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Gaming / Re: Your least favorite games
« on: Today at 08:14:40 AM »
I don`t really hate any games, except those, which are too broken that you can`t finish them. I dislike MOBAs though, because to win you need to coop with team of people with different autism level, if you play with random people, also matches take from 30 minutes to hour each. In professional MOBA games, it usually takes one mistake to decide outcome of match, like 1 MINUTE OF INTENCE GAMEPLAY PER 30 MIN - HOUR MATCH, and I don`t really like it.

I also dislike concept of microtransactions in games you already paid for or chopping game into paid DLC, I dislike typical anime clishe characters or vague storytelling without any reason behind it, I dislike new games use names of older popular franchises only to capitalize on fans of older games buying their game.

I can`t really name any game, but thats maybe because it`s either I go with low expctations for games, or because I pick games carefully on things I might enjoy and filter games I would likely not enjoy.

P.S: Life of Black Tiger is shit.

The Flood / Re: Help... I'm in love with Troy!
« on: January 15, 2018, 09:27:33 AM »
I thought this was going to be about Troy (the film)

The Flood / Re: Since selfies are trending on Sep7...
« on: January 15, 2018, 09:14:22 AM »
Allahu akbar my fellow Chechen

The Flood / Re: job interview tomorrow
« on: January 15, 2018, 06:13:01 AM »
Good luck.

The Flood / Since selfies are trending on Sep7...
« on: January 14, 2018, 07:42:22 PM »

Hello, guys. Today I'm gonna start working on spaceship as a high ranked member group of premium squad 1990. Since my command asked me to not show any footage of spaceship, but permitted to show only appearance in uniform, and only to dearest people, I've decided to show it to you, since this site is very dear to me. Here`s my badge:

As you can see here, on top of it you can see emblem of our starship, which is rider on horse, in honor to the original creator of our starship, which liked to place bet on horse rides. Below you can see my name, Woolen, and surname, the Original, and also you can see my rank in arabic numerics, which is 420. So next I'm gonna be put into stasis chamber with a lot of sleeping gas, which sometimes causes side efects of numbing, isterical laugh and swearing to people and calling them racial slurs in different languages. So yeah, goodnight, see ya, hmm, I don`t know, tommorow.

P.S: sorry for any spelling mistakes, I was typing it on mobile device.

The Flood / Re: obligatory potila shopko pic
« on: January 14, 2018, 04:35:31 PM »

Gaming / Re: Come up with 2018 gaming predictions
« on: January 13, 2018, 07:06:27 AM »
It`s going to be like this:


longest running weebery thread would be made by THE hater of weebery
Verb wants to teach us a valuable lesson.

fate is not a series i want to fuck with for a while

mainly because of this shit
it's also pure trash

Says the faggot who likes Mari and probably Eva 3.0 as well.
The nasuverse was a mistake. It's nothing but trash.

Not if you accept the truth that only Carnival Phantasm is canon.
Lancer ga shinda!
Yours favorite ending of Badump! Date Super Plan?

Also, devilman has also been gore porn.
doesn't matter, crybaby isn't, despite having the appearance of such
I dunno verb, I think you might have been memed. I'm only for episodes in but I'm not convinced.
you're also not that intelligent and probably aren't very good at reading into things

not that the show is very deep or subtle

Ooooh, my heart. I think you're just reading too much into it. You want so badly for it to align with your philosophies that you're choosing to ignore all the evidence to the contrary.
I don`t think that there is gore porn either. By little what I saw, I think porn there is more revolved around movement and changing shapes, like in Me!Me!Me!, and I don`t think that there would be such a cheap trick as gore porn there.

Also there is difference between gore porn (as whole) and gore & porn (as separate things).

Also, devilman has also been gore porn.
doesn't matter, crybaby isn't, despite having the appearance of such
I dunno verb, I think you might have been memed. I'm only for episodes in but I'm not convinced.
you're also not that intelligent and probably aren't very good at reading into things

not that the show is very deep or subtle
No way. Are you defending anime? You really should watch some shitshow

Serious / Re: Damore sues Google
« on: January 11, 2018, 05:03:44 PM »
Also no, You don’t have to be involved in Gamergate to think game journalism is shit.




Gaming / Re: Rainbow Six Siege
« on: January 11, 2018, 01:39:57 PM »
Maybe in a future, when I have good PC and money, I would play it.

this last show kind of ruined my brain so idk what i'm gonna follow it up with
Something that will bring you back resolve to prove that anime is shit. Something that will feel as achievement in your diploma on topic "Anime is shit". In other words: Sword Art Online

Nah, that's baby shit.
What will really get him back on track is Eromanga Sensei
It`s not about how shit is the show, it`s about how many people wrongfully think that their show is good. It would be better to include Sword Art Online to diploma, because it`s more popular and thus more heretics who watch child cartoons will realize how shit is their show.

