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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 26, 2016, 01:17:22 PM »
Expedition to Rakata Prime has been retconned because Solonoid still plans on joining the UN game
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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 26, 2016, 01:17:22 PM »
Expedition to Rakata Prime has been retconned because Solonoid still plans on joining the UN game
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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 26, 2016, 01:15:09 PM »
10,000 new Chazrach slaves will be done on page 19
5,000 Warriors will be done on page 19 current statistics Capital: Lwhekk Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Vongvong Head of Church: Most High Priest DJ Marshmellovong Leader of the Navy and Armies: Warmaster Marshmellovong Currency: Blood Alliances: Mandalorians The Empire Population/Military/Transport Resources: 2 Gods 1 Supreme Overlоrd 1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 9,999,999,998 Intendants (bureaucrats) -2 10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish) 22,000 Warriors 49,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) 25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet) 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters) 1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships) Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses Territory: Planet Lewhekk Current Projects: Completion of of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 18 10,000 slaves: Page 19 5,000 Warriors: Page 19 1233
The Flood / Re: Git rekt Noelle« on: July 26, 2016, 12:22:03 PM »hey are you still going to join the UN game or nah 1234
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 26, 2016, 03:09:45 AM »
hey you knnow the rules im going on hiatus until TBA so yeah dont touch my shit
i call dibs on rakata if kirilia cant have it so i can pull more retarded shenanigans 1235
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 26, 2016, 03:02:16 AM »
uh oh my Shapers fucked up so now "OPERATION WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE" has been pushed back to page 18 i guess
so ya i guess im at rakata prime now uh yeah. fug. need tblocks's go ahead to do anything there. if not i'll just retcon that journey. i got first dibs so um yeah um also Zonama Sekot has been finished for a while now. so yeah i guess i'll use that when everyone gets back um yeah Vongvong is restless current statistics Capital: Lwhekk Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Vongvong Head of Church: Most High Priest DJ Marshmellovong Leader of the Navy and Armies: Warmaster Marshmellovong Currency: Blood Alliances: Mandalorians The Empire Population/Military/Transport Resources: 2 Gods 1 Supreme Overlоrd 1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 9,999,999,998 Intendants (bureaucrats) -2 10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish) 22,000 Warriors 49,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) 25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet) 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters) 1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships) Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses Territory: Planet Lewhekk Current Projects: Completion of of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 18 1236
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 26, 2016, 02:56:11 AM »
um ok fuck me i had no idea we had to set up our thing to 25 posts per page lol
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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 26, 2016, 02:54:27 AM »
a coup is led by DJ Marshmellovong to separate church and state
DJ Marshmellovong really just wants to become a TRAP PRIEST so he can fulfill his dreams and kill his parents with GOD the coup is successful since the majority of the population reject the old ways of bloodlust also marshmelloving ffilmed himself having gay sex with Vonvong and used it as blackmail so yeah pretty much a bloodless coup except for marshmellovongs parents who were "accidentally" mercilessly slaughtered current statistics Capital: Lwhekk Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Vongvong Head of Church: Most High Priest DJ Marshmellovong Leader of the Navy and Armies: Warmaster Marshmellovong Currency: Blood Alliances: Mandalorians The Empire Population/Military/Transport Resources: 2 Gods 1 Supreme Overlоrd 1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 9,999,999,998 Intendants (bureaucrats) -2 10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish) 22,000 Warriors 49,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) 25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet) 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters) 1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships) Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses Territory: Planet Lewhekk Current Projects: Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15 Revelation of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 15 Completion of of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 16 1238
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 26, 2016, 02:41:35 AM »
i guess i'll go to rakata prime because i totally have no idea wjat is there
(hey tristan is kirilia allowed to play now or no?) i will be there on page 14 because this game is going really slow at this wee hour i'll take 300 "battleship" aliens, 300,000 "starfighter" aliens, 100 subalterns, 100,000 priests, 2,000 deception sect members, 10,000 slaves, 1,000,000 Shapers, like 1,000 transports, and 5,000 warriors current statistics Capital: Lwhekk Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Vongvong Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong Leader of the Navy and Armies: Warmaster Marshmellovong Currency: Blood Alliances: Mandalorians The Empire Population/Military/Transport Resources: 2 Gods 1 Supreme Overlоrd 1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats) 10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish) 22,000 Warriors 49,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) 25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet) 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters) 1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships) Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses Territory: Planet Lewhekk Current Projects: Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15 Revelation of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 15 Completion of of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 16 1239
