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« on: May 13, 2017, 08:45:02 PM »
whenever i encounter drivers that piss me off i get right up behind them and start to slooooowly crank up the bass until the windows on their car start to rattle and shake
I would drive in the berm to fling back stones at you.
what the shit's a Berm you erie hick
isn't a berm like a really steeply banked corner?
1892
« on: May 13, 2017, 08:41:57 PM »
Made top 32 in Smash 64 singles due to DQs lmao. Ya boi Zonda getting that bracket RNG.
I got destroyed by James in my first set and then met Yoyo in losers. Dude is a beast and 5 stocked me first game, but game 2 was hella close. I picked up some ways to gimp his falcon and got him to last stock. I saw a couple of Boom's sets/friendlies too, that man is the fucking truth.
1893
« on: May 13, 2017, 08:37:11 PM »
-Snake
-Tiny Wings
1894
« on: May 11, 2017, 11:00:00 AM »
>not working a cash in hand job so you can claim unemployment too
1895
« on: May 10, 2017, 11:34:38 PM »
Property investor between 1970 - 2007, and 2009 - now. The easiest of money short of winning the lottery or being born to rich parents.
1896
« on: May 10, 2017, 11:29:55 PM »
ham wallets tho 👐👐
1897
« on: May 10, 2017, 11:27:43 PM »
Jasmine drives a black car. She doesn't actually know what kind, Daddy just gave it to her.
Despite the fact that her Instagram profile says she's a fashion influencer, and her tax return says she's a retail assistant, the truth is her real occupation is an Agent of Death.
She does the reaper's bidding using such cruel and unusual methods as applying make-up in stop-start traffic, and using a mobile device at 190km/h. Perhaps her most bizarre means of carrying road users into the next realm, though, is her uncanny ability to be paying perfect attention at traffic lights when she's second in line, delivering a heart-attack inducing toot of her horn 0.00001 seconds after the light turns green. 
1898
« on: May 10, 2017, 11:23:41 PM »
>be me
>28 year old HR manager
>On measly $250,000 a year after tax + super and Healthcare
>have to work a backbreaking 38 hour week, only get 2 lunch breaks a day
>30 applicants for a recent opening
>Too many, have to throw their papers in the air and shortlist the ones that landed face up
>Our company doesn't have time for people that unlucky anyway
>don't have time to contact unsuccessful applicants because I'm really under the pump to finish this imgur album
>15 interviewees UGH I hate my life
>have to interview them all
>21 year old with a tonne of skills and sells themselves well is one of the applicants
>Lmao fuck this guy, I'm giving the 6 year unpaid traineeship to this slob that bagged groceries for a few more months.
1899
« on: May 08, 2017, 10:26:44 PM »
BAM9 coming up this week. I might miss my Melee pool for singles, leaving only doubles (if I find a partner) and Smash 64.
Depending on how my hand diagnosis goes today, I might pick up a bit of SSB4 again, if only to learn and spam that Ftilt/Dtilt > Fair > Needles > Bouncing fish 0-death string.
1900
« on: May 08, 2017, 10:16:48 PM »
1901
« on: May 08, 2017, 10:11:40 PM »
when u try to approach a ganon for the first time and get jabbed
1902
« on: May 08, 2017, 10:09:36 PM »
yeah fuck men lol
1903
« on: May 08, 2017, 10:08:23 PM »
tfw have to work 55 hour weeks for $20k a year because conservative business owners ruined everything
1904
« on: May 07, 2017, 11:22:00 PM »
1905
« on: May 07, 2017, 11:04:24 PM »
I'm down to help out with all of 'em
-Zonda1996
-Australian EST
-Free Tuesdays between Midday and 5pm but I play with Boomdeyadah then too
1906
« on: May 07, 2017, 09:02:25 PM »
Man I was 6 days off on my guess
1907
« on: May 07, 2017, 08:54:32 PM »
 Also crop top return fucking when
1908
« on: May 06, 2017, 01:01:01 PM »
ok back
1909
« on: May 06, 2017, 12:53:51 PM »
1910
« on: May 06, 2017, 12:52:43 PM »
Good lol brb
1911
« on: May 05, 2017, 11:39:30 PM »
8 days.
1912
« on: May 05, 2017, 11:37:23 PM »
1913
« on: May 05, 2017, 11:36:12 PM »
Basically the 2017 version of Power Bands but with at least a shadow of utility.
1914
« on: May 04, 2017, 11:47:55 PM »
Just curious, are you mad that high pingers are against you or on your team?
It ain't even the ping dawg. I deal with 300-800 daily so I know their struggle. They just play the cheapest fucking bullshit strats (that work because of their absurd ping) and are generally a nuisance.
1915
« on: May 04, 2017, 12:42:55 AM »
best thread
1916
« on: May 04, 2017, 12:38:15 AM »
May as well just buy all 3 games tbh
1917
« on: May 04, 2017, 12:36:40 AM »
Malwarebytes is one I'd recommend.
Whatever you do avoid AVG at all costs. It's pure cancer and pops up more frequently than regular adware with windows you can't exit/minimize. It's also extremely needy and gets you to restart your computer/browsers 90% of the time.
1918
« on: May 03, 2017, 12:02:42 AM »
1919
« on: May 03, 2017, 12:02:26 AM »
Midday-3pm
Midnight-4am
Australian eastern time
1920
« on: May 02, 2017, 12:47:45 PM »
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