Put this in #Serious instead

Meta, you know that American politics isn't real, it's just a reality TV show

Lol, put this in the OP

>INTJs like me

http://www.celebritytypes.com/intj.php

GG INTPs

LIZARD SQUAD!

I bet you it was them, they hacked PS and Xbox and pissed everyone off, so they leaked celeb nudes to say sorry

/internet drama

This is a CSI: Miami intro moment

Won't get fooled again

No no!

Dun dun dun dun dunuuuuuhhhhh

Gren

I played Halo Reach didn't I?

I love the AI/story completely destroying me and situations were you can't win

 I call the merchants, so i'm nomadic?

And they were used extensively in the pacific during WW2, technically

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submarine_aircraft_carrier

The thing big about you is your head

Then switch to landscape.

But then I can't see what i'm typing

Hey, cheer up bud. You've got more going for you than I do. I'll tell you a little story while I'm at it. I traveled with a friend once. I came along with him just for the sake of it. And he was helping another friend in the province to buy a boat. My friend knows a lot about boats, spent a lifetime working on them.

So, there's me and my friend, and this other guy, a good friend to my friend. He's retired, and compared to us, quite wealthy. And all three of us were walking down the docks. Two of us are poor as shit. Literally no money in our names. And then there's this guy, with 500,000 dollars in his wallet to spend on a boat.

And you know what? To the people on those docks with yachts and million/billion dollar boats, that man with 500,000 dollars worth of retirement savings was nothing. To them, he was a joke. And if that man was a joke, what were me and my friend? If that man with 500,000 was nothing to them, what were we?

I know I'm not cut out for anything grand. I dropped out of highschool at grade 10. I know my life won't ever amount to anything spectacular. All I'd like is a home to call my own, and to do the very best I can to take care of those around me. And I admit, some days it's depressing. Every single person I know, has left this place. Traveled to the great cities beyond. Traveled to universities, achieved degrees, started families. I talked to a friend just a few days ago who now owns an entire division of a big big company in the city he lives in.

And here's me. I haul wood all summer and I do the best I can to work towards the future for my family, and work like mad non stop, for nothing other than the fact that we have security for what's ahead, a few months from now, to a few years from now. Any money I make evaporates into dust, no matter how hard I try to hold on to it.

Compared to every person I mentioned, to them, on the scale of things, I am nothing. But that doesn't change the reality that I have my own life to live, my own fight to continue fighting, and the will in my bones to keep going.

Be proud of what you have, no matter how small it is.

I know, but things like this hit close, I have very high standards for myself and I don't think i'm meeting them

Hired to behead all Muslim scum that is presented before you.

Where is my lightsaber?

Do you like them?

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2739844/Martin-Odegaard-Norway-s-youngest-player-age-15-join-Manchester-United.html

I play football, i've been lucky enough to play against players that, chances are will one day be playing for top clubs and their country. But this kid is 15. Only a year older than me, whilst I play in the 25th tier of English football, this fucking guy is going to be playing at 1st-tier.

This is the sort of thing that makes me feel really pathetic