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The Flood / Re: I Found A French Press In A Cabinet.
« on: August 07, 2016, 11:44:15 AM »
I just put the coffee grounds in hot water and drink it
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The Flood / Re: I Found A French Press In A Cabinet.« on: August 07, 2016, 11:44:15 AM »
I just put the coffee grounds in hot water and drink it
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The Flood / Re: good way to earn some cash without actively trying to find a job?« on: August 07, 2016, 10:25:07 AM »Yeah bro.those are actually really great tips 1143
The Flood / Re: good way to earn some cash without actively trying to find a job?« on: August 07, 2016, 10:23:33 AM »Voice act onlinebro is that a thing cause i could totally do that 1144
The Flood / Re: "Mr Trump's gonna build that wall ta keep out the darkies and all..."« on: August 07, 2016, 10:22:09 AM »
hey guy we should start ARGUING about ARGUING
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The Flood / Re: "Mr Trump's gonna build that wall ta keep out the darkies and all..."« on: August 07, 2016, 10:21:37 AM »
haHA yeah MR REDDIT
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The Flood / Re: saw suicide squad while high« on: August 07, 2016, 10:19:37 AM »The movie didn't have much plot or development anyways, I think weed would've made the movie bettero it most definitely did 1147
The Flood / saw suicide squad while high 10/10« on: August 07, 2016, 10:12:08 AM »
i have absolutely no fucking idea what was going on in that movie
like not even a basic plot outline i couldnt even figure out how to make the seat recline in the theater i think i had a transcendental experience tho like one of life's hidden truths was revealed to me by the gods but i don't remember what it was harley quinn was pretty hot i guess wizard 1148
The Flood / Re: Do you guys have users you don't take seriously?« on: August 06, 2016, 05:44:58 PM »
i dont take myself seriously
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The Flood / Re: The UN Tried To Ban Hentai For Discrimination Against Women! (recent)« on: August 06, 2016, 05:42:19 PM »what the fuckIncorrectly throwing out fallacies doesn't make you correct.http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Fallacy_fallacy#Fallacy_fallacy_fallacy 1150
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: August 06, 2016, 05:34:35 PM »The Republic executed Order 69, detonating nukes at the core of every planet but Coruscant."oh" 1151
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: August 04, 2016, 08:22:20 PM »"how neat is that", says TamborvongTamborvong says "this game is dead but I'm pretending like it isn't lol"Darth Sicarius has morphed into a young Tom Cruise. "Hi." "That's pretty neat!" 1152
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: August 02, 2016, 09:32:36 PM »
Tamborvong says "this game is dead but I'm pretending like it isn't lol"
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The Flood / Re: Did someone say all too easy?« on: August 02, 2016, 12:47:49 PM »wow um rudelol um yes you most definitely are new, Mr. July 3, 2016.You must be new here.I have been summoned back with an update on my personal life, comrades. It seems my penis is doing well, perhaps even better than before. No circumcision required, just removal of a small skin tag. The foreskin can now be pulled down farther than before for increased pleasure, and I can even look like cut guys. It can also be cleaned much better now, and it's overall hygiene has been increased. 1154
The Flood / Re: oh my god« on: August 02, 2016, 01:49:28 AM »
i mean it is similar to visible bear i guess
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The Flood / Re: Did someone say all too easy?« on: August 02, 2016, 01:46:30 AM »lol um yes you most definitely are new, Mr. July 3, 2016.You must be new here.I have been summoned back with an update on my personal life, comrades. It seems my penis is doing well, perhaps even better than before. No circumcision required, just removal of a small skin tag. The foreskin can now be pulled down farther than before for increased pleasure, and I can even look like cut guys. It can also be cleaned much better now, and it's overall hygiene has been increased. 1156
