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The Flood / Re: My guide to dating women
« on: July 15, 2017, 12:40:55 PM »
but how do I pull her chair out for her online
uwu *pulls chair out for you*

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Gaming / Re: Super Smash Brothers
« on: July 15, 2017, 12:25:28 PM »
bruh why mario steal 14 coins per up-special that nigga got the best move in the game I swear

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The Flood / Re: Why are we still here?
« on: July 15, 2017, 12:23:03 PM »
The day Arky died something really just broke in me, you feel?
some real shit dawg the world has felt like a darker place ever since

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The Flood / Re: Why are we still here?
« on: July 15, 2017, 12:20:26 PM »

RIP That Calvin & Hobbes loving bastard
gone too soon just like arky

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The Flood / Re: aaAAAaaaaaaa
« on: July 15, 2017, 12:19:12 PM »
yy lmao

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me and chally vs cmd and deci 2v2 when

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The Flood / Re: My guide to dating women
« on: July 15, 2017, 12:13:13 PM »
Nice.
thanks i thought you'd approve

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The Flood / Re: Been having sex in some pretty weird places lately
« on: July 15, 2017, 12:11:07 PM »
does she choke you

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The Flood / Re: My guide to dating women
« on: July 15, 2017, 12:10:28 PM »
16 replies later... and you guys think the OP is a joke.

I didn't copy and paste shit. All of it is a real guide. I'd like to see you morons do better tbh.
Okay. Das's guide to dating:

-keep your car clean and inconspicupus. Maintain it and do not leave noticeable body damage.
-learn the daily routine of your desired date's parents, when they're home, when they're at work, when they go away with your date
-select a suitable spot for your date to happen. Right by her house is most likely not a good idea, and close to her school will probably get too crowded.
-It is understandable to be excited when meeting your date, but do not come on too strong or be too forceful. You want her to accept you naturally.
-Once you have successfully landed a relationship with your date, do not brag too much. Keep it on the down low out of respect for her

Congratulations, have fun, and most importantly, enjoy that sweet little schoolgirl pussy.
so uhh funny story im actually kinda seeing someone who's still in school

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The Flood / Re: My guide to dating women
« on: July 15, 2017, 12:08:45 PM »
i have class

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Gaming / Re: Evolution 2017 - Day 1
« on: July 15, 2017, 12:06:07 PM »
Am I missing something here?

why is he on a controller too
Melee is traditionally only played on GameCube controllers, and most tournaments ban anything else because of fears of creating unfair advantages (primary concerns being with analog vs. digital inputs, etc).

Hax literally broke his hand playing the game, and now he has arthritis, but he still wanted to play, so with some help, he developed an ergonomic box controller to allow him to keep playing without any health risks. Trouble is, few large tournaments let him actually use it—so it's surprising to see.

I'm happy for him, but I wonder how he got away with it.
Top player privilege or good relationship with the TO. At the end of the day you can normally fly below the radar on a few rules by being nice to the TO's and showing up to your sets on time. Also aside from PPMD, Hax is easily the most prolific player to be absent from the game for as long as he has. A lot of people (myself included) are pretty much aching to see him return to form and majors will be the best place to work on that.

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Gaming / Re: Evolution 2017 - Day 2
« on: July 15, 2017, 12:02:39 PM »
Mandatory unlikely call that I always throw out - S2J, N0ne or Wizzy will be the first non god to beat Armada.

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The Flood / Re: Wimbledon 2017
« on: July 15, 2017, 11:58:24 AM »
Man single elimination is so brutal

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The Flood / Re: Do you care that much about being wealthy?
« on: July 15, 2017, 11:56:31 AM »
I mean, I kinda want money and financial stability, but like, it's not worth it at the expense of my youth tbh. Current career goal is to find a nice 20-30 hour a week job to fund my hobbies and is flexible enough on hours to let me spend time with friends, family and getting out.

I'll never own a house and I'll probably struggle to provide for my family later on if my investing luck is poor, but I wanna fucking be there man I'm a human being. The only reason I'm not saying fuck the money and quitting my 50 hour underpaying job right now is because I'm a little bitch and also rent, debt and bills.

