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The Flood / "ayy lmao"
« on: February 15, 2016, 01:47:44 AM »

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Gaming / Re: Hardest game you've ever played?
« on: February 15, 2016, 01:28:39 AM »
I'm pretty sure anyone on Saturday Game Night  knows that doesn't help me.
We all think that until we inexplicably go 50-0. IIRC the lobby host doesn't necessarily get host ingame either, but this may not be true for Halo 5.

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Gaming / Re: Hardest game you've ever played?
« on: February 14, 2016, 11:32:53 PM »
Out of all levels you had trouble on Outskirts? I know Jackal Snipers are a pain, but that level was easy-peasy. Gravemind can eat a dick though. That first room you're in literally has no good spots to get shots on the Brutes that tear you to shreds with Carbines.
RNGravemind took me like 30 minutes just to get out of the first room because of the incessant waves of Covenant. Ended up managing to grenade jump to the top to sit back and take potshots with a carbine ayy.

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Gaming / Re: Hardest game you've ever played?
« on: February 14, 2016, 10:52:45 PM »
Halo 2 Legendary difficulty.

To be more precise, Outskirts in Legendary.


The nightmares...
tbh it was just grindy. If you got sent back to the start of a mission each death then it'd be some fair old bullshit, but the Checkpoints help, provided you don't die so much as to get sent back 2 checkpoints.

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The Flood / Re: memes
« on: February 14, 2016, 07:15:20 PM »
downvote requested

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voted

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The Flood / Re: o spartain ken is an idiot
« on: February 14, 2016, 06:16:01 PM »
he was the creator, right?
rc is father meme

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The Flood / Re: o spartain ken is an idiot
« on: February 14, 2016, 05:50:33 PM »
good 'ol ken

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Gaming / Re: Post Game Night, CAST PHOTO.
« on: February 14, 2016, 05:50:05 PM »
Fack you.


Fine, I tried to do something special and nobody likes it :/
  8)

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The Flood / Re: Bread Thread
« on: February 14, 2016, 05:41:15 PM »
tiger bread is pretty GOAT tbh

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Gaming / Re: Post Game Night, CAST PHOTO.
« on: February 14, 2016, 05:06:07 PM »
ayy look guys it's a game of Dark Link dittos on Final Destination.

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Gaming / Re: Hardest game you've ever played?
« on: February 14, 2016, 05:02:32 PM »
It depends what we're defining as "hard" here. The Legend of Zelda: OoT's overall gameplay was relatively easy aside from navigating some dungeons and a few bosses, but holy fuck was it unclear where you had to go to get the fucking kokiri sword. I kept trying to play from the start to no avail, and eventually gave up and used a walkthrough. Pre annoying stuff.

Other than that, most side scrolling platformers I've played seem to be obscenely hard. I've never actually finished Xargon or Gex by myself.

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Gaming / Re: GET FUCKING READY, GUYS
« on: February 14, 2016, 05:28:15 AM »
brb investing in Stocks of Knack

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: February 14, 2016, 03:59:27 AM »
um excuse me?
Never mind, I'm thinking of the wrong site. There was this one Smash community where almost every thread in the general discussion board had the key phrase "This salty guy on FG today..." It also had a subforum for literally every character, where if your flair denoting your Main was different to the character of the subforum, you couldn't contribute to any thread at all, because literally every other user on the website would come together in a truly gargantuan circlejerk, calling you out for saying anything about x character who you clearly know nothing about, because your flair depicts y character, and you therefore know nothing about x. I didn't even bother making an account after looking at 30 odd threads of pure shit on the front pages.

I just checked Smashboards and the layout looks different tbh fam.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 February update - Hammer Storm
« on: February 13, 2016, 09:27:59 PM »
Noble 6?

It's based off of Mk. VII
To be fair, it does look like one of the artists set out with the express intention of turning Mark V (B) into autism.

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Gaming / Re: Simple Games
« on: February 13, 2016, 08:11:14 PM »
Bubble Trouble, Planet Racer, Tower Defense, Helicopter and half of all flash games, ever, still give me some fun tbh

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 Game Night/Cast Photo. 1 HOUR BEFORE GAME NIGHT
« on: February 13, 2016, 08:05:49 PM »
FACK RECON

Dude you're not gonna get Recon from that anymore.

Can't a brother achievement hunt on a 9 year old game for the fun of it anymore smh

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: February 13, 2016, 08:02:12 PM »
Thanks, and yeah he's definitely the best ZSS I've ever played in my life and one of the best people I've played. Some of the stuff he did I have never seen before.

Nah it wasn't at Shockwave. We're in the same state and he was visiting my city for a music convention.
oh kk fam. Loved that pause at the end.

