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1141
« on: August 07, 2016, 10:21:37 AM »
haHA yeah MR REDDIT
1142
« on: August 07, 2016, 10:19:37 AM »
The movie didn't have much plot or development anyways, I think weed would've made the movie better
o it most definitely did
1143
« on: August 07, 2016, 10:12:08 AM »
i have absolutely no fucking idea what was going on in that movie
like not even a basic plot outline
i couldnt even figure out how to make the seat recline in the theater
i think i had a transcendental experience tho
like one of life's hidden truths was revealed to me by the gods but i don't remember what it was
harley quinn was pretty hot i guess
wizard
1144
« on: August 06, 2016, 05:44:58 PM »
i dont take myself seriously
1146
« on: August 06, 2016, 05:34:35 PM »
The Republic executed Order 69, detonating nukes at the core of every planet but Coruscant.
Game over
"oh"
1147
« on: August 04, 2016, 08:22:20 PM »
Tamborvong says "this game is dead but I'm pretending like it isn't lol"
Darth Sicarius has morphed into a young Tom Cruise. "Hi."
"how neat is that", says Tamborvong "That's pretty neat!"
1148
« on: August 02, 2016, 09:32:36 PM »
Tamborvong says "this game is dead but I'm pretending like it isn't lol"
1149
« on: August 02, 2016, 12:47:49 PM »
I have been summoned back with an update on my personal life, comrades. It seems my penis is doing well, perhaps even better than before. No circumcision required, just removal of a small skin tag. The foreskin can now be pulled down farther than before for increased pleasure, and I can even look like cut guys. It can also be cleaned much better now, and it's overall hygiene has been increased.
Next, I have a full-time teaching interview this afternoon; although it is still a substitute position and different classes everyday. Meh...
Third, I met an amazing girl Saturday night. She is as nerdy as I am and literally likes most things that I do, and we really clicked. She is gorgeous and looks like Scarlet Johannsen mixed with Adele and Marilyn Monroe. She looks like a doll and we had instant chemistry. I'm glad we met each other, and I realized I don't want to just hook up. Only problem is she just got out of a four year relationship, so I don't want to seem too pushy with her. But she does want to see me again and watch the Force Awakens together on Wednesday. She is just as unlucky as I am. On our first date we went to a park with our coffees. It rained and we got soaked, she spilled hers, and by the end of the night my car battery had died.
"mixed with Adele"
So she's fat?
You must be new here.
Roman won't even look at someone if they're under 250 lbs.
not new just ijnactive
lol um yes you most definitely are new, Mr. July 3, 2016.
Shut up nigger faggot.
wow um rude
1150
« on: August 02, 2016, 01:49:28 AM »
i mean it is similar to visible bear i guess
1151
« on: August 02, 2016, 01:46:30 AM »
I have been summoned back with an update on my personal life, comrades. It seems my penis is doing well, perhaps even better than before. No circumcision required, just removal of a small skin tag. The foreskin can now be pulled down farther than before for increased pleasure, and I can even look like cut guys. It can also be cleaned much better now, and it's overall hygiene has been increased.
Next, I have a full-time teaching interview this afternoon; although it is still a substitute position and different classes everyday. Meh...
Third, I met an amazing girl Saturday night. She is as nerdy as I am and literally likes most things that I do, and we really clicked. She is gorgeous and looks like Scarlet Johannsen mixed with Adele and Marilyn Monroe. She looks like a doll and we had instant chemistry. I'm glad we met each other, and I realized I don't want to just hook up. Only problem is she just got out of a four year relationship, so I don't want to seem too pushy with her. But she does want to see me again and watch the Force Awakens together on Wednesday. She is just as unlucky as I am. On our first date we went to a park with our coffees. It rained and we got soaked, she spilled hers, and by the end of the night my car battery had died.
"mixed with Adele"
So she's fat?
You must be new here.
Roman won't even look at someone if they're under 250 lbs.
not new just ijnactive
lol um yes you most definitely are new, Mr. July 3, 2016.
1152
« on: August 02, 2016, 12:54:11 AM »
Comedy/General Entertainment:
FrankJavCee
h3h3
Rooster Teeth
The One True Desticle
andywilson92
Grand Channel
Maddox
Accursed Farms
Music:
NewRetroWave
Aleksander Vinter
xKito
MrSuicideSheep
Trap Nation
Caravan Palace
Lucien Hughes
1153
« on: August 02, 2016, 12:45:41 AM »
um Tamborvong says "hello"
1154
« on: August 01, 2016, 11:22:09 AM »
What kind of play costs $40
ever been to Broadway?
YEAH HAVEN'T YOU BEEN TO BROADWAY YOU UNCULTURED FUCK
lmao
1155
« on: August 01, 2016, 02:50:22 AM »
What kind of play costs $40
ever been to Broadway?