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Gaming / Re: New Super Mario Odyssey gameplay
« on: July 14, 2017, 11:28:06 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Why are we still here?
« on: July 14, 2017, 11:22:03 PM »
idk man I miss tyger

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At least Meleefags stick by their word and actually play their shitty game.
Yeah it begs the question of why do people move on from older versions of (insert game here) they love when Melee is nearly in the most alive state it's ever been. Hell, even Smash 64's tourneys still get hella attendance.

Halo CE is mostly beanerville and the good competitive stuff is mostly underground. 2 and 3 are in similar boats now which really sucks. I'd love to play them in a competitive or casual setting but fucking nobody (Mexicans aren't people except Jono) plays them and there isn't a single tournament in Australia that I could find, let alone online. Yet Melee is just as old as Halo CE and:
-It's still featured at EVO
-There are multiple majors a year and so many monthlies and local weeklies it may as well be a sport with how much support it gets
-There are plenty of TO's for it
-strong af grassroots scene

All mostly because of a documentary that was a glorified "hey guys, remember the good old days? Let's relive them for this game" that people actually listened to.

It's a shame it can't happen for the Halos. I've been dying to play Halo 1.5, some custom CE maps, 2 and 3 for ages with some people.

That reminds me I should ask boom for a 1v1 on unplayably laggy halo 3

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The Flood / Re: 4:35 A M
« on: July 14, 2017, 12:00:49 PM »
bruhhhhhh 😂😂👌👌

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The Flood / Re: No one has had a bad workday
« on: July 14, 2017, 11:52:07 AM »
>you will never drive a 2010 Nissan Micra with an engine knock, cracked exhaust manifold, broken side mirror, brake judder, bald tires and squeaky suspension for work

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The Flood / Re: cheat make me legendary boy
« on: July 14, 2017, 11:49:15 AM »
🅱️oasting 🅱️n 🅱️n 🅱️pic 🅱️read

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The Flood / Re: finally my reign has begun
« on: July 14, 2017, 11:46:14 AM »
me, boom and mojo

The triforce is complete

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wizard thread

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The Flood / Re: I remember back when Destiny was gonna launch soon
« on: July 12, 2017, 11:32:57 AM »
I remember having a bit of hype for the vidocs in 2013 but the subforum pre-launch was so cancerous I stopped following it straight up

Fuck playing a game with those retards lmao

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tfw trying to find a song with a lyric search because haven't got Shazam, and it's so esoteric it isn't even on youtube

what's the lyric
oh um

"She's walking up to you/
She's dying to be by your side"

Song has kind of a Teenage dirtbag vibe but pre sure it's from this year.

Same story with this song called "Garbage Bin" but don't know the artist's name. Sounds kinda like Puddle of mud but again pretty sure it's from this year.

I'm not too worried. I listen to the same station nearly 24/7 and almost always end up finding the songs anyway. Longest search was 7 years.

most radio stations have a website where they list their recent play history so maybe you can check for that

doesn't sound like anything i'd be able to help you with. i know you like qotsa so i figured if it was in that vein of music i might be able to help you out.
oh yeah fuck true I can just pull over and whip out the triple J twitter ayy lmao

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tfw trying to find a song with a lyric search because haven't got Shazam, and it's so esoteric it isn't even on youtube

what's the lyric
oh um

"She's walking up to you/
She's dying to be by your side"

Song has kind of a Teenage dirtbag vibe but pre sure it's from this year.

Same story with this song called "Garbage Bin" but don't know the artist's name. Sounds kinda like Puddle of mud but again pretty sure it's from this year.

I'm not too worried. I listen to the same station nearly 24/7 and almost always end up finding the songs anyway. Longest search was 7 years.

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What music do you like?
Pretty much anything my guy, you?

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tfw trying to find a song with a lyric search because haven't got Shazam, and it's so esoteric it isn't even on youtube

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oh so thats why i have so many ads for beyblade tazos

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