While Eromanga Sensei at least has respect to their viewers just by warning you and acknowledging that it is shit right in the title (See here —> Shitmanga Sensei), Sword Art Online works in total different way. Just like Jake or Logan Paul, it first lures kids by it`s overpowered protagonist, which then proseeds to deny any logic of described setting and disrespect you as viewer.

Anime is cartoons.

this last show kind of ruined my brain so idk what i'm gonna follow it up with
Something that will bring you back resolve to prove that anime is shit. Something that will feel as achievement in your diploma on topic "Anime is shit". In other words: Sword Art Online

Verb put Fate/Zero before Fate/Stay Night, it's much better for beginners.
No, if he's going to do Deen stay night he should do that before Zero.
Lol, if something you both should recommend him Garden of Sinners, at least because it`s first Type-Moon creators project, also it was adapted into eight 1-2 hours movies instead being adapted to 20 min episodes.

Isn't Devilman what Salamence is kinda inspired by?
There was a lot of things inspired by Devilman, so I wouldn`t be surprised.

I decided to take a break from the 1995 shit to watch something more contemporary instead—in fact, this is something that dropped less than a week ago on Netflix, so this show is actually extremely relevant right now.

If your name is Snake, then don't read this overview at all. Just watch the show. I'm specifically recommending this one to you.
Devilman Crybaby (Science Saru, 2018, completed)

I am so very conflicted about this show. On one hand, this anime contains pretty much ALL of the themes that I've been searching for ever since I decided that the medium was irrevocably terrible: It's a dark, cutthroat, extremely hateful, grotesquely brutal, and delightfully ultraviolent examination of humanity, exploding with blatant, unflinching, and intensely misanthropic messages. This is EVERYTHING that I've ever wanted to see—and for what it's worth, it does it so very well... For the most part. We'll get to what sucks about it later.

While the show relentlessly beats you over the head with the most vile and unpleasant aspects of human nature, with decidedly unsexy fanservice, perverted characters, and continuous sexual imagery (including a gay sex scene), all of which seem to coldly mock the human desire for sex, rather than celebrate it (which I've been begging to see in an anime for YEARS). On top of that, there's some patently horrific and genuinely harrowing scenarios that each character finds themselves in, and they all effectively and rapidly evoke feelings of anger, sorrow, disgust, and despair, all in one gut-punching 10-episode package.

On paper, this should've been my favorite anime (and it IS on paper, since it's based on a manga written in the '70s). But, as perfect as it may seem for me, I'm afraid cannot ignore the simple fact that it's ultimately just as flawed as every other anime I've given a lower score to. And that pains me SO MUCH to say, because I feel like a show like this only comes once in a lifetime (and previous adaptations of the same story don't count). It feels like someone in Japan heard all of my requests across the Pacific Ocean, but my voice was too muffled for them to hear precisely every last detail of what I wanted to see.

The degree to which this show condemns scummy human behavior is palpable and scathing, sure. That's great. But it's still not quite misanthropic enough for me. Since the story is supposed to be a shonen manga for younger boys (despite all the pornographic imagery), the ending still has a relatively positive and vaguely life-affirming note—albeit, in a highly Pyrrhic fashion, but a trapping that I would've preferred this series not to have fallen into, because I feel like it undermines the sheer intensity of the rest of the show.

Not to mention, after the catastrophic acutely heart-raping events of the penultimate episode, I'm left almost completely numb to the ensuing apocalypse that happens during the finale, where the show starts losing its footing a little bit in terms of pacing. Sure, it's an undeniably emotional, poignant, and tightly-constructed ending that I wish I could've appreciated more, because on the same level, I feel like you almost could've ended the series one episode earlier and have been mostly fine.

However, those issues, among other various technical aspects that I don't really care to go into right now, I have are relatively minor compared to my biggest issue, and I think it has to do with a small yet significant difference in vision and philosophy. I'm willing to accept that I may be undergoing some cognitive dissonance here, but I intend to smooth my thoughts out over the next few days so that they're more clear.

Basically, I get it. People are awful. People are disgusting. People are the worst scum on the planet. The world is a much better place without us. This show illustrates these messages competently, yet also to a grave fault. I don't need to be told these things; other people do. But think about the kind of people that this series would most likely appeal to.