1156
« on: July 31, 2016, 11:29:42 PM »
the Rakata have begun construction of one Infinity fleet. done page 40 Rakata Infinite Empire report Capital: Rakata Prime Government: Empire Head of Government: The Imprisoned One , a.k.a. Luis Advisor: Snoke Alliances: Yuuzhan Vong Chiss Ascendancy Mandalorians The Empire The Sith Military: 5 Infinity Fleets Infinity Fleet specifications 1,000 Battleships
50,000 Mass-produced Starfighters
5,000 Rakatan Dark Adepts
10,000 Rakatan Warriors
50,000 Guardian Droids
100,000 Enslaved Feral Kwi
Rakatan Infinity Fleets are meant to be mass-produced and highly expendable. They are relatively weak compared to the fleets of most other factions.
100,000,000,000 Builders 200,000,000,000 Enslaved Kwi 1,000,000,000,000 General Rakatan Populataion Resources: The Star Forge Territory: Rakata Prime Locations of Fleets/Squadrons: 1st Infinity Fleet - Rakata Prime 2nd Infinity Fleet - Rakata Prime 3rd Infinity Fleet - Rakata Prime 4th Infinity Fleet - Rakata Prime 5th Infinity Fleet - Rakata Prime Current Projects: Infinity fleet: Page 40
1157
« on: July 31, 2016, 11:25:35 PM »
ew who the fuck starts school at the beggining of august
rude
The Souf
In the great state of New York, we started in September. While Georgia is a pretty good state itself, the people here are fucking dumb, and we start in August.
yeah our high schools started in september too here in michigan
1158
« on: July 31, 2016, 09:20:40 PM »
+2 tamborvong clones 2 meat armadas complete Construction of 2 meat armadas begins. done page 41. Construction of 1 Dark Infiltration Corps begins. done page 40. Dark Cyborgs complete. added to their respective fleets 2 Chiss Standard Offensive Armadas complete. 2 Chiss Standard Defensive Armadas complete. Construction of 2 Chiss Standard Offensive Armadas begins. done page 41. Construction of 2 Chiss Standard Defensive Armadas begins. done page 41. CHISS MILITARY HANDBOOK UPDATED: Defensive Armadas may now ONLY defend territory. Offensive Armadas are still viable for both. (this is a nerf) Avatar updated to reflect the Deep Space Triumvirate. Yuuzhan Vong report Capital: Zonama Sekot Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong the Once God Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong the Shamed Cripple Leader of the Navy and Armies: Warmaster Boss Rugor Nass Currency: Gungan Skins Alliances: Mandalorians The Empire The Sith Chiss Ascendancy Rakata Infinite Empire Army: 2 Gods 1 Supreme Overlоrd 20 Wat Tamborvong clones +2 10,000 Deception Sect Agents (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 4,000 Subaltern Elites (Lieutenant ish) 62,000 Yuuzhan Warriors 89,000 Chazrach Slave Soldiers (grunts) 4,990,000 Mutated Gungan Warriors 10,000 Mutated Gungan War Beasts 50,000 Gungan Catapults 1,000 Gungan Bubble Shields Navy: 8 Meat Armadas +2 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Living Starfighters 10,000 Living Battleships 10 Glasser Dreadnoughts Flagship: Zonama SekotDue to the varied troop numbers of the Yuuzhan Vong, not all troops can be consolidated into Armadas. For this reason, the number of Armadas displayed in the total include troops from the individual totals, not replacing them like in the Chiss totals.Meat Armada specifications 1 Wat Tamborvong clone
2 Glasser Dreadnoughts
1,000 Living Battleships
100,000 Living Starfighters
100 Subaltern Elites
5,000 Yuuzhan Warriors
15,000 Chazrach Slave Warriors
100,000 Mutated Gungan Warriors
100 Mutated Gungan War Beasts
1,000 Gungan Catapults
50 Gungan Bubble Shields
100 Troop Transports
Dark Infiltration Corps specifications 1,000 Deception Sect Agents
100 Dark Cyborgs
5,000 Yuuzhan Warriors
2 Battleships
10,000 Living Starfighters
4 Transports
