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1231
« on: July 26, 2016, 06:52:20 PM »
100 "battleship" aliens, 20,000 Warriors, 1,000 Deception Sect members, and 500,000 transport vessels are sent to Naboo. Will arrive on page 21. current statistics Capital:
Zonama Sekot
Government:
Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate
Head of Government:
Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong the Once God
Head of Church:
Most High Priest Vongvong the Shamed Cripple
Leader of the Navy and Armies:
n/a
Currency:
Blood
Alliances:
Mandalorians
The Empire
Population/Military/Transport Resources:
2 Gods
1 Supreme Overlоrd
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
1,000,000 Priests
9,999,999,998 Intendants (bureaucrats)
10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
27,000 Warriors
59,000 Chazrach Slave Soldiers (grunts)
25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses
Territory:
Lwhekk
Zonama Sekot
Current Projects:
1,000 Subalterns: Page 21
5,000 Warriors: page 21
10,000 slave soldiers: page 21
1232
« on: July 26, 2016, 06:34:43 PM »
Construction of Zonama Sekot is complete. it actually has been done for a while now lol Zonama Sekot is a living, mobile planet it has no offensive capabilities just like any normal planet, however it can fly through space like any other ship Zonama Sekot is the new capital of the Yuuzhang Vong Empire current statistics Capital:
Zonama Sekot
Government:
Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate
Head of Government:
Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong the Once God
Head of Church:
Most High Priest Vongvong the Shamed Cripple
Leader of the Navy and Armies:
n/a
Currency:
Blood
Alliances:
Mandalorians
The Empire
Population/Military/Transport Resources:
2 Gods
1 Supreme Overlоrd
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
1,000,000 Priests
9,999,999,998 Intendants (bureaucrats)
10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
27,000 Warriors
59,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
25,000,000,000 Chazrach Worker Slaves (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
Flagship: Zonama Sekot
Territory:
Lwhekk
Zonama Sekot
Current Projects:
1,000 Subalterns: Page 21
5,000 Warriors: page 21
10,000 slaves: page 21
1233
« on: July 26, 2016, 05:17:07 PM »
o um I get troops now i think it's page 19 Uh +5,000 warriors and +10,000 slaves current statistics Capital:
Lwhekk
Government:
Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate
Head of Government:
Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong the Once God
Head of Church:
Most High Priest Vongvong the Shamed Cripple
Leader of the Navy and Armies:
n/a
Currency:
Blood
Alliances:
Mandalorians
The Empire
Population/Military/Transport Resources:
2 Gods
1 Supreme Overlоrd
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
1,000,000 Priests
9,999,999,998 Intendants (bureaucrats)
10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
27,000 Warriors +5,000
59,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) +10,000
25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses
Territory:
Planet Lewhekk
Current Projects:
1234
« on: July 26, 2016, 04:12:12 PM »
CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE is a success the secret will now be revealed believe it or not, the sole purpose of CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE was to create a method of cloning Wat Tamborvong through the use of midichlorians Wat Tamborvong descends from GODHOOD and now is alive once again and says, "my midichlorians are off the charts" "Vongvong you must step down" "no" says vongvong "wow um rude" says Tamborvong, "by the power of the GODS you will resign" Vongvong flees and commands Warmaster Marshmellovong to attack Tamborvong "Marshmellovong", he commands, "i am an evil alien and i want you to destroy the resurrected body of Tamborvong" "I will not do that thing", says Marshmellovong, "you are an very evil alien" Vongvong murders Marshemellovong PLOT TWIST Marshmellovong possessed the power of INFINITE BASS which exited Marshmellovong's lifeless body INFINITE BASS blinded Vongvong who screamed "oh no I'm blind and really gay now" Tamborvong took his rightful place as OVERLORD and took pity on Vongvong He proclaimed, "Vongvong you are a bad man but you can still be my holy priest" Vongvong returned to his position as HIGH PRIEST once again a power vacuum is created in the military without a WARMASTER to command it Marshmellowvong ascends to godhood as the first T R A P GOD -1 God +1 God current statistics Capital:
Lwhekk
Government:
Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate
Head of Government:
Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong the Once God
