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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: Today at 01:51:11 AM »


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The Flood / Re: Ribeye cooking issue
« on: January 14, 2018, 07:44:44 PM »
Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
Dude I've eaten steak at one of the most expensive steak houses in London and it was meh
And how did you order it?
Well done I think he said is how he eats steak [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
why would you eat steak any other way
are you retarded
no, because i realize that you have to cook raw food before you eat it
so yes
you know what's appetizing

a thick slab of what looks like your mother's vagina on her period

mmmmmmmmmmmm
Medium rare is ideal and it's nothing like that
medium rare is for disgusting degenerates and my description was spot-on
No it's for people who understand how meat is supposed to be cooked, and are aware of what good flavour is.
so not you
My sentiment is echoed by the #1 authority on grilling steaks
YouTube



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The Flood / Re: Ribeye cooking issue
« on: January 14, 2018, 07:41:34 PM »
Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
Dude I've eaten steak at one of the most expensive steak houses in London and it was meh
And how did you order it?
Well done I think he said is how he eats steak [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
why would you eat steak any other way
are you retarded
no, because i realize that you have to cook raw food before you eat it
so yes
you know what's appetizing

a thick slab of what looks like your mother's vagina on her period

mmmmmmmmmmmm
Medium rare is ideal and it's nothing like that
medium rare is for disgusting degenerates and my description was spot-on
No it's for people who understand how meat is supposed to be cooked, and are aware of what good flavour is.

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The Flood / Re: Ribeye cooking issue
« on: January 14, 2018, 07:31:51 PM »
Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
Dude I've eaten steak at one of the most expensive steak houses in London and it was meh
And how did you order it?
Well done I think he said is how he eats steak [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
why would you eat steak any other way
are you retarded
no, because i realize that you have to cook raw food before you eat it
so yes
you know what's appetizing

a thick slab of what looks like your mother's vagina on her period

mmmmmmmmmmmm
Medium rare is ideal and it's nothing like that

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The Flood / Re: Ribeye cooking issue
« on: January 14, 2018, 07:19:20 PM »
Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
Dude I've eaten steak at one of the most expensive steak houses in London and it was meh
And how did you order it?
Well done I think he said is how he eats steak [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
why would you eat steak any other way
are you retarded
no, because i realize that you have to cook raw food before you eat it
so yes

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The Flood / Re: Ribeye cooking issue
« on: January 14, 2018, 07:16:48 PM »
Steak is shit, there's nothing appealing about a chewy tasteless slab of meat unless you're primal of course
You've never had a decent steak in your life, it really shows.
Dude I've eaten steak at one of the most expensive steak houses in London and it was meh
And how did you order it?
Well done I think he said is how he eats steak πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
why would you eat steak any other way

are you retarded

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The Flood / Re: >his favorite animal isn't the jellyfish
« on: January 07, 2018, 02:27:31 AM »
I like bearded dragons

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 06, 2018, 06:31:09 PM »


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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 06, 2018, 01:51:10 AM »


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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 06, 2018, 01:49:54 AM »


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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: January 05, 2018, 03:24:13 PM »
OH NO NO NO NO





Spoiler
I actually want to see the non-lego version of that Stormtrooper, looks like he might be cool looking.

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: January 05, 2018, 03:22:48 PM »
so, i just got back from TLJ

this was very very good, guys

i think this is probably my new favorite star wars movie

time to read 10 pages worth of your pitiful opinions about it
I've been hearing the opposite. Nobody thought it was good from friends and family.
that's because all your friends and family are fucking idiots
i'm a bit late but i only just saw this post and it made me chuckle
If that made you chuckle you must be an SJW at it's finest.

Please leave the site.

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: January 04, 2018, 11:10:39 PM »


Omi was a Force-sensitive female dianoga which lived inside garbage masher 3263827 aboard the Death Star.

Sometime before the Battle of Yavin, Omi got into an altercation with Iduna, a male member of her species, who had wanted to exchange eggs. Because of her Force-sensitivity she was able to defeat Iduna

Sometime later, she was captured on her homeworld by the native Vodran, who handed Omi to Imperials en route to the Death Star. While en route to the DS-1 Orbital Battle Station, she received a vision of fiery destruction and was able to escape her containment. She attempted to flee the vessel by making use of her species' natural ability to camouflage, but was discovered by two Imperial stormtroopers. Although she was able to dispatch the two stormtroopers, by surrendering herself to the power of what she could only describe as "It", she realised that there was nowhere to go, and retreated back into her containment, until finally arriving to the Death Star.

Once aboard, Omi once again received a vision of fire, and was dumped into a garbage chute, introducing her to garbage masher 3263827, where she would feed on the organic materials that would fall in. After rescuing Princess Leia Organa aboard the Death Star, Han Solo, Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker were temporarily stranded[5] inside garbage masher 3263827, along with the Princess in the year 0 BBY. Enacting the belief of her people, Omi pulled Skywalker into the water, "baptizing" him, after she felt that he too was in "submission to It", and letting him go shortly thereafter. As the compression cycle was about to start, the dianoga disappeared deep underwater When Luke Skywalker was able to escape the trash compactor unharmed, Omi sensed that he would go on to do great things.