The Flood / Re: youtube channels you enjoy« on: August 02, 2016, 12:54:11 AM »
Comedy/General Entertainment:
FrankJavCee h3h3 Rooster Teeth The One True Desticle andywilson92 Grand Channel Maddox Accursed Farms Music: NewRetroWave Aleksander Vinter xKito MrSuicideSheep Trap Nation Caravan Palace Lucien Hughes 1157
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: August 02, 2016, 12:45:41 AM »
um Tamborvong says "hello"
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The Flood / Re: do i be a good friend and support a friend or buy xbox live?« on: August 01, 2016, 11:22:09 AM »lmaoYEAH HAVEN'T YOU BEEN TO BROADWAY YOU UNCULTURED FUCKWhat kind of play costs $40ever been to Broadway? 1159
The Flood / Re: do i be a good friend and support a friend or buy xbox live?« on: August 01, 2016, 02:50:22 AM »What kind of play costs $40ever been to Broadway? 1160
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 31, 2016, 11:29:42 PM »
the Rakata have begun construction of one Infinity fleet. done page 40
Rakata Infinite Empire report Capital: Rakata Prime Government: Empire Head of Government: The Imprisoned One , a.k.a. Luis Advisor: Snoke Alliances: Yuuzhan Vong Chiss Ascendancy Mandalorians The Empire The Sith Military: 5 Infinity Fleets Infinity Fleet specifications 1,000 Battleships 50,000 Mass-produced Starfighters 5,000 Rakatan Dark Adepts 10,000 Rakatan Warriors 50,000 Guardian Droids 100,000 Enslaved Feral Kwi Rakatan Infinity Fleets are meant to be mass-produced and highly expendable. They are relatively weak compared to the fleets of most other factions. Non-Military Population: 100,000,000,000 Builders 200,000,000,000 Enslaved Kwi 1,000,000,000,000 General Rakatan Populataion Resources: The Star Forge Territory: Rakata Prime Locations of Fleets/Squadrons: 1st Infinity Fleet - Rakata Prime 2nd Infinity Fleet - Rakata Prime 3rd Infinity Fleet - Rakata Prime 4th Infinity Fleet - Rakata Prime 5th Infinity Fleet - Rakata Prime Current Projects: Infinity fleet: Page 40 1161
The Flood / Re: tomorrow i'll be starting my last year of high school« on: July 31, 2016, 11:25:35 PM »yeah our high schools started in september too here in michiganew who the fuck starts school at the beggining of august 1162
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 31, 2016, 09:20:40 PM »
+2 tamborvong clones
2 meat armadas complete Construction of 2 meat armadas begins. done page 41. Construction of 1 Dark Infiltration Corps begins. done page 40. Dark Cyborgs complete. added to their respective fleets 2 Chiss Standard Offensive Armadas complete. 2 Chiss Standard Defensive Armadas complete. Construction of 2 Chiss Standard Offensive Armadas begins. done page 41. Construction of 2 Chiss Standard Defensive Armadas begins. done page 41. CHISS MILITARY HANDBOOK UPDATED: Defensive Armadas may now ONLY defend territory. Offensive Armadas are still viable for both. (this is a nerf) Avatar updated to reflect the Deep Space Triumvirate. Yuuzhan Vong report Capital: Zonama Sekot Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong the Once God Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong the Shamed Cripple Leader of the Navy and Armies: Warmaster Boss Rugor Nass Currency: Gungan Skins Alliances: Mandalorians The Empire The Sith Chiss Ascendancy Rakata Infinite Empire Army: 2 Gods 1 Supreme Overlоrd 20 Wat Tamborvong clones +2 10,000 Deception Sect Agents (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 4,000 Subaltern Elites (Lieutenant ish) 62,000 Yuuzhan Warriors 89,000 Chazrach Slave Soldiers (grunts) 4,990,000 Mutated Gungan Warriors 10,000 Mutated Gungan War Beasts 50,000 Gungan Catapults 1,000 Gungan Bubble Shields Navy: 8 Meat Armadas +2 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Living Starfighters 10,000 Living Battleships 10 Glasser Dreadnoughts Flagship: Zonama Sekot Due to the varied troop numbers of the Yuuzhan Vong, not all troops can be consolidated into Armadas. For this reason, the number of Armadas displayed in the total