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Messages - Joan_of_Boat

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: Today at 02:18:55 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Titan Fall 2 is FREE if you have PS PLUS!
« on: December 06, 2019, 09:13:19 PM »
10/10

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The Flood / Re: If a girl can't read a word correctly, she is stupid.
« on: December 06, 2019, 08:52:32 AM »
Quote
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Please! Please! They forced me to shake hands with people in the neighbourhood, and give the thumbs up to whoever I saw!

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Take this criticism: "Go to 22° 13′ 40.8″ N, 113° 55′ 58.8″ E, and become my forced escort!"

Okay, meet you there!

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The Flood / As an escaped child politician in Africa...
« on: December 05, 2019, 09:58:40 AM »
I kissed a baby...

And didn't care who's baby it was...

 :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

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The Flood / Re: hUGE nIGGERS dICK fILLING iNNOCENT bOY bUSSY
« on: December 05, 2019, 09:50:49 AM »
Stop posting.
More like "Stop breathing."

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The Flood / Re: Hello, I am Chris Roberts! I am very busy!
« on: December 04, 2019, 12:10:07 PM »
OH GOD! WW3?!?!

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The Flood / Hello, I am Chris Roberts! I am very busy!
« on: December 03, 2019, 07:45:52 PM »

HEY!!!!!!!

Get out of my room! Didn’t I say I was VERY busy?

Right now, I am casting a spell to kill my fans throwing money at me!

You see, my republican parents raised me into a level 95 mage, so watch out, Dereck Unsmart!

Haha! I won't kill you for entering into my room unless you call my psychiatrist!

Anyway, why would I want to kill my own fanbase? You see... They are trying to drown me in my sleep with money! Those sneaky buggers!

First, it was the campaign goal, then it was the stretch goals, then it was the ships, the store bundles, and the money hole!

I am crying all the time from my life energies being sucked to create a universe while the programmers transform to my labourers as I cast hunch back virus!

However, these fans are throwing millions of hard cash and digital payments as psychological projectiles to make me destroy what I love, such as my family and action figures!

They chant “Chris Roberts must die to make Star Citizen” and have goon blood sacrifices to summon hoards of furries into my own office!

I barely escaped with my wives.

I don't think they deserved my love, but my mercy.

I am Chris Roberts, and don't call the police!

If you do, I will find you, and cast fireball on those you love.

#gangsta #purification #harrypotter

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The Flood / Re: Wait sandtrap died??
« on: December 02, 2019, 06:52:55 PM »
Jesus Christ!

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The Flood / Re: Are you on drugs?
« on: December 02, 2019, 06:49:18 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Are you on drugs?
« on: December 02, 2019, 06:42:13 PM »
tfw no coke addict gf
I can be your addict gf. He he he he.  :P

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The Flood / Re: Are you on drugs?
« on: December 02, 2019, 12:51:43 PM »
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Let me use this to fuck you up, little kid. 🧒

Just want to feel extra powerful, that's all.

Just take your happy pill up your arse.

Trust me! I am a doctor!

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The Flood / Re: Are you on drugs?
« on: December 02, 2019, 12:50:01 PM »
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ARE YOU SQUARE?

Spoiler
BE A CYLINDER INSTEAD!

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The Flood / Re: Are you on drugs?
« on: December 02, 2019, 12:49:41 PM »
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TAKE MY WHITE EGES! I AM ANGRY BEING CHICKEN!!

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The Flood / Re: Are you on drugs?
« on: December 02, 2019, 12:49:19 PM »
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MY PEPE IS HARD! OH NO! SORRY I AM ATTRACTED TO LOSERS!

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The Flood / Re: Are you on drugs?
« on: December 02, 2019, 12:49:00 PM »
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You have a hang over, let me rub this on your testies... I MEAN EYES!

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The Flood / Re: Are you on drugs?
« on: December 02, 2019, 12:48:40 PM »
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Take my anti depressants, it is made of piss.

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The Flood / Are you on drugs?
« on: December 02, 2019, 12:37:06 PM »



You should stop eating that NNN Nutella with that trans cow milk!

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Serious / Re: Boris Johnson pushing for snap election December 12
« on: December 01, 2019, 01:02:41 PM »
I do share a "political perspective" with him though, and it's that Muslim women do LOOK like LETTERBOXES and BANK ROBBERS, so I feel like I share the same point of view with this British Trump.

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Are you good at driving?

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The Flood / Re: Herobrine gone...
« on: December 01, 2019, 12:55:51 PM »
dumb thread
If you don't believe in Herobrine, then your IQ must be below 0.

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: November 30, 2019, 07:59:38 PM »

Please copy image link if you are a deaf person.

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Gaming / Re: Jedi Fallen Order
« on: November 30, 2019, 07:57:57 PM »
WAIT?!

Furries play this game?

*aims flame thrower at OP*

This is for what you did to Chewbacca!

*purifies OP alive*

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The Flood / Re: unpopular opinions
« on: November 29, 2019, 01:49:54 PM »
The holocaust was bad.

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The Flood / Re: I am the first brand new member here in 2019?
« on: November 29, 2019, 01:46:59 PM »
do people still know or care about our existence?
Well, only the ones who were there tbh.

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Gaming / Re: Google Stadia
« on: November 29, 2019, 01:44:54 PM »
I will take Stadia over 10000$ gaming PC any day.
Are you retarded?
Spoiler

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The Flood / Re: What did you buy for Black Friday
« on: November 29, 2019, 01:30:59 PM »
Also, your mom because she was too expensive for your dad yesterday, and I purchased her before your old man could. GREAT bed time stories for just the price of "marriage counsellor"?!  :P

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The Flood / Re: nobody beats their heads in like a cop
« on: November 29, 2019, 01:27:18 PM »
Cops are machines, drones. One of them dead, is you protecting the human race from future robot overlords.


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