Silent speaking exam

More to the point, who are you going to nominate?

(Weed Commando and Sentra plz)

If you see your friend is going to buy something, wouldn't you want to help them make the most of their money? You want them to get the best bang for their buck.

I am, I really, really, don't want to piss around with PC settings and manually do everything, I have an average PC and KSP, that's as far as i'm willing to venture into the spampit

Most likely.

"Das at the Apollo, Aug 26-Sep 9"

You're a fellow britbong. You can join the mustard rave for the same price as an Xbone.

No... I'd rather have my 1080p 60fps zero-maintenance Games Console/Freeview box/Mini-PC thingy. Besides, if universal apps ever succeeds then fuck PCs

I so want EUIV, but i'm worried that my PC would explode, it has a decent i5 processor but an inbuilt Intel 3000 graphics card

I may actually be able to buy an Xbox One and the MCC this year! This game looks visually stunning, I am so glad they decided to do this.

Good... More cannon-fodder...

I'll be here all week.

How about 2?

The Book: The Babel fish is small, yellow, leechlike, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy received not from its own carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centers of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish.
Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the NON-existence of God.
The argument goes like this:
`I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'
`But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'
`Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly disappears in a puff of logic.
`Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.
Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best-selling book, "Well, That about Wraps It Up for God."
Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation.


/FUCKING THREAD

Pfft, who pays for car insurance these days?

Hilarious

Have you played Old World Blues?

No, I only have Anchorage for F3

Are those... penises? Attached to your hands? You have ten of them, look at them wriggling around in front of Tru's eyes.

I don't remember that one in Fallout


I'd have saved at the beginning of the mission otherwise

*downvote*

Repoted

Where's that? Wales?

Yes

I have penetrated the border and am back in Britbongistan, specifically in Sheep-shag'o'land