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 9,999,979,998 Intendants (bureaucrats) 25,000,000,000 Chazrach Slaves 46,000,000,000 Gungan Slaves 2,000,000,000 Denonian Slaves Resources: The Star Forge 10,000,000,000,000 Kyber crystals Kylo Ren Snoke Territory: Lwhekk Zonama Sekot Rakata Prime Ilum Kalee Locations of Fleets/Squadrons: 1st Meat Armada - Lwhekk 2nd Meat Armada - Ilum 3rd Meat Armada - en route to Kalee 4th Meat Armada - Rakata Prime 5th Meat Armada - Rakata Prime 6th Meat Armada - Zonama Sekot 7th Meat Armada - Zonama Sekot 8th Meat Armada - Zonama Sekot Current Projects: 1 Dark Infiltration Corps: Page 40 2 Meat Armadas: Page 41 CODENAME PROJECT INFINITY details: Page 45. CODENAME PROJECT INFINITY completion: Page 50. Chiss Ascendancy report Capital: Csilla Government: Republican Oligarchy Confederacy with the Yuuzhan Vong Head of Government and Commander-in-Chief: House Nuruodo Currency: Chiss Credits Alliances: Yuuzhang Vong Mandalorians The Empire The Sith Army and Navy: 8 Chiss Standard Offensive Armadas +2 5 Chiss Standard Offensive Armadas +2 Flagship: The Blue Man Group, an Eclipse-class Dreadnought Chiss Standard Offensive Armada specifications 1 Eclipse-class Dreadnought
10 Chiss Super-class Star Destroyers
1,000 Chiss Imperator-class Star Destroyers
20,000 Clawcraft
100 Dark Cyborgs
8,000 Chiss Heavy Marines
20,000 Chiss Light Infantry
1,000 HS-8 Assault Tanks
400 Gunships
600 AT-HT "Crushers"
120 AT-CC Mobile Transport/Command Centers
50 ATOM Walkers
Chiss Standard Defensive Armada specifications 20 Chiss Super-class Star Destroyers
1,000 Imperator-class Star Destroyers
30,000 Clawcraft
100 Dark Cyborgs
2,000 Chiss Heavy Marines
50,000 Chiss Light Infantry
1,000 YR-5 Kusha Heavy Artillery Vehicles
500 HS-8 Assault Tanks
Defensive Armadas may ONLY be used for defending territory. They may NOT be a part of any invasion. (This is meant to be a slight nerf to the Chiss's military might)
100,000,000,000 General Population 1,000,000 Scientists 5,000,000 Engineers Territory: Csilla Kalee Rakata Prime Locations of Fleets/Squadrons: 1st Standard Offensive Armada - Csilla 2nd Standard Offensive Armada - Csilla 3rd Standard Offensive Armada - Kalee 4th Standard Offensive Armada - Rakata Prime 5th Standard Offensive Armada - Csilla 6th Standard Offensive Armada - Csilla 7th Standard Offensive Armada - Csilla 8th Standard Offensive Armada - Csilla 1st Standard Defensive Armada - Csilla 2nd Standard Defensive Armada - Rakata Prime 3rd Standard Defensive Armada - Rakata Prime 4th Standard Defensive Armada - Csilla 5th Standard Defensive Armada - Csilla Current Projects: 2 Standard Offensive Armadas: Page 41 2 Standard Defensive Armadas: Page 41 Project Devastation details: Page 45 Project Devastation completion: Page 50
1159
« on: July 31, 2016, 08:59:55 PM »
ew who the fuck starts school at the beggining of august
rude
1160
« on: July 31, 2016, 02:08:36 PM »
10,000 Allegiance-class battlecruisers - 100%
10 Invincible-class Dreadnaught Heavy Cruisers - 100%
600 LNR Series I Systemary Laser Batteries (Planetary Turbolasers) - All Over Hoth - 78%
Spoiler Spoiler Forces
4,040 Younglings
40,000 Padawans
90,000 Jedi Knights
20,000 Jedi Masters
690 Venator-class Star Destroyers
3,000 Bakura-class Star Destroyers
6,000 Enforcer-class picket cruisers
10,000 Allegiance-class battlecruisers
10 Invincible-class Dreadnaught Heavy Cruisers
13,000 X-Wings
100 MC80 Star Cruisers
10,000 Civilian Transport
200 LNR Series I Systemary Laser Batteries (Planetary Turbolasers) - All Over Endor
Territory: Endor System Chalcedon System Cerea System Bakura System Riffler System Bespin System Kaal System Bomis Koort System The Sith Empire demands an Invincible-class Dreadnaught Heavy Cruiser as compensation for the death of Revan.
"bro cruisers are shit bro I can totes hook you up with some glassers", said Tamborvong. "also I'd still love to make you some clones ya feel" "are you PICKING UP what I'm LAYING DOWN?" "ya feel me"
1161
« on: July 31, 2016, 02:04:00 PM »
o my god im going to have to change mine to include ambient halo mp noises
For such a seemingly minor detail it makes a huge difference tbh
bro I know right
1162
« on: July 30, 2016, 05:51:21 PM »
The newly revamped Sith Order has turned out it's first trained Dark Jedi.
5,000 Knights
2,000 Masters
This will continue every 5 pages.
