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Enjoy:

DeeJ walks to the gate of Bungie offices, where the Right were trying to pick it open.

He says: "Look, we Bungie are not going do anything you think would make things better."

The gate rustles as someone had moulded a key that would open the gate.

DeeJ concludes repellently: "Celebrating our women and non-binary developers."

"Here is how a day like this works on our servers. Right about now, if someone leaves the world of the game, we don't replace them. That's called "drainage." Then, closer to 9AM Pacific, if you're still playing, we have to kick you to login. Sorry!"

"Lock and load..."

"We have a new place where you can download assets you can use to tell your own stories about Destiny."

The gate is open. Security rushes in with batons and pepper spray as they try to stop the Right from getting in.

The Right fearlessly charge at DeeJ at incredible speed as they pounce to stop him from concluding.

Security is no match for the Right as they brought guns and started shooting from the back.

The police are not called as the Right sliced most of the phone lines.

DeeJ says: "Why me?"

The Right grab and bite into his body.

Then DeeJ says: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!"

The security tries to stop the Right with their batons and pepper spray but there were so many Rights who relentlessly targeted and piled onto DeeJ that it harmed DeeJ more than it harmed the Right.

The security then tries to grab, beat, and pepper spray the Right off of DeeJ, but it was no use.

DeeJ screamed as the pepper spray went into his eyes.

However, he soon screamed louder with a piercing shriek as the Right tear off his skin and flesh.

The Right then bit into his skinless flesh as they began tearing his limbs off.

DeeJ finally says: 'We will remove enhancement cores from infusaon!"

The Right knew this was a lie nor a promise when more security rush in.

The Right drag DeeJ into their car as the Right in the back shoot the security from passing the gate.

DeeJ last words were: "This Bungie Stream pre-show was brought to you by Room Temperature Water and the Number Seven."

The Right drive off with bloody and limbless DeeJ in their car.

This was the last we saw of him.


All we know is that he is being used by the Right to better negotiate with his studio, Bungie.

The Right always torture DeeJ on a daily basis for any information and secrets and use him to liberate locked posts on Bungie's own site.

Rumour suggests that they never let him sleep as it keeps him weak and "willing to be social."

Also, Sean Murray and The Ego was there too when the Right hunted them down for their sins.

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The Flood / As an escaped child politician in Africa...
« on: December 05, 2019, 09:58:40 AM »
I kissed a baby...

And didn't care who's baby it was...

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

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The Flood / Hello, I am Chris Roberts! I am very busy!
« on: December 03, 2019, 07:45:52 PM »

HEY!!!!!!!

Get out of my room! Didn’t I say I was VERY busy?

Right now, I am casting a spell to kill my fans throwing money at me!

You see, my republican parents raised me into a level 95 mage, so watch out, Dereck Unsmart!

Haha! I won't kill you for entering into my room unless you call my psychiatrist!

Anyway, why would I want to kill my own fanbase? You see... They are trying to drown me in my sleep with money! Those sneaky buggers!

First, it was the campaign goal, then it was the stretch goals, then it was the ships, the store bundles, and the money hole!

I am crying all the time from my life energies being sucked to create a universe while the programmers transform to my labourers as I cast hunch back virus!

However, these fans are throwing millions of hard cash and digital payments as psychological projectiles to make me destroy what I love, such as my family and action figures!

They chant “Chris Roberts must die to make Star Citizen” and have goon blood sacrifices to summon hoards of furries into my own office!

I barely escaped with my wives.

I don't think they deserved my love, but my mercy.

I am Chris Roberts, and don't call the police!

If you do, I will find you, and cast fireball on those you love.

#gangsta #purification #harrypotter

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The Flood / Are you on drugs?
« on: December 02, 2019, 12:37:06 PM »



You should stop eating that NNN Nutella with that trans cow milk!

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Gaming / Spoiler Outer Worlds question?
« on: November 28, 2019, 09:58:04 AM »
Can you marry npcs?

I am very lonely... 😩 💦

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The Flood / Stuff them in busses!
« on: November 28, 2019, 09:24:53 AM »

Yes! No terrorists lurking our streets! Ship them away!

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Serious / WE ARE FUCKING HUMAN BATTERIES!
« on: November 28, 2019, 09:11:24 AM »


WHEN YOU USE TWITTER, SNAPCHAT, INSTAGRAM, AND MAYBE EVEN THIS SITE,

YOU ARE KEEPING THE MACHINES RUNNING!

YOU ARE BEING USED LIKE LANDSTOCK FOR THE ADVERTISERS AND THE COMPANY ITSELF.

YOU ARE FUELLING THE MACHINES!

YOU MAY THINK YOU ARE BEING "SOCIAL" BUT YOUR ACTIVITY AND FALSE REALITY FUELS THEM.

YOU ARE A HUMAN BATTERY!

THEY WANT YOU TO BE DOCILE AND ALWAYS BE ACTIVE.

Spoiler
KEEP RUNNING THE IMAGINARY "WHEEL" LIKE A HAPPY HAMSTER UNTIL IT KILLS YOU!



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The Flood / Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation
« on: November 28, 2019, 08:55:57 AM »
YouTube

Quote
Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment may force the Make-A-Wish Foundation to shut down.
Make-A-Wish Foundation made some stupid mistakes in the past. 🤦‍♂️

edit: The video is glitchy because the kid wished for the evidence of his wrongdoing to be destroyed.

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The Flood / NSFW Herobrine gone...
« on: November 27, 2019, 01:44:31 PM »
...Sexual?


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The Flood / I am the first brand new member here in 2019?
« on: November 24, 2019, 12:44:02 PM »
Notices the: "Note: this post will not display until it's been approved by a moderator."

Well, that is just great! I can tell why this forum was considered "trash" by some former Flood, and obviously not the "Not Secure" connection hovering over me like a bad omen.

...So, what do you guys think of this site? Where is everyone now?


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