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The Flood / Re: I just realised
« on: August 07, 2014, 07:24:47 PM »

Are you smarter than the average bear?

/yogi

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The Flood / Re: Come On In The Hot Tub!
« on: August 07, 2014, 06:58:04 PM »

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The Flood / I just realised
« on: August 07, 2014, 06:56:42 PM »
My birthdate is 03/04/00

3+4+0=7


Therefore Bungie[emoji769] is my Destiny[emoji769]


Share[emoji769] your realisations ITT

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Gaming / Re: Any games you're 'godly' at? Ever made a montage?
« on: August 07, 2014, 06:49:18 PM »
Only two games i've ever bern really good at were Titanfail and Density (the beta)

I was a top player in the X1 beta for Titanfall, and I found the PvP in the Destiny beta laughably easy to exploit.

Oh, and I've got masses of FIFA 14 clips sat on my X1

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The Flood / Re: Come On In The Hot Tub!
« on: August 07, 2014, 06:45:55 PM »

Are you gonna pay for the dragon and Stella or what?

Free or I tell Nasty what a naughty boy you've been

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The Flood / Re: Come On In The Hot Tub!
« on: August 07, 2014, 05:54:17 PM »

*Serves the Stella in a bottle and pulls a dragon from under the bar before handing it over*

Enjoy.

You sir, are under arrest for serving alcoholic beverages to a minor and participating in illegal dragon trafficking, if you could take a seat in the patrol vehicle outside whilst I wait for PC Nasty to return

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You are a top-tier pleb, although,has the police contacted you yet?

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Not the brightest of ideas, but it won't warrant an arrest, probably just a warning

It does warrant arrest, and prison, here in the UK. Especially as he decided to fuck with a foreign citizen

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The Flood / Re: Success
« on: August 07, 2014, 05:46:40 PM »
Idk what i'm looking at precisely

But as I am trying to learn Python, but I fucking love HTML, I can do only the most basic stuff with font and text, but I will get there, how old were you when you started learning? 

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The Flood / Re: Come On In The Hot Tub!
« on: August 07, 2014, 05:44:09 PM »
Get me a Stella and a pet dragon

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The Flood / Re: 9 things only 90s kids will understand
« on: August 07, 2014, 01:05:23 PM »
I'm a millennium kid and I grew up with VHSs, Cassettes and Floppy Disks, and PS1. I remember the Tweenies, Madagascar, 9/11, but what is strongest in my mind, probably because of the huge impact it had, was the financial crash, and the rise of tech.

Lol seriously, anyone 18-10 should consider themselves privileged to have grown up during the tech transition, best of the 90s and early adopters of the future

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The Flood / Re: Honest opinion of Noelle
« on: August 07, 2014, 04:45:23 AM »
You are no worse than most of us, akin to Lemon in my mind, sometimes very reasonable, sometimes friendly, sometimes a cosmic fucktard beyond logic and a pain in the arse.

But usually a-okay

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What two colors should my braces be?  Blue and what?

Blue and Steel, mine are full Steel, but Blue and Steel would be cewl

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Alright, lets settle this.

Spoiler
Your HONEST opinion on me?

A generally good poster, seems to enjoy pissing off the oldfags

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The Flood / Re: So... I have a question...
« on: August 06, 2014, 07:23:12 PM »
Male Exo Hunter

With RED EYES

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The Flood / Re: Journey's End
« on: August 06, 2014, 05:57:56 PM »

Part 1:

It was the ending phase of the great war between DeeJ's Destiny[emoji769] and the Flood. The Floodian forces had cornered DeeJ to his last remaining stronghold, but in doing so they had forced his hand. Destiny was going to be launched. DeeJ's Desticles made a strong defense against the onslaught of Floodian troopers...that is until the protecting shield that protected DeeJ's citadel was taken down by the Flood.

TBlocks and Icywind were able to deactivate the last tower that powered the citadel's defenses. "Shields down." TBlocks reported seeing the now exposed citadel and the Desticles protecting it. Vien, within his assault carrier, entered the fray.

"Now DeeJ, your end has come." Vien said as he prepared to glass the citadel. Then out of slip space came a corrupted ship. "#Off-topic...by Urk brace for impact!" Vien yelled as the massive and corrupted forum crashed into the lands.