Head of Church:
Most High Priest Vongvong the Shamed Cripple
Leader of the Navy and Armies:
n/a
Currency:
Blood
Alliances:
Mandalorians
The Empire
Population/Military/Transport Resources:
2 Gods
1 Supreme Overlоrd
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
1,000,000 Priests
9,999,999,998 Intendants (bureaucrats)
10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
22,000 Warriors
49,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses
Territory:
Planet Lewhekk
Current Projects:
10,000 slaves: Page 19
5,000 Warriors: Page 19
1235
« on: July 26, 2016, 01:17:22 PM »
Expedition to Rakata Prime has been retconned because Solonoid still plans on joining the UN game
1236
« on: July 26, 2016, 01:15:09 PM »
10,000 new Chazrach slaves will be done on page 19 5,000 Warriors will be done on page 19 current statistics Capital:
Lwhekk
Government:
Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate
Head of Government:
Supreme Overlоrd Vongvong
Head of Church:
Most High Priest DJ Marshmellovong
Leader of the Navy and Armies:
Warmaster Marshmellovong
Currency:
Blood
Alliances:
Mandalorians
The Empire
Population/Military/Transport Resources:
2 Gods
1 Supreme Overlоrd
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
1,000,000 Priests
9,999,999,998 Intendants (bureaucrats) -2
10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
22,000 Warriors
49,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses
Territory:
Planet Lewhekk
Current Projects:
Completion of of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 18
10,000 slaves: Page 19
5,000 Warriors: Page 19
1237
« on: July 26, 2016, 12:22:03 PM »
hey are you still going to join the UN game or nah
1238
« on: July 26, 2016, 03:09:45 AM »
hey you knnow the rules im going on hiatus until TBA so yeah dont touch my shit
i call dibs on rakata if kirilia cant have it so i can pull more retarded shenanigans
1239
« on: July 26, 2016, 03:02:16 AM »
uh oh my Shapers fucked up so now "OPERATION WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE" has been pushed back to page 18 i guess so ya i guess im at rakata prime now uh yeah. fug. need tblocks's go ahead to do anything there. if not i'll just retcon that journey. i got first dibs so um yeah um also Zonama Sekot has been finished for a while now. so yeah i guess i'll use that when everyone gets back um yeah Vongvong is restless current statistics Capital:
Lwhekk
Government:
Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate
Head of Government:
Supreme Overlоrd Vongvong
Head of Church:
Most High Priest DJ Marshmellovong
Leader of the Navy and Armies:
Warmaster Marshmellovong
Currency:
Blood
Alliances:
Mandalorians
The Empire
Population/Military/Transport Resources:
2 Gods
1 Supreme Overlоrd
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
1,000,000 Priests
9,999,999,998 Intendants (bureaucrats) -2
10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
22,000 Warriors
49,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses
Territory:
Planet Lewhekk
Current Projects:
Completion of of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 18
1240
« on: July 26, 2016, 02:56:11 AM »
um ok fuck me i had no idea we had to set up our thing to 25 posts per page lol
1241
« on: July 26, 2016, 02:54:27 AM »
a coup is led by DJ Marshmellovong to separate church and state DJ Marshmellovong really just wants to become a TRAP PRIEST so he can fulfill his dreams and kill his parents with GOD the coup is successful since the majority of the population reject the old ways of bloodlust also marshmelloving ffilmed himself having gay sex with Vonvong and used it as blackmail so yeah pretty much a bloodless coup except for marshmellovongs parents who were "accidentally" mercilessly slaughtered current statistics Capital:
Lwhekk
Government:
Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate
Head of Government:
Supreme Overlоrd Vongvong
Head of Church:
Most High Priest DJ Marshmellovong
Leader of the Navy and Armies:
Warmaster Marshmellovong
Currency:
Blood
Alliances:
Mandalorians
The Empire
Population/Military/Transport Resources:
2 Gods
1 Supreme Overlоrd
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
1,000,000 Priests
9,999,999,998 Intendants (bureaucrats) -2
10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
22,000 Warriors
49,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses
Territory:
Planet Lewhekk
Current Projects:
Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15
Revelation of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 15
Completion of of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 16
1242
« on: July 26, 2016, 02:41:35 AM »