YouTube

Just accept that Samus is ded and main ZSS or Sheik fam. Also not the biggest fan of the Smashboards community tbh

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The Flood / Re: tranny porn thread
« on: February 13, 2016, 07:59:06 PM »

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: February 13, 2016, 06:43:51 PM »
Some matches I had at my tournament on Thursday, in case any of you are interested:

vs. Slush
YouTube
vs. Donte
YouTube
vs. Paw (my favorite of the night)
YouTube
vs. FX | Dakpo (best Zero Suit Samus in Texas)
YouTube
You're actually insane fam, but damn, Dakpo's ZSS isn't shorthanded in the early KO department. Some of those above/off stage combos could probably give a fully charged flare blade a run for its money in terms of KO%

This at shockwave?

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The Flood / Re: I am the only member that is myself on these boards
« on: February 13, 2016, 08:29:10 AM »
Deci pls. Your persona is one of the most blatant.

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The Flood / Re: Just won a hockey tournament and my feet hurt
« on: February 13, 2016, 06:22:17 AM »
Edit: That was meant to be a vibrating gif saying ">sports" in red 99 point text and all caps. Bloggif confirmed worst image hosting site

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It saddens me that you judge a game soleley based on it's 'playability' and 'functionality', a true patrician sees through the low-budget poor budget of a game with shitty AI to see the concept. The kernel of the vidyas soul that lays at the center of every game.

It's like that special job that takes years and years of training to determine the sex of chicks by squeezing them correctly. 6 digit salary might I add. Once you learn to squeeze games correctly to determine their sex, then you will return to my thread, and you will return as a patrician but it not this day.
I actually liked some of the quirks of the glitchy AI. The one where they sprint and prone in place repeatedly when they're off their normal pathway and deciding where to go cracks me up every time. Road Rash 64 is loaded with glitches, almost all of which contribute to its hilarity. You'll notice I've given it an SS grade.

Snapping to you though, is straight up bullshit. If their accuracy wasn't impeded by the spread you're almost 100% guaranteed to come off second best in a duel. I'm not afraid to detract points where they count fam. 

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Gaming / >tfw you rq after being memed in Halo CE
« on: February 13, 2016, 04:55:53 AM »
>join first populated server I see
>Shotguns no shield CTF on Battle creek
>Some clan server, 440 ms of ping, pre good fams
>Other team actually seem to know the map well enough to camp in good spots, and defend their carrier with 2-3 escorts
>I shoot first in literally every encounter, but still go 8 deaths without getting a kill
>Start to get the hang of the lead, begin steam rolling them because the Shotgun has semi-realistic spread and can be used viably almost halfway across the map
>15 kills, 11 deaths
>Still salty from the warmup deaths
>quit

ITT: Discuss times you've come back to a game from a long hiatus only to find out you hate the experience.

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Because you posted a nice long comprehensive list, I'm just going to judge you off your SS.
Unfortunately, that list only contains two good games, them being :

Worms 2  and  Unreal Tournament 2003-2004.


What truly bamboozles me is the fact that a rational being, (which I no longer think you are), could sit-back and think to themsleves the following :

"I believe that the objective, obscure, cult-classic masterpiece that is Enemy Territory: Quake Wars belongs in the lowest slot of my rating system. Furthermore I believe that Super-Reddit Brothers 4 belongs orders of magnitude above this."

This enrages me. Truly enrages me. More than perhaps any other list here. I take no joy in this judgement, yet nor do I hesitate in dealing it.

Certified low-moderate-tier plebian.
It was a solid title, yes, but it had flaws, particularly with the AI, that hampered my enjoyment of the game. I'd often crash ingame and I found that a lot of teams were stacked with Covert Ops/Infiltrator, which severely hampered the online gameplay. One could expect to do well with kills, without reliably defending the objective, making it annoying regardless of who's team they're on. I can't tell you how many times I've seen people be killed by a disguised enemy outside the Spawn gates/in a good hiding spot because they're too stupid to recognize a teammate running straight for them. This, combined with the Tormentor and Anansi being pretty much broken unless the opposing team had a particularly proficient driver of a vehicle with a Machinegun really dragged down the grade. That said, I still enjoy the game and play it to this day.

Also Sm4sh is my current go-to game, and I haven't actually tried to be anywhere near this competitive since Halo CE in the late 2000's. It genuinely has me hooked. I don't feel I need to explain my choices further. 

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 February update - Hammer Storm
« on: February 13, 2016, 03:45:48 AM »
It looks like his eyes and lips are bulging through his helmet.
You will be fined twenty dollars for not wearing a seatbelt. Here is your ticket, I am the law.


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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 February update - Hammer Storm
« on: February 13, 2016, 03:13:06 AM »


Oh God, what have they done to you, Noble 6?
Are robotic pets making a comeback now? Looks like a giraffe

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The Flood / Re: I actually give more likes than I receive likes
« on: February 13, 2016, 03:09:32 AM »
588 pages given, 68 pages received. This isn't accounting for multiple likes on 1 post (both given and received)

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