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The Flood / Re: What Is Your Favorite Season
« on: Today at 08:42:12 AM »
Summer.

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: October 17, 2017, 10:48:28 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Psy is having sex with Ender
« on: October 17, 2017, 10:42:41 AM »
How his crippled ass is getting a boner and railing Ender's fat ass is beyond me, but the real issue here is
Is her ass fat or thique?

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: October 17, 2017, 05:52:45 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: October 17, 2017, 05:51:36 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: October 17, 2017, 05:47:34 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Petition to Unban EVERYONE
« on: October 17, 2017, 04:08:31 AM »
11 to 4. Where is the carpet un-ban?

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: October 16, 2017, 03:18:16 PM »
Again I'd like to pose the question:

What actual  important purpose does Osiris serve in Halo 5's narative other than being a plot device to beak Blue Team out of jail in the last mission?

They take up 12/15 of the games missions and spend 11 of those literally playing catch-up with the game's actual plot and meandering on filler world while managing to not develop a shred of character as if this was Naruto: ODST.
Nearly all of Halo 5 is filler which renders Halo 4 filler lmao.

We get to the final mission and we're in nearly the same place as we were at the start of Halo 4:
-Chief is missing/Chief is missing with Blue Team
-Covenant is still around under Jul 'Mdama/Covenant is still around under Sali 'Nyon
-Cortana is still alive, but suffering from rampancy/Cortana is still alive, but evil
-Infinity is looking for Forerunner constructs (Halos)/Infinity is looking for Forerunner constructs (Guardians/Genesis)

The only difference is in Halo 5's time there are Prometheans running about.

It's only in the final mission that suddenly there are Guardians taking over the galaxy and there's been an actual meaningful change to the universe (which will no doubt be swept under the rug).
Halo 6
Blue team left their armor lock at home and need to go back and get it, we don't see them for the rest of the game
Atriox and his gang overthrow the Neo Covenant - Nu Covenant are now your allies
Cortana's PMS is over and she is back to being good, she kills off all the Guardians.
Atriox finds a new Halo ring and wants to activate it
The gravemind gets revived on the Ark and now wants to stop Atriox
The Arbiter travels to the ring to stop Atriox.
They all end up in the ring's activation room and stop it from activating
Atriox spil-spaces out when he is about to die.
This puts all the other Halo rings in stand-by mode and they have to go to the Ark now
MC is on a forerunner ship. His mission is to Finish This Fight™


Halo 7
Chief reaches the Domain™ HQ to retrieve Cortana
Gravemind is holding her captive while learning all of the Domain™ secrets
You 'kill' the gravemind and Save Cortana
Cortana knows where Atriox is
You go to the Ark again
One of the rings is being re-built. Pre-mature activation will blow it up and kill the remaining flood
'Exuberant' gets corrupted by the flood
In the activation room, palmer gets killed by Exuberant and you avenge her.
You and arbiter escape the exploding ring
The end???

You forgot the part where they kill off half the major characters in the game's opening credit text.
Halo 6 only comes out as a comic book - duuuuh.

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The Flood / Re: All of Ireland is under Red Alert for winds.
« on: October 15, 2017, 03:47:18 PM »
You're Irish?
I'm Russian but live in Dublin.

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The Flood / Re: Petition to Unban EVERYONE
« on: October 15, 2017, 03:46:34 PM »
is anyone even in contact with any of the users who have been perma'd


Don't know it would be interesting to see if anyone even tries to come back if they're unbanned. I know they won't do it, but seriously it could possibly revive sep7 for at least another month or so.
Sep7 is pretty lively place imo.
There was just more people that upped the lulz factor. Oh and booty threads. And Roman™ threads.

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The Flood / All of Ireland is under Red Alert for winds.
« on: October 15, 2017, 03:44:12 PM »
Wish me luck.
YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Petition to Unban EVERYONE
« on: October 15, 2017, 08:28:36 AM »
I mean, you can always just ban them again, right?

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: October 15, 2017, 05:33:34 AM »
Again I'd like to pose the question:

What actual  important purpose does Osiris serve in Halo 5's narative other than being a plot device to beak Blue Team out of jail in the last mission?

They take up 12/15 of the games missions and spend 11 of those literally playing catch-up with the game's actual plot and meandering on filler world while managing to not develop a shred of character as if this was Naruto: ODST.
Nearly all of Halo 5 is filler which renders Halo 4 filler lmao.

