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751
« on: March 17, 2020, 08:19:07 AM »
Preferred dick shape?
Speaking of dicks, today I had an interesting dream. I was peeing and suddenly my dick falls off together with balls and on it's place a new set of dick and balls grew, then I came a lot with it until my balls were empty. I should take that this is how my brain interpreted my problem with laptop. I guess it's either laptop=dick, so I probably have to buy a new one (grow a new dick) or it's part of laptop=dick, maybe even hard drive, so when it gets replaced there probably be windows, which I'll trash (cum) so my hard drive leaves empty (empty balls) and then I'll install Linux. Yeah.
752
« on: March 17, 2020, 05:14:03 AM »
Learning Linux when I have access to my mom's PC and working out or rest when I don't. Help my mom. Not really different from what I did before coronavirus.
753
« on: March 17, 2020, 05:09:49 AM »
what is your favorite pasta
Spaghetti, I think. I like them in a chicken soup too.
754
« on: March 16, 2020, 12:39:44 PM »
Employee: *Literally blown in half with malaria, cancer and a Xenomorph*
Company: "You're still coming to work right"
Meme Flu: *Less than 2% mortality rate*
Company: "Work machine canceled"
The issue with this flu isn't the mortality rate, it's the fact that it's apparently so highly infectious and adaptable. I don't know if the rumors are true, but I hear that corona is now capable of making the jump to dogs, therefore enabling them to be carriers(if the rumors and talk is true at least)
The problem with viruses is that they mutate constantly. While the mortality rate of corona isn't really something to write home about, imagine what would happen if it developed a new strain that had a higher mortality rate and retained it's highly infectious qualities? We'd be looking at spanish flu all over again.
If anything, this whole charade is a warning that nobody really takes the threat of viruses seriously and nor do we have remotely near enough effective systems in place to deal with what's otherwise an evolutionary war that we're on the losing side of. Nevermind that, the work machine is taking hits mainly because of the stock market right now.
The problem with Corona is its low mortality rate - no one dies so they walk around spreading it to everyone else. The only non-spreaders are the risk groups of 60+ people.
There are benefits of course to wiping out a bunch of boomers that are most likely hogging up property, but these people are someones relatives and loved ones too. This panic is really about protecting those that are vulnerable.
The problem with coronavirus is that it's easy to mix up with regular flu and hard to detect in early stages.
755
« on: March 16, 2020, 11:12:49 AM »
 :-/
756
« on: March 16, 2020, 09:30:52 AM »
do you djent
I wish, I haven't touched my guitars in ever and I haven't spent enough time with them to learn to play.
757
« on: March 15, 2020, 01:29:56 PM »
Favourite time of the year and why?
Autum. Rain. Orange leaves. Rain blossom.
758
« on: March 15, 2020, 09:12:03 AM »
Meanwhile I spend time reading about Linux and listening to music from NES games, since I can't do such a wonderful thing as running NES emulator through WINE without my laptop. Oh well.
what NES games are you trying to play
Bubble Bobble Part 2 and Little Nemo -The Dream Master. I also had in mind set up an emulator on my mom's PC so she could play her favorite games such as Super Mario Brothers and Snow Bros, but she doesn't seem to be interested right now. I also been playing Kick Master and Goonies, was about to grab Final Mission(japanese version), my favorite shmup.
759
« on: March 15, 2020, 09:03:55 AM »
Meanwhile I spend time reading about Linux and listening to music from NES games, since I can't do such a wonderful thing as running NES emulator through WINE without my laptop. Oh well.
760
« on: March 13, 2020, 02:49:08 AM »
Why?
I assume this was adressed to my last post, so I'll respond. Bisquit is a finnish programmer that, among other things knows both C and C++ and he wrote an OpenGL engine (I think?) which uses raytracing back in 2011. Another reason why is because by the time dr.torso return I might not be here anymore.
761
« on: March 12, 2020, 01:53:53 PM »
Preferred dick shape?
If it would go in my ass then a bit thin and long. Otherwise they all are fine.
762
« on: March 12, 2020, 01:10:25 PM »
what kind of phone do you have?
Samsung GT-S6102, which uses Android 2.3.6, uses touchpad, is 5 years old, and is obsolete, probably was obsolete when I bought it. I sometimes listen music on it. Sometimes I read books on it too, but it burns my eyes fairly quickly
763
« on: March 12, 2020, 01:02:35 PM »
Outside is scary, good thing that I don't go out. Ever.
Anyway, Ukraine goverment also decided to suspend work of schools, universities, etc for 3 weeks
764
« on: March 12, 2020, 12:54:13 PM »
Wanted to do a funny poll with what possibly went wrong but decided not to. Now since my phone is too weak to run anything other than this site, decided to do AMA, because I don't have anything else to do at the moment.
765
« on: March 11, 2020, 07:39:46 PM »
766
« on: March 10, 2020, 03:03:59 PM »
By the way, have you heard about the guy called Bisquit?
767
« on: March 10, 2020, 03:00:12 PM »
Completely irrelevnat but I am going mental over this: https://imgur.com/a/9LFJa4t
Completely irrelevant, but I am going to quote you with this anyway
768
« on: March 10, 2020, 01:32:47 PM »
769
« on: March 09, 2020, 03:51:07 PM »
Might as well use this opportunity and get Linux instead of Windows
770
« on: March 08, 2020, 09:41:37 AM »
771
« on: March 07, 2020, 02:42:58 PM »
772
« on: March 05, 2020, 03:17:26 AM »
Bring her chair whenever she wants to sit down
773
« on: March 03, 2020, 02:17:36 PM »
Oh well, back to playing elona+  
774
« on: March 03, 2020, 10:26:30 AM »
Nothing. I can only say that I'm aiming on playing my boyfriends boypussy with my dick this... decade.
You ok, hun?
Yeah
775
« on: March 03, 2020, 10:21:34 AM »
Drop the Windows bundle.
Get a trial version of 7 and upgrade to 10 for free. Saves you 100 dollars.
downgrade*
776
« on: March 03, 2020, 10:20:35 AM »
Nothing. I can only say that I'm aiming on playing my boyfriends boypussy with my dick this... decade.
777
« on: March 02, 2020, 12:07:48 PM »
778
« on: March 01, 2020, 08:40:17 AM »
779
« on: February 28, 2020, 01:45:15 PM »
Mood 
780
« on: February 28, 2020, 03:31:58 AM »
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