"mister sicarioous my boy would you like me to make you some clones of yourself so that you can LIVE FOREVER?", said Tamborvong, "just give me some of your DNA and my cloners will get right on it :-DD"
1163
« on: July 30, 2016, 12:21:01 PM »
nice meme
1164
« on: July 30, 2016, 10:31:30 AM »
"boy o boy I'm sorry for your loss sicarious" says Tamborvong, "i currently believe revan to be dead because I have no idea the Jedi captured him on the bridge of his ship" "He should've made clones", Tamborvong muttered under his breath +2 clones Yuuzhan Vong report Capital: Zonama Sekot Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong the Once God Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong the Shamed Cripple Leader of the Navy and Armies: Warmaster Boss Rugor Nass Currency: Gungan Skins Alliances: Mandalorians The Empire The Sith Army: 2 Gods 1 Supreme Overlоrd 16 Wat Tamborvong clones +2 10,000 Deception Sect Agents (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 4,000 Subaltern Elites (Lieutenant ish) 62,000 Yuuzhan Warriors 89,000 Chazrach Slave Soldiers (grunts) 4,990,000 Mutated Gungan Warriors 10,000 Mutated Gungan War Beasts 50,000 Gungan Catapults 1,000 Gungan Bubble Shields Navy: 6 Meat Armadas 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Living Starfighters 10,000 Living Battleships 10 Glasser Dreadnoughts Flagship: Zonama Sekot Due to the varied troop numbers of the Yuuzhan Vong, not all troops can be consolidated into Armadas. For this reason, the number of Armadas displayed in the total include troops from the individual totals, not replacing them like in the Chiss totals. Meat Armada specifications 1 Wat Tamborvong clone
2 Glasser Dreadnoughts
1,000 Living Battleships
100,000 Living Starfighters
100 Subaltern Elites
5,000 Yuuzhan Warriors
15,000 Chazrach Slave Warriors
100,000 Mutated Gungan Warriors
100 Mutated Gungan War Beasts
1,000 Gungan Catapults
50 Gungan Bubble Shields
100 Troop Transports
Dark Infiltration Corps specifications 1,000 Deception Sect Agents
5,000 Yuuzhan Warriors
2 Battleships
10,000 Living Starfighters
4 Transports
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 9,999,979,998 Intendants (bureaucrats) 25,000,000,000 Chazrach Slaves 46,000,000,000 Gungan Slaves 2,000,000,000 Denonian Slaves Resources: The Star Forge 10,000,000,000,000 Kyber crystals Territory: Lwhekk Zonama Sekot Rakata Prime Ilum Kalee Locations of Fleets/Squadrons: 1st Meat Armada - Lwhekk 2nd Meat Armada - Ilum 3rd Meat Armada - Zonama Sekot 4th Meat Armada - Rakata Prime 5th Meat Armada - Rakata Prime 6th Meat Armada - Kalee Current Projects: 2 Meat Armadas: Page 37 CODENAME PROJECT INFINITY details: Page 45. CODENAME PROJECT INFINITY completion: Page 50.
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« on: July 29, 2016, 09:18:30 PM »
After an extensive campaign to snort as much coke and fuck as many whores as possible, the Mandalorian Empire returns to the fold as if only a year had passed. Botajef's synthetic moon is available for purchase. Progress on other moons to follow.
Phindar: 65% ~ 6.5-billion slaves, 40%/page
Botajef: 100%
Garos: 40% ~ 4-billion slaves, 20%/page
Taris: 40% ~ 4-billion slaves, 20%/page
Celanon: 35% ~ 6-billion slaves, 35%/page
Aquaris: 35% ~ 6-billion slaves, 35%/page
Botajef's slaves are moved to the Phindar system indefinitely.
5000 Magickenyans completed. 5000 more due on each subsequent page.
The Ecumene Convergence will meet in a page.
500-million Mandalorians added to population. 500-million more to be added by page 39.
