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The Flood / Re: This is the ideal male body
« on: July 17, 2017, 10:30:47 AM »
Biceps, forearms and lats would have to be inhibiting practical range of motion, surely.

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The Flood / Re: Meme thread
« on: July 17, 2017, 09:51:50 AM »
Jewish investment speculator having assets possessed by Sturmabteilung agent (Berlin, 1933, colourized)


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The Flood / Re: If I met verbatim irl
« on: July 17, 2017, 09:39:55 AM »
I bet ver🅱️ætim would be totally down for weed if you offered politely in a pressure free zone in a country where it's legal

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: July 17, 2017, 06:45:31 AM »
every time I pick up the Halo 2 BR I'm like "This is it, this is totally happening. I'm about to rain death on the plebeians that I matched with."
I take back what I said, you're the worst of the beaners

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Gaming / Re: Halo Mega Thread
« on: July 17, 2017, 03:54:39 AM »
I'm actually enjoying Halo 5's gameplay. Sue me.

Still won't prefer it over Halo 2 or 3 though, but I'd much rather play 5 over lolReach and Halo 4.
it's really not as bad as people say it is. There are a few complaints I have but I'd still play the shit out of it if I had an Xbox

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The Flood / Re: Cosplay
« on: July 16, 2017, 08:48:06 PM »
i cosplay as catzilla cosplaying as ryle cosplaying as ember cosplaying as his fursona

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The Flood / Re: Events or periods in history you wish you attended
« on: July 16, 2017, 08:39:58 PM »
Minecon 2013

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The Flood / Re: What name do you know me as?
« on: July 16, 2017, 08:37:47 PM »
🅱️rehistoric

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The Flood / Re: Halo 4's soundtrack is the best one.
« on: July 16, 2017, 08:35:30 PM »
4 had some pretty solid music, but it was no ODST.

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The Flood / Re: Did Luke fuck Leia?
« on: July 16, 2017, 08:32:15 PM »
Luke is edgelord's father, and Han is Luke's father. Leia is both Luke's father, and edgelord's grandmother. Disney really fucked with the Canon.
ember is my father

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The Flood / Re: Elegiac did nothing wrong
« on: July 16, 2017, 10:38:00 AM »
What is there to discuss here
What is there to discuss on this whole site?
trueeeeeee 😂

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The Flood / Re: Elegiac did nothing wrong
« on: July 16, 2017, 10:13:35 AM »
What is there to discuss here

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The Flood / Re: Sep7 short fiction contest
« on: July 16, 2017, 04:21:46 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Sep7 short fiction contest
« on: July 16, 2017, 04:16:18 AM »

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The Flood / Re: Is Karma real?
« on: July 16, 2017, 12:58:30 AM »
She can be as real as you want for $150
Well she needs to get real, 150 dollarydoos for that flat cracka ass?! Nah nigga she best lower that price
bruh karma thicc af she just gives you the 7 year itch and catches feelings at the drop of a hat

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The Flood / Re: cheat can I please have Marty thanks
« on: July 16, 2017, 12:52:56 AM »

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The Flood / Re: 🅱️🅱️
« on: July 15, 2017, 05:52:51 PM »
💯💯

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The Flood / Re: cheat can I please have Marty thanks
« on: July 15, 2017, 05:52:18 PM »

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The Flood / Re: pp
« on: July 15, 2017, 05:44:16 PM »
PPMD

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^spoiler alert: me

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The Flood / Re: pp
« on: July 15, 2017, 01:34:47 PM »
doot doot


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The Flood / Re: cheat can I please have Marty thanks
« on: July 15, 2017, 01:10:20 PM »

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The Flood / Re: Is Karma real?
« on: July 15, 2017, 01:07:46 PM »
She can be as real as you want for $150

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The Flood / cheat can I please have Marty thanks
« on: July 15, 2017, 01:05:58 PM »
I don't wanna double my post count and time spent online that shit took me years man

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The Flood / Re: My guide to dating women
« on: July 15, 2017, 01:03:28 PM »
*fucks maverick without condom*
um excuse me this is a sfw rp for supreme gentlemen

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The Flood / Re: My guide to dating women
« on: July 15, 2017, 12:58:18 PM »
Quote
pull the chair for her to sit down
i've never understood why this is a thing.
because you're automatically entitled to sex after performing small gestures of outdated gender roles, duh

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The Flood / Re: tfw you meet a super cute and cool girl at the party
« on: July 15, 2017, 12:56:46 PM »
Bruh you gotta stop being nitpicky or you'll never have a serious relationship.

So what if she's drunk? So what she has a boyfriend? So what she's underage? So what she's a he?

Gotta learn to forget about the small problems my guy.

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The Flood / Re: My guide to dating women
« on: July 15, 2017, 12:54:05 PM »
*stretches arm behind your back*

OwO what's this?

*pulls fidget spinner from behind your ear*

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The Flood / Re: My guide to dating women
« on: July 15, 2017, 12:46:01 PM »
*morphs into a wolf and teleports us both to your bedroom*

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