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The Flood / one time i was at a club and i scared a girl away
« Last post by rC on October 14, 2019, 11:57:20 AM »
she complimented my vape (YES girls LOVE my vape get over it) and i said im quite the vapist and she looked at me with pure disgust and walked away. i have never been more proud
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The Flood / Re: I bought a 24 pack of wet cat food and my cat doesn't like it
« Last post by CMD.exe on October 14, 2019, 10:00:49 AM »
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The Flood / Re: El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie
« Last post by Carmen on October 14, 2019, 09:07:51 AM »
if stevia queen isn't in it I'm not watching it
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The Flood / Re: Joker movie (2019) - - - no mass shootings yet
« Last post by Mmmmm Napalm on October 14, 2019, 09:05:38 AM »
So over the past couple of weeks I watched Taxi Driver and The King of Comedy. Both were excellent films.
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The Flood / Re: I bought a 24 pack of wet cat food and my cat doesn't like it
« Last post by Ingy on October 14, 2019, 12:00:18 AM »
feed it to your boy slave

Step 1: Get a boy slave
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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« Last post by Ian on October 13, 2019, 11:07:38 PM »
correct, as halo is one of the dullest franchises in the history of FPS franchises. Seriously each episode following the space marine and his pals from the UNSC as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the slow gameplay, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of mechanics, all to make movement molasses, to make bullets seem magnetic.

Perhaps the die was cast when Bungie vetoed the idea of Apple funding the series; they made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for directx. The Halo series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Perfect Dark series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to with 343i.

>a-at least the single player was good though
"No!"
The level design is dreadful; the single player was terrible. As I played, I noticed that every time I went for a walk, the designer instead put an un-involved corridor in my path.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time a corridor was encountered. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Bungie's mind is so governed by cliches and flat topography that they have no other style of gameplay. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Halo by the same Jason West. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are playing Halo at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to play Call of Duty." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you play "Halo” you are, in fact, trained to play Call of Duty.
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The Flood / Re: Official powerlist
« Last post by Solonoid on October 13, 2019, 10:50:08 PM »
i'm at least above solonoid
I feel like he has the edge 'cause the guy's almost a psychopath
sure but I'm pretty happy these days
Yeah I know, but people change in fights y'know?
Yeah I suppose so
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The Flood / Re: Official powerlist
« Last post by Desty on October 13, 2019, 10:48:27 PM »
i'm at least above solonoid
I feel like he has the edge 'cause the guy's almost a psychopath
sure but I'm pretty happy these days
Yeah I know, but people change in fights y'know?
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Septagon / Re: I want
« Last post by nͫiͤcͫeͤ on October 13, 2019, 10:12:17 PM »
still no big spaghetti
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The Flood / Re: I bought a 24 pack of wet cat food and my cat doesn't like it
« Last post by nͫiͤcͫeͤ on October 13, 2019, 10:11:45 PM »
feed it to your boy slave
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