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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: March 03, 2016, 12:28:25 AM »
oh wait no it was actually one of the the worst things I've ever played
Quite so sure about that are we

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: March 02, 2016, 08:52:20 PM »
Light of URs works better for that.

"Enemy core a- we've taken out the enemy core" plays in the span of about 4 seconds. So fast they don't even know what happened.
Pool of Radiance and standard variants have a painfully slow RoF, but man Light of Urs is some op shit when taking down enemy cores.

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: March 02, 2016, 08:45:11 PM »
I use a USB-Ethernet and it's still meh.
Must suffer in certain areas too. I doubt I could play anybody outside my state without some input lag.

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The Flood / Re: plug.dj is... back?
« on: March 02, 2016, 05:07:32 AM »
Yay! Now people can spam more threads about it!
not like there's a lot going on that can be interrupted tbh

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Gaming / Re: Pokémon Red & Blue Review
« on: March 02, 2016, 04:17:46 AM »
We had Red and Gold when I was growing up I think, but because I was so young, that start game bit where you couldn't do anything until you got a Pokemon seemed to be impossible to figure out. It took me until Pokemon Sapphire to be able to get past the start of the game, so I had a bit of a sour view of Gen 1 and 2 (and Zelda II/OoT for similar reasons) growing up. I didn't get to complete a Gen 1 game to a significant degree until about 2012, but even then I got stuck at the Sea Foam Islands and gave up, coming back and defeating the Elite Four in Yellow version in 2014. It was fun overall but a lot of detracting factors in a game with such a reputation. It's like how The Legend of Zelda was really horribly polished, but ended up being a legendary game anyway.

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what are the lyrics

you're making me google you stupid turd
Spoiler
Do you, do you, do you, do you
Do you, do you do you, do you
Will you, will you, will you, will you
Come on, come on, come on home
Tonight

It's the way that you move into my heart
It's the way that I move out

Yeah, ow
Yeah, ow
You brought too much too much metaphor to the
Relationship, to what I see
To how I kiss, yuck
Yeah, ow
I'm hating what I'm feeling but I'm
So foolishly attracted to you
You

Baby you had me doubt all that I knew
Hey you, can we move on?

Yeah, ow
Yeah, ow
You brought too much too much metaphor to the
Relationship, to what I see
To how I kiss, yuck
Yeah, ow
I'm hating what I'm feeling but I'm
So foolishly attracted to you
You

Foolishly attracted
So foolishly attracted
So foolishly attracted to you
it's a bit cheesy to look at, but the "I'm hating what I'm feeling but I'm
So foolishly attracted to you
You" part is bang on tbh.

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YouTube

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The Flood / Re: Episode I: The Phantom Chad
« on: March 02, 2016, 02:57:33 AM »
Kek. People disparage me, but I have convinced four girls to suck my cock on the first date. This last one would have if she wasn't sick. She's coming over Sunday to have fun with me.
does that actually sound like a good thing in your head or something

You're not even going to have the slightest semblance of a significant relationship at this rate.

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The Flood / Re: its that time of year again
« on: March 02, 2016, 02:55:09 AM »
tfw no gimp skills and no photoshop

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Gaming / Re: Are you a Sunbro or a Moonfag?
« on: March 02, 2016, 02:54:16 AM »
tbh fams sometimes I still think Sapphire was only just released.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: March 02, 2016, 02:46:38 AM »
We must be playing a different game.

I've legitimately killed scorpions with DMR fire. I can melt a standard banshee in seconds. Wraiths are too easy since the weak points are on the front of it. Warthogs except for ONI's are jokes.
Does it still count if I found them on the ground because tfw no DMR cert, and they don't have kinetic bolts? Also most of the enemies I've come up against have been competent enough to force me into cover/drive out of range without me killing them. I still have played less than 20 games tho.

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Gaming / Re: do you like video games
« on: March 02, 2016, 02:25:43 AM »


who wants to come play bideo bames

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JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle is the best fighting game :^)

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Gaming / Re: Theory I have regarding Halo
« on: March 02, 2016, 02:16:29 AM »
>Halo 6 comes around
>the entire war against the AIs is glossed over in a single cutscene at the start
>Spend half the game cleaning up Forerunner remnants
>New caste is introduced that is under the impression they're responsible for the mantle and therefore all humans must die (as that seems to be the unspoken creed for those trying to pursue the forerunners)
>Defeat them at the end, cutscene of the gravemind's laughter at the end teases a Flood appearance before the entire gaming industry goes bankrupt, sparking an arms race of indie developers trying to become top dog

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The Flood / Re: Is anyone actually a furry?
« on: March 02, 2016, 02:09:56 AM »
only ironically fams

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Gaming / Re: MCC is dead
« on: March 02, 2016, 02:07:42 AM »
Not always. Sometimes you just want to hop into a match and not spend time scrolling through overpopulated or completely barren lobbies, or walls of servers with the most retarded rules or settings.
That said, however, including a server browser never hurt anyone, and can only make things better.
tfw 2016 and it's still not a standard feature to have an option for both in online multiplayer games

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Gaming / Re: Halo
« on: March 02, 2016, 02:06:14 AM »
I don't like the direction 343 took with the story, and there are only like 2 armour pieces that don't look like something a concept artist throws in the trash at the end of a doodling session. Probably just rose tinted glasses tbh. If we were taking the MP's in their current state then H5 hands down, but CE's multiplayer on custom and vanilla maps was fun for a long time after launch, before it became a pure beanerfest, and I've made my opinion of H5's online pretty clear in other threads. It's fantastic tbh

T:;DR: idk fams

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: March 01, 2016, 07:31:48 PM »
Wifi is ass, there's a reason I stick to mostly offline now.
yeah the Wii-U's net card is terribad. It's supposed to be pretty good online if you use a USB-Ethernet adapter, but otherwise enjoy some Halo 3-tier input lag fams.