i guess i'll go to rakata prime because i totally have no idea wjat is there (hey tristan is kirilia allowed to play now or no?) i will be there on page 14 because this game is going really slow at this wee hour i'll take 300 "battleship" aliens, 300,000 "starfighter" aliens, 100 subalterns, 100,000 priests, 2,000 deception sect members, 10,000 slaves, 1,000,000 Shapers, like 1,000 transports, and 5,000 warriors current statistics Capital:
Lwhekk
Government:
Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate
Head of Government:
Supreme Overlоrd Vongvong
Head of Church:
Most High Priest Vongvong
Leader of the Navy and Armies:
Warmaster Marshmellovong
Currency:
Blood
Alliances:
Mandalorians
The Empire
Population/Military/Transport Resources:
2 Gods
1 Supreme Overlоrd
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
1,000,000 Priests
10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
22,000 Warriors
49,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses
Territory:
Planet Lewhekk
Current Projects:
Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15
Revelation of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 15
Completion of of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 16
1243
« on: July 26, 2016, 02:17:27 AM »
because the position of overlord has been vacant, yuuzhan holy texts dictate that the High Priest is to ascend to the throne, so Vongvong is named overlord the fanaticism of Vongvong and his adherence to the Old Way™ stalls the advancement of the Yuuzhan Vong as a galactic media corporation the gods are angry a worrying fusion of church and state takes place becasue vongvong is now head of church and government wow this has been a pretty serious post so far uh an aspiring DJ and high-ranking warrior named Marshmellovong becomes the new Warmaster, a position he despises because he just wants to produce TRAP, a genre he has invented everyone has always told him he'll never make it as a hollywood superstar. they said "join the army " and he said "ok" his parents hate him current statistics Capital:
Lwhekk
Government:
Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate
Head of Government:
Supreme Overlоrd Vongvong
Head of Church:
Most High Priest Vongvong
Leader of the Navy and Armies:
Warmaster Marshmellovong
Currency:
Blood
Alliances:
Mandalorians
The Empire
Population/Military/Transport Resources:
2 Gods
1 Supreme Overlоrd
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
1,000,000 Priests
10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
22,000 Warriors
49,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses
Territory:
Planet Lewhekk
Current Projects:
Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15
Revelation of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 15
Completion of of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 16
1244
« on: July 26, 2016, 01:35:11 AM »
(i have no idea what that means lol)
(He wants to ascend to godhood so he can be with you.)
"yes my son" says tamborvong, "i grant you life as a GOD in the TRAP REALM" "presto" there is a display of holy lights as a thousand chazarach slaves turn on the lights on their smartphones "you are now my friend in god land" unfortunately those 1 thousand slaves are culled because of their illegal usage of inorganic technology current statistics Capital:
Lwhekk
Government:
Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate
Head of Government:
n/a
Head of Church:
Most High Priest Vongvong
Leader of the Navy and Armies:
n/a
Currency:
Blood
Alliances:
Mandalorians
The Empire
Population/Military/Transport Resources:
2 Gods
1 Supreme Overlоrd
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
1,000,000 Priests
10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
22,000 Warriors
49,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) -1,000
25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses
Territory:
Planet Lewhekk
Current Projects:
Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15
Revelation of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 15
Completion of of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 16
1245
« on: July 26, 2016, 01:29:46 AM »
Kalus Jon arrives back on Mandalore, is broken-hearted to hear about his older brother Caadmon. Locks himself in his estate, demanding that Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong comes to visit him.
"um i died sorry" said the deceased god spirit of tamborvong
Jon demands theosis with the God Spirit of Tamborvong as compensation for his cruel existence.
(i have no idea what that means lol)
1246
« on: July 26, 2016, 01:26:01 AM »
Kalus Jon arrives back on Mandalore, is broken-hearted to hear about his older brother Caadmon. Locks himself in his estate, demanding that Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong comes to visit him.