TBlocks and Icywind noticed that chunks and pieces of that forum deviated and blasted into the tower they stood in. Out of the heated rocks emerged the dreaded Offtopites who corrupted everything they touched. Their grotesque form made Icywind want to hurl. "Its the Offtopites! We need to get back out there." TBlocks stated as he unleashed a hail of bullets onto the beasts.

Meanwhile outside, on the snowy battlefield beyond the towers, Kiyo rallied her forces for the final assault on DeeJ and his slaves. Several other Floodians joined her, among them were the mighty Mr. Psychologist, the elegant Noelle, and the warlord known as DemonicChronic. It was almost time to unleash the Floodian armies until Kiyo heard the sound of #Off-Topic crashing upon the ancient lands that once belonged to Bungie.

Tanks and warthogs were ready to roll once TBlocks and Icywind exited the tower with the help of Vien's Elites. "I must return with the second wave, TBlocks, I will join you soon." Icywind told his friend and battle-brother. TBlocks nodded in agreement, Icywind entered a Phantom drop ship, inside of it awaited Sentra who began to nag him for not hurrying up with the battle.

TBlocks boarded a tank and with the other Floodian generals, spearheaded the attack on the citadel. "Citadel on sight! Desticles are throwing everything they have!" Slash, another Floodian commander, stated through the radio. The two opposing forces clashed in both a ground and air battles.

The Desticles proved to be as resilient as ever, but they were between a rock and a hard place.  Floodian ground forces advanced towards the citadel, rolling though the Desticles defenses. Kiyo, aboard a pelican gunship, aided on the air battle as much as she could supporting the air units. A hornet was sent to TBlocks and the others once they were done with the defenses alongside the cliff. They got inside and prepared to enter the citadel when two incredible moderators were unleashed. Foman and Recon. They were the last line of defense, and DeeJ was not going to give up that easily.

Everything and everyone that was on fighting condition attacked the two ninjas, the two giants swatted around several gunships as if they were flies. DemonicChronic found a weakness in their armor while he avoided the gigantic arms of Foman. Their backs were exposed, showing their fleshy under skin. "Hit them on the ass! They can't handle the butthurt!" He informed his friends. TBlocks, with this information, flew his hornet around Recon and found the weakness and fired a rain of high caliber of bullets and rockets.

The once believed to be invincible ninja felt the pain of the butthurt, his back exploded in a rain of fire toppling the giant. Foman not wanting the same fate, stomped and stomped as hard as he could trying to kill as many Floodian as he could, banning them permanently. Slash and DemonicChronic joined forces and with their hornets fired at the evil moderator. While he was distracted, TBlocks landed on the entrance bridge into the citadel, he was joined by Icywind and Sentra. "Activate this bridge Sentra, the community manager will die by my hands!" Icywind yelled.

"Calamity! If we only had more time!" Sentra nagged but nonetheless activated the bridge that allowed them to enter the citadel. As the duo ran into the main gate, TBlocks felt a message entering his advanced hockey suit's helmet.

"It asked and I answered...for a moment of safety I lost damnation on the stars." It was a message, sent by Korra who had gone missing along with a group of Floodian back on the Septagon it had been attacked by Off-Topic. TBlocks noted the message, he knew that she was in pain but there was a mission to be done.

The duo passed the main gate but soon realized that they were too late, DeeJ began his broadcast above. "My faithful, stand firm! Although enemies crowd around us we still tread the blessed path! In a moment I will launch Destiny and who buy it will be saved!" DeeJ said to his surviving Desticles within the citadel, he showed that he had captured Cheat and would force him to launch Destiny.

"TBlocks, how close are you?" Kiyo asked, TBlocks and Icywind looked above, it was a long elevator ride up the citadel tower.

"Not close enough." He replied.

As our heroes began their dreaded elevator ride, Cheat was thrown into the ground by the traitorous Brad Pitt, who was now a lackey of DeeJ's. "Is that the best you can do!?" Cheat taunted the single minded beast, Pitt grabbed Cheat by the neck again and roared angrily. "Come on, impress me."

DeeJ turned to them, "Stop you imbecile! He wants you to kill him, I'll prefer if you did not." DeeJ ordered the traitor, he brought Cheat towards the control panel next to DeeJ.

