Is everything alright, Paul?

http://thehideout.boards.net/

Feel free to have a look.

Yes, this warranted a thread.

There was once a user by the name of Decimator Omega. He didn't understand the concept of the internet that he wasn't suppose to take it seriously, but he took everything to heart, even the internet and text on the internet. To him, every negative feedback was a person shouting at him. Deci was losing his mind everyday he spent time chained up to his computer. He doesn't get much food and only gets water from the toilet. He is a slave to the system.

Then one day, Deci snaps. But he doesn't snap online. He smashes his computer monitor and goes on a rampage out in the streets of Murrica causing a second civil war over Americans losing their guns.

That was more than enough time to complete his master plan. Deci runs around the apartment looking for his spare computer "Where is it?" he asked himself because all autistic people talk to themselves. "WHERE IS IT?!?" He started shouting.

He digs into his closet, finally finds the computer and hooks it up.

"Ahhhh.... Linux" He said with ease. Deci opens up a hack tool called LOIC and types in Sep7agon.net in the big bar and hits the lock on button and then hits "I'MMA CHARGIN MY LAZOR!!!" Flooding Sep7agon to oblivion until it is taken offline, he uses a proxy in the process.

An alarm goes off, Cheat wakes up, cleans the yard, takes out the trash, and goes on Sep7agon. "What the fuck?" Cheat asked himself in confusion seeing that his site is offline. He calls bluehost tech support to try and figure out what is going on. An Indian man answers the phone. Cheat asks the Indian man "Why did my site go offline?" the Indian man said "hold on one moment" and put Cheat on hold. 6 hours go by. Cheat is pissed and hangs up. "God what a fucked up day. I need to switch to a new host"

The phone rings, Cheat answers the phone. "Hello?"

"Hello Cheat. It's me, Deci."

"How did you get this number?" Cheat said in fear. Deci looked around his room with a half crazy smile while still on the line with Cheat. "Oh that..." said Deci "That's a secret Cheat, but I'll tell you what's not a secret, I just took down your website permanently."

"YOU WHAT?!?" Cheat exploded in rage. "WHY YOU LITTLE SHIT I'M REPORTING YOU TO THE FBI!"

"You can't" said Deci "This was an inside job, I paid big bucks for this, and they're coming after you Cheat! Just like how they got all the others."

Cheat stammered "...O-o-others?"

Deci's smile grew wide, it was an evil smile, a psychotic smile. He hangs up the phone on Cheat.

Cheat realizes he's in deep shit so he does everything he can to get the fuck out, but it's too late, the men in black show up at his door, tackling Cheat to the ground and handcuffing him.

Cheat blacks out after the men in black knock him out with a swift punch to the face. "Wake up Mr Lancer" a voice said. Cheat's eyes start to open. "WAKE UP!" The voice screamed. It was Deci. He was standing by with an axe. The room was a deep underground bunker that Deci found, the room smelled like rotting decaying flesh.

Cheat felt sick from the smell. He threw up on the floor.

"Goooood" Deci said in a whisper.

Cheat looked around the room, he noticed there were decapitated bodies everywhere with handcuffs on there wrists. He screamed in fear as he saw the horror of the lifeless headless bodies.

"Wh-Who were they?" Stammered Cheat.

Deci's smile grew wider. "These..." Deci said "were the idiots that you were housing on your site. I took your site offline to get their IP's, tracked them down one by one with the help of the FBI and NSA, and brought them here all individually, decapitating their heads off and eating them! It took me 6 hours to get everyone. Everyone except for you." Deci started laughing maniacally.

Cheat was tearing up, crying at all the people he knew that he lost. "YOU'RE SICK!" Cheat shouted in anger. "YOU'RE A SICK FUCK YOU KNOW THAT?!? I SHOULD HAVE BANNED YOU FROM MY SITE WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE! THESE PEOPLE DID NOTHING TO YOU! YOU NEED HELP!"

Deci kept laughing.

"Wait!" Cheat exclaimed, "Where is my cousin?!?"

"Oho, don't worry boyo, he's next. You won't be here when I have my way with him for desert."said Deci. "Any last words?"

"Ex-explosion." Stammered Cheat. "What did you say?" Deci demand. Cheat let out all of his energy, he knew he was going to die, Cheat had a sadistic grin as his head was down to hide it. He took a deep breath and shouted at the top of his lungs "EXPLOSION IMMINENT!"