"um i died sorry" said the deceased god spirit of tamborvong
1247
« on: July 26, 2016, 01:21:41 AM »
a statue of Tamborvong is created +1 culture btw the days of anger-driven war lust have ended because it is page 12 now the Yuuzhang Vong is a media-centered corporation the road to becoming galactic superstars has begun The Shapers have begun work on a secret program called "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE" The nature of this project will be revealed on page 15 The project will complete on page 16 current statistics Capital:
Lwhekk
Government:
Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate
Head of Government:
n/a
Head of Church:
Most High Priest Vongvong
Leader of the Navy and Armies:
Tim Heidecker
Currency:
Blood
Alliances:
Mandalorians
The Empire
Population/Military/Transport Resources:
2 Gods
1 Supreme Overlоrd
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
1,000,000 Priests
10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
22,000 Warriors
50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses
Territory:
Planet Lewhekk
Current Projects:
Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15
Revelation of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 15
Completion of of "CODENAME WAT TAMBORVONG CLONE": Page 16
1248
« on: July 26, 2016, 01:00:05 AM »
Tamborvong says "my work is not done yet" and becomes a trap GOD. +1 god current statistics Capital:
Lwhekk
Government:
Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship
Head of Government:
Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong The Trap God
Head of Church:
Most High Priest Vongvong
Leader of the Navy and Armies:
n/a
Currency:
Blood
Alliances:
Mandalorians
The Empire
Population/Military/Transport Resources:
2 Gods +1
1 Supreme Overlоrd
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
1,000,000 Priests
10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
22,000 Warriors
50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses
Territory:
Planet Lewhekk
Current Projects:
Cultural Upheaval: Page 12
Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15
1249
« on: July 26, 2016, 12:53:28 AM »
Tamborvong unfortunately experiences a fatal death attack and dies a lame death before page 12 becasue thats when the turmoil ends and it wouldnt make sense for him to die afterward current statistics Capital:
Lwhekk
Government:
Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship
Head of Government:
Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong deceased
Head of Church:
Most High Priest Vongvong
Leader of the Navy and Armies:
n/a
Currency:
Blood
Alliances:
Mandalorians
The Empire
Population/Military/Transport Resources:
1 God
1 Supreme Overlоrd
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
1,000,000 Priests
10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
22,000 Warriors
50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses
Territory:
Planet Lewhekk
Current Projects:
Cultural Upheaval: Page 12
Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15
1250
« on: July 26, 2016, 12:44:28 AM »
An urgent message has been patched through to Darth Revan while on Tython. He is requested to return to Byss. Darth Malak is seen visibly upset at the news. Details to follow shortly.
Bastila is pregnant, isn't she?
NO!
But it does involve a child.
apparently the dark side makes you sterile so theyre adopting
Well done my friend... Alliance?
"thank you my friend" says tamborvong, "my death was hinted at before so unfortunately our time together will be short most likely but you will forever be a friend of the Vong" "i accept" current statistics Capital:
Lwhekk
Government:
Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship
Head of Government:
Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong
Head of Church:
Most High Priest Vongvong
Leader of the Navy and Armies:
n/a
Currency:
Blood
Alliances:
Mandalorians
The Empire
Population/Military/Transport Resources:
1 God
1 Supreme Overlоrd
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
1,000,000 Priests
10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
22,000 Warriors
50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses
Territory:
Planet Lewhekk
Current Projects:
Cultural Upheaval: Page 12
Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15
1251
« on: July 26, 2016, 12:37:30 AM »
An urgent message has been patched through to Darth Revan while on Tython. He is requested to return to Byss. Darth Malak is seen visibly upset at the news. Details to follow shortly.
Bastila is pregnant, isn't she?
NO!
