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1231
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 26, 2016, 01:17:22 PM »
Expedition to Rakata Prime has been retconned because Solonoid still plans on joining the UN game

1232
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 26, 2016, 01:15:09 PM »
10,000 new Chazrach slaves will be done on page 19
5,000 Warriors will be done on page 19


current statistics
Capital:
     Lwhekk

Government:
     Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate

Head of Government:
     Supreme Overlоrd Vongvong

Head of Church:
     Most High Priest DJ Marshmellovong

Leader of the Navy and Armies:
     Warmaster Marshmellovong

Currency:
     Blood

Alliances:
     Mandalorians
     The Empire

Population/Military/Transport Resources:
     2 Gods
     1 Supreme Overlоrd
     1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
     1,000,000 Priests
     9,999,999,998 Intendants (bureaucrats) -2
     10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
     2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
     22,000 Warriors
     49,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) 
     25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
     1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
     1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
     1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
     Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses

Territory:
     Planet Lewhekk

Current Projects:
     Completion of of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 18
     10,000 slaves: Page 19
     5,000 Warriors: Page 19

1233
The Flood / Re: Git rekt Noelle
« on: July 26, 2016, 12:22:03 PM »

hey are you still going to join the UN game or nah

1234
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 26, 2016, 03:09:45 AM »
hey you knnow the rules im going on hiatus until TBA so yeah dont touch my shit

i call dibs on rakata if kirilia cant have it so i can pull more retarded shenanigans

1235
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 26, 2016, 03:02:16 AM »
uh oh my Shapers fucked up so now "OPERATION WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE" has been pushed back to page 18 i guess

so ya i guess im at rakata prime now uh yeah. fug. need tblocks's go ahead to do anything there. if not i'll just retcon that journey. i got first dibs  so um yeah

um

also Zonama Sekot has been finished for a while now. so yeah i guess i'll use that when everyone gets back


um yeah

Vongvong  is restless


current statistics
Capital:
     Lwhekk

Government:
     Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate

Head of Government:
     Supreme Overlоrd Vongvong

Head of Church:
     Most High Priest DJ Marshmellovong

Leader of the Navy and Armies:
     Warmaster Marshmellovong

Currency:
     Blood

Alliances:
     Mandalorians
     The Empire

Population/Military/Transport Resources:
     2 Gods
     1 Supreme Overlоrd
     1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
     1,000,000 Priests
     9,999,999,998 Intendants (bureaucrats) -2
     10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
     2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
     22,000 Warriors
     49,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) 
     25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
     1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
     1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
     1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
     Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses

Territory:
     Planet Lewhekk

Current Projects:
     Completion of of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 18

1236
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 26, 2016, 02:56:11 AM »
um ok fuck me i had no idea we had to set up our thing to 25 posts per page lol

1237
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 26, 2016, 02:54:27 AM »
a coup is led by DJ Marshmellovong to separate church and state

DJ Marshmellovong really just wants to become a TRAP PRIEST so he can fulfill his dreams and kill his parents with GOD

the coup is successful since the majority of the population reject the old ways of bloodlust

also marshmelloving ffilmed himself having gay sex with Vonvong and used it as blackmail so yeah pretty much a bloodless coup

except for marshmellovongs parents who were "accidentally" mercilessly slaughtered


current statistics
Capital:
     Lwhekk

Government:
     Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate

Head of Government:
     Supreme Overlоrd Vongvong

Head of Church:
     Most High Priest DJ Marshmellovong

Leader of the Navy and Armies:
     Warmaster Marshmellovong

Currency:
     Blood

Alliances:
     Mandalorians
     The Empire

Population/Military/Transport Resources:
     2 Gods
     1 Supreme Overlоrd
     1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
     1,000,000 Priests
     9,999,999,998 Intendants (bureaucrats) -2
     10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
     2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
     22,000 Warriors
     49,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) 
     25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
     1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
     1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
     1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
     Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses

Territory:
     Planet Lewhekk

Current Projects:
     Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15
     Revelation of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 15
     Completion of of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 16

1238
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 26, 2016, 02:41:35 AM »
i guess i'll go to rakata prime because i totally have no idea wjat is there

(hey tristan is kirilia allowed to play now or no?)

i will be there on page 14 because this game is going really slow at this wee hour

i'll take 300 "battleship" aliens, 300,000 "starfighter" aliens, 100 subalterns, 100,000 priests, 2,000 deception sect members, 10,000 slaves, 1,000,000 Shapers, like 1,000 transports, and 5,000 warriors


current statistics
Capital:
     Lwhekk

Government:
     Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate

Head of Government:
     Supreme Overlоrd Vongvong

Head of Church:
     Most High Priest Vongvong

Leader of the Navy and Armies:
     Warmaster Marshmellovong

Currency:
     Blood

Alliances:
     Mandalorians
     The Empire

Population/Military/Transport Resources:
     2 Gods
     1 Supreme Overlоrd
     1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
     1,000,000 Priests
     10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
     10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
     2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
     22,000 Warriors
     49,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) 
     25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
     1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
     1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
     1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
     Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses

Territory:
     Planet Lewhekk

Current Projects:
     Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15
     Revelation of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 15
     Completion of of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 16

1239
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 26, 2016, 02:17:27 AM »
because the position of overlord has been vacant, yuuzhan holy texts dictate that the High Priest is to ascend to the throne, so Vongvong is named overlord

the fanaticism of Vongvong and his adherence to the Old Way™ stalls the advancement of the Yuuzhan Vong as a galactic media corporation

the gods are angry

a worrying fusion of church and state takes place becasue vongvong is now head of church and government

wow this has been a pretty serious post so far

uh

an aspiring DJ and high-ranking warrior named Marshmellovong becomes the new Warmaster, a position he despises because he just wants to produce TRAP, a genre he has invented

everyone has always told him he'll never make it as a hollywood superstar. they said "join the army " and he said "ok"

his parents hate him


current statistics
Capital:
     Lwhekk

Government:
     Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate

Head of Government:
     Supreme Overlоrd Vongvong

Head of Church:
     Most High Priest Vongvong

Leader of the Navy and Armies:
     Warmaster Marshmellovong

Currency:
     Blood

Alliances:
     Mandalorians
     The Empire

Population/Military/Transport Resources:
     2 Gods
     1 Supreme Overlоrd
     1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
     1,000,000 Priests
     10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
     10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
     2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
     22,000 Warriors
     49,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) 
     25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
     1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
     1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
     1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
     Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses

Territory:
     Planet Lewhekk

Current Projects:
     Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15
     Revelation of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 15
     Completion of of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 16

1240
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 26, 2016, 01:35:11 AM »
(i have no idea what that means lol)

(He wants to ascend to godhood so he can be with you.)
"yes my son"  says tamborvong, "i grant you life as a GOD in the TRAP REALM"

"presto"

there is a display of holy lights as a thousand chazarach slaves turn on the lights on their smartphones

"you are now my friend in god land"


unfortunately those 1 thousand slaves are culled because of their illegal usage of inorganic technology



current statistics
Capital:
     Lwhekk

Government:
     Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate

Head of Government:
     n/a

Head of Church:
     Most High Priest Vongvong

Leader of the Navy and Armies:
     n/a

Currency:
     Blood

Alliances:
     Mandalorians
     The Empire

Population/Military/Transport Resources:
     2 Gods
     1 Supreme Overlоrd
     1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
     1,000,000 Priests
     10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
     10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
     2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
     22,000 Warriors
     49,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) -1,000
     25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
     1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
     1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
     1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
     Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses

Territory:
     Planet Lewhekk

Current Projects:
     Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15
     Revelation of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 15
     Completion of of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 16