300 Sith Mavericks added the Blood Guard of the Crown. 300 more due by page 39.
Statistics Updated Capital
-Kalusta, Planet Mandalore
Government Type
-Theocratic Oligarchal Monarchy
Head(s) of Government (by seniority), the "Ecumene of Kalusta"
-Isolated Holy King, Kalus Halsion
-Assumed Queen, Kalus Aa'nthya
-Damas Ad'moa, Heir of the Theoel
-Second Son Kalus Iynef, Captain of the Blood Guard of the Crown
Leader of Ground Forces
-Damas Ad'moa, Heir of the Theoel
Currency
-Natural Resources
-Military Support
-Halmad Prime
Language(s)
-Basic
-Mando'a (Ritual Language, Political-Class Exclusive)
Military/Transport Resources
-Entire population (4-billion) is obligated and prepared for military service in times of conquest or defense +500-million on page 39
-1,500,000 Aka'jor-class diplomatic shuttles
-1-billion Amphibious Interstellar Assault Transport carriers (civilian and militaristic applications exist)
-1.5-billion Cabur-class starfighters
-1000 Kyramud-type battleships
-3300 Mandalorian Sith Mavericks, members of the Blood Guard of the Crown, +300 on page 39
-34-billion slaves of varying ethnicity[/color]
-Virtually infinite supply of Halmad Prime
-5000 Magickenyans , +5000 every page
Territories
-Planet Mandalore
-Planet Phindar
-Planet Dothomir
-Anteevy
-Garos
-Taris
-Bandomeer
-Botajef
—Synthetic Moon Alpha
-G'wenee
-Halmad
-Wayland
-Null,
-Thustra
-Aquaris
-Celanon
Official Alliances
-Confederacy of Independent Systems, brokered by Holy King Kalus Halsion
-Sith Empire, brokered by The Assumed Queen Kalus Aa'nthya
-Yuuzhan Vong Empire, brokered by Dismissed Blood Kalus Jon (DECEASED)
damb family says eat tamborvongthat is wa wizard develope
1166
« on: July 29, 2016, 12:37:21 PM »
Transportation of Snoke to Zonama Sekot complete.
+2 Tamborvong clones
The Vong have made a deal with Snoke and Ren. Snoke and Ren may be given good living conditions on the condition that they begin training a new type of unit for the Chiss, the Dark Cyborgs. However, the Vong have required that all Dark Cyborgs be trained aboard Zonama Sekot and Snoke and Ren are forbidden to ever leave. This is because use of the Force has no effect on the Vong nor their creations, meaning rebellion by Snoke and Ren would be pointless.
Force-sensitive Chiss babies are now taken by the government and raised to be Dark Cyborgs from birth.
These Dark Cyborgs will possess a mastery of both the Dark Side of the Force and Chiss military tactics.
They will be augmented by Rakata technology to make them stronger and faster.
These Dark Spartans will wield both lightsabers and conventional blasters.
100 of these will be added to every Chiss Armada, as well as every Yuuzhan Vong Dark Infiltration Corps.
The batch of Dark Spartans that will take their places in their respective fleets will be complete on Page 37.
Yuuzhan Vong report Capital: Zonama Sekot Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong the Once God Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong the Shamed Cripple Leader of the Navy and Armies: Warmaster Boss Rugor Nass Currency: Gungan Skins Alliances: Mandalorians The Empire The Sith Chiss Ascendancy Rakata Infinite Empire Army: 2 Gods 1 Supreme Overlоrd 18 Wat Tamborvong clones +2 10,000 Deception Sect Agents (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 4,000 Subaltern Elites (Lieutenant ish) 62,000 Yuuzhan Warriors 89,000 Chazrach Slave Soldiers (grunts) 4,990,000 Mutated Gungan Warriors 10,000 Mutated Gungan War Beasts 50,000 Gungan Catapults 1,000 Gungan Bubble Shields Navy: 6 Meat Armadas (1 without Glassers) 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Living Starfighters 10,000 Living Battleships 10 Glasser Dreadnoughts Flagship: Zonama SekotDue to the varied troop numbers of the Yuuzhan Vong, not all troops can be consolidated into Armadas. For this reason, the number of Armadas displayed in the total include troops from the individual totals, not replacing them like in the Chiss totals.Meat Armada specifications 1 Wat Tamborvong clone
2 Glasser Dreadnoughts
1,000 Living Battleships
100,000 Living Starfighters
100 Subaltern Elites
5,000 Yuuzhan Warriors
15,000 Chazrach Slave Warriors
100,000 Mutated Gungan Warriors
100 Mutated Gungan War Beasts
1,000 Gungan Catapults
50 Gungan Bubble Shields
100 Troop Transports
Dark Infiltration Corps specifications 1,000 Deception Sect Agents
100 Dark Androids
5,000 Yuuzhan Warriors
2 Battleships
10,000 Living Starfighters
4 Transports