But it does involve a child.
apparently the dark side makes you sterile so theyre adopting
1252
« on: July 26, 2016, 12:30:21 AM »
Warmaster Darth Nihilusvong accidentally eats himself Spoiler only real EU nerds will get this meme haha current statistics Capital:
Lwhekk
Government:
Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship
Head of Government:
Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong
Head of Church:
Most High Priest Vongvong
Leader of the Navy and Armies:
Warmaster Darth Nihilusvong deceased
Currency:
Blood
Alliances:
Mandalorians
Population/Military/Transport Resources:
1 God
1 Supreme Overlоrd
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
1,000,000 Priests
10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
22,000 Warriors
50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses
Territory:
Planet Lewhekk
Current Projects:
Cultural Upheaval: Page 12
Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15
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« on: July 26, 2016, 12:26:17 AM »
"o ya i think my troops should be done baking now" says tamborvong +like 2000 warriors or some shit current statistics Capital:
Lwhekk
Government:
Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship
Head of Government:
Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong
Head of Church:
Most High Priest Vongvong
Leader of the Navy and Armies:
Warmaster Darth Nihilusvong
Currency:
Blood
Alliances:
Mandalorians
Population/Military/Transport Resources:
1 God
1 Supreme Overlоrd
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
1,000,000 Priests
10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
22,000 Warriors +2000
50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses
Territory:
Planet Lewhekk
Current Projects:
Cultural Upheaval: Page 12
Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15
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« on: July 26, 2016, 12:18:15 AM »
Kalus Jon arrives on Lywhekk and attempts to meet with Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong.
"hello" says Tamborvong, "i assume you came to see my green body"
"ally with me and together we can become the universes greates superstars"
current statistics Capital:
Lwhekk
Government:
Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship
Head of Government:
Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong
Head of Church:
Most High Priest Vongvong
Leader of the Navy and Armies:
Warmaster Darth Nihilusvong
Currency:
Blood
Population/Military/Transport Resources:
1 God
1 Supreme Overlоrd
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
1,000,000 Priests
10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
20,000 Warriors
50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses
Territory:
Planet Lewhekk
Current Projects:
Cultural Upheaval: Page 12
Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15
Jon urges the leader of Lywhekk to form an alliance with the Mandalorians, as their joined taste in music transcends any bond that their enemies could acquire.
"fug :-D" says Tamborvong, "we will be the greatest trap G O D S of all time. but first a couple more genocides and unfortunate civil wars and possibly my own death must occur before that because my civilization is in turmoil until page 12" "i accept your alliance good sir" current statistics Capital:
Lwhekk
Government:
Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship
Head of Government:
Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong
Head of Church:
Most High Priest Vongvong
Leader of the Navy and Armies:
Warmaster Darth Nihilusvong
Currency:
Blood
Alliances:
Mandalorians
Population/Military/Transport Resources:
1 God
1 Supreme Overlоrd
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
1,000,000 Priests
10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
20,000 Warriors
50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses
Territory:
Planet Lewhekk
Current Projects:
Cultural Upheaval: Page 12
Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15
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« on: July 26, 2016, 12:12:14 AM »
Kalus Jon arrives on Lywhekk and attempts to meet with Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong.