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 26, 2016, 02:17:27 AM »
because the position of overlord has been vacant, yuuzhan holy texts dictate that the High Priest is to ascend to the throne, so Vongvong is named overlord
the fanaticism of Vongvong and his adherence to the Old Way™ stalls the advancement of the Yuuzhan Vong as a galactic media corporation the gods are angry a worrying fusion of church and state takes place becasue vongvong is now head of church and government wow this has been a pretty serious post so far uh an aspiring DJ and high-ranking warrior named Marshmellovong becomes the new Warmaster, a position he despises because he just wants to produce TRAP, a genre he has invented everyone has always told him he'll never make it as a hollywood superstar. they said "join the army " and he said "ok" his parents hate him current statistics Capital: Lwhekk Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Vongvong Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong Leader of the Navy and Armies: Warmaster Marshmellovong Currency: Blood Alliances: Mandalorians The Empire Population/Military/Transport Resources: 2 Gods 1 Supreme Overlоrd 1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats) 10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish) 22,000 Warriors 49,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) 25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet) 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters) 1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships) Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses Territory: Planet Lewhekk Current Projects: Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15 Revelation of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 15 Completion of of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 16 1240
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 26, 2016, 01:35:11 AM »"yes my son" says tamborvong, "i grant you life as a GOD in the TRAP REALM"(i have no idea what that means lol) "presto" there is a display of holy lights as a thousand chazarach slaves turn on the lights on their smartphones "you are now my friend in god land" unfortunately those 1 thousand slaves are culled because of their illegal usage of inorganic technology current statistics Capital: Lwhekk Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate Head of Government: n/a Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong Leader of the Navy and Armies: n/a Currency: Blood Alliances: Mandalorians The Empire Population/Military/Transport Resources: 2 Gods 1 Supreme Overlоrd 1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats) 10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish) 22,000 Warriors 49,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) -1,000 25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet) 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters) 1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships) Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses Territory: Planet Lewhekk Current Projects: Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15 Revelation of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 15 Completion of of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 16 1241
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 26, 2016, 01:29:46 AM »(i have no idea what that means lol)Kalus Jon arrives back on Mandalore, is broken-hearted to hear about his older brother Caadmon. Locks himself in his estate, demanding that Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong comes to visit him."um i died sorry" said the deceased god spirit of tamborvong 1242
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 26, 2016, 01:26:01 AM »Kalus Jon arrives back on Mandalore, is broken-hearted to hear about his older brother Caadmon. Locks himself in his estate, demanding that Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong comes to visit him."um i died sorry" said the deceased god spirit of tamborvong 1243
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 26, 2016, 01:21:41 AM »
a statue of Tamborvong is created
+1 culture btw the days of anger-driven war lust have ended because it is page 12 now the Yuuzhang Vong is a media-centered corporation the road to becoming galactic superstars has begun The Shapers have begun work on a secret program called "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE" The nature of this project will be revealed on page 15 The project will complete on page 16 current statistics Capital: Lwhekk Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate Head of Government: n/a Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong Leader of the Navy and Armies: Tim Heidecker Currency: Blood Alliances: Mandalorians The Empire Population/Military/Transport Resources: 2 Gods 1 Supreme Overlоrd 1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats) 10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish) 22,000 Warriors 50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) 25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet) 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters) 1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships) Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses Territory: Planet Lewhekk Current Projects: Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15 Revelation of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 15 Completion of of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 16 1244
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 26, 2016, 01:00:05 AM »
Tamborvong says "my work is not done yet" and becomes a trap GOD.