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 9,999,979,998 Intendants (bureaucrats) 25,000,000,000 Chazrach Slaves 46,000,000,000 Gungan Slaves 2,000,000,000 Denonian Slaves Resources: The Star Forge 10,000,000,000,000 Kyber crystals Kylo Ren Snoke Territory: Lwhekk Zonama Sekot Rakata Prime Ilum Kalee Locations of Fleets/Squadrons: 1st Meat Armada - Lwhekk 2nd Meat Armada - Ilum 3rd Meat Armada - en route to Kalee 4th Meat Armada - Rakata Prime 5th Meat Armada - Rakata Prime 6th Meat Armada - en route to Zonama Sekot Current Projects: 2 Meat Armadas: Page 37 Dark Cyborgs for each Chiss Armada: Page 37. CODENAME PROJECT INFINITY details: Page 45. CODENAME PROJECT INFINITY completion: Page 50. Chiss Ascendancy report Capital: Csilla Government: Republican Oligarchy Confederacy with the Yuuzhan Vong Head of Government and Commander-in-Chief: House Nuruodo Currency: Chiss Credits Alliances: Yuuzhang Vong Mandalorians The Empire The Sith Army and Navy: 6 Chiss Standard Offensive Armadas (2 need Dreadnoughts) 3 Chiss Standard Offensive Armadas Flagship: The Blue Man Group, an Eclipse-class Dreadnought Chiss Standard Offensive Armada specifications 1 Eclipse-class Dreadnought
10 Chiss Super-class Star Destroyers
1,000 Chiss Imperator-class Star Destroyers
20,000 Clawcraft
100 Dark Cyborgs
8,000 Chiss Heavy Marines
20,000 Chiss Light Infantry
1,000 HS-8 Assault Tanks
400 Gunships
600 AT-HT "Crushers"
120 AT-CC Mobile Transport/Command Centers
50 ATOM Walkers
Chiss Standard Defensive Armada specifications 20 Chiss Super-class Star Destroyers
1,000 Imperator-class Star Destroyers
30,000 Clawcraft
100 Dark Cyborgs
2,000 Chiss Heavy Marines
50,000 Chiss Light Infantry
1,000 YR-5 Kusha Heavy Artillery Vehicles
500 HS-8 Assault Tanks
100,000,000,000 General Population 1,000,000 Scientists 5,000,000 Engineers Territory: Csilla Kalee Rakata Prime Locations of Fleets/Squadrons: 1st Standard Offensive Armada - Csilla 2nd Standard Offensive Armada - Csilla 3rd Standard Offensive Armada - Kalee 4th Standard Offensive Armada - Rakata Prime 5th Standard Offensive Armada - Csilla 6th Standard Offensive Armada - Csilla 1st Standard Defensive Armada - Csilla 2nd Standard Defensive Armada - en route to Rakata Prime 3rd Standard Defensive Armada - en route to Rakata Prime Current Projects: 2 Dreadnoughts Commisioned: Page 34 2 Defensive Armadas to Rakata Prime: Page 34 2 Standard Offensive Armadas: Page 37 2 Standard Defensive Armadas: Page 37 Project Devastation details: Page 45 Project Devastation completion: Page 50 The Sith Empire questions why there are so many clones being made by the Vong.
"lol fam you know that EU story in which palpatine creates a clone army of himself?", said Tamborvong, "well fam that got me thinking, if palpatine felt he needed to create clones just in case HE died, then I definitely need clones cause HE was the most powerful man in the universe according to what I read on Wookiepedia" "Plus this whole clone thing allows me to meme it up and kill myself off whenever I want lol"
1167
« on: July 29, 2016, 03:04:20 AM »
Going to bed.
1168
« on: July 29, 2016, 12:50:51 AM »
Transportation of Snoke to Zonama Sekot complete. +2 Tamborvong clones The Vong have made a deal with Snoke and Ren. Snoke and Ren may be given good living conditions on the condition that they begin training a new type of unit for the Chiss, the Dark Cyborgs. However, the Vong have required that all Dark Cyborgs be trained aboard Zonama Sekot and Snoke and Ren are forbidden to ever leave. This is because use of the Force has no effect on the Vong nor their creations, meaning rebellion by Snoke and Ren would be pointless. Force-sensitive Chiss babies are now taken by the government and raised to be Dark Cyborgs from birth. These Dark Cyborgs will possess a mastery of both the Dark Side of the Force and Chiss military tactics. They will be augmented by Rakata technology to make them stronger and faster. These Dark Spartans will wield both lightsabers and conventional blasters. 100 of these will be added to every Chiss Armada, as well as every Yuuzhan Vong Dark Infiltration Corps. The batch of Dark Spartans that will take their places in their respective fleets will be complete on Page 37. Yuuzhan Vong report Capital: Zonama Sekot Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong the Once God Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong the Shamed Cripple Leader of the Navy and Armies: Warmaster Boss Rugor Nass Currency: Gungan Skins Alliances: Mandalorians The Empire The Sith Chiss Ascendancy Rakata Infinite Empire Army: 2 Gods 1 Supreme Overlоrd 18 Wat Tamborvong clones +2 10,000 Deception Sect Agents (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 