Deci's blood began to boil. "WHY YOU MOTHERFUCKING PECKER FUCKER!" He screamed. He dropped the axe and started beating shit out of the dead headless Sep7agon members and staff. While Deci was distracted, Cheat grabbed the axe and used the edge to break off his handcuffs.

Deci turned around to see that Cheat had the axe and was holding it close the Deci's head. Deci was scared. "Cheat please don't do this. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. I just wanted to fit in, and when I didn't fit in, this was the only rational thing I can do." He said. "Come on man I already paid the FBI a lot of money to capture all of you, they didn't know what my plan was, please don't do this man. Please?"

Cheat looked at Deci in pity, then took a quick glace to see that there were rotting bodies of the very people who used to populate and post regularly on this site.

"AUTISM SPEAKS MOTHERFUCKER!" Cheat shouted.

Cheat decapitated Deci with his own axe in a split-second before Deci even had the chance to react. The deed was done, but the massacre that took place has already fucked him for life. The wounds will never heal.

"Looks like there's only one thing I can do." Said Cheat out loud to himself.

Later that night Cheat was at home making stew for dinner. Blazed walks into the front door. "How's it going cousin? Dinner smells good, I'm starving."

"Good, you'll love dinner" said Cheat.

Blazed typed 'sep7agon.net' on the address bar. "Oh what the fuck?" he reacted, "the site won't load, what gives?"

"Yeah I had to take it offline for good." Said Cheat. Blazed was confused. "Why, what the hell happened?" he said.

"You don't want to know, cousin" said cheat "now eat up."

Blazed was enjoying the stew that Cheat made for him. "Mmmmmm this is some good shit cheat" he said "what is it?"

Cheat had a half smile and responded "It's Deci."

Blazed's eyes grew wide, he dropped the spoon in horror. "What?!?" blazed shirked in a hushed whisper.

"It's Deci." Cheat repeated. "Or at least what's left of him."

Blazed immediately ran to the bathroom and threw up. Cheat just sat there, quietly. And smiled. An evil smile.

The End.

All you need now is just 1 more person really. I find it insane how many people are on the Xbox side and not the PS side.

inb4FuckPlaystation.

Besides, I could use some new people on PS for strikes on that one game I don't dare speak of here. <_<

Oh and I play other shit on PS as well. Does anyone here have Need 4 Speed Rivals?

You look at Legendary and Mythic and you have a lot of people with color in them and some creativity, and then you look at Heroic it's just so damn bland, and what sucks that you won't be able to even see your customization anymore because Anarchy is gone, so this pretty much leaves Heroic in the bland state.

Yeah it may have been too easy to get at the time before Cheat changed the rules, but holy hell is it completely dull. Can't Heroic at least have the option to alter colors?

And before someone says "Why do you give a shit about a stupid title bar rank?"

This is why. Lack of customization really. And before someone says "why do you give a fuck about customization?" I'd ask "well then why do you have customization on yours?" assuming that you're Legendary/Mythic that is.

I like having creativity on title bars, it reminds me of the Coup days when I see it on here, minus the eye bleeding coups that people used to have on Bungie.old

I don't get it, why do we even have nameplates to choose from when really we can just go with a custom nameplate template? Why even have premade restricted ones to begin with?

Cheat I love your site but I hate some of these restrictions. What's really irritating is that everyone has the option to edit this, but it will not display it obviously because you do not have the permission to do that.

Why though. Seriously would it really hurt to just have at the bare minimum custom nameplates for the Heroics or the second to last heroics? No one is posting just for the sake of ranking up to get their post count up to unlock this stuff .... right?

I know it's sounds like I'm complaining... Actually..... I am. What gives?

What do you think? Do you think it's silly to keep this shit at a high rank or rank at all? Or do you think it should remain this way because you feel special? OR do you think it should be a Mythic exclusive? (I really hope I'm not giving Cheat any funny ideas)

Discuss.

Me: "Oh fuck, what did I do now to get a warning/lite-ban?"

What about you?

Inspired by the idea of longface to donate to Sep7agon, why not include a nameplate for donating? So I went ahead and gave this a try:



The only reason why I can't test it myself is because I'm Heroic. So pretty much anyone that's legendary/mythic. Can you test this out and leave feedback?

Notes: Originally the supporter nameplate was going to include the original Sep7agon nameplate but with the word "supporter" added right next to it, but that seemed too dull.