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Gaming / Re: MCC is dead
« on: March 01, 2016, 07:29:07 PM »
Are you sure it's not just MCC's netcode being absolutely shit? Played Halo 3 last year when it said 5300 people were online, and I still got a match in 5 minutes.

Also daily reminder that server browsers are objectively the best form of online gaming.

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Gaming / Re: Your favorite unbalanced game?
« on: March 01, 2016, 05:13:20 AM »
Probs Halo CE tbh. I spent a fair few thousand hours playing its MP, and the non-modded maps had maybe 4 weapons you could actually use, and the netcoding is so abhorrently shit that even having 1 less MS of ping gives you a noticeable advantage.

That said, the popular mods are so broken that it's not even fun anymore. There's this map called Bigass or something that was released several times since 2013 with slightly different states, and everybody plays it because "muh reach reskin," and each match always starts off the same: 10 minutes where absolutely nothing happens because it's so big it takes ages to find an enemy, and then once somebody camps at the cliffs of the enemy team's base with a Tank/Sniper/Gauss rifle/Hog, that team automatically wins as their base becomes a meat grinder. Also the grenades are even worse than vanilla CE and Reach Beta combined, as their blast radius can easily encompass a tank.

Most of the vanilla maps nowadays were modded by some beaner whos' idea of fun is placing teleporters literally everywhere, so most of those servers are unplayable too, but pre-2010 was a fun time fams.

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The Flood / Re: Why do people not care about their health?
« on: March 01, 2016, 05:03:29 AM »
I've worked out a pretty reasonable balance with my health tbh.

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The Flood / Re: Accurately describe users in one word
« on: February 27, 2016, 06:02:28 AM »
Das: Lewd
Fruit: Waifu
Ryle: Memes
Chally: Turban
Lemon: Shill
LoA: (less of a) Shill
Nuka: Memes 2.0
Naru: Memes 3.0
Slash: kys
Endy: 5
Tru: Small
Catzilla: Shitlord
Rocketman: (not a) mOD
Byrne: oh

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: February 27, 2016, 05:54:03 AM »
First Halo game where dying/getting a kill online actually feels like it happened because of a superior play and not just lag induced port priority/RNG luck on the weapon spread tbh. It actually makes me want to learn the meta as religiously as I did Halo 1 ayy.

And while Vehicles are still pre weak, I'm pleased to report that spamming a DMR at one hasn't worked for me once yet. Promising signs, and I'm almost starting to regret purchasing a Wii-U instead of an XB1 now.

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Gaming / Re: Halo 5 mega thread
« on: February 25, 2016, 04:22:35 AM »
YouTube


Good to know I can get Spawn Boarded in my own base now
Now all they need is to patch in an early fuel rod gun exploit and 30 second matches will be the future of Warzone.

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The Flood / Re: People born in the 2000s
« on: February 23, 2016, 09:54:15 PM »
Those (fragmented) 2 years I can actually remember from the 90's weren't that great. 2000's were more fun tbh

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Gaming / Re: Remember Adventurequest/Battleon
« on: February 23, 2016, 04:23:53 PM »
Ye, I played a little AQ (or something similar) ages ago, and then came back in 2010 and the whole site changed dramatically. Some of it was pre fun fam

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The Flood / Re: If you are not American
« on: February 23, 2016, 05:44:59 AM »
smh at south canadians and their superiority complexes fams

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Gaming / Re: The Cycle Continues
« on: February 23, 2016, 12:49:54 AM »
FE is definitely over-represented (there's actually six FE reps now), but Samus is pretty much the only noteworthy Metroid character who would fit in with the rest of the roster, and F-Zero hasn't been relevant since... basically ever. Captain Falcon remains only because he's part of the original 12, and because he's a meme.


Oh, I was talking more about in general for F-Zero/Metroid, specifically in the lack of production of a new significant title in recent years. I agree that even including Samurai Goroh, Blood Falcon or Black Shadow would really be stretching it, and I'm anti-ridley on the Metroid front. It just seems like Sakurai or Nintendo are trying way too hard to push Fire Emblem with Sm4sh.

They have no excuse to not make a new title. "We don't know what we can do to add something new to the franchise" doesn't hold up when they've been shitting out remakes like nobody's business for the past few years.

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: February 23, 2016, 12:39:17 AM »
when you're playing online falcon dittos and you both down-taunt at the start of the match


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The Flood / Re: I did a thing
« on: February 23, 2016, 12:34:37 AM »
good job posting her image here, creep
Sol already knows her Facebook, Instagram and Snapchat accounts, as well as Bank details and Financial history

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