah, it shows that you have no idea what you're talking about.
I don't know what anyone is talking about. I don't even remember what thread I'm in.

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Are you gonna let a brother in on this or what
It's not in Gävle.
Are you gonna tell me it's not in Germany too? The fuck do I care if it's not in Gävle?
Oh, you're German.
I guess that explains… how you are.
He's not German.
Then why would he care if it's not in Germany?
English is his third language, I believe. What he meant was he doesn't care if it's not in Gävle because he doesn't live there, should he care that it's not in Germany also (because he doesn't live there either).
You're telling me I'm the one in wrong?

He told me it's not in Gävle, so I asked him if he's gonna keep on telling me where it's not. Germany being one of those.
I wasn't trying to tell you that you're in the wrong, I was just confused.

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Are you gonna let a brother in on this or what
It's not in Gävle.
Are you gonna tell me it's not in Germany too? The fuck do I care if it's not in Gävle?
Oh, you're German.
I guess that explains… how you are.
He's not German.
Then why would he care if it's not in Germany?

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Are you gonna let a brother in on this or what
It's not in Gävle.
Are you gonna tell me it's not in Germany too? The fuck do I care if it's not in Gävle?
Oh, you're German.
I guess that explains… how you are.

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The Flood / Re: Post ITT and I'll tell you what your power is
« on: October 10, 2016, 10:05:57 PM »
I doubt that you'll be able to get to everyone, but good luck trying.

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The Flood / Re: Say you're running for president
« on: October 10, 2016, 09:25:37 PM »
Doesn't matter, no one would say anything against me for fear of being executed when I eliminate any and all political opposition.

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The Flood / Re: Hillary: I grab men's dicks
« on: October 10, 2016, 09:21:51 PM »
Funny, if Hillary actually said this there wouldn't be anywhere near as big of an uproar versus what Trump said.
What Trump said was precedented by other misogynist remarks, though. Kinda like how if Hillary avoided paying taxes there would be a much bigger uproar than there has been for Trump, because people have come to expect such breaches of trust from her.

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Why do people do this, though? Like, how is it even enjoyable to do something like that? Talk about wasting your time.
http://sep7agon.net/the-flood/subject/msg1332950/#msg1332950

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If I wanted cancer I'd go to one of your family dinners.
You're always welcome.

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The Flood / Re: At the airport, heading to Warsaw for a convention
« on: October 10, 2016, 06:36:46 AM »
Walk up to someone and say, "Excuse me, but do you speak German?" and if they say no, say "You're welcome."

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But I'm watching American Horror Story
Well, I guess you don't get cancer, then.

172
Is he the one dating your girlfriend?
I haven't been keeping up with that story arch.

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It's literally just hundreds of people spouting asinine shit at a rapid-fire rate. I mean, honestly, what kind of people feel the need to constantly post worthless content just to be recognized by other posters of worthless content?



Oh wait.

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That's pretty neat.

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The Flood / Re: Today, I turn 21
« on: October 09, 2016, 10:32:48 AM »

having trouble with your images there?
I clicked the url thing instead of the image thing, but it's all good now.

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Batman villain?
« on: October 09, 2016, 10:18:22 AM »
Hugo Strange and Bane.

Everyone else is boring.
You mean everyone but Scarecrow, though, right?

Sure, I guess. I haven't read enough stories with Scarecrow to judge.
I mean, he's a character that can either be done really well or really poorly. In the hands of good writers, though, his whole fear shtick allows for some neat thematic development. Also I just think the way he can plunge his enemies into their own personal hell is kind of creepy and badass.

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The Flood / Re: Today, I turn 21
« on: October 09, 2016, 10:10:03 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Batman villain?
« on: October 09, 2016, 10:05:15 AM »
Hugo Strange and Bane.

Everyone else is boring.
You mean everyone but Scarecrow, though, right?

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The Flood / Re: Favorite Batman villain?
« on: October 08, 2016, 10:32:19 PM »
Robin/Red Hood

Besides Joker, he's the one who hurts Wayne the most. Not in the physical sense. In the ideological way.  He represents Bat's biggest failure.
He also has an ideology of his own that kind of runs counter to Batman's, murdering thugs and whatnot. Very different means to the same ends.

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The Flood / Re: Anime is a legitimate form of artistic expression
« on: October 08, 2016, 10:26:30 PM »
Well, Mr. I-know-very-much-about-comedy-thank-you, I'm starting to wonder why you're the one asking the questions in the first place.
because my sagacious knowledge of comedy does not make me a clairvoyant--when someone posts something that isn't funny, yet tries so earnestly to be, it's quite befuddling

so i ask--"what is the joke"

i understand the techniques being used, but the essence of the joke itself is lost on me

i guess i'm just too smart, or something
Going forward, I'll be assuming that you are being serious and not facetious, like Dietrich suggested. I really don't know what more you want, though. What more is the essence of a joke than the techniques being used? I don't know exactly what it is about our expectations being twisted that's so amusing to us, but if that's your issue with the joke, than you should have an issue with a lot more jokes than this one. Probably all of them. Maybe you are just too smart for humor, but there's no reason to give Challenger a hard time about it.

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