+1 god current statistics Capital: Lwhekk Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong The Trap God Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong Leader of the Navy and Armies: n/a Currency: Blood Alliances: Mandalorians The Empire Population/Military/Transport Resources: 2 Gods +1 1 Supreme Overlоrd 1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats) 10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish) 22,000 Warriors 50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) 25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet) 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters) 1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships) Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses Territory: Planet Lewhekk Current Projects: Cultural Upheaval: Page 12 Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15 1245
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 26, 2016, 12:53:28 AM »
Tamborvong unfortunately experiences a fatal death attack and dies a lame death before page 12 becasue thats when the turmoil ends and it wouldnt make sense for him to die afterward
current statistics Capital: Lwhekk Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong deceased Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong Leader of the Navy and Armies: n/a Currency: Blood Alliances: Mandalorians The Empire Population/Military/Transport Resources: 1 God 1 Supreme Overlоrd 1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats) 10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish) 22,000 Warriors 50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) 25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet) 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters) 1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships) Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses Territory: Planet Lewhekk Current Projects: Cultural Upheaval: Page 12 Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15 1246
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 26, 2016, 12:44:28 AM »"thank you my friend" says tamborvong, "my death was hinted at before so unfortunately our time together will be short most likely but you will forever be a friend of the Vong"apparently the dark side makes you sterile so theyre adoptingNO!An urgent message has been patched through to Darth Revan while on Tython. He is requested to return to Byss. Darth Malak is seen visibly upset at the news. Details to follow shortly. "i accept" current statistics Capital: Lwhekk Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong Leader of the Navy and Armies: n/a Currency: Blood Alliances: Mandalorians The Empire Population/Military/Transport Resources: 1 God 1 Supreme Overlоrd 1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats) 10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish) 22,000 Warriors 50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) 25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet) 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters) 1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships) Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses Territory: Planet Lewhekk Current Projects: Cultural Upheaval: Page 12 Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15 1247
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 26, 2016, 12:37:30 AM »apparently the dark side makes you sterile so theyre adoptingNO!An urgent message has been patched through to Darth Revan while on Tython. He is requested to return to Byss. Darth Malak is seen visibly upset at the news. Details to follow shortly. 1248
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 26, 2016, 12:30:21 AM »
Warmaster Darth Nihilusvong accidentally eats himself
Spoiler only real EU nerds will get this meme haha current statistics Capital: Lwhekk Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong Leader of the Navy and Armies: Warmaster Darth Nihilusvong deceased Currency: Blood Alliances: Mandalorians Population/Military/Transport Resources: 1 God 1 Supreme Overlоrd 1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats) 10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish) 22,000 Warriors 50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) 25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet) 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters) 1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships) Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses Territory: Planet Lewhekk Current Projects: Cultural Upheaval: Page 12 Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15 1249
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 26, 2016, 12:26:17 AM »
"o ya i think my troops should be done baking now" says tamborvong
+like 2000 warriors or some shit current statistics Capital: Lwhekk Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong Leader of the Navy and Armies: Warmaster Darth Nihilusvong Currency: Blood Alliances: Mandalorians Population/Military/Transport Resources: 1 God 1 Supreme Overlоrd 1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats) 10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish) 22,000 Warriors +2000 50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) 25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet) 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters) 1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships) Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses Territory: Planet Lewhekk Current Projects: Cultural Upheaval: Page 12 Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15 1250
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 26, 2016, 12:18:15 AM »"fug :-D" says Tamborvong, "we will be the greatest trap G O D S of all time. but first a couple more genocides and unfortunate civil wars and possibly my own death must occur before that because my civilization is in turmoil until page 12"Kalus Jon arrives on Lywhekk and attempts to meet with Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong."hello" says Tamborvong, "i assume you came to see my green body" "i accept your alliance good sir" current statistics Capital: Lwhekk Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong Leader of the Navy and Armies: Warmaster Darth Nihilusvong Currency: Blood Alliances: Mandalorians Population/Military/Transport Resources: 1 God 1 Supreme Overlоrd 1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats) 10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish) 20,000 Warriors 50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) 25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet) 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters) 1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships) Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses Territory: Planet Lewhekk Current Projects: Cultural Upheaval: Page 12 Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15 1251
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 26, 2016, 12:12:14 AM »Kalus Jon arrives on Lywhekk and attempts to meet with Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong."hello" says Tamborvong, "i assume you came to see my green body" "ally with me and together we can become the universes greates superstars" current statistics Capital: Lwhekk Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong Leader of the Navy and Armies: Warmaster Darth Nihilusvong Currency: Blood Population/Military/Transport Resources: 1 God 1 Supreme Overlоrd 1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats) 10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish) 20,000 Warriors 50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) 25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet) 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters) 1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships) Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses Territory: Planet Lewhekk Current Projects: Cultural Upheaval: Page 12 Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15 1252
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 26, 2016, 12:10:31 AM »
after a brief civil war, a new Warmaster gains power, Darth Nihilusvong
