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The Flood / Re: US Theaters
« on: August 24, 2014, 11:46:06 AM »

This, from the people who thought giant salt shakers yelling "Exterminate" were the height of Scifi.

This, from the people that turn good comedies into the bane of humanity and find penis jokes funny

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The Flood / Re: I started a petition on change.org. Check it out.
« on: August 24, 2014, 11:40:19 AM »

>living in bongistan so a petition to Obama literally does nothing

>not knowing this is unenforceable anyway

>being mad

>Currently in Banana Republic

>In Arklow mode

>Le Maymay arrows

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The Flood / Re: I started a petition on change.org. Check it out.
« on: August 24, 2014, 11:05:16 AM »
Top quality, but, as a homo sapien under the age of 17, fuck you

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The Flood / Re: After some thought: DeeJ should nuke #Offtopic
« on: August 12, 2014, 09:49:29 PM »

Well, one thing in the start of 2013, and then the next in the middle of 2014. This forum better last until the end of 2015 if we wanna get that influx. And what's to stop the people in #Offtopic from just finding different Offsite forum or moving to another forum in Bungie. We'd maybe get 5% of the active users from #Offtopic if we were lucky.

What if we target #­gaming and #Community, they aren't really loyal to the site and we could probably get 10%-20% of active users initially

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The Flood / Re: After some thought: DeeJ should nuke #Offtopic
« on: August 12, 2014, 09:25:48 PM »
This place will liven up, but we need new members, despite the hate against newfomans, everyone starts that way.

I'm sorry, but we need the newfags

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The Flood / Re: These people are just the worst.
« on: August 12, 2014, 07:56:29 PM »
"Westboro Baptist Church will use the Reddit platform, which is usually filled with vanity, science falsely so-called, and other sundry lies; to instead preach righteousness & spread the gospel"


*grabs popcorn*

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The Flood /
« on: August 12, 2014, 07:53:31 PM »
Wut

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The Flood / Re: Rate the avatar above you
« on: August 12, 2014, 07:53:01 PM »

twobunniesholdinghands/10

Lion sniffing coke/10

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The Flood / Re: Bye for two weeks, AMA
« on: August 12, 2014, 07:51:16 PM »

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The Flood / Re: >tfw you're arguing with people on Reddit
« on: August 12, 2014, 07:50:02 PM »
>reddit

Lol, next you'll tell us that you frequent 4chan and tumblr

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The Flood / Re: Wanna play a game?
« on: August 12, 2014, 07:20:19 PM »

"You don't know much about dragons do you?" says the dragon as it plunges it's giant penis into Sir Titsalot's anus. It goes on for an hour before it dumps it's load, causing Sir Titsalot to explode.
Before the dragon attacked Sir Titsalot managed to impregenate 30 whores so his family didn't end.

Goin' out with a bang

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The Flood / Re: Wanna play a game?
« on: August 12, 2014, 05:46:47 PM »

As he tries to pull right the dragon pins him to the wall and rips off his clothes. It then pulls out it's dick. how does Sir Titsalot react?

He offers his anus for his life

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The Flood / Re: Bye for two weeks, AMA
« on: August 12, 2014, 05:10:14 PM »

Actually English accents are accepted up here, I have one :3

Daw, I know, but it's almost a national past-time to make fun of Northern Ireland

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The Flood / Re: One Piece is a stupid show
« on: August 12, 2014, 05:08:31 PM »
What show?

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The Flood / Re: WTF IS THIS SHIT?
« on: August 12, 2014, 04:26:38 PM »

I hope this is a joke....

Unfourtunately not

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The Flood / Re: WTF IS THIS SHIT?
« on: August 12, 2014, 04:26:16 PM »

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The Flood / Re: WTF IS THIS SHIT?
« on: August 12, 2014, 04:25:57 PM »

Why the fuck do you need to post more than once per 10 seconds?

Because I talk quick, I can post this, then reply "lol ikr" to another. But oh wait now I can't

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The Flood / Re: WTF IS THIS SHIT?
« on: August 12, 2014, 04:21:57 PM »

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The Flood / WTF IS THIS SHIT?
« on: August 12, 2014, 04:18:35 PM »



CHEAT!

What the hell? Why on earth have you done this?

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The Flood / Re: Is it Gay to Suck your Own Dick?
« on: August 12, 2014, 04:17:39 PM »

Im flexible enough I can only go down a bout 2 inches.

Lucky lol

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The Flood / Re: Is it Gay to Suck your Own Dick?
« on: August 12, 2014, 04:16:54 PM »
No

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The Flood / Re: Bye for two weeks, AMA
« on: August 12, 2014, 04:16:42 PM »

As long as you fucking stay in the south.

Lol, if I was going to the dead zone i'd have said, as I would have to acquire an Irish accent to avoid being beaten and shot at

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The Flood / Re: Bye for two weeks, AMA
« on: August 12, 2014, 04:11:43 PM »

What will you spend your time doing?

Chilling, going to the pub, whatever really it's not like we have an itinerary, as we're stating with family, this is the 12th time i've been over, and i'm 14

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The Flood / Re: Bye for two weeks, AMA
« on: August 12, 2014, 04:10:19 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Bye for two weeks, AMA
« on: August 12, 2014, 04:10:08 PM »

What will you do if you see a leprechaun?

Fuck you racist pig



Lol I jk, i'll bring you back some gold and a slice of rainbow

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The Flood / Re: Bye for two weeks, AMA
« on: August 12, 2014, 04:09:14 PM »

Wow man, that must suck.


Nah, I love Ireland, and I get to bring my laptop. So I can still play KSP

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The Flood / Bye for two weeks, AMA
« on: August 12, 2014, 03:52:51 PM »
Well, i'm off to Ireland now, i'm already in Wales, heading towards Pembroke at 60mph. So i'll will be unable to come online except for the occasional spot of free wifi. I'll be online until around 6AM GMT when the ferry docks in Rosslare.

So, AMA

http://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw

Oddly appropriate ^

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The Flood / Re: This site is so superior...
« on: August 12, 2014, 09:22:28 AM »
What?

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The Flood / Re: Is it Gay to Suck your Own Dick?
« on: August 12, 2014, 09:21:46 AM »

Time to go back to yoga lessons I guess

LOL

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The Flood / Re: Wanna play a game?
« on: August 12, 2014, 09:20:33 AM »

Wtf man this is a story being told to children
The blade breaks on the massive dragons scales. As the shards of the blade fall away from Sosaal's face Sir Titsalot notices that the wizard had managed to remove on of the dragons chest plates and loosened the ones around it. A perfect weak spot, if Sir Titsalot's sword wasn't lying one the floor in ten pieces. The dragon laughs as the sexy knight pisses his pants. "you're weak." It says as it pushes Sir Titsalot into a wall and begins peeling off each armor piece one by one.
How should our brave knight react?

He pulls right and his shoulder blade falls off him, as it reaches his feet he kicks it, and it sinks into the dragon's weak spot, splattering crimson blood all across the room

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