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tfw no shadow sneak to get a free ticket out of multihit kill moves and potential reversal

No, they're not "trying" anything. They're exerting the minimum effort to say, "You don't matter enough to me to tell you the straight-up truth, so I'm going to engage in meaningless niceties that society has deemed 'polite' so I can convince myself that I'm a good, honest, helpful, and thoughtful person."

It just communicates to me that they don't give a fuck about me or my feelings.

Which, no one has to. I just wish people were more honest about it.

It's one of the most common causes of premature death and people are probably likely to get in to 3 or 4 minor prangs in their entire lifetime but it's still unlikely enough that you can straight up tell an inexperienced driver not to worry about it, as supervised learning drivers have contributed the least to the road toll in Australia.

Rosalina is the most annoying and easiest tank in the game, but I actually know little on how to use her and I'm terrible with her.

Ironic huh?

Hard to deal with a local/online Rosalina? For a while I knew Sheik was the best in the game (pre-patch) but she was so fast I couldn't control her and moves like Bouncing Fish felt really unintuitive. It took me playing Melee for a few months and not playing a character with a Sword/items to be able to get comfortable lmao.

I think the Link vs Rosa matchup is easily the hardest counter of any 2 characters in the entire series and watching Dabuz play gets me salty af because of all the cheap looking shit he does with Luma. But tbh I don't see her as annoying. There's a Rosalina in my local scene (he actually introduced me to it) who I couldn't beat until a few months ago. I beat him the day I picked up Sheik (after getting bodied a fair bit by a little mac as learning what Sheik's kit is).

Tbh I think Rob is the most annoying and cheapest tank in the game. Now those niggas give me some trouble and literally everything kills.

The real taste of Autmn is Hot Chocolate tbh

My God I've gotten back my competitive side I thought was lost long after Halo 3. Almost every game I either end up carrying my team in a loss or getting MVP in a win but God are these matches brutally close. I don't know what people are bitching about as far as the game overall because I'm having fun. Haven't touched the campaign though, too drawn in by Arena matches.

Competitive arena is the best in the series imo. Pity there's no Local support so LAN tournaments are a pain in the ass to set up. You'll be pretty happy with Halo 5 if you use it only for Competitive.

The guy has texted me back and asked for a quote on the repair bill. Could be a real nigga but not sure yet

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You should have told the police about this the moment it happened. The longer you wait the less credible you sound.

I know, I was just giving this cunt the benefit of the doubt. Good to know he's pretty much gone underground

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Thanks again guys, it means a lot to me. Hospital gave me the green light to go home with a GP checkup on the cards tomorrow. Headache was just general fatigue and all I seem to have is a bit of minor whiplash. Should be fine soon.

Your car, is it manual? Glad you're ok.

Yeah man, old school.

I'm a bit miffed as to what to do. The guy has informed me via text that he is uninsured. I'll see what the go is tomorrow but for now I'm getting some much needed sleep.

Thanks guys, getting a friend to take me to the hospital.

Even though I've been driving for more than 4 and a half years and I'm smack bang in the middle of the age bracket that's statistically most likely to be in an accident, it was so unexpected. You really do have to act like you're driving the 20 cars around you as well as your own.

It was a pretty big shock tbh. I was driving to get some parts so I could service my car and was headed down a relatively busy street with 2 lanes each direction and a nature strip in the middle. I was slightly behind (like, my front wheel was alongside his rear one) the car next to me and without warning he flashed his indicator once, merged into my lane and braked hard. There was no time to even react and I slammed straight into him and it was a meaty fucking hit. It was only a 60 zone (38 for you Burgers/Bongs) but I think I jarred my shoulder in the impact, and because of how small my car was the left side wheels became airborne for what felt like 5 minutes. Luckily I was launched no further than the turn lane and not into oncoming traffic, and we were both in reasonably good positions to find a place to pull in safely without impeding the traffic behind us.

Fortunately we're both (seemingly) ok, he got out of his car to ask if I was ok and we then had a quick chat that was really laid back given we'd been involved in an accident. We exchanged contact info and went on our way (I called the number first to make sure it was legit, but it was all good). I'd only brought the car a couple of weeks ago too. I'm pretty shaken up, I can't really think straight and I'm contemplating contacting the hospital to make sure I didn't hit my head or something.

Honestly I was expecting the left front wheel to have been bent out of line and the entire front left quarter of the car to have been destroyed because of how solid the hit was and how deeply I gouged his car (mid 00's Corolla). I guess mine is either too old for crumple zones or the Metal/Steel/whatever panels are just so much more durable than plastic/fibreglass because the Wheel seems to still be on straight and there only seems to be superficial damage. The Passenger side door is stuck shut because of the panel interference and a left light housings along with the grill mesh are completely buggered. It doesn't even look remotely severe but I guess AE82 Corollas are built tougher than they look. Still gets around town too but I'll talk to the guy's insurance about where they want me to get the panels looked at, and I'll see if the chassis is bent out of shape too.

It happened a few hours ago and I'm still in shock but I think I'm ok.

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the 2 weeks of winter finished recently so it's back to summer for me

tfw southern Australia doesn't see the sun for 8 months of the year and is a cold shithole

Almost everywhere in Victoria is flooded and in 4 months those same places will be charred to a crisp