include troops from the individual totals, not replacing them like in the Chiss totals. Meat Armada specifications 1 Wat Tamborvong clone 2 Glasser Dreadnoughts 1,000 Living Battleships 100,000 Living Starfighters 100 Subaltern Elites 5,000 Yuuzhan Warriors 15,000 Chazrach Slave Warriors 100,000 Mutated Gungan Warriors 100 Mutated Gungan War Beasts 1,000 Gungan Catapults 50 Gungan Bubble Shields 100 Troop Transports Dark Infiltration Corps specifications 1,000 Deception Sect Agents 100 Dark Cyborgs 5,000 Yuuzhan Warriors 2 Battleships 10,000 Living Starfighters 4 Transports Non-Military Population: 1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 9,999,979,998 Intendants (bureaucrats) 25,000,000,000 Chazrach Slaves 46,000,000,000 Gungan Slaves 2,000,000,000 Denonian Slaves Resources: The Star Forge 10,000,000,000,000 Kyber crystals Kylo Ren Snoke Territory: Lwhekk Zonama Sekot Rakata Prime Ilum Kalee Locations of Fleets/Squadrons: 1st Meat Armada - Lwhekk 2nd Meat Armada - Ilum 3rd Meat Armada - en route to Kalee 4th Meat Armada - Rakata Prime 5th Meat Armada - Rakata Prime 6th Meat Armada - Zonama Sekot 7th Meat Armada - Zonama Sekot 8th Meat Armada - Zonama Sekot Current Projects: 1 Dark Infiltration Corps: Page 40 2 Meat Armadas: Page 41 CODENAME PROJECT INFINITY details: Page 45. CODENAME PROJECT INFINITY completion: Page 50. Chiss Ascendancy report Capital: Csilla Government: Republican Oligarchy Confederacy with the Yuuzhan Vong Head of Government and Commander-in-Chief: House Nuruodo Currency: Chiss Credits Alliances: Yuuzhang Vong Mandalorians The Empire The Sith Army and Navy: 8 Chiss Standard Offensive Armadas +2 5 Chiss Standard Offensive Armadas +2 Flagship: The Blue Man Group, an Eclipse-class Dreadnought Chiss Standard Offensive Armada specifications 1 Eclipse-class Dreadnought 10 Chiss Super-class Star Destroyers 1,000 Chiss Imperator-class Star Destroyers 20,000 Clawcraft 100 Dark Cyborgs 8,000 Chiss Heavy Marines 20,000 Chiss Light Infantry 1,000 HS-8 Assault Tanks 400 Gunships 600 AT-HT "Crushers" 120 AT-CC Mobile Transport/Command Centers 50 ATOM Walkers Chiss Standard Defensive Armada specifications 20 Chiss Super-class Star Destroyers 1,000 Imperator-class Star Destroyers 30,000 Clawcraft 100 Dark Cyborgs 2,000 Chiss Heavy Marines 50,000 Chiss Light Infantry 1,000 YR-5 Kusha Heavy Artillery Vehicles 500 HS-8 Assault Tanks Defensive Armadas may ONLY be used for defending territory. They may NOT be a part of any invasion. (This is meant to be a slight nerf to the Chiss's military might) 100,000,000,000 General Population 1,000,000 Scientists 5,000,000 Engineers Territory: Csilla Kalee Rakata Prime Locations of Fleets/Squadrons: 1st Standard Offensive Armada - Csilla 2nd Standard Offensive Armada - Csilla 3rd Standard Offensive Armada - Kalee 4th Standard Offensive Armada - Rakata Prime 5th Standard Offensive Armada - Csilla 6th Standard Offensive Armada - Csilla 7th Standard Offensive Armada - Csilla 8th Standard Offensive Armada - Csilla 1st Standard Defensive Armada - Csilla 2nd Standard Defensive Armada - Rakata Prime 3rd Standard Defensive Armada - Rakata Prime 4th Standard Defensive Armada - Csilla 5th Standard Defensive Armada - Csilla Current Projects: 2 Standard Offensive Armadas: Page 41 2 Standard Defensive Armadas: Page 41 Project Devastation details: Page 45 Project Devastation completion: Page 50 1163
The Flood / Re: tomorrow i'll be starting my last year of high school« on: July 31, 2016, 08:59:55 PM »
ew who the fuck starts school at the beggining of august
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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 31, 2016, 02:08:36 PM »"bro cruisers are shit bro I can totes hook you up with some glassers", said Tamborvong. "also I'd still love to make you some clones ya feel"10,000 Allegiance-class battlecruisers - 100%The Sith Empire demands an Invincible-class Dreadnaught Heavy Cruiser as compensation for the death of Revan. "are you PICKING UP what I'm LAYING DOWN?" "ya feel me" 1165
The Flood / Re: Answer these 50+ questions« on: July 31, 2016, 02:04:00 PM »bro I know righto my god im going to have to change mine to include ambient halo mp noisesFor such a seemingly minor detail it makes a huge difference tbh 1166
