The Sep7agon Massacre

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There was once a user by the name of Decimator Omega. He didn't understand the concept of the internet that he wasn't suppose to take it seriously, but he took everything to heart, even the internet and text on the internet. To him, every negative feedback was a person shouting at him. Deci was losing his mind everyday he spent time chained up to his computer. He doesn't get much food and only gets water from the toilet. He is a slave to the system.

Then one day, Deci snaps. But he doesn't snap online. He smashes his computer monitor and goes on a rampage out in the streets of Murrica causing a second civil war over Americans losing their guns.

That was more than enough time to complete his master plan. Deci runs around the apartment looking for his spare computer "Where is it?" he asked himself because all autistic people talk to themselves. "WHERE IS IT?!?" He started shouting.

He digs into his closet, finally finds the computer and hooks it up.

"Ahhhh.... Linux" He said with ease. Deci opens up a hack tool called LOIC and types in Sep7agon.net in the big bar and hits the lock on button and then hits "I'MMA CHARGIN MY LAZOR!!!" Flooding Sep7agon to oblivion until it is taken offline, he uses a proxy in the process.

An alarm goes off, Cheat wakes up, cleans the yard, takes out the trash, and goes on Sep7agon. "What the fuck?" Cheat asked himself in confusion seeing that his site is offline. He calls bluehost tech support to try and figure out what is going on. An Indian man answers the phone. Cheat asks the Indian man "Why did my site go offline?" the Indian man said "hold on one moment" and put Cheat on hold. 6 hours go by. Cheat is pissed and hangs up. "God what a fucked up day. I need to switch to a new host"

The phone rings, Cheat answers the phone. "Hello?"

"Hello Cheat. It's me, Deci."

"How did you get this number?" Cheat said in fear. Deci looked around his room with a half crazy smile while still on the line with Cheat. "Oh that..." said Deci "That's a secret Cheat, but I'll tell you what's not a secret, I just took down your website permanently."

"YOU WHAT?!?" Cheat exploded in rage. "WHY YOU LITTLE SHIT I'M REPORTING YOU TO THE FBI!"

"You can't" said Deci "This was an inside job, I paid big bucks for this, and they're coming after you Cheat! Just like how they got all the others."

Cheat stammered "...O-o-others?"

Deci's smile grew wide, it was an evil smile, a psychotic smile. He hangs up the phone on Cheat.

Cheat realizes he's in deep shit so he does everything he can to get the fuck out, but it's too late, the men in black show up at his door, tackling Cheat to the ground and handcuffing him.

Cheat blacks out after the men in black knock him out with a swift punch to the face. "Wake up Mr Lancer" a voice said. Cheat's eyes start to open. "WAKE UP!" The voice screamed. It was Deci. He was standing by with an axe. The room was a deep underground bunker that Deci found, the room smelled like rotting decaying flesh.

Cheat felt sick from the smell. He threw up on the floor.

"Goooood" Deci said in a whisper.

Cheat looked around the room, he noticed there were decapitated bodies everywhere with handcuffs on there wrists. He screamed in fear as he saw the horror of the lifeless headless bodies.

"Wh-Who were they?" Stammered Cheat.

Deci's smile grew wider. "These..." Deci said "were the idiots that you were housing on your site. I took your site offline to get their IP's, tracked them down one by one with the help of the FBI and NSA, and brought them here all individually, decapitating their heads off and eating them! It took me 6 hours to get everyone. Everyone except for you." Deci started laughing maniacally.

Cheat was tearing up, crying at all the people he knew that he lost. "YOU'RE SICK!" Cheat shouted in anger. "YOU'RE A SICK FUCK YOU KNOW THAT?!? I SHOULD HAVE BANNED YOU FROM MY SITE WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE! THESE PEOPLE DID NOTHING TO YOU! YOU NEED HELP!"

Deci kept laughing.

"Wait!" Cheat exclaimed, "Where is my cousin?!?"

"Oho, don't worry boyo, he's next. You won't be here when I have my way with him for desert."said Deci. "Any last words?"

"Ex-explosion." Stammered Cheat. "What did you say?" Deci demand. Cheat let out all of his energy, he knew he was going to die, Cheat had a sadistic grin as his head was down to hide it. He took a deep breath and shouted at the top of his lungs "EXPLOSION IMMINENT!"

Deci's blood began to boil. "WHY YOU MOTHERFUCKING PECKER FUCKER!" He screamed. He dropped the axe and started beating shit out of the dead headless Sep7agon members and staff. While Deci was distracted, Cheat grabbed the axe and used the edge to break off his handcuffs.

Deci turned around to see that Cheat had the axe and was holding it close the Deci's head. Deci was scared. "Cheat please don't do this. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to. I just wanted to fit in, and when I didn't fit in, this was the only rational thing I can do." He said. "Come on man I already paid the FBI a lot of money to capture all of you, they didn't know what my plan was, please don't do this man. Please?"

Cheat looked at Deci in pity, then took a quick glace to see that there were rotting bodies of the very people who used to populate and post regularly on this site.

"AUTISM SPEAKS MOTHERFUCKER!" Cheat shouted.

Cheat decapitated Deci with his own axe in a split-second before Deci even had the chance to react. The deed was done, but the massacre that took place has already fucked him for life. The wounds will never heal.

"Looks like there's only one thing I can do." Said Cheat out loud to himself.

Later that night Cheat was at home making stew for dinner. Blazed walks into the front door. "How's it going cousin? Dinner smells good, I'm starving."

"Good, you'll love dinner" said Cheat.

Blazed typed 'sep7agon.net' on the address bar. "Oh what the fuck?" he reacted, "the site won't load, what gives?"

"Yeah I had to take it offline for good." Said Cheat. Blazed was confused. "Why, what the hell happened?" he said.

"You don't want to know, cousin" said cheat "now eat up."

Blazed was enjoying the stew that Cheat made for him. "Mmmmmm this is some good shit cheat" he said "what is it?"

Cheat had a half smile and responded "It's Deci."

Blazed's eyes grew wide, he dropped the spoon in horror. "What?!?" blazed shirked in a hushed whisper.

"It's Deci." Cheat repeated. "Or at least what's left of him."

Blazed immediately ran to the bathroom and threw up. Cheat just sat there, quietly. And smiled. An evil smile.

The End.


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I actually put a lot of effort into this story.


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I actually put a lot of effort into this story.

That's fucking sad.

:/

I was really hoping you people would actually like it.


 
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I actually put a lot of effort into this story.
TBH it wasn't that bad. ;)

I was originally going to decapitate your head of in the story, but I figured that would have been too predictable, so I changed it around. Apparently that also turned out too predictable.


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I actually put a lot of effort into this story.
its rly gud, just like my favrite comic maker



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I actually put a lot of effort into this story.
its rly gud, just like my favrite comic maker



You're mocking me aren't you?


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I actually put a lot of effort into this story.

That's fucking sad.

:/

I was really hoping you people would actually like it.
You should realize that you could write an award winning novel and they would still shit on you. It takes time for people to hop off of a bandwagon.


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