tamborvong approves unfortunately 50,000 slave soldiers died current statistics Capital: Lwhekk Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong Leader of the Navy and Armies: Warmaster Darth Nihilusvong Currency: Blood Population/Military/Transport Resources: 1 God 1 Supreme Overlоrd 1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats) 10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish) 20,000 Warriors 50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) -50,000 25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet) 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters) 1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships) Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses Territory: Planet Lewhekk Current Projects: Cultural Upheaval: Page 12 Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15 1253
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 26, 2016, 12:02:31 AM »
a power void still exists in the military
tamborvong is also immensely scared and also stimulated by the news that darth revan has been exposed he says "yum" and has orgasms current statistics Capital: Lwhekk Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong orgasming Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong Leader of the Navy and Armies: n/a Currency: Blood Population/Military/Transport Resources: 1 God 1 Supreme Overlоrd 1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats) 10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish) 20,000 Warriors 100,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) 25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet) 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters) 1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships) Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses Territory: Planet Lewhekk Current Projects: Cultural Upheaval: Page 12 Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15 1254
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 25, 2016, 11:47:52 PM »
Warmaster Thrawnvong the Fearsome One commits suicide becasue he does not wish to be part of a culture thats primary purpose is not to engage in infinite warfare
there is now a power vacuum in the military current statistics Capital: Lwhekk Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong Leader of the Navy and Armies: Warmaster Thrawnvong the Fearsome One deceased Currency: Blood Population/Military/Transport Resources: 1 God 1 Supreme Overlоrd 1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats) 10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish) 20,000 Warriors 100,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) 25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet) 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters) 1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships) Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses Territory: Planet Lewhekk Current Projects: Cultural Upheaval: Page 12 Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15 1255
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 25, 2016, 11:31:24 PM »
half of the woorker caste is genocided by the deception caste and the warrior caste becasue the workers revolted against the bourgeoisie
now the warrior caste is killing themselves because they believe the blood gods demand blood sacrifices "blood for the blood gods" they chant as they maim their genitals and other body parts Spoiler Yuuzhan Vong Capital Lwhekk Government Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship Head of Government Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong Head of Church Most High Priest Vongvong Leader of the Navy and Armies Warmaster Thrawnvong the Fearsome One Currency Blood Language(s) Yuuzhan Vong Another secret language is spoken by members of the Deception Sect Population/Military/Transport Resources 1 God 1 Supreme Overlоrd 1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats) 10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish) 20,000 Warriors -8000 100,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) 25,000,000,000 Workers -25,000,000,000 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters) 1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships) Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses Initial Territory Planet Lewhekk Information and Culture The Yuuzhan Vong are fully dedicated to their Gods and basically worship pain. They love finding new ways to inflict pain upon themselves. They are the 1990s creation of the most edgy, evil antagonist imaginable. They hate all inorganic technology. All of their technology is purely biological; starships, weapons, gadgets, etc. Their culture and government is defined by a rigid caste system. The castes are as follows: Supreme Overlоrd, Shapers, Priests, Warriors, Intendants, and Workers. The Chazrach race is a race enslaved by the Yuuzhang Vong comprised of reptilian humanoids. They are used as slave soldiers and workers. The Deception Sect is a special forces Illuminati-type organization that specializes in covert operations, deception, and manipulation. The Shapers are responsible for developing organic technology through biological manipulation. The current Supreme Overlоrd, Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong, secretly wants to turn the Yuuzhang Vong into a super galactic media organization/peace cult comprised of pop stars, celebs, and trap producers. 1256
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 25, 2016, 11:26:33 PM »
"help me" said a vonger on the vong world
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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 25, 2016, 11:23:32 PM »
the vongers are in distreess
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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 25, 2016, 11:21:13 PM »
um yeah im now making warriors i guess
1000 new warriors in 2 pages 1259
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 25, 2016, 11:15:19 PM »
Yun-Yuuzhan, God of the Vong, speaks divine truths to Overlord Tamborvong. Yun proclaims that the Vong are to become a media organization of galactic celebrities and popstars. This should be complete by page 12, but the Vong will not be able to attack until then becasue of social distress.
Spoiler Yuuzhan Vong Capital Lwhekk Government Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship Head of Government Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong Head of Church Most High Priest Vongvong Leader of the Navy and Armies Warmaster Thrawnvong the Fearsome One Currency Blood Language(s) Yuuzhan Vong Another secret language is spoken by members of the Deception Sect Population/Military/Transport Resources 1 God 1 Supreme Overlоrd 1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats) 10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish) 28,000 Warriors 100,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) 50,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet) 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters) 1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships) Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses Initial Territory Planet Lewhekk Information and Culture The Yuuzhan Vong are fully dedicated to their Gods and basically worship pain. They love finding new ways to inflict pain upon themselves. They are the 1990s creation of the most edgy, evil antagonist imaginable. They hate all inorganic technology. All of their technology is purely biological; starships, weapons, gadgets, etc. Their culture and government is defined by a rigid caste system. The castes are as follows: Supreme Overlоrd, Shapers, Priests, Warriors, Intendants, and Workers. The Chazrach race is a race enslaved by the Yuuzhang Vong comprised of reptilian humanoids. They are used as slave soldiers and workers. The Deception Sect is a special forces Illuminati-type organization that specializes in covert operations, deception, and manipulation. The Shapers are responsible for developing organic technology through biological manipulation. The current Supreme Overlоrd, Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong, secretly wants to turn the Yuuzhang Vong into a super galactic media organization/peace cult comprised of pop stars, celebs, and trap producers. 1260
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 25, 2016, 11:07:41 PM »
Construction begins on Zonama Sekot. Should be complete on page 15.
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