The color was gold at first during editing, but I figured that would match the color of the admins too much confusing people, so I went with green as in the color of money.

Any feedback is appreciated. I don't know if Cheat will ever implement a donation system for sep7agon, but I like the idea of having a nameplate for a year or 2 and then the nameplate expires, the bonus would also be that you have no ads. Of course the nameplate would be toggled, but when the nameplate expires you'd have to donate for example $25 for one year to get it back. It would be setup as a request nameplate option only except you donate instead of giving a reason to get the nameplate.

So yeah, let me know what you guys think about this.

Update: Version 2 now available. The change is I decreased the bit of the glow and made the color scheme more of the original instead. I did not alter colors this time. I used the color picker to get the glow color to match the color of the actual sep7agon logo.

Update 2: Made another version favoring back to the green. New logo used instead of the Sep7agon logo itself. I really don't know what I'm doing anymore lol.

Update 3: Revised it a bit.

Update 4: New logo, changed the green a bit.Took about an hour.

Update 5: Changed the glow from green to red. Replaced the logo with just a heart.

Update 6: Made it pink, it's what Cheat wanted.

Update 7: Toned down the glow because making the heart transparent didn't work.

Apparently my heart beating at 106 bpm isn't normal. Thing is, I'm under a lot of stress half the time. It has something to do with my nervous system, and this is the first time I've been to a new place in a sense with people I don't really know.

So I had a blood test.

Hopefully it's not something too serious whenever the results come back.. What do you think?

It all makes sense now. This day, the fact that I'm a joke. The threads that I made, it's because I'm the fool of April.

Also, 12 more minutes until this stupid day is over. What are you doing now?

I don't even know what I did..... What did I do? Where do I go? 

*cries*

I'll blow your brains out! Get away from me! Gaaaaahh! Aaaaahh! Don't touch me, you freaks, I won't be like you, I'll die first!

Find your own hiding place, the monsters are everywhere!
Play dead! That's what I did... played dead. They took the live ones... Oh, God, I can still hear them!

Monsters...
AHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHAAAHHH...
Just leave me alone!
Sarge? Mendoza ? Bisenti ? Oh, God... the things took them, oh God, I can still hear them...  They're gone! Get it? Gone!

They won't get me! Oh God... oh God I don't want to be like them, please, please no, please nooo...

http://sep7agon.net/index.php?topic=33442.0

Okay. First things first. The thread was a joke. I'm in this Steam Group called PC Master Race for the lolz because I pretend to be Elitist from time to time, but in reality I enjoy both. I own a PS4 on the side because of exclusives.

Mods if this is against the rules and you need to lock this, I did not know. I don't know what counts anymore so please forgive my ignorance. Don't warn or ban me pretty please. But I have one question and no I can't simply PM all of the members on the site about this. Why was Verbatim so butthurt about what I posted? And I thought I took shit seriously.

I'm reading through this thread right now laughing really hard. I didn't even have to post anything. Like Christ guys really?

So what's the deal? What's the drama? What the hell did I miss that lasted this long? A whole 8 fucking pages? Like damn man. I don't get it.

Can someone tell me what went wrong here? Please?

This kind of shit would happen often.

And it feels fucking amazing. 

FOREVER!

Unless....

There is one thing that can get Sep7agon to go for years, if not decades. A product. So here's the story. It's 2017. Cheat has made some budget cuts to the forum after the ad provider decided to give him the finger and take off. He is in no position to keep the site up for very long and members are dropping like flies. Not only is Cheat losing money after investing into Sep7agon and it's hosting, but it's also becoming harder and harder for him to keep the server up.

So Cheat decides you pick you for a very important task. He wants to to design a revolutionary product that is guaranteed to put Sep7agon on a famous spotlight and bring traffic back with new members, as well as purchasing this hot ticket item that will make people scream "OMG I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT!"

You can make it happen and allow Sep7agon to live on for decades, taking a life on it's own and becoming big.

If you succeed, Sep7agon will be the next go to place at the cool kids club and will be mentioned world wide, if you fail, The website will die out leaving Cheat no choice but to put the website down and out of it's misery while looking at you in complete disappointment.

With that said, what is this revolutionary product that you will create to try to save Sep7agon from certain death?

The weight rests on your shoulders. Do you actually attempt your best to create this awesome product? Or do you create a shit product on purpose to kill the website faster?

What will be the name of this product that you create? Will you impress Cheat with it or will you let him down?