"hello" says Tamborvong, "i assume you came to see my green body" "ally with me and together we can become the universes greates superstars" current statistics Capital:
Lwhekk
Government:
Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship
Head of Government:
Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong
Head of Church:
Most High Priest Vongvong
Leader of the Navy and Armies:
Warmaster Darth Nihilusvong
Currency:
Blood
Population/Military/Transport Resources:
1 God
1 Supreme Overlоrd
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
1,000,000 Priests
10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
20,000 Warriors
50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses
Territory:
Planet Lewhekk
Current Projects:
Cultural Upheaval: Page 12
Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15
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« on: July 26, 2016, 12:10:31 AM »
after a brief civil war, a new Warmaster gains power, Darth Nihilusvong tamborvong approves unfortunately 50,000 slave soldiers died current statistics Capital:
Lwhekk
Government:
Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship
Head of Government:
Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong
Head of Church:
Most High Priest Vongvong
Leader of the Navy and Armies:
Warmaster Darth Nihilusvong
Currency:
Blood
Population/Military/Transport Resources:
1 God
1 Supreme Overlоrd
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
1,000,000 Priests
10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
20,000 Warriors
50,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) -50,000
25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses
Territory:
Planet Lewhekk
Current Projects:
Cultural Upheaval: Page 12
Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15
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« on: July 26, 2016, 12:02:31 AM »
a power void still exists in the military tamborvong is also immensely scared and also stimulated by the news that darth revan has been exposed he says "yum" and has orgasms current statistics Capital:
Lwhekk
Government:
Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship
Head of Government:
Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong orgasming
Head of Church:
Most High Priest Vongvong
Leader of the Navy and Armies:
n/a
Currency:
Blood
Population/Military/Transport Resources:
1 God
1 Supreme Overlоrd
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
1,000,000 Priests
10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
20,000 Warriors
100,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses
Territory:
Planet Lewhekk
Current Projects:
Cultural Upheaval: Page 12
Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15
1258
« on: July 25, 2016, 11:47:52 PM »
Warmaster Thrawnvong the Fearsome One commits suicide becasue he does not wish to be part of a culture thats primary purpose is not to engage in infinite warfare there is now a power vacuum in the military current statistics Capital: Lwhekk
Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship
Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong
Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong
Leader of the Navy and Armies: Warmaster Thrawnvong the Fearsome One deceased
Currency: Blood
Population/Military/Transport Resources:
1 God
1 Supreme Overlоrd
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists)
1,000,000 Priests
10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats)
10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing)
2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish)
20,000 Warriors
100,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts)
25,000,000,000 Workers (all workers are willing to fight in the name of their God, but they are untrained and would only be useful as a last defensive force on the home planet)
1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey
1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters)
1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships)
Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-Corpses
Territory:
Planet Lewhekk
Current Projects:
Cultural Upheaval: Page 12
Construction of Zonama Sekot: Page 15
1259
« on: July 25, 2016, 11:31:24 PM »
half of the woorker caste is genocided by the deception caste and the warrior caste becasue the workers revolted against the bourgeoisie now the warrior caste is killing themselves because they believe the blood gods demand blood sacrifices "blood for the blood gods" they chant as they maim their genitals and other body parts Spoiler Yuuzhan Vong Capital Lwhekk Government Theocratic Caste-Based Dictatorship Head of Government Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong Head of Church Most High Priest Vongvong Leader of the Navy and Armies Warmaster Thrawnvong the Fearsome One Currency Blood Language(s) Yuuzhan Vong Another secret language is spoken by members of the Deception Sect Population/Military/Transport Resources 1 God 1 Supreme Overlоrd 1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 10,000,000,000 Intendants (bureaucrats) 10,000 Deception Sect members (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 2,000 Subalterns (Lieutenant ish) 20,000 Warriors -8000 100,000 Chazrach Slaves (grunts) 25,000,000,000 Workers -25,000,000,000 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Big Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Starfighters) 1000 Even Bigger Aliens That Fly In Space and Kill Shit (Battleships) Flagship: Drifts-Among-Human-CorpsesInitial Territory Planet Lewhekk Information and Culture The Yuuzhan Vong are fully dedicated to their Gods and basically worship pain. They love finding new ways to inflict pain upon themselves. They are the 1990s creation of the most edgy, evil antagonist imaginable. They hate all inorganic technology. All of their technology is purely biological; starships, weapons, gadgets, etc. Their culture and government is defined by a rigid caste system. The castes are as follows: Supreme Overlоrd, Shapers, Priests, Warriors, Intendants, and Workers. The Chazrach race is a race enslaved by the Yuuzhang Vong comprised of reptilian humanoids. They are used as slave soldiers and workers. The Deception Sect is a special forces Illuminati-type organization that specializes in covert operations, deception, and manipulation. The Shapers are responsible for developing organic technology through biological manipulation. The current Supreme Overlоrd, Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong, secretly wants to turn the Yuuzhang Vong into a super galactic media organization/peace cult comprised of pop stars, celebs, and trap producers.
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« on: July 25, 2016, 11:26:33 PM »
"help me" said a vonger on the vong world
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