Before the Death Star's destruction, Omi would continue to develop in her submission to "It", being able to telepathically lift objects into the air. When her vision was fulfilled, and the Death Star was destroyed, she pondered what she would be in the next life



The extened universe was a mistake

It's a fucking art form


It's canon
wait what

HOLY SHIT IT ISN'T LEGENDS IT'S ACTUAL DISNEY CANON
No, it's a part of a collection of short stories titled "A Certain point of view" which has been explained by the Lucasfilm Story Group to be composed of many non canon stories

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are you still unironically catholic or did you sober up?

>what is orthodoxy

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: January 02, 2018, 03:27:30 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Your thoughts on this
« on: December 30, 2017, 05:00:48 PM »
Get rid of the mayonnaise and tomatoes and thin it down a bit and it'd be fine.

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 30, 2017, 02:22:08 PM »


I like Trek but I presume you're making fun of TLJ, which I have to disagree with because it's actually good.

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The Flood / Re: SEP7ABOWL 2017 3: ULTIMATE EDITION - NIGHT 4
« on: December 27, 2017, 05:10:46 AM »
I've been pretty vicious these past two days, allying with raiding parties and such.

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Gaming / Re: Playstation 4
« on: December 25, 2017, 10:15:21 PM »
My name is ColonelKurt on PSN if any of you guys want to talk or play some time.

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 25, 2017, 10:05:53 PM »
Let's be honest, JJ Abrams was too much of a hack in VII to not write Snoke as the discount faux-Sheev.

Where was it said Snoke was the most powerful. Everything in TFA and TLJ points to him just being some old, force-sensitive, rich, bully.

And so it fell to Rian to take things in a direction that was interesting. Which he did.

By bisecting Snoke.

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 25, 2017, 09:59:41 PM »
>Supposedly the most powerful dark force user in the galaxy
>Can't tell with dark side that your apprentice is about to kill you

If Snoke is that inept than Kylo isn't so beneath him in power that he would've put up with his shit.

he dies, but he doesn't die "like a nobody"; it all happens during a very plot-heavy scene where the only reason he died at all is because of his failure to account for his apprentice's true allegiances, which makes for an excellent establishing character moment for kylo

Where was it said Snoke was the most powerful. Everything in TFA and TLJ points to him just being some old, force-sensitive, rich bully.

It's like Verb said. He's reading the situation correctly, but he is interpreting it incorrectly.

Snoke dying is a great plot point and helps focus things on Kylo alone, who is a far more interesting character. I'll be just as satisfied reading about the origins of Snoke and his golden slippers in a tie-in novel.

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 25, 2017, 08:04:31 PM »
The lasers fired by snoke's flagship arcing through SPACE like artillery triggered me
Physics in SW have always been stupid. It didn't bother me.

What does bother me is the 7km Dreadnought having a measly 24 point defense cannons.

It's like they wanted it to get destroyed.
>nerd complaints

into the trash
It wasn't a complaint with the film, just something I think is silly regarding the Mandator-IV's design.

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 25, 2017, 07:35:59 PM »
Spoiler
the movie was too quippy.
Spoiler
not really

there was like one, MAYBE two inappropriate jokes, and i can't even remember what they were
On seeing it a second time the jokes didn't bother me as much. I still think the one at the very beginning wasn't that great and went in for way too long, though.

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The Flood / Re: merry christmas
« on: December 25, 2017, 05:20:55 AM »
Merry Christmas!

I have yet to go to Christmas on my dad's side of the family but so far I got the Hot Toys Jedha patrol trooper.

The RO troopers were all made in small batches and sold out super quickly, but my mom managed to get a hold of one a year after they sold out on Sideshow Collectibles.

I really wanted a RO trooper figure because the trooper costumes in RO were all nice and symmetrical, and updated to modern production standards. Say what you will about the film's many failings, but the aesthetics and costume designs certainly weren't among them. I'm really thankful I now have a good looking standard Stormie in my collection.

Here he is.
looks good man
I should really get one of those glass cabinets for my stuff, they seem much better for display
They're really great, and if you're going for the Ikea detolf like I did, cheap.

Oh, and he came with a backdrop:


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The Flood / Re: merry christmas
« on: December 25, 2017, 04:37:06 AM »
Merry Christmas!

I have yet to go to Christmas on my dad's side of the family but so far I got the Hot Toys Jedha patrol trooper.

The RO troopers were all made in small batches and sold out super quickly, but my mom managed to get a hold of one a year after they sold out on Sideshow Collectibles.

I really wanted a RO trooper figure because the trooper costumes in RO were all nice and symmetrical, and updated to modern production standards. Say what you will about the film's many failings, but the aesthetics and costume designs certainly weren't among them. I'm really thankful I now have a good looking standard Stormie in my collection.

Here he is.

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The Flood / Re: What Is Sex
« on: December 24, 2017, 03:03:28 PM »
The latter.

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 24, 2017, 07:30:28 AM »
Still haven't seen it. Is it still SJW stuff?

Absolutely. At one point Luke says the Jedi Order failed because it was run by men. Then Rey goes on monologue about Trump and why white people need to end.



On another note, have you ever contributed anything to any thread on this site? I know you're an alt or at least not genuine, but sometimes parody accounts are funny. You aren't. Your posts are nonmedy; if I am smiling and in a good mood, and I read one of your posts, I find that my smile is gone.

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 22, 2017, 08:19:00 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 21, 2017, 08:58:42 PM »


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The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Last Jedi
« on: December 21, 2017, 12:19:39 PM »
Spoiler



tbh I'm all for Reylo now though

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