"What's the matter pegboy? Cant start your own party?" Cheat trolled on DeeJ even on his wounded state.

"I admit, I need your help. But that secret will muted with all the rest." DeeJ replied, but none of them seemed to see the incoming pelican drop ship coming towards the tower's stupidly big window. It crashed and crushed Pitt and the other traitors to death. One of the surviving traitors stood up but was met with a shotgun blast, Kiyo had to intervene personally since TBlocks and Icywind would take too long to get here.

"Cheat!" She cried when she saw the wounded Cheat standing next to the launch panel.

"Get out of here!" Cheat responded.

"Not without you!" Kiyo replied, she reloaded her shotgun and blasted the incoming Desticles ganging up on her.

"You delay the inevitable, one of you will launch Destiny. You cannot kill them all." DeeJ said and he was right.

"You're right..." Kiyo realized, she aimed her pistol at Cheat.

"First me...then you. Now!" Cheat yelled, Kiyo hesitated to shoot her beloved friend but it was too late. She was struck by a hammer, the Banhammer. She fell on the floor, her body lifeless.

"No!!!" Cheat screamed and ran to her but he was caught by two Desticles.

"Your forefathers wisely set aside their compassion, steeled themselves to what needed to be done. I see now why they left you behind..." DeeJ said as he moved next to Cheat. "You were weak, and Guardians are strong." The evi! Manager grabbed Cheat's hand forced him to launch Destiny. The long dormant citadel became alive once more, TBlocks and Icywind reached the top of the citadel tower. They looked around...

Suddenly, Twp grotesque beings, Offtopites jumped down in front of them. "Do not shoot but listen! Let me lead you safely to OUR foe. Only you can halt what he has set in motion." The controlling hive mind of Off-Topic, long face, said.
TBlocks and Icywind were joined by dozens and dozens of Offtopites, they didn't like it but they knew that to take DeeJ down they will need all the help they could get.

End of Part 1.

AND THEN I SWOOPED IN, TEA IN HAND, AND I SMITED THE EVIL DEEJ WITH MY UMBRELLA



OT: Splendid story

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DO YOU LOVE ME?

Yes, in a straight, socially-acceptable way

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The Flood / Re: HOW STRYA' IS YA INNERNET MATE!?
« on: August 06, 2014, 05:54:21 PM »
44 down, 7.5 up. Between 14 and 24 ping

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The Flood / Re: What's your favorite soda?
« on: August 06, 2014, 05:53:29 PM »

Sarsaparilla, it's rare here but it's like Christmas every time I find a bottle.

Same... A place in Basingstoke used to stock it, but it closed down, it's fucking gold dust

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The Flood / Re: Post your phone screens!
« on: August 06, 2014, 05:51:53 PM »


Consider I have a Gold/White 5S, it's just classy

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Serious / Re: >2014 >Wanting more gun control
« on: August 06, 2014, 01:43:06 PM »

And look at Mexico. Some of the strictest gun laws in the world and crime runs rampant

Look at Switzerland. Nation with 3rd largest gun ownership and less crime than Britain

Switzerland still has a gun crime rate 10 times higher than ours, and crime rate is unrelated, as things as stupid as driving with a broken headlight are counted in that

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that is not an honest answer, I require another one.


I don't have any secrets

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What is your deepest, darkest secret?

That I frequent bnet

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WHAT IS YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER?

8R175 D0N7 H4v3 7H3M

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Do you win the award of biggest britbong on the internet?


Yes

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The Flood / Re: Some British police now carrying guns
« on: August 06, 2014, 01:03:38 PM »
Hardly,  it's just saying that existing firearms officers, when on regular duty, are ow permitted to keep their regular weapons on them

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Serious / Re: >2014 >Wanting more gun control
« on: August 06, 2014, 01:02:06 PM »

You also live in a police state with a camera every few feet and mass surveillance as bad as, if not worse than, anything the NSA does.

Britain is a really shitty example for other countries to follow.

Hardly, there are barely any cameras anywhere outside London. And even there it is pretty spotty coverage.

Lol at the police state shit, considering our Police force don't do foot patrols any more, they rarely come into most towns/villages and they are unarmed...

Where I live, is virtually un-policed, no need for them really in places

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