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Gaming / Re: Pokémon Sword & Shield - GOTTA CATCH... some of 'em
« on: November 13, 2019, 03:56:39 AM »
So on top of the confirmation that the models are reused and Gamefreak are liars, there's also bugs galore apparently.

Gigantimax crashing the game and also whatever the fuck this is.

And ally Freinds are screaming at me for not wanting this.

Gaming / Re: Sherlock Holmes 2: Magic Compton Boogaloo (Fate/Thread)
« on: November 12, 2019, 10:21:22 PM »

Probem solved

Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: November 12, 2019, 08:22:26 PM »
Terry past 100% is honestly broken. You can't roll, have to play scared to avoid dying. Shit is wild lol
yeah i can't say i really enjoy fighting him that much, but i'm starting to learn

Ironicly every terry player Iv'e run into has been 200% garbage. Ive lost to a grand total of one and I proceeded to three stock him next game. Why do people think tossing his most easily punishable move repeatedly is going to help them?

That Lucario Aura he has is genuine horseshit though. I would pay Sakurai any amount of money to never do another meter mechanic ever agan.

Gaming / Re: Pokémon Sword & Shield - GOTTA CATCH... some of 'em
« on: November 12, 2019, 10:29:23 AM »
Toxapex, Agieslash and Ferrothorn are in,
Their checks are not

Enjoy your competitive ballance

Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: November 11, 2019, 05:19:53 PM »
whats the worst gametype and why is it slayer?

Because it's the mode that enables Assasination Tower to exist.

The Flood / Re: I'm just gonna leave this here
« on: November 11, 2019, 02:00:11 PM »
>"They took down a HentaiHaven"
Good one

Its back though.

Gaming / Re: Pokémon Sword & Shield - GOTTA CATCH... some of 'em
« on: November 11, 2019, 01:50:02 PM »
>Take current Pokemon formula
>Already dumbed down to the point of being basically impossible to lose without trying incredibly hard
>Now you cant turn off EXP share
>Escape rope is a Key item
>No we wont give you a Hard Mode
>Also catch mechanics are now gated behind badges for zero reason
>But wait! There's more!
>600 Pokemon Cut
>Includes NONE of the starters except Charizard cause pandering
>"No, we are never putting all the Pokemon into a mainline game ever again"
>Cuts out 70 entire moves from the game
>Stealth Rock still exists
>We are doing this because of competitive balance and to improve the graphics
>Stealth Rock still exists
>Stat totals and movesets on existing mons is still gonna be wildly unbalanced
>RNG still exists
>Still using VGC format for tournaments
>IV Eugenics is still a game mechanic
>Game still Looks like an upscaled 3DS title AT BEST and more often than not looks like an N64 title
>Assets including animations and models are recycled from the 3DS
>Pokemon are barely animated both inside and outside of battle
This is FIRST PARTY SOFTWARE for the same console that runs
>Breath of The Wild
>Mario Odyssey
>Smash Bros Ultimate
>The Witcher 3
>"B-but we reskined poke-block into curry"


Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: November 09, 2019, 11:09:05 PM »
Happy 15th birthday Halo 2!
Tell that to The Covenant

Tell that to Kanjiklub

Gaming / Re: Sherlock Holmes 2: Magic Compton Boogaloo (Fate/Thread)
« on: November 07, 2019, 10:28:03 PM »
"Hello, I'm playing Melty Blood with my favorite character Ryougi from Fate/Grand Order"
the future is dark

The Tertiaries and Doujin-fags massively outnumber even secondaries like me now.
God help us.

Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: November 06, 2019, 10:21:31 AM »





You know cause it's not at all like this is part of a series of testing periods designed to prevent this exact thing at launch.

Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: November 05, 2019, 08:19:17 PM »
Happy 7th birthday to the third Best Halo game BTW

Groudon would stomp

The Flood / Re: YES they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in Hell!
« on: November 04, 2019, 02:36:36 AM »
Somebody check to see is any more cats have gone missing in Class' area

Gaming / Re: Pokémon Sword & Shield - GOTTA CATCH... some of 'em
« on: November 03, 2019, 07:38:54 PM »
Is that a New Darmanitan form in the dex?

