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Messages - mojo
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« on: February 06, 2016, 01:57:01 PM »
Master Chief is based in reality, so He-Man would probably win. Master Chief is better, though. Fuck He-queer-Man
2042
« on: February 06, 2016, 01:47:39 PM »
1.) Absinthe prepared the classic French way
2.) Grasshopper
3.) Screwdriver
2043
« on: February 06, 2016, 01:31:33 PM »
Why is Ohio the worst state?
2044
« on: February 06, 2016, 01:28:00 PM »
My condolences.
2045
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:28:48 PM »
He taught us to dance with razzamatazz.
he's trained in ballet, flamenco and jazz!
My hard work and my rigor
Have made me so much bigger!
Things are looking up...
Things are looking up...
Things are looking up here in Duloc!
Aa-aa-aa-aah!
Here in Duloc!
Aa-aa-aa-aah!
Up, up, up, up, up!
2046
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:27:50 PM »
there's no sign in slowin', we're growin', we're growin!
Look he's growing, and growing, and growing!
Look at him grow!
Things are looking up here...
We practiced this part both forward and back.
We make one mistake, and we get the rack!
Things I'm cooking up here...
2047
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:26:52 PM »
Conform us!
Yes! Things are...
Things are looking up...
Looking...
Things are looking up...
Up...
Things are looking up...
Here in Duloc!
spoken
Hey, let's hear it for those Duloc dancers!
Aren't they terrific?
2048
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:25:42 PM »
And so...
And so...
And so...
And so...
And so...
No one from the gutter in Duloc.
he's takin' aim!
Embrace the cookie cutter in Duloc!
We're all the same!
The upshot is enormous when you can shout:
2049
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:24:01 PM »
Farquaad,
Farquaad, Farquaad, Farquaad,
Farquaad, Farquaad, Farquaad,
Farquaad, Farquaad, Farquaad!
2050
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:23:33 PM »
This castle I had built is taller than the cliff tops.
A city like a postcard, a monorail and gift shops!
2051
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:22:32 PM »
A model that amazes, a plan with seven phases.
Bum bum bum bum bum!
Thing are looking up here in Duloc!
They're looking up!
In Duloc!
The ladies all look swell, the men are so dashing.
And thanks to my new dress code, the fashion's never clashing!
Hey, nonny, nonny, nonny, no...
2052
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:21:32 PM »
Things are looking up here in Duloc.
Just take a look!
The things I'm cooking up here in Duloc.
He likes to cook!
2053
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:20:28 PM »
Once upon a time, this place was infested.
Freaks on every corner-- I had them all arrested.
Hey, nonny, nonny, nonny, no...
If you had a quirk, you didn't pass inspection.
We all have our standards, but I will have perfection!
And so... And so...
2054
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:16:35 PM »
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I guess I'd be a hero, With sword and armor clashing Looking semi dashing, A shield within my grip Or else I'd be a Viking and live a life of daring While smelling like a herring, upon a Viking ship. I'd sail away, I'd see the world, I'd reach the farthest reaches I'd feel the wind, I'd taste the salt and sea. And maybe storm some beaches. That's who I'd be. That's who I'd be.
2055
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:09:17 PM »
no because im not a fag who blindly follows others
2056
« on: February 05, 2016, 07:07:53 PM »
good job. don't screw it up.
I still haven't clicked the button yet. It's just that there's a chance to meet dream girl, which the probability if very low if there's only around 20 something students.
what the fuck? youre doing this to hit on students??
Graduate students.
still tho dude... If you're gonna be a teacher, it's your job to teach
2057
« on: February 04, 2016, 11:43:44 AM »
good job. don't screw it up.
I still haven't clicked the button yet. It's just that there's a chance to meet dream girl, which the probability if very low if there's only around 20 something students.
what the fuck? youre doing this to hit on students??
2058
« on: February 04, 2016, 10:19:57 AM »
i dont really care about the song, but this video is AESTHETIC af is the vaporwave aesthetic becoming mainstream now?
2059
« on: February 04, 2016, 09:29:50 AM »
 this is exactly how it would actually be lol
2060
« on: February 04, 2016, 06:05:53 AM »
Sometimes. Darjeeling is my go-to variety.
broooo I have a tin full of Darjeeling right here on my desk That shit is good
2061
« on: February 04, 2016, 06:04:31 AM »
I fuckin love tea
Chai is my shit
2062
« on: February 03, 2016, 09:53:06 PM »
of course
2063
« on: February 03, 2016, 09:51:47 PM »
Minions always make me think of the one true desticle
2064
« on: February 03, 2016, 01:59:16 PM »
T H I S T H R E A D I S A E S T H E T I C
2065
« on: February 03, 2016, 01:20:26 PM »
Having to walk anywhere in the UP is such a drag in the winter.
Is there a lot of snow right now or no?
yeah, tons
I'll be living up there starting later this year. not sure I'm prepared for the absolute snowfest
2066
« on: February 03, 2016, 12:25:22 PM »
Having to walk anywhere in the UP is such a drag in the winter.
Is there a lot of snow right now or no?
2067
« on: February 03, 2016, 12:16:03 PM »
Lol you dream about people on here
You dont?
lol no fam you need to go outside, Friend 
2068
« on: February 03, 2016, 10:13:10 AM »
Dodge Durango
Fuсking faggot. Where I'm from, buying a foreign car is a sin. A FUCKING SIN.
don't buy that gook-made shit
2069
« on: February 03, 2016, 10:11:23 AM »
Friend yourself, Friend
2070
« on: February 03, 2016, 10:03:09 AM »
My nigga
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