4,000 Subaltern Elites (Lieutenant ish) 62,000 Yuuzhan Warriors 89,000 Chazrach Slave Soldiers (grunts) 4,990,000 Mutated Gungan Warriors 10,000 Mutated Gungan War Beasts 50,000 Gungan Catapults 1,000 Gungan Bubble Shields Navy: 6 Meat Armadas (1 without Glassers) 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Living Starfighters 10,000 Living Battleships 10 Glasser Dreadnoughts Flagship: Zonama SekotDue to the varied troop numbers of the Yuuzhan Vong, not all troops can be consolidated into Armadas. For this reason, the number of Armadas displayed in the total include troops from the individual totals, not replacing them like in the Chiss totals.Meat Armada specifications 1 Wat Tamborvong clone
2 Glasser Dreadnoughts
1,000 Living Battleships
100,000 Living Starfighters
100 Subaltern Elites
5,000 Yuuzhan Warriors
15,000 Chazrach Slave Warriors
100,000 Mutated Gungan Warriors
100 Mutated Gungan War Beasts
1,000 Gungan Catapults
50 Gungan Bubble Shields
100 Troop Transports
Dark Infiltration Corps specifications 1,000 Deception Sect Agents
100 Dark Androids
5,000 Yuuzhan Warriors
2 Battleships
10,000 Living Starfighters
4 Transports
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 9,999,979,998 Intendants (bureaucrats) 25,000,000,000 Chazrach Slaves 46,000,000,000 Gungan Slaves 2,000,000,000 Denonian Slaves Resources: The Star Forge 10,000,000,000,000 Kyber crystals Kylo Ren Snoke Territory: Lwhekk Zonama Sekot Rakata Prime Ilum Kalee Locations of Fleets/Squadrons: 1st Meat Armada - Lwhekk 2nd Meat Armada - Ilum 3rd Meat Armada - en route to Kalee 4th Meat Armada - Rakata Prime 5th Meat Armada - Rakata Prime 6th Meat Armada - en route to Zonama Sekot Current Projects: 2 Meat Armadas: Page 37 Dark Cyborgs for each Chiss Armada: Page 37. CODENAME PROJECT INFINITY details: Page 45. CODENAME PROJECT INFINITY completion: Page 50. Chiss Ascendancy report Capital: Csilla Government: Republican Oligarchy Confederacy with the Yuuzhan Vong Head of Government and Commander-in-Chief: House Nuruodo Currency: Chiss Credits Alliances: Yuuzhang Vong Mandalorians The Empire The Sith Army and Navy: 6 Chiss Standard Offensive Armadas (2 need Dreadnoughts) 3 Chiss Standard Offensive Armadas Flagship: The Blue Man Group, an Eclipse-class Dreadnought Chiss Standard Offensive Armada specifications 1 Eclipse-class Dreadnought
10 Chiss Super-class Star Destroyers
1,000 Chiss Imperator-class Star Destroyers
20,000 Clawcraft
100 Dark Cyborgs
8,000 Chiss Heavy Marines
20,000 Chiss Light Infantry
1,000 HS-8 Assault Tanks
400 Gunships
600 AT-HT "Crushers"
120 AT-CC Mobile Transport/Command Centers
50 ATOM Walkers
Chiss Standard Defensive Armada specifications 20 Chiss Super-class Star Destroyers
1,000 Imperator-class Star Destroyers
30,000 Clawcraft
100 Dark Cyborgs
2,000 Chiss Heavy Marines
50,000 Chiss Light Infantry
1,000 YR-5 Kusha Heavy Artillery Vehicles
500 HS-8 Assault Tanks
100,000,000,000 General Population 1,000,000 Scientists 5,000,000 Engineers Territory: Csilla Kalee Rakata Prime Locations of Fleets/Squadrons: 1st Standard Offensive Armada - Csilla 2nd Standard Offensive Armada - Csilla 3rd Standard Offensive Armada - Kalee 4th Standard Offensive Armada - Rakata Prime 5th Standard Offensive Armada - Csilla 6th Standard Offensive Armada - Csilla 1st Standard Defensive Armada - Csilla 2nd Standard Defensive Armada - en route to Rakata Prime 3rd Standard Defensive Armada - en route to Rakata Prime Current Projects: 2 Dreadnoughts Commisioned: Page 34 2 Defensive Armadas to Rakata Prime: Page 34 2 Standard Offensive Armadas: Page 37 2 Standard Defensive Armadas: Page 37 Project Devastation details: Page 45 Project Devastation completion: Page 50
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« on: July 29, 2016, 12:08:58 AM »
THE RAKATA INFINITE EMPIRE HAS JOINED THE GAMEThe confederacy between the Yuuzhan Vong and the Chiss Ascendancy has now added the Rakatan Infinite Empire. These three factions have rebranded themselves as the Deep Space Triumvirate. Rakata Infinite Empire report Capital: Rakata Prime Government: Empire Head of Government: The Imprisoned One , a.k.a. Luis Advisor: Snoke Alliances: Yuuzhan Vong Chiss Ascendancy Mandalorians The Empire The Sith Military: 6 Infinity Fleets Infinity Fleet specifications 1,000 Battleships
50,000 Mass-produced Starfighters
5,000 Rakatan Dark Adepts
10,000 Rakatan Warriors
50,000 Guardian Droids
100,000 Enslaved Feral Kwi
Rakatan Infinity Fleets are meant to be mass-produced and highly expendable. They are relatively weak compared to the fleets of most other factions.
