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The Flood / Ian pls help
« on: November 05, 2020, 04:18:40 PM »

The Flood / Hey Guys
« on: October 17, 2020, 11:27:30 AM »
so we all know skyrim is about roleplaying and killing dragins and defeating alduin and shit well I want you to make your own roleplaying thing.
It can be anything as long as it has a back story unless your supposed to be a daedric prince or a demora.And if you can please provide a video of you,of course this is optinal.Anyways mine is the most powerful daedric prince...Odion the daedric prince of death,envy,gluttony,and the rest of the deadly sins.I only have 100 followers and compared to the rest of the daedric princes I have little followers.So most of the people of skyrim have destroyed all of my shrines,and killed my followers.This angered me and I decided to wait for the perfect momers nt.I waited 1000's of yearsand then I attacked.Oh yeah I forgot to mention you have to tell bungie how you look like and if your a supernatural being you have to tell us your powers.Of course most of your powers probably won't be in skyrim without mods.Anyways I have a ebony helmet,the ebony mail,ebony gauntlets,and ebony boots.My powers are spreading my sins to others,killing a person just by staring,I have all the spells in the game,I can manipulate my shadows to make the deadly for example.I can manipulate a part of my shadow to grab someones leg and pull them down to my realm of oblivion ,or I could use my shadow as a deadly blade.I can also use shadows to make myself invisible and I can move with the shadows.I can also make peoples insane. (Ha I took sheograth's job)My void of oblivon has black sky's with a black castle with demora guarding the castle and vampire thralls guarding the castle too.There also physical versions of the deadly sins that I plan to bring on all of the world.What's yours.

The Flood / "You're not a dish! You're a man!"
« on: August 13, 2020, 06:47:13 PM »

The Flood / Citizens of China finally allowed to have Freedom...
« on: July 11, 2020, 08:23:31 AM »


Spesificly a 1/1 scale statue in Bejing.


*human rights not included. May require some organ harvesting.

The Flood / Can't be...
« on: July 06, 2020, 02:25:57 PM »

You were killed in Zanzibar.

« on: June 17, 2020, 08:10:09 AM »

Gaming / my fucking Xbox just died on me.
« on: May 21, 2020, 11:27:05 PM »
Power Brick goes out when it's plugged into the console and Micro$haft won't even let me pay to fix it.
It's the fucking Halo 5 version too.

Kill me fam.

The Flood / kittens
« on: May 21, 2020, 07:06:56 PM »

He calls himself Bernard Wiseman. Funniest shit I've ever heard.

Fucking ban SecondClass

The Flood / The Zeeks are filthy Nazi scum. Change my mind.
« on: March 09, 2020, 04:16:53 AM »

Gaming / "Destiny Year 3: ODST isn't a real game"
« on: February 27, 2020, 03:38:35 AM »
Explain this then?

The Flood / Nuke the Midwest.
« on: December 25, 2019, 02:08:46 PM »
"Matched Putadus"
>Putting jelly on fucking sausage/bacon

The Flood / You're not the only one with a Gundam, Kamille!
« on: September 13, 2019, 10:41:45 PM »

Gaming / Nintendo Direct 9-4-19
« on: September 04, 2019, 05:28:19 PM »
-Overwatch port

-Banjo Drops Today

-Terry Announced

-More Smash DLC confirmed

-Divinity Original Sin

-Doom 64 port

-Pokemon has curry

-SNES Emulation (No Super Metroid yet, Verb)

- New Mario and Sonic Olympic games

-Dæmon X Machina Demo

- Star Wars Jedi Knight 2 port for some reason

-EA bad Witcher Good

-Assasins Creed Black flag for some reason

- Dauntless

-Outer Worlds

-Some new stuff for Animal Crossing


Gaming / Gundam Breakers Mobile
« on: August 12, 2019, 01:04:17 AM »
Any of you weebs playing?

Gaming / Verb, I dare you to watch this whole thing.
« on: July 24, 2019, 04:36:36 PM »

Bonus points if you take a drink every time he says some weebshit and don't die from alcohol poisoning.

The Flood / In which Marty O Donnel's dog attemts to east a fly...
« on: May 09, 2019, 10:14:05 PM »

"Attempts" being the operating word here.

The Flood / AMA Graduated
« on: May 05, 2019, 04:54:52 AM »
Im still gonna go back to get my Digital media design degree since they trolled me out of that one.

Who the hell thought this was okay?

The Flood / Who's your favorite Char Clone?
« on: April 15, 2019, 12:27:15 PM »

The Flood / Spoiler Star Wars: Episode IX
« on: April 12, 2019, 12:57:38 PM »
Rise of Skywalker

The Flood / Didn't even last a week
« on: April 09, 2019, 06:59:42 PM »

The Flood / Had any strange dreams lately?
« on: March 23, 2019, 08:12:52 PM »
I can't remember the circumstances exactly but I had found myself working at some sort of Aquarium like place. The glass display breaks causing the room to flood so my co-workers and I came up with some elaborate plan involving plugging the display and it's many tons of water pressure with a thin wall of Newspaper and anime and "the Matrix" posters.

This works somehow, but  my co-workers decide to open the exhibit back up early before we even get started on the cleanup or actually replacing the actual windows with something that wasn't a micron thin, barely translucent mishmash of politics and waifus. I went to talk to the boss about delaying and he just congratulated us and when I got back to the room, the windows were already replaced with some kind of state of the art glass, and the first people at the exhibit were my freinds and my mom comming to celebrate my upcoming graduation, and this is where my real life starts leaking into the dream.

My mom pulls me asside to scold me on my current academic performance (which is something I actually am genuinely concerned about right now) and starts threatening to send me Away even though I'm 24 and don't even live with her anymore. She starts trying to force me to make arrangements to do this, but I book it the first chance I get.

It's now later on and I'm with a group of guys on the bus headed into The City. We are talking about how we are going to train our new pet Ageislash even though the Pokemon  is clearly actually a Klefki-Cosmog hybrid with party hats on his ears. When we get to the stop we rush to get off and not-actually-Ageislash loses his party hats, and it's my fault. We all know some vauge horrible thing will happen if Ageislash loses his party hat ears so the big-brother figure of our group stays behind with Ageislash to get the ear-hats back. I feel guilty and want to stay with them and help, but my mom will catch up if I do.the dream ends just before me and the other guys head off into The City.

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