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« on: January 16, 2017, 12:47:51 PM »
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« on: January 16, 2017, 12:47:28 PM »
wow like half of the threads on the front page has me as the last commenter
that happens
how does it feel like that I have a higher post count than you?
o man i cry every night about it really gets me down in the dumps because i put a lot of time and energy into this site because it is a super noteworthy and important site i hope one day I'll be cool like verb and have over 30000 posts
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« on: January 16, 2017, 12:29:18 PM »
slaves are complete Good job citizens! report Supreme Dictator: Fla Fla Flunky
Whip/Sex Overlord: Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong
Coerced Sex Overlord: Goodluck Jonathan
Population: 2,500
Slaves: 17,500
Slave army: 1,200 soldiers
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« on: January 16, 2017, 06:14:04 AM »
wow like half of the threads on the front page has me as the last commenter
that happens
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« on: January 16, 2017, 06:13:44 AM »
what does your name mean
lol it's just a little prank verb lives in ishpeming and I pass by there on the way to school
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« on: January 16, 2017, 06:12:22 AM »
proud of this piece, what do you think?
that is a beautiful red boy
who is he
some warrior dude, probably
wow that is pretty wizard
that's so wizard anie
yeah bro
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« on: January 16, 2017, 06:12:00 AM »
aaaand its Monday. wew, lad. What a morning.
damn right my guy
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« on: January 16, 2017, 06:11:28 AM »
pip pip chaps
haha good greeting!
how do you do fellow
yo I'm doin great my man! hbu
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« on: January 16, 2017, 06:10:08 AM »
proud of this piece, what do you think?
that is a beautiful red boy
who is he
some warrior dude, probably
yo he looks pretty cool where you find him
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« on: January 16, 2017, 01:37:28 AM »
The Nigerians are appalled that the other kingdoms would disrespect their culture to such extent.
Slavery is a vital part of Nigerian tradition. The slaves are treated very well, in fact. They are given food, water, and shelter. The slaves are all very happy and satisfied with their lives. They know they serve the holy martyr Laquiqui.
Unfortunately, the term "slavery" is often associated with systems the Nigerian government finds disgusting.
Nigerian slavery is much more civilized and kind than normal slavery.
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« on: January 16, 2017, 01:23:14 AM »
Holy Peruvian Empire's Proposal to Czech Republic and United Crackers of Nigeria
In order to sign the treaty to said nations there are requirements for the Holy Peruvian Empire's allegiance. HPE would like to establish influence in Africa and Europe by sending DIng Dong Missionaries. HPE would like to establish free trades of food to said nations. HPE would be willing to help either nation in conflict given that the circumstances do not conflict with the needs of the HPE people or the Political interests of the HPE
~ Han Segersbol
"yeah man sounds good to me " The UCN is actually very tolerant of all religions. They are a peaceful people. I sign, "The Supreme Dictator of the UCN, Fla Fla Flunky"
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« on: January 16, 2017, 01:15:48 AM »
The Global Workers Collective declares war on Nigeria, speaking out against the cruel practice of slavery and the exploitation of the Nigerian people.
However, due to the vast distance between the countries, this war is effectively in name only.
"aw man sorry about that my guy" says Flunky " if it's worth anything, i dont declare war on you <3" The Nigerians are a peaceful people.
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« on: January 16, 2017, 01:11:36 AM »
"We need more slaves" says Flunky
A nationwide 10-child policy is now in effect
If you make 10 children, you get less whippings.
10,000 slaves to be completed on the next page
"we need some more slave soldiers too"
2000 slave soldiers 5%
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« on: January 16, 2017, 01:05:37 AM »
"We need more slaves" says Flunky
all soldiers are converted into slave soldiers
any non-black soldiers are given a hefty dose of blackface
this will be done by the next page
slave soldiers have no real advantage over normal soldiers
I guess after a while they'll get buffer from all the work maybe
and they'll all turn black after a while which will be pretty darn cool
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« on: January 16, 2017, 12:50:00 AM »
The Holy Peruvian Empire is drafting 1869 soldiers from the "mass re-population Plan"(MRP) that was set forth back in 1782. In order to expand the army, The MRP was set in motion right after the Ding Dong revolution.
draft selection 24%
"Hello fellow ruler" says Fla Fla Flunky Would you like a peace agreement?" It "would be cool because we have each other's backs in war" "And since that Czech guy also wants a treaty and if other people want treaties then maybe eventually a cool war will break out in which everyone gets roped in because of their obligations to each other" "What do you say"?
