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I find it very awful to hear how Floyd was basically murdered by the police.

Just listen, and tell me if these officers are innocent.

The Flood / Say the line J.C.
« on: July 12, 2020, 08:42:15 PM »

Gaming / SC1 Map - F***ing Mental Jim Raynor (Butane Boss)
« on: July 12, 2020, 08:34:16 PM »

An example of "serious machinima," in this case a student project using machinima to present information about the Holocaust. Directed, produced, written, narrated and edited by ExAnubisLeader (Blake Klampert).

"This was a project I did for an english class. I received an A. A main reason I did this was to show that not all class projects have to be boring and we don't always have to use a poster board." -- ExAnubisLeader (Blake Klampert), via YouTube's channel,

The Flood / Any feedback on my home-brew copypasta writing?
« on: April 13, 2020, 03:22:25 PM »

Man, oh man, Terminator: Dark Fate is the most decent movie ever!

Because even, if it has its "flaws", those flaws are not as bad as Terminator 1 & 2, and it has more run time and character development scenes than those movies!

I don't care about a stupid random, generic girl being the hero, john conner's death being unnecessary, and the "shit writing." It's still decent, and I like it for being funny and awesome.

"Go woke or broke" trend?

How about the: "Go delusional or stupid" trend?

The haters are just too old for this generation to understand our future of cinema!

The fight scenes were awesome, and besides, it's a recent entry and all the other movies before it, sucked!

Let's be honest and logical here, Terminator 1 and 2 sucked serious balls because they were released in the 1990s, didn't have more run time than New Fate, and had flaws too sometimes.

Also, some people did complain about them too! Well... in the past...

However, for some reason, there are more neck-bearded "fans" praising the Terminator 1 and 2 as an almighty pinnacle of classics and being better than New Fate all of a sudden!?!? in 2020?!??! GTFO!?!

The ever-growing rise of Dark Fate "haters" is a fluke and I can only laugh at their "perspective", "reason", and "side-by-side comparisons."

That can't be true! That's just retarded!

It's pure "nostalgia" I keep telling them! XD

They have those rose-tinted glasses on, and they are blind anyway.

Luckily, I think they are just a vocal minority.

And the other older movies sucked too anyways, therefore new is good, and old is not always good.

Remember when everyone was complaining about Terminator 1 and 2?

We should never forget that, and I can't wait for the sequel of this strong woman character and "Legion" threat!

Sounds different and better than "Skynet!" XD

Terminator: Dark Fate > Other Terminator Movies > Terminator 1 & 2

Gaming / PS5 Deep-Dive Reveal
« on: March 18, 2020, 11:32:54 AM »
Mark Cerny hosts a tell-all about what to expect tech-wise from the upcoming PlayStation 5. IGN leads in with analysis about what we think will see then follows up with post-show analysis.

The Flood / International Women's Day [March 8, 2020]
« on: March 08, 2020, 10:43:37 PM »
Respect women. I am not joking.

Serious / I am going to post stairs. It's very serious!
« on: February 10, 2020, 08:25:54 AM »

The Flood / Does womun suck?
« on: January 29, 2020, 12:13:24 PM »
I heard of this new Dyson vacuum cleaner called "Womun."

How much does it suck?

Gaming / 2020 VG Soundtrack Thread
« on: January 06, 2020, 12:23:14 PM »

Is there any music from video games you would like to share?

The Flood / Are you my mommy?
« on: January 02, 2020, 11:48:18 PM »

Mummy? Let me in please, mummy. Please let me in.

The Flood / HAPPY NEW YEAR! 2020 IS HERE!
« on: January 01, 2020, 09:17:31 AM »

GOODBYE, 2019!

It's officially a new year!

However, what do you think will happen in 2020?

The Flood / I will sap your intellect like a vampire.
« on: December 28, 2019, 08:20:22 PM »



The Flood / Merry 2019 Christmas everyone!
« on: December 24, 2019, 08:39:07 PM »

⁣         🌟

What do you want for Christmas?

edit: Merry Christmas! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

The Flood / The Glorious Octagon of Destiny
« on: December 22, 2019, 09:55:46 PM »

The Flood / Christmas is in > 10 days!
« on: December 15, 2019, 10:07:08 PM »
How will you be celebrating?