100,000,000,000 Builders 200,000,000,000 Enslaved Kwi 1,000,000,000,000 General Rakatan Populataion Resources: The Star Forge Territory: Rakata Prime Locations of Fleets/Squadrons: 1st Infinity Fleet - Rakata Prime 2nd Infinity Fleet - Rakata Prime 3rd Infinity Fleet - Rakata Prime 4th Infinity Fleet - Rakata Prime 5th Infinity Fleet - Rakata Prime Current Projects: n/a
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« on: July 28, 2016, 11:57:15 PM »
After multiple pages of extra searching due to preoccupations with the First Order and other events, the Yuuzhan Vong have finally made contact with a hidden, ancient civilization on Rakata Prime. Wat Tamborvong first made contact by an imprisoned Rakatan mind named The Imprisoned One. "hi i can make you not a prisoner anymore and give you a new body and then we can be allies," says Wat Tamborvong to The Imprisoned One "deal lol," said the Imprisoned One. "lol cool" said Tamborvong. "fug :-D" said The Imprisoned One. "I'm just gonna call u 'Luis' cause thats easier to type than 'The Imprisoned One'" said Tamborvong. "cool lol" said Luis. Wat Tamborvong had finally found a kindred spirit in a galaxy of normies. "by the by ive been hiding an empire here for many moons" said Luis Yuuzhan Vong report Capital: Zonama Sekot Government: Theocratic Caste-Based Media Syndicate Head of Government: Supreme Overlоrd Foreman Emir Wat Tamborvong the Once God Head of Church: Most High Priest Vongvong the Shamed Cripple Leader of the Navy and Armies: Warmaster Boss Rugor Nass Currency: Gungan Skins Alliances: Mandalorians The Empire The Sith Chiss Ascendancy Rakata Infinite EmpireArmy: 2 Gods 1 Supreme Overlоrd 16 Wat Tamborvong clones 10,000 Deception Sect Agents (Basically a highly religious illuminati/CIA type thing) 4,000 Subaltern Elites (Lieutenant ish) 62,000 Yuuzhan Warriors 89,000 Chazrach Slave Soldiers (grunts) 4,990,000 Mutated Gungan Warriors 10,000 Mutated Gungan War Beasts 50,000 Gungan Catapults 1,000 Gungan Bubble Shields Navy: 6 Meat Armadas (1 without Glassers) 1,000,000 Organic Interplanetary Transport Vessels of the Great Journey 1,000,000 Living Starfighters 10,000 Living Battleships 10 Glasser Dreadnoughts Flagship: Zonama SekotDue to the varied troop numbers of the Yuuzhan Vong, not all troops can be consolidated into Armadas. For this reason, the number of Armadas displayed in the total include troops from the individual totals, not replacing them like in the Chiss totals.Meat Armada specifications 1 Wat Tamborvong clone
2 Glasser Dreadnoughts
1,000 Living Battleships
100,000 Living Starfighters
100 Subaltern Elites
5,000 Yuuzhan Warriors
15,000 Chazrach Slave Warriors
100,000 Mutated Gungan Warriors
100 Mutated Gungan War Beasts
1,000 Gungan Catapults
50 Gungan Bubble Shields
100 Troop Transports
Dark Infiltration Corps specifications 1,000 Deception Sect Agents
5,000 Yuuzhan Warriors
2 Battleships
10,000 Living Starfighters
4 Transports
1,000,000,000 Shapers (scientists) 1,000,000 Priests 9,999,979,998 Intendants (bureaucrats) 25,000,000,000 Chazrach Slaves 46,000,000,000 Gungan Slaves 2,000,000,000 Denonian Slaves Resources: The Star Forge 10,000,000,000,000 Kyber crystals Kylo Ren Snoke Territory: Lwhekk Zonama Sekot Rakata Prime Ilum Kalee Locations of Fleets/Squadrons: 1st Meat Armada - Lwhekk 2nd Meat Armada - Ilum 3rd Meat Armada - en route to Kalee 4th Meat Armada - Rakata Prime 5th Meat Armada - Rakata Prime 6th Meat Armada - en route to Zonama Sekot Current Projects: 6th Meat Armada arrives in Zonama Sekot with Snoke: Page 34 3rd Meat Armada arrives in Kalee: Page 34 2 Meat Armadas: Page 37 CODENAME PROJECT INFINITY details: Page 45. CODENAME PROJECT INFINITY completion: Page 50.
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