Gaming / Re: WaifuWatch 2
« on: November 02, 2019, 01:37:17 PM »
>Supporting Blizzard

Gaming / Re: FalloutFirst
« on: October 30, 2019, 11:42:18 AM »
So apparently Fallout First gives players who buy it an in-game icon, and now they're getting lynched by the rest of the playerbase.

Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: October 29, 2019, 06:41:14 PM »
Ducain23's son is plating Halo now. How much yall wanna bet he'll be kicking all of our asses by the time Infinite comes out?

Gaming / Re: The Outer Worlds
« on: October 27, 2019, 02:14:02 PM »
i keep getting this title confused with the outer wilds

Great game by the way. I have no idea how I got it for free on Xbox though.

Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: October 27, 2019, 01:49:49 AM »

The Flood / Re: Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker Final Trailer
« on: October 22, 2019, 11:44:22 AM »
I saw women and minorities REEEEEEEE white genocide confirmed. SJW Kathleen Kennedy FEMA camps in the Disney industrial complex funded by the Bidens. Star Wars is dead. Last Jedi is the worst movie ever and literally shot my kitten. Jar Jar Abrams and Ruin Johnson CONFIRM Rey is actually a spy for Obama named Mary Sue. Ben Shapiro DESTROYS DISNEY STAR WARS with facts and logic. Make America Great again! Shills BTFO

I'm exited for Dark Empire the movie.

The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: October 22, 2019, 02:16:58 AM »

The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: October 19, 2019, 08:07:46 PM »

Gaming / Re: Sherlock Holmes 2: Magic Compton Boogaloo (Fate/Thread)
« on: October 16, 2019, 09:41:46 PM »

Oh hey look someone took a video of me redeeming boxes sitting Nerofest.

Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: October 14, 2019, 05:12:27 PM »
correct, as halo is one of the dullest franchises in the history of FPS franchises. Seriously each episode following the space marine and his pals from the UNSC as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the slow gameplay, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of mechanics, all to make movement molasses, to make bullets seem magnetic.

Perhaps the die was cast when Bungie vetoed the idea of Apple funding the series; they made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for directx. The Halo series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Perfect Dark series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to with 343i.

>a-at least the single player was good though
The level design is dreadful; the single player was terrible. As I played, I noticed that every time I went for a walk, the designer instead put an un-involved corridor in my path.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time a corridor was encountered. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Bungie's mind is so governed by cliches and flat topography that they have no other style of gameplay. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Halo by the same Jason West. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are playing Halo at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to play Call of Duty." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you play "Halo” you are, in fact, trained to play Call of Duty.


eat your cat

Calm down there Blizzard.

Post kitten pictures now

Gaming / Re: Sherlock Holmes 2: Magic Compton Boogaloo (Fate/Thread)
« on: October 13, 2019, 04:20:53 AM »

Obviously satire, but I'm sure it's going to be absolute hell being a primary going forward.

Gaming / Re: Destiny 2 is actually pretty good now
« on: October 11, 2019, 01:43:36 PM »
So let me get this straight: In a game so heavily based in Halo Reach's weapon sandbox...

It's perfectly fine to:

  • Have an insta kill shoulder charge with auto lock on
  • Have Boss-Killing crowd controlling Supers also available
  • Cut said ability cooldowns in half if not more and feed into each other
  • Have aim assist perks
  • Spawn with ammo for:
    -Sniper Rifles
    -Boltshots with 5 times the range of the Shotguns
    -Up to two  plasma Grenades that actively track targets, including arround corners.

But at the same time BUNGiE thinks:

  • Hand cannons need bloom
  • Backstab assasinations would just be too rediculous
  • Heavy linear Fusion Rifles have to headshot for a kill on a Guardian
  • This deserves a """competitive""" playlist
  • players should have to play at least 8 rounds every single week for powerful rewards.

Someone explain to me how this is totally fine apparently but Halo 4 is supposed to be the seccond comming of Jim Crow according to the same people.

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