Me? I have one week of school, but I will be celebrating with family and friends in Jerusalem.

The Flood / Jar Jar was a flood member, but he chose to kill himself.
« on: December 13, 2019, 08:59:29 AM »

Over da lasten year i’ve been una to pay closen attenteon to disa sub forum as it was  favorite.  Dat was until da forum staff decided to block out da non destiny players.  Most of themsa followed da rules most of themsa were bombad people most of themsa would give most of yousa a run per yous mula.  So yousa can imaginen  disappointment when me founden out most of themsa were basically shut out from been able to communicaten wit others on a “gamen website”
almost as if da staff were tryen to censor da players who didn’t playen da game.  Me mean looken at it disa way if da forum users all played da game den dat must mean its popular right?

Haha haha haha nosa.  It’s hot garbareeno.  Carryen on me began to noticen forum censorship when daysa wiped out da gamen sub forum.  Do yousa wanna know why? because other games were droppen and destiny was tup shits creek without a paddlen. 
 so how do yousa getsa people to stopen leaden more players away from yous game? yousa delete da most good placen per discussen alternative games.  It became more clear dat disa site had lost its sparken. 
As da community managers and forum moderators discussed removen offtopic which let’s besa honest daysa wanted to do and they’re still plannen to do in timen it provoked a questionen.  What  daysa so fraid of? me mean clearly daysa hear da words yous game  bad daily so why would it matteren if we’re sayen it right? instead of doen what’s right and fixen things they’re to busy taken it out on da people who give da game a bad reputateon.  So hair

Let’s maken it clearen bungie community managers and forum moderateon team you’re games  fine but yous management  shit and if yousa wanten to censor mesa per dat gos ahead.  Wesa all know it’s da muppo truth.  Me mean seriously if me was wrong clearly yous company would besa raken in so mui mula right now yet per some odd reason it hasn’t been doen so hot.  That’s what happens when yousa let management besa filled wit people who don’t caren about yousa or da games yousa maken only da mula yousa put on their desk every mornen.
Think about dat next timen yousa gos to removen sometten from disa website or when yousa gos to dump a fan base yousa spent so longo builden tup only to gos worken on sometten dat clearly none of yousa caren about. 
Anyways that’s it from mesa.  I’ve had  fair sharen of arguments hair and i’m generally worried dat if me gos on another streak of themsa i’ll enden tup in da hospital fighten off heart attacks from tup blood pressure.  Mui of da users hair shu to wasten yous timen only a few of themsa will actually besa of value to yousa. 
Because nearly everyone hair seems to besa anti fun i’ve decided me had enough of disa crap and me am steppen neb.  Me passen  spoten over to  old palos totallynotsteve.  Yousa  to treaten him wit respect if yousa catch him around offtopic it’s not often dat hesa shows tup.  He’ll respect yousa as longo as yousa don’t treaten him liken dirt. 
Aftah disa been posted i’ll besa loggen out per una lasten timen and goen backen to an account dat i’ve kept privaten.  It has not made progress in game to usen da forums therefore it’s only functeon  to privaten message da few palos me have hair.  Once me log out me won’t besa comen backen and that’s da truth whether some of doubten it. 
I’d sayen good luck but most of yousa treated mesa liken shit anyways so fork yousa and goodbye me guessen.  Me would’ve used a more brutal word however censorship  gh3y.

Gaming / Minecraft Anarchy servers
« on: December 09, 2019, 09:50:59 AM »

What are your thoughts/experiences of them?

The Flood / I wrote this story while I got my pussy banned from
« on: December 08, 2019, 02:51:48 PM »

DeeJ walks to the gate of Bungie offices, where the Right were trying to pick it open.

He says: "Look, we Bungie are not going do anything you think would make things better."

The gate rustles as someone had moulded a key that would open the gate.

DeeJ concludes repellently: "Celebrating our women and non-binary developers."

"Here is how a day like this works on our servers. Right about now, if someone leaves the world of the game, we don't replace them. That's called "drainage." Then, closer to 9AM Pacific, if you're still playing, we have to kick you to login. Sorry!"