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 30, 2016, 05:51:21 PM »The newly revamped Sith Order has turned out it's first trained Dark Jedi."mister sicarioous my boy would you like me to make you some clones of yourself so that you can LIVE FOREVER?", said Tamborvong, "just give me some of your DNA and my cloners will get right on it :-DD" 1167
The Flood / Re: My hotel has a mirror on the ceiling« on: July 30, 2016, 12:21:01 PM »
nice meme
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The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 30, 2016, 10:31:30 AM »
"boy o boy I'm sorry for your loss sicarious" says Tamborvong, "i currently believe revan to be dead because I have no idea the Jedi captured him on the bridge of his ship"
"He should've made clones", Tamborvong muttered under his breath +2 clones Yuuzhan Vong report Capital: Zonama Sekot Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong the Once God Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong the Shamed Cripple Leader of the Navy and Armies: Warmaster Boss Rugor Nass Currency: Gungan Skins Alliances: Mandalorians The Empire The Sith Army: 2 Gods 1 Supreme Overlоrd 16 Wat Tamborvong clones +2 10,000 Deception Sect Agents (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 4,000 Subaltern Elites (Lieutenant ish) 62,000 Yuuzhan Warriors 89,000 Chazrach Slave Soldiers (grunts) 4,990,000 Mutated Gungan Warriors 10,000 Mutated Gungan War Beasts 50,000 Gungan Catapults 1,000 Gungan Bubble Shields Navy: 6 Meat Armadas 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Living Starfighters 10,000 Living Battleships 10 Glasser Dreadnoughts Flagship: Zonama Sekot Due to the varied troop numbers of the Yuuzhan Vong, not all troops can be consolidated into Armadas. For this reason, the number of Armadas displayed in the total include troops from the individual totals, not replacing them like in the Chiss totals. Meat Armada specifications 1 Wat Tamborvong clone 2 Glasser Dreadnoughts 1,000 Living Battleships 100,000 Living Starfighters 100 Subaltern Elites 5,000 Yuuzhan Warriors 15,000 Chazrach Slave Warriors 100,000 Mutated Gungan Warriors 100 Mutated Gungan War Beasts 1,000 Gungan Catapults 50 Gungan Bubble Shields 100 Troop Transports Dark Infiltration Corps specifications 1,000 Deception Sect Agents 5,000 Yuuzhan Warriors 2 Battleships 10,000 Living Starfighters 4 Transports Non-Military Population: 1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 9,999,979,998 Intendants (bureaucrats) 25,000,000,000 Chazrach Slaves 46,000,000,000 Gungan Slaves 2,000,000,000 Denonian Slaves Resources: The Star Forge 10,000,000,000,000 Kyber crystals Territory: Lwhekk Zonama Sekot Rakata Prime Ilum Kalee Locations of Fleets/Squadrons: 1st Meat Armada - Lwhekk 2nd Meat Armada - Ilum 3rd Meat Armada - Zonama Sekot 4th Meat Armada - Rakata Prime 5th Meat Armada - Rakata Prime 6th Meat Armada - Kalee Current Projects: 2 Meat Armadas: Page 37 CODENAME PROJECT INFINITY details: Page 45. CODENAME PROJECT INFINITY completion: Page 50. 1169
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 29, 2016, 09:18:30 PM »After an extensive campaign to snort as much coke and fuck as many whores as possible, the Mandalorian Empire returns to the fold as if only a year had passed. Botajef's synthetic moon is available for purchase. Progress on other moons to follow.damb family says eat tamborvongthat is wa wizard develope 1170
The Flood / Re: UN Game Star Wars« on: July 29, 2016, 12:37:21 PM »Transportation of Snoke to Zonama Sekot complete.The Sith Empire questions why there are so many clones being made by the Vong. "lol fam you know that EU story in which palpatine creates a clone army of himself?", said Tamborvong, "well fam that got me thinking, if palpatine felt he needed to create clones just in case HE died, then I definitely need clones cause HE was the most powerful man in the universe according to what I read on Wookiepedia" "Plus this whole clone thing allows me to meme it up and kill myself off whenever I want lol" |