1241
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 26, 2016, 01:29:46 AM »
Kalus Jon arrives back on Mandalore, is broken-hearted to hear about his older brother Caadmon. Locks himself in his estate, demanding that Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong comes to visit him.
"um i died sorry" said the deceased god spirit of tamborvong

Jon demands theosis with the God Spirit of Tamborvong as compensation for his cruel existence.
(i have no idea what that means lol)

1242
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 26, 2016, 01:26:01 AM »
Kalus Jon arrives back on Mandalore, is broken-hearted to hear about his older brother Caadmon. Locks himself in his estate, demanding that Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong comes to visit him.
"um i died sorry" said the deceased god spirit of tamborvong

1243
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 26, 2016, 01:21:41 AM »
a statue of Tamborvong is created

+1 culture

btw the days of anger-driven war lust have ended because it is page 12

now the Yuuzhang Vong is a media-centered corporation

the road to becoming galactic superstars has begun

The Shapers have begun work on a secret program called "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE"

The nature of this project will be revealed on page 15

The project will complete on page 16


current statistics
Capital:
     Lwhekk

Government:
     Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate

Head of Government:
     n/a

Head of Church:
     Most High Priest Vongvong

Leader of the Navy and Armies:
     Tim Heidecker

Currency:
     Blood

Alliances:
     Mandalorians
     The Empire

Population/Military/Transport Resources:
     2 Gods
     1 Supreme Overlоrd
     1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
     1,000,000 Priests
     10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
     10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
     2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
     22,000 Warriors
     50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
     25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
     1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
     1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
     1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
     Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses

Territory:
     Planet Lewhekk

Current Projects:
     Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15
     Revelation of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 15
     Completion of of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 16

1244
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 26, 2016, 01:00:05 AM »
Tamborvong says "my work is not done yet" and becomes a trap GOD.

+1 god


current statistics
Capital:
     Lwhekk

Government:
     Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship

Head of Government:
     Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong The Trap God

Head of Church:
     Most High Priest Vongvong

Leader of the Navy and Armies:
     n/a

Currency:
     Blood

Alliances:
     Mandalorians
     The Empire

Population/Military/Transport Resources:
     2 Gods +1
     1 Supreme Overlоrd
     1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
     1,000,000 Priests
     10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
     10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
     2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
     22,000 Warriors
     50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
     25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
     1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
     1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
     1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
     Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses

Territory:
     Planet Lewhekk

Current Projects:
     Cultural Upheaval: Page 12
     Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15

1245
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 26, 2016, 12:53:28 AM »
Tamborvong unfortunately experiences a fatal death attack and dies a lame death before page 12 becasue thats when the turmoil ends and it wouldnt make sense for him to die afterward



current statistics
Capital:
     Lwhekk

Government:
     Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship

Head of Government:
     Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong deceased

Head of Church:
     Most High Priest Vongvong

Leader of the Navy and Armies:
     n/a

Currency:
     Blood

Alliances:
     Mandalorians
     The Empire

Population/Military/Transport Resources:
     1 God
     1 Supreme Overlоrd
     1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
     1,000,000 Priests
     10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
     10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
     2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
     22,000 Warriors
     50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
     25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
     1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
     1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
     1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
     Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses

Territory:
     Planet Lewhekk

Current Projects:
     Cultural Upheaval: Page 12
     Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15

1246
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 26, 2016, 12:44:28 AM »
An urgent message has been patched through to Darth Revan while on Tython. He is requested to return to Byss. Darth Malak is seen visibly upset at the news. Details to follow shortly.