"Lock and load..."

"We have a new place where you can download assets you can use to tell your own stories about Destiny."

The gate is open. Security rushes in with batons and pepper spray as they try to stop the Right from getting in.

The Right fearlessly charge at DeeJ at incredible speed as they pounce to stop him from concluding.

Security is no match for the Right as they brought guns and started shooting from the back.

The police are not called as the Right sliced most of the phone lines.

DeeJ says: "Why me?"

The Right grab and bite into his body.

Then DeeJ says: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The security tries to stop the Right with their batons and pepper spray but there were so many Rights who relentlessly targeted and piled onto DeeJ that it harmed DeeJ more than it harmed the Right.

The security then tries to grab, beat, and pepper spray the Right off of DeeJ, but it was no use.

DeeJ screamed as the pepper spray went into his eyes.

However, he soon screamed louder with a piercing shriek as the Right tear off his skin and flesh.

The Right then bit into his skinless flesh as they began tearing his limbs off.

DeeJ finally says: "We will remove enhancement cores from infusaon!"

The Right knew this was a lie nor a promise when more security rush in.

The Right drag DeeJ into their car as the Right in the back shoot the security from passing the gate.

DeeJ last words were: "This Bungie Stream pre-show was brought to you by Room Temperature Water and the Number Seven."

The Right drive off with bloody and limbless DeeJ in their car.

This was the last we saw of him.

All we know is that he is being used by the Right to better negotiate with his studio, Bungie.

The Right always torture DeeJ on a daily basis for any information and secrets and use him to liberate locked posts on Bungie's own site.

Rumour suggests that they never let him sleep as it keeps him weak and "willing to be social."

Also, Sean Murray and The Ego was there too when the Right hunted them down for their sins.

The Flood / As an escaped child politician in Africa...
« on: December 05, 2019, 09:58:40 AM »
I kissed a baby...

And didn't care who's baby it was...

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

The Flood / Hello, I am Chris Roberts! I am very busy!
« on: December 03, 2019, 07:45:52 PM »


Get out of my room! Didn’t I say I was VERY busy?

Right now, I am casting a spell to kill my fans throwing money at me!

You see, my republican parents raised me into a level 95 mage, so watch out, Dereck Unsmart!

Haha! I won't kill you for entering into my room unless you call my psychiatrist!

Anyway, why would I want to kill my own fanbase? You see... They are trying to drown me in my sleep with money! Those sneaky buggers!

First, it was the campaign goal, then it was the stretch goals, then it was the ships, the store bundles, and the money hole!

I am crying all the time from my life energies being sucked to create a universe while the programmers transform to my labourers as I cast hunch back virus!

However, these fans are throwing millions of hard cash and digital payments as psychological projectiles to make me destroy what I love, such as my family and action figures!

They chant “Chris Roberts must die to make Star Citizen” and have goon blood sacrifices to summon hoards of furries into my own office!

I barely escaped with my wives.

I don't think they deserved my love, but my mercy.

I am Chris Roberts, and don't call the police!

If you do, I will find you, and cast fireball on those you love.

#gangsta #purification #harrypotter

The Flood / Are you on drugs?
« on: December 02, 2019, 12:37:06 PM »

You should stop eating that NNN Nutella with that trans milk!

Gaming / Spoiler Outer Worlds question?
« on: November 28, 2019, 09:58:04 AM »
Can you marry npcs?

I am very lonely... 😩 💦

The Flood / Stuff them in busses!
« on: November 28, 2019, 09:24:53 AM »

Yes! No terrorists lurking our streets! Ship them away!

Serious / Bad guys with bombs can be stopped!
« on: November 28, 2019, 09:11:24 AM »
If everyone else had the RIGHT to bear bombs!

The Flood / Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation
« on: November 28, 2019, 08:55:57 AM »

Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment may force the Make-A-Wish Foundation to shut down.
Make-A-Wish Foundation made some stupid mistakes in the past. 🤦‍♂️

edit: The video is glitchy because the kid wished for the evidence of his wrongdoing to be destroyed.

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