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Hello darkness, my old friend

Quote from: Zonda on September 24, 2017, 03:30:47 AM

Zondaronda, when are we going to meme it up in campaign again. I can use my proper headset mic and not that garbage 2 zimbabwe dollars 360 one I have

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on September 21, 2017, 06:00:07 PM

I'd be a marathon running, trap slaying, match shooting, cool dude with a pilots license.

Oh well.

Instead you're just a fat pedo. kek

Quote from: Zonda on September 19, 2017, 03:22:34 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on September 19, 2017, 12:47:56 AM

Cum faster?

That's a first.

Anyways, you could try holding your breath a bit and bearing down a little. Not a lot, you don't want to fart or shit yourself. Just enough to put pressure. Also relax your mind. Focus too much and you actually prevent anything from happening. Be totally in that moment.

Or you could ask her to reach down and use her fingers on the spot of your shaft that can only be reached through your scrotum. It feels like you're penetrating her while penetrating her. Obviously this is doggystyle. Be warned though, a climax this hard could cause you to develop feelings.

Some other simple set up stuff, if you have the time: don't let it be anything but your first nut of the night. Edge yourself leading up to it. That's when you beat off, but stop before you hit the point of no return. It takes practice, but it's doable. Watch some really raunchy porn before you meet her. Like REALLY raunchy. Just outside your comfort zone. Think about just that right through foreplay. Lastly, if you're comfortable doing it, talk dirty and try to get her to as well.

Believe it or not, this is exactly what I was doing trying to conceive with ex-Mrs Charlie. Just wanted to nut and get back to Halo 3.

ayy thanks for the tip

yeah I was thinking about doing the edging thing. The last few times we tried it's been taking 40-90 minutes for me to finish and she always got mad at me and gave up well before then. It's fucking absurd how long it takes and I always expected to have the exact opposite problem. I think I'll give the porn thing a miss because for the moment I'm assuming it's what made me so numb in the first place (I was addicted to that shit for like 8 years and it became a huge problem for me). Not too worried about catching harder feelings cause she's my gf nigga, the bigger the climax we both have the better as far as I'm concerned.

We'd do all the kinky shit (dirty talk, neck biting, my specific kinks, etc) and it still won't work. I can feel the buildup you get before you're about to finish but then it goes away for no reason unless one of us goes really hard. Weird. I'll probably end up consulting a doctor on this.

Real talk, I'm the same yo. Takes me forever and usually the girl gets bored. I think I have ADHD.

I think I eat too many beans 😭