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Messages - Joan_of_Boat
« on: December 06, 2019, 08:52:32 AM »
I can call you BettyPlease! Please! They forced me to shake hands with people in the neighbourhood, and give the thumbs up to whoever I saw!
If you haven't... GREAT GAME! You should get it before it's gone!
« on: December 05, 2019, 10:15:59 AM »
Take this criticism: "Go to 22° 13′ 40.8″ N, 113° 55′ 58.8″ E, and become my forced escort!"
Okay, meet you there!
Stop posting.More like "Stop breathing."
Get out of my room! Didn’t I say I was VERY busy?
Right now, I am casting a spell to kill my fans throwing money at me!
You see, my republican parents raised me into a level 95 mage, so watch out, Dereck Unsmart!
Haha! I won't kill you for entering into my room unless you call my psychiatrist!
Anyway, why would I want to kill my own fanbase? You see... They are trying to drown me in my sleep with money! Those sneaky buggers!
First, it was the campaign goal, then it was the stretch goals, then it was the ships, the store bundles, and the money hole!
I am crying all the time from my life energies being sucked to create a universe while the programmers transform to my labourers as I cast hunch back virus!
However, these fans are throwing millions of hard cash and digital payments as psychological projectiles to make me destroy what I love, such as my family and action figures!
They chant “Chris Roberts must die to make Star Citizen” and have goon blood sacrifices to summon hoards of furries into my own office!
I barely escaped with my wives.
I don't think they deserved my love, but my mercy.
I am Chris Roberts, and don't call the police!
If you do, I will find you, and cast fireball on those you love.
#gangsta #purification #harrypotter
i wish i wasWish you weren't
tfw no coke addict gfI can be your addict gf. He he he he.
« on: December 01, 2019, 01:02:41 PM »
I do share a "political perspective" with him though, and it's that Muslim women do LOOK like LETTERBOXES and BANK ROBBERS, so I feel like I share the same point of view with this British Trump.
« on: December 01, 2019, 12:57:16 PM »
Are you good at driving?
dumb threadIf you don't believe in Herobrine, then your IQ must be below 0.
« on: November 29, 2019, 01:46:59 PM »
do people still know or care about our existence?Well, only the ones who were there tbh.
I will take Stadia over 10000$ gaming PC any day.Are you retarded?