Bastila is pregnant, isn't she?
NO!
But it does involve a child.
apparently the dark side makes you sterile so theyre adopting

Well done my friend... Alliance?
"thank you my friend" says tamborvong, "my death was hinted at before so unfortunately our time together will be short most likely but you will forever be a friend of the Vong"

"i accept"


current statistics
Capital:
     Lwhekk

Government:
     Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship

Head of Government:
     Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong

Head of Church:
     Most High Priest Vongvong

Leader of the Navy and Armies:
     n/a

Currency:
     Blood

Alliances:
     Mandalorians
     The Empire

Population/Military/Transport Resources:
     1 God
     1 Supreme Overlоrd
     1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
     1,000,000 Priests
     10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
     10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
     2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
     22,000 Warriors
     50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
     25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
     1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
     1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
     1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
     Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses

Territory:
     Planet Lewhekk

Current Projects:
     Cultural Upheaval: Page 12
     Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15

1247
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 26, 2016, 12:37:30 AM »
An urgent message has been patched through to Darth Revan while on Tython. He is requested to return to Byss. Darth Malak is seen visibly upset at the news. Details to follow shortly.

Bastila is pregnant, isn't she?
NO!
But it does involve a child.
apparently the dark side makes you sterile so theyre adopting

1248
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 26, 2016, 12:30:21 AM »
Warmaster Darth Nihilusvong accidentally eats himself
Spoiler
only real EU nerds will get this meme haha


current statistics
Capital:
     Lwhekk

Government:
     Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship

Head of Government:
     Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong

Head of Church:
     Most High Priest Vongvong

Leader of the Navy and Armies:
     Warmaster Darth Nihilusvong deceased

Currency:
     Blood

Alliances:
     Mandalorians

Population/Military/Transport Resources:
     1 God
     1 Supreme Overlоrd
     1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
     1,000,000 Priests
     10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
     10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
     2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
     22,000 Warriors
     50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
     25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
     1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
     1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
     1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
     Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses

Territory:
     Planet Lewhekk

Current Projects:
     Cultural Upheaval: Page 12
     Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15

1249
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 26, 2016, 12:26:17 AM »
"o ya i think my troops should be done baking now" says tamborvong

+like 2000 warriors or some shit


current statistics
Capital:
     Lwhekk

Government:
     Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship

Head of Government:
     Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong

Head of Church:
     Most High Priest Vongvong

Leader of the Navy and Armies:
     Warmaster Darth Nihilusvong

Currency:
     Blood

Alliances:
     Mandalorians

Population/Military/Transport Resources:
     1 God
     1 Supreme Overlоrd
     1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
     1,000,000 Priests
     10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
     10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
     2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
     22,000 Warriors +2000
     50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
     25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
     1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
     1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
     1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
     Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses

Territory:
     Planet Lewhekk

Current Projects:
     Cultural Upheaval: Page 12
     Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15

1250
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 26, 2016, 12:18:15 AM »
Kalus Jon arrives on Lywhekk and attempts to meet with Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong.
"hello" says Tamborvong, "i assume you came to see my green body"

"ally with me and together we can become the universes greates superstars"


current statistics
Capital:
     Lwhekk

Government:
     Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship

Head of Government:
     Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong

Head of Church:
     Most High Priest Vongvong

Leader of the Navy and Armies:
     Warmaster Darth Nihilusvong

Currency:
     Blood


Population/Military/Transport Resources:
     1 God
     1 Supreme Overlоrd
     1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
     1,000,000 Priests
     10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
     10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
     2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
     20,000 Warriors
     50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
     25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
     1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
     1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
     1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
     Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses

Territory:
     Planet Lewhekk

Current Projects:
     Cultural Upheaval: Page 12
     Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15

Jon urges the leader of Lywhekk to form an alliance with the Mandalorians, as their joined taste in music transcends any bond that their enemies could acquire.
"fug :-D" says Tamborvong, "we will be the greatest trap G O D S of all time. but first a couple more genocides and unfortunate civil wars and possibly my own death must occur before that because my civilization is in turmoil until page 12"

"i accept your alliance good sir"


current statistics
Capital:
     Lwhekk

Government:
     Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship

Head of Government:
     Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong

Head of Church:
     Most High Priest Vongvong

Leader of the Navy and Armies:
     Warmaster Darth Nihilusvong

Currency:
     Blood

Alliances:
     Mandalorians

Population/Military/Transport Resources:
     1 God
     1 Supreme Overlоrd
     1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
     1,000,000 Priests
     10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
     10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
     2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
     20,000 Warriors
     50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
     25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
     1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
     1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
     1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
     Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses

Territory:
     Planet Lewhekk

Current Projects:
     Cultural Upheaval: Page 12
     Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15

1251
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 26, 2016, 12:12:14 AM »
Kalus Jon arrives on Lywhekk and attempts to meet with Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong.
"hello" says Tamborvong, "i assume you came to see my green body"

"ally with me and together we can become the universes greates superstars"


current statistics
Capital:
     Lwhekk

Government:
     Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship

Head of Government:
     Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong

Head of Church:
     Most High Priest Vongvong

Leader of the Navy and Armies:
     Warmaster Darth Nihilusvong

Currency:
     Blood


Population/Military/Transport Resources:
     1 God
     1 Supreme Overlоrd
     1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
     1,000,000 Priests
     10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
     10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
     2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
     20,000 Warriors
     50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
     25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
     1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
     1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
     1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
     Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses

Territory:
     Planet Lewhekk

Current Projects:
     Cultural Upheaval: Page 12
     Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15

1252
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 26, 2016, 12:10:31 AM »
after a brief civil war, a new Warmaster gains power, Darth Nihilusvong

tamborvong approves

unfortunately 50,000 slave soldiers died
current statistics
Capital:
     Lwhekk

Government:
     Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship

Head of Government:
     Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong

Head of Church:
     Most High Priest Vongvong

Leader of the Navy and Armies:
     Warmaster Darth Nihilusvong

Currency:
     Blood


Population/Military/Transport Resources:
     1 God
     1 Supreme Overlоrd
     1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
     1,000,000 Priests
     10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
     10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
     2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
     20,000 Warriors
     50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) -50,000
     25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
     1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
     1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
     1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
     Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses

Territory:
     Planet Lewhekk

Current Projects:
     Cultural Upheaval: Page 12
     Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15

1253
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 26, 2016, 12:02:31 AM »
a power void still exists in the military

 tamborvong is also immensely scared and also stimulated by the news that darth revan has been exposed

he says "yum" and has orgasms

current statistics
Capital:
     Lwhekk

Government:
     Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship

Head of Government:
     Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong orgasming

Head of Church:
     Most High Priest Vongvong

Leader of the Navy and Armies:
     n/a

Currency:
     Blood


Population/Military/Transport Resources:
     1 God
     1 Supreme Overlоrd
     1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
     1,000,000 Priests
     10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
     10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
     2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
     20,000 Warriors
     100,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
     25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
     1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
     1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
     1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
     Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses

Territory:
     Planet Lewhekk

Current Projects:
     Cultural Upheaval: Page 12
     Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15

1254
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 25, 2016, 11:47:52 PM »
Warmaster Thrawnvong the Fearsome One commits suicide becasue he does not wish to be part of a culture thats primary purpose is not to engage in infinite warfare

there is now a power vacuum in the military

current statistics
Capital: Lwhekk

Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship

Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong

Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong

Leader of the Navy and Armies: Warmaster Thrawnvong the Fearsome One deceased

Currency: Blood


Population/Military/Transport Resources:
     1 God
     1 Supreme Overlоrd
     1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
     1,000,000 Priests
     10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
     10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
     2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
     20,000 Warriors
     100,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
     25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
     1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
     1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
     1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
     Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses

Territory:
     Planet Lewhekk

Current Projects:
Cultural Upheaval: Page 12
Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15

1255
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 25, 2016, 11:31:24 PM »
half of the woorker caste is genocided by the deception caste and the warrior caste becasue the workers revolted against the bourgeoisie

now the warrior caste is killing themselves because they believe the blood gods demand blood sacrifices

"blood for the blood gods" they chant as they maim their genitals and other body parts