We get to the final mission and we're in nearly the same place as we were at the start of Halo 4:
-Chief is missing/Chief is missing with Blue Team
-Covenant is still around under Jul 'Mdama/Covenant is still around under Sali 'Nyon
-Cortana is still alive, but suffering from rampancy/Cortana is still alive, but evil
-Infinity is looking for Forerunner constructs (Halos)/Infinity is looking for Forerunner constructs (Guardians/Genesis)

The only difference is in Halo 5's time there are Prometheans running about.

It's only in the final mission that suddenly there are Guardians taking over the galaxy and there's been an actual meaningful change to the universe (which will no doubt be swept under the rug).
Halo 6
Blue team left their armor lock at home and need to go back and get it, we don't see them for the rest of the game
Atriox and his gang overthrow the Neo Covenant - Nu Covenant are now your allies
Cortana's PMS is over and she is back to being good, she kills off all the Guardians.
Atriox finds a new Halo ring and wants to activate it
The gravemind gets revived on the Ark and now wants to stop Atriox
The Arbiter travels to the ring to stop Atriox.
They all end up in the ring's activation room and stop it from activating
Atriox spil-spaces out when he is about to die.
This puts all the other Halo rings in stand-by mode and they have to go to the Ark now
MC is on a forerunner ship. His mission is to Finish This Fight™


Halo 7
Chief reaches the Domain™ HQ to retrieve Cortana
Gravemind is holding her captive while learning all of the Domain™ secrets
You 'kill' the gravemind and Save Cortana
Cortana knows where Atriox is
You go to the Ark again
One of the rings is being re-built. Pre-mature activation will blow it up and kill the remaining flood
'Exuberant' gets corrupted by the flood
In the activation room, palmer gets killed by Exuberant and you avenge her.
You and arbiter escape the exploding ring
The end???

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The Flood / Re: Fucking Tinder
« on: October 14, 2017, 07:35:06 PM »
Best thread this month so far.

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: October 14, 2017, 01:04:35 PM »

What meme is this, exactly?
leaked NK experimental weapon
It would be funnier if it was a boxer dog wearing boxing gloves.

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The Flood / Re: Fucking Tinder
« on: October 13, 2017, 08:25:25 AM »
i don’t understand are those ftm looking for a male partner?
That's the meme. You can get two 'special' cards to throw around.
1) Trans
2) Homosexual

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The Flood / Re: Fucking Tinder
« on: October 13, 2017, 07:39:15 AM »
So she's supposed to be a man now because she has short hair hahahaha wew
But (s)he also feels like a man. Begone bigot.

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The Flood / Re: Fucking Tinder
« on: October 13, 2017, 07:03:21 AM »
Trans man means a bilogical man or a woman? Sorry for 20th century speak.
Trans man would be a woman who became a man, Trans woman would be a man who became a woman.
Thanks.

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The Flood / Re: Fucking Tinder
« on: October 13, 2017, 06:37:39 AM »
Trans man means a bilogical man or a woman? Sorry for 20th century speak.

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The Flood / Re: Does fucking a straight person make you gay?
« on: October 13, 2017, 06:03:50 AM »
Fucking a man doesn't make you gay, it makes him gay.
Nothing inherently gay about getting a prostate massage, fam.

It is when there's a dick involved
What if you wear a condom?

Unless the penis is feminine, that shit gay
Would a feminine condom cut it? Like its pink, strawberry flavoured with hearts on it?

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The Flood / Re: Does fucking a straight person make you gay?
« on: October 13, 2017, 05:02:31 AM »
Fucking a man doesn't make you gay, it makes him gay.
Nothing inherently gay about getting a prostate massage, fam.

It is when there's a dick involved
What if you wear a condom?

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The Flood / Re: Fucking Tinder
« on: October 13, 2017, 03:40:31 AM »
FTMS?

What flavour of homosexual is that?

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The Flood / Re: Does fucking a straight person make you gay?
« on: October 12, 2017, 05:22:52 PM »
is it gay to exist?
As soon as you make eye contact with someone you become the gay.

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The Flood / Re: Me: Anything
« on: October 12, 2017, 02:12:09 PM »
Will you lick crack for succ?

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The Flood / Re: Does fucking a straight person make you gay?
« on: October 12, 2017, 01:40:10 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Does fucking a straight person make you gay?
« on: October 12, 2017, 12:27:07 PM »
If I fuck op, am I gay?
I'd like to see you try.

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: October 12, 2017, 07:16:39 AM »

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: October 12, 2017, 04:33:33 AM »

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The Flood / Re: My class project is going absolutely terribly
« on: October 11, 2017, 04:12:40 PM »
Do like a panorama of the country side that gradually leads to a city.
lol idk

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