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« on: January 16, 2017, 12:42:37 AM »
"i guess comedy isn't allowed here like in the Star wars game" said Fa Fa Me Mo Ma
Fa Fa Me Mo Ma kills himself and Fla Fla Flunky takes his place
Fla Fla Flunky is not funny at all and is super serious all the time
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« on: January 16, 2017, 12:35:38 AM »
" ok mr scientist lmao" says Fa Fa Me Mo Ma
"give some science here"
Smart slaves are given the incentive of less whippings if they make science discoveries. Like with iron and shit. They get more whippings if they fail. It's a win win.
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« on: January 16, 2017, 12:28:30 AM »
" I want slaves"
Let it be done
all dark skinned folk in the Nigerian population are now slaves
-7500 population
+7500 negro slaves
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« on: January 16, 2017, 12:25:07 AM »
"Hello I am being serious as you can see by my correct grammar and punctuation," said Fa Fa Me Mo Ma.
"These units are being created because I think the Icelandic kingdom is very smart and their decisions are good. Therefore I will make similar decisions."
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« on: January 16, 2017, 12:20:03 AM »
3000 soldiers - 5%
120 battleships - 3%
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« on: January 16, 2017, 12:15:32 AM »
vong: "im back bitches"!
does a somersalt into the fence
"clone yo"
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« on: January 16, 2017, 12:12:59 AM »
yo what
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« on: January 15, 2017, 08:53:15 PM »
The weekend went by fast. See you all on Monday.
what a quickie
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« on: January 15, 2017, 08:52:47 PM »
proud of this piece, what do you think?
that is a beautiful red boy
who is he
some warrior dude, probably
wow that is pretty wizard
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« on: January 15, 2017, 07:36:05 PM »
Name: United Crackers of Nigeria (UCN) Government: Dictatorship Supreme Dictator: Fa Fa Me Mo Ma Whip/Sex Overlord: Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong Coerced Sex Overlord: Goodluck Jonathan Religion: Laquiquiism Currency: Slave Hides Population: 10,000 Description (Yo this is a heavily edited and rewritten version of something a buddy of mine wrote when we were cringey high school freshmen. Don't judge lol.)
Hundreds of thousands of years ago, four Nigerian kingdoms existed: The New Guads, The Fourth Reich, The UCN, and the Gings. The Nigerians were a very technologically advanced people, far-surpassing present day technology. Unfortunately, their advanced technology ended up betraying them, culminating in a great war that laid the foundations for the modern-day UCN.
The war began when Nigerian theoretical physicists conducting research in Alaska inadvertently opened a gateway into another dimension inhabited by godlike creatures of immense power.
The UCN, The Guads, and The Fourth Reich formed an alliance with the UCN as the informal head. The Gings betrayed the other three kingdoms to side with the foreign gods, a decision that swiftly resulted in their own demise.
General Laquiqui led the armies of the UCN in what became known as the Battle of Alaska. The UCN was defeated in this battle, and Laquiqui was executed at the hands of the foreign gods. Soon after, Laquiqui was resurrected through the power of an ancient magic. Unfortunately, she was soon killed again at the Battle of Argentina. Laquiqui's leadership and death became the basis of the primary religion of the UCN, Laquiquiism.
The great war ended with the tragic defeat of the Nigerians in the Battle of Madagascar. Victorious, the foreign gods departed the Nigerians' dimension, leaving the Nigerian civilization in a state of barbarism. All four Nigerian governments were destroyed in the war, with only a few high-ranking officials left alive. These officials decided to continue the UCN as an underground society that would one day seize power in Nigeria once civilization returned.
In the wake of such a brutal defeat, the UCN leaders decided that this defeat meant a failure of the old ways. They decided upon dictatorship as the most effective form of government. They also implemented complete negro slavery because they blamed the ineptitude of the negro race for their failures in the war.
(Yo I fuckin hate myself rn, this shit is like a really bad fanfic or some shit) Grand Army: 1,200 soldiers Territory: Nigeria
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« on: January 15, 2017, 05:15:26 PM »
About to beat the Separate Ways in RE4
srsly, why did Ada think wearing a Night dress into a mission was a good idea? Did she get called off a date or something?
dunno my man
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« on: January 15, 2017, 05:15:10 PM »
pip pip chaps
haha good greeting!
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« on: January 15, 2017, 05:14:39 PM »
Taco bell running seven deep
tacos are yummy
You ain't lied
u r correct I most certainly am not
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« on: January 15, 2017, 05:14:19 PM »
proud of this piece, what do you think?
that is a beautiful red boy who is he
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« on: January 15, 2017, 05:09:40 PM »
yo i take nigeria
tb totally didn't tell me to bump this thread so he didn't have to do it himself and bring shame to his surname
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