Spoiler
Yuuzhan Vong


Capital
     Lwhekk

Government
     Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship

Head of Government
     Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong

Head of Church
     Most High Priest Vongvong

Leader of the Navy and Armies
     Warmaster Thrawnvong the Fearsome One

Currency
     Blood

Language(s)
     Yuuzhan Vong
     Another secret language is spoken by members of the Deception Sect

Population/Military/Transport Resources
     1 God
     1 Supreme Overlоrd
     1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
     1,000,000 Priests
     10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
     10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
     2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
     20,000 Warriors -8000
     100,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
     25,000,000,000 Workers -25,000,000,000
     1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
     1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
     1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
     Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses

Initial Territory
     Planet Lewhekk

Information and Culture
     The Yuuzhan Vong are fully dedicated to their Gods and basically worship pain. They love finding new ways to inflict pain upon themselves. They are the 1990s creation of the most edgy, evil antagonist imaginable. They hate all inorganic technology. All of their technology is purely biological; starships, weapons, gadgets, etc.
     Their culture and government is defined by a rigid caste system. The castes are as follows: Supreme Overlоrd, Shapers, Priests, Warriors, Intendants, and Workers.
     The Chazrach race is a race enslaved by the Yuuzhang Vong comprised of reptilian humanoids. They are used as slave soldiers and workers.
     The Deception Sect is a special forces Illuminati-type organization that specializes in covert operations, deception, and manipulation.
     The Shapers are responsible for developing organic technology through biological manipulation.
     The current Supreme Overlоrd, Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong, secretly wants to turn the Yuuzhang Vong into a super galactic media organization/peace cult comprised of pop stars, celebs, and trap producers.

1256
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 25, 2016, 11:26:33 PM »
"help me" said a vonger on the vong world

1257
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 25, 2016, 11:23:32 PM »
the vongers are  in distreess

1258
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 25, 2016, 11:21:13 PM »
um yeah im now making warriors i guess

1000 new warriors in 2 pages

1259
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 25, 2016, 11:15:19 PM »
Yun-Yuuzhan, God of the Vong, speaks divine truths to Overlord Tamborvong. Yun proclaims that the Vong are to become a media organization of galactic celebrities and popstars. This should be complete by page 12, but the Vong will not be able to attack until then becasue of social distress.

Spoiler
Yuuzhan Vong


Capital
     Lwhekk

Government
     Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship

Head of Government
     Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong

Head of Church
     Most High Priest Vongvong

Leader of the Navy and Armies
     Warmaster Thrawnvong the Fearsome One

Currency
     Blood

Language(s)
     Yuuzhan Vong
     Another secret language is spoken by members of the Deception Sect

Population/Military/Transport Resources
     1 God
     1 Supreme Overlоrd
     1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
     1,000,000 Priests
     10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
     10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
     2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
     28,000 Warriors
     100,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
     50,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
     1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
     1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
     1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
     Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses

Initial Territory
     Planet Lewhekk

Information and Culture
     The Yuuzhan Vong are fully dedicated to their Gods and basically worship pain. They love finding new ways to inflict pain upon themselves. They are the 1990s creation of the most edgy, evil antagonist imaginable. They hate all inorganic technology. All of their technology is purely biological; starships, weapons, gadgets, etc.
     Their culture and government is defined by a rigid caste system. The castes are as follows: Supreme Overlоrd, Shapers, Priests, Warriors, Intendants, and Workers.
     The Chazrach race is a race enslaved by the Yuuzhang Vong comprised of reptilian humanoids. They are used as slave soldiers and workers.
     The Deception Sect is a special forces Illuminati-type organization that specializes in covert operations, deception, and manipulation.
     The Shapers are responsible for developing organic technology through biological manipulation.
     The current Supreme Overlоrd, Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong, secretly wants to turn the Yuuzhang Vong into a super galactic media organization/peace cult comprised of pop stars, celebs, and trap producers.

1260
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars
« on: July 25, 2016, 11:07:41 PM »
Construction begins on Zonama Sekot. Should be complete on page 15.

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