In spite of its attempts to shock and horrify the viewer, let's be honest with ourselves. It pretty much winds up pandering to the same scumfuck people that the show is disgracing. They're going to treat the series as gore porn, in spite of all the attempts to question why you find that shit entertaining in the first place, causing them to miss the point entirely. Normally, this wouldn't be so bad—I can already hear someone saying "that's not the show's fault." And to some degree, you'd be right. However, it still finds itself pandering to the worst kinds of people, almost by nature, which I consider a failure on the show's part.

This is what I like to call the Me!Me!Me! effect, where your messages gets buried by the people that you're trying to reach out to, all while giving them a shotgun to kill you with. Also, you can also kinda tell that the animators really had a blast animating some of the more fucked up scenes, which may have added to their devastatingly stomach-churning nature, but it also puts a sick taste in my mouth, upon further reflection. This anime was made by the same filthy scumfucks the show appears to hate so much, and they relished in every second of its creation. Kind of undermines the message, too, though I'm willing to concede that I'm being too presumptuous here.

But you can see now why I'm so torn about this one. But I think I've finally decided where the tip scales for me. We've just come to different conclusions, and this is what I meant earlier, when I said I wanted it to be even more hateful. The show is misanthropic (good philosophy), yet life-affirming (poor conclusion)—that is my ultimate problem, because it fails to provide a tangible justification for the latter position. I don't want a series like this to have ANY semblance of positivity towards life on earth, but it seems convinced that humans, though flawed beings, are still forgivable. Needless to say, I strongly disagree with this. All I wanted to do when I finished this series was spit blood in the face of life itself, which is all I think anyone should ever want to do. It does not inspire any confidence within me that things will get better, so long as we all stop being pieces of shit.

That's where I wanted more from this story, and there's precisely where I didn't get it, and it hurts the overall narrative a lot for me.

That all being said, I'm still incredibly happy that a series like this exists (and the story itself has been floating around for decades), because it's the closest an anime has ever come to meeting almost every one of my prerequisites. Every scene depicting sex, alcohol consumption, and other shitty, debaucherous behaviors (including rape) is portrayed with a underlying sense of "This is you. This is how disgusting you are." and it all makes life on earth seem so incredibly foolish, embarrassing, and shameful.

This show comes a cunt hair away from transcending all of the trappings that I hate seeing so much in nearly every single anime that I've ever tried, so it's sad to have to admit that it ultimately came up short for me.

I'm not quite sure what I'd give this show /10, because of my mixed reactions to it. Right now, it could be anywhere between a 4 and a 6. It's quite the anomaly.
Maybe you would like Texhnolyze, who knows.

The Flood / Re: Favorite serial killer
« on: January 10, 2018, 02:03:29 PM »
That one that haven`t being caught and his name is unknown

Gaming / Re: Biggest flaws in your favorite games.
« on: January 09, 2018, 08:00:45 PM »
VA-11 Hall-A:

Blacklight: Retribution:
- lack of any advertisement of game;
-lack of playerbase;

Issues that might be fixed in late January patch:
-weapon balance;
-prehistoric servers;
-the thing that my game crashes at random for no reason in 1 - 10 span after entering lobby;
-annoying launcher;

Balance issues, powercreep, cheese to counter cheese and favoring new content over fixing current content.

The Flood / Re: Haha I caught you in my pokeball xD
« on: January 09, 2018, 06:07:11 PM »

Okay, but what if I have a boyfriend?

The Flood / Re: This is what I fear
« on: January 09, 2018, 03:52:14 AM »

Serious / Re: Global climate change (WAKA: Global warming)
« on: January 08, 2018, 02:02:39 PM »
Winter here basically: Winter - Spring - Winter - Spring - Winter... Ugh, today it started snowing again.

The Flood / Re: I like richard spencer, he seems like a nice guy
« on: January 08, 2018, 12:49:43 PM »
disclaimer reddit is actually a good website
As well as Facebook. Or Sep7agon.

The Flood / Re: When did you realize that you were different?
« on: January 07, 2018, 06:16:08 PM »
When I noticed I have 3rd nipple on my right breast
You didnt realise anything bad after the second one?
I meant third in general, one on left and 2 on right, sorry.

The Flood / Re: o
« on: January 07, 2018, 06:05:00 PM »
You called me?

The Flood / Re: When did you realize that you were different?
« on: January 07, 2018, 04:41:11 PM »
When I noticed I have 3rd nipple on my right breast

The Flood / Re: Things u hate about ou computer
« on: January 07, 2018, 04:32